how does one gets or stays buff during a zombie apocalypse?
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how does one gets or stays buff during a zombie apocalypse?
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Fricking ameridogs and your stupid Black person fantasies. That's why you are single and unloved. You are a manchild thinking of very moronic situations. I shit on your family tree for producing the lowest of the genepool: the incel.
Bro it is just for fun
He's not wrong though. Why are you Amerimutts so... well.... non-white in everything you do?
Having tantrums over the trivial makes you look weak and not in control of your emotions, much like a woman.
Sorry the US lives rent free in your head, by the way.
bro relax. get some b***hes
"bro" frick yourself with your Black person-speech.
>bro
I bet you say "yo", "holla", "sus" and whatever things Black folk say on tv.
>bro, what is the zombies come and i gotta stay buff? how do i do that, bro?
>sus holla coolaid cracka chicken watermellon.
YO, NIGGU, HOLLA HOLLA, THE ZOMBIE APOCOLIPS (Black folk can't spell)
this is why you shouldnt do steroids
>why does nobody like me?
>why don't I have a girlfriend?
>why don't I have any friends?
>why can't I get a job?
Fish and game meat.
Frick zombified cities, a rural area or even just an island in a lake or coast is ideal
99.999% of homosexuals couldn't stay in shape during fricking covid pandemic and became obese despite having absolutely everything availble. You need specific equipement and heavy weights to build muscles and maintain strength. You need the absolute minimum to maintain muscle mass.
Not the equipment would be a problem, but the available food after a few months.
then explain how calisthenicsgays are all jacked despite never lifting more than 50lbs.
He just frickin did you dolt. Read his comment
>never lifting more than 50lbs
do you not know what calisthenics is? It’s body weight exercises. Do you know anyone that weighs 50lbs or less?
happy for you
1. Hoard a lot of resources to eat a lot
2. Hoard all the lifting equipment to lift heavy
3. Live in a military Commune to avoid getting mauled while lifting
4. Kill zombies for cardio on rest days
5. Have sex with latina women
If you don't have this you'll never make gains with zombies breathing down your neck 24/7.
holy shit I didn't see someone else had posted this exact screen cap lmao
getting bitten
nice legs
Wish I had calves that go all the way down to my ankle
Eating all of Morgans peanut butter protein bars
First priority is staying alive
Loot gun store
Find a hardware store, loot it.
You do have a car right? If not, find one
I hope you picked up jerry cans, its petrol station time
Get out of the city
As an aside, I wonder if I could get government money to put towards cleaning up our waterways
Push-ups and pull-ups, finding a commune of tough dudes that you can go on raids/scavenges with to harbor as much food as possible so you can bulk while other dyels are starving and drinking puddle water
man i wish i had better calves
I always wondered how this mother fricker got so big when food is literally being rationed.