realistically speaking

how does one gets or stays buff during a zombie apocalypse?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking ameridogs and your stupid Black person fantasies. That's why you are single and unloved. You are a manchild thinking of very moronic situations. I shit on your family tree for producing the lowest of the genepool: the incel.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bro it is just for fun

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        bro relax. get some b***hes

        [...]
        [...]
        this is why you shouldnt do steroids

        He's not wrong though. Why are you Amerimutts so... well.... non-white in everything you do?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Having tantrums over the trivial makes you look weak and not in control of your emotions, much like a woman.
          Sorry the US lives rent free in your head, by the way.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      bro relax. get some b***hes

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Bro it is just for fun

        "bro" frick yourself with your Black person-speech.
        >bro
        I bet you say "yo", "holla", "sus" and whatever things Black folk say on tv.
        >bro, what is the zombies come and i gotta stay buff? how do i do that, bro?
        >sus holla coolaid cracka chicken watermellon.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        YO, NIGGU, HOLLA HOLLA, THE ZOMBIE APOCOLIPS (Black folk can't spell)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      "bro" frick yourself with your Black person-speech.
      >bro
      I bet you say "yo", "holla", "sus" and whatever things Black folk say on tv.
      >bro, what is the zombies come and i gotta stay buff? how do i do that, bro?
      >sus holla coolaid cracka chicken watermellon.

      YO, NIGGU, HOLLA HOLLA, THE ZOMBIE APOCOLIPS (Black folk can't spell)

      this is why you shouldnt do steroids

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >why does nobody like me?
      >why don't I have a girlfriend?
      >why don't I have any friends?
      >why can't I get a job?

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Fish and game meat.

    Frick zombified cities, a rural area or even just an island in a lake or coast is ideal

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    99.999% of homosexuals couldn't stay in shape during fricking covid pandemic and became obese despite having absolutely everything availble. You need specific equipement and heavy weights to build muscles and maintain strength. You need the absolute minimum to maintain muscle mass.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not the equipment would be a problem, but the available food after a few months.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      then explain how calisthenicsgays are all jacked despite never lifting more than 50lbs.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He just frickin did you dolt. Read his comment

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >never lifting more than 50lbs
        do you not know what calisthenics is? It’s body weight exercises. Do you know anyone that weighs 50lbs or less?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          happy for you

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    1. Hoard a lot of resources to eat a lot
    2. Hoard all the lifting equipment to lift heavy
    3. Live in a military Commune to avoid getting mauled while lifting
    4. Kill zombies for cardio on rest days
    5. Have sex with latina women
    If you don't have this you'll never make gains with zombies breathing down your neck 24/7.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/paB1OMd.jpg

      I always wondered how this mother fricker got so big when food is literally being rationed.

      holy shit I didn't see someone else had posted this exact screen cap lmao

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    getting bitten

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      nice legs

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wish I had calves that go all the way down to my ankle

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Eating all of Morgans peanut butter protein bars

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    First priority is staying alive
    Loot gun store
    Find a hardware store, loot it.
    You do have a car right? If not, find one
    I hope you picked up jerry cans, its petrol station time
    Get out of the city

    As an aside, I wonder if I could get government money to put towards cleaning up our waterways

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Push-ups and pull-ups, finding a commune of tough dudes that you can go on raids/scavenges with to harbor as much food as possible so you can bulk while other dyels are starving and drinking puddle water

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    man i wish i had better calves

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I always wondered how this mother fricker got so big when food is literally being rationed.

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