Yes. I used to have a bunch of pain that switched from the neck, to the lower back and ti the knees from being on the computer every day for work and fun.
Tried stretching, yoga and going to the doctor. No luck.
Lifting heavy fixed all that.
Just don't be moronic.
You won't hurt yourself doing those unless you frick up your form.
The muscles you acquire from doing them will help you in your day to day life as well.
>make your parents proud
if you base your self worth around being able to lift heavy bars, you're a loser >genuinely like working out
not sure how you brain dead moronic you would have to be to actively like it, but trying to enjoy it at times helps ig >For your children
being fit and motivating your children and being a good example are literally different things >For your dog
reddit is calling >To look intimidating
how about being intimidating >Distraction
If you do this, just have a nice day. >To eat more
Unironically the best reason to get fit is so you can enjoy more of life, so based >For men
homosexual >For IST
virgin >For women
Straight but pretty naive >For Reddit Karma
Idk why you included this, it's just posturing.
>being fit and motivating your children and being a good example are literally different things
They go hand in hand. You can't possibly be a good example being a fat lazy sedentary blob
>be a good example >by setting a god awful example
literally how? please do elaborate. >other things
there is nothing you can do in life that would outweigh (heh) being a sedentary fat frick. but this is irrelevant since sedentary fat fricks never achieve anything to begin with, or they wouldn't be sedentary fat fricks.
>if you base your self worth around being able to lift heavy bars, you're a loser
What do you base your self worth around so I can shit on it?
You won't respond to this post because you're a coward and you KNOW I will find a way to get under your skin if you dared to show any sincerity.
Ezekiel 23:19-21
New International Version
19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. 21 So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.[a]
The strongest reason I workout is to preserve the gift of my body which God has given me and to work hard in improving it so that my lord and others can appreciate the beauty of his creation. The strong believer is better than the weak one, though there is good in both. The additional physical strength helps strengthen me spiritually by allowing me to do more good deeds and to spend more time in the worship of my creator. Though there are some downsides like the temptation of women that accompany this pursuit, it's also an opportunity to overcome said temptation with the remembrance of God.
Imagine not working out for the sake of God.
Inshallah the demons will bite their hands for the sin of typing such comments as they tremble before their lord on the day of judgement. Begging for a chance to come back and lying through their teeth claiming they would have been faithful to their lord.
Quite literally, there are demons in the form of jinn and the form of man, and they wish in their hearts you would be a hypocrite or outright disbeliever as they are.
Ezekiel 23:19-21
Please show this to your mother she needs to be saved.
I'm a muslim, I believe the Bible has some truths but some parts were changed. This is historically accepted as the Bible isn't the literal word of God. I don't believe the prophets encouraged immorality so anything in the Bible which conflicts with the morality of the quran (like Noah getting drunk, Lott doing it with his daughter) are additions and not Canon of the Bible.
In terms of morality in islam, any objection you make is from either a lack of understanding on your part, or you are displaying your arrogance in the face of divine truth and using your ruler to judge the will of God.
Holy superbased
Muslims and Christians are much closer than you imagine brother, if you have some apprehension, ask the creator of the heavens and the earth to sincerely show you his signs and you will be led on a journey of enlightenment. There is no risk to you if you are on the truth or if there are some minor differences you must contend with, you're asking God after all. Just be sincere for God does not guide the defiantly disobedient or the arrogant.
>(like Noah getting drunk, Lott doing it with his daughter) are additions and not Canon of the Bible
People like Noah weren't perfect human beings though, everyone had died and he probably worked for years and years to build a huge-ass boat.
Getting drunk is pretty understandable
I just work out so I can fricking have something worthwhile to do instead of being bored and restless all the time. ADHD is a curse in many ways but frick me it sure is beneficial when it comes to exercise.
Your list is gay and moronic. >gor your parents/kids
Your family doesn't need you to have a 6 pack or 5plate squat. You can earn the respect of your family by being a dependable provider. >because you like it
This is the most mid motivation ever. >for your doggerino
You're either a redditor or a white woman.
>Doing anything to make your parents proud
lol so many fricking morons fell into this trap doing shit that makes them miserable because they thought it's what their parents would want.
Real answer is because the alternative is not lifting. Anything else is some utter homosexual trying to pretend he's a comic book character with some gay backstory he made up for upvotes on reddit. >I'm lifting because my dad died from cancer I want to be stwong in his memory 🙁
Frick you pussy
Why does fit treat lifting as the end all be all? It's not a big deal it's literally the easiest thing you can do to keep fit, literally the bare minimum
there are some sets I really, really like doing (shoulder press, hammer curl, bench press) and rest are not un-fun so I genuinely do it for fun, kinda
I also believe looks are among the most important factor of success in life, "lookism" is real and very alarming if you are a lackluster looking fella so its always a good idea to look as best as you can, and being in shape helps
This list goes in D-tier.
fpbp
OP is fricking autistic
This is satire, you're the fricking sperg.
>I was only pretending to be moronic
You're gonna get some D-tier if you keep handing out those free (You)'s to such low quality posts
Yep. I work out so I look good when I fap.
fixed
>lift heavy weights during squats deadlifts and ohps for injury prevention
ok bud
Yes. I used to have a bunch of pain that switched from the neck, to the lower back and ti the knees from being on the computer every day for work and fun.
Tried stretching, yoga and going to the doctor. No luck.
Lifting heavy fixed all that.
Just don't be moronic.
You won't hurt yourself doing those unless you frick up your form.
The muscles you acquire from doing them will help you in your day to day life as well.
Yes, lower back lifts help prevent back pain if you progressive overload and use proper form.
This + your wife deserves you at your strongest / sexiest, especially if she's the mother of your kids.
In A tier of course.
Virgins and gays and useless beta males need not reply.
i lift for my birds
>make your parents proud
if you base your self worth around being able to lift heavy bars, you're a loser
>genuinely like working out
not sure how you brain dead moronic you would have to be to actively like it, but trying to enjoy it at times helps ig
>For your children
being fit and motivating your children and being a good example are literally different things
>For your dog
reddit is calling
>To look intimidating
how about being intimidating
>Distraction
If you do this, just have a nice day.
>To eat more
Unironically the best reason to get fit is so you can enjoy more of life, so based
>For men
homosexual
>For IST
virgin
>For women
Straight but pretty naive
>For Reddit Karma
Idk why you included this, it's just posturing.
>being fit and motivating your children and being a good example are literally different things
They go hand in hand. You can't possibly be a good example being a fat lazy sedentary blob
Yes you can, you fricking moron? Your binary view of the world just indicates a severely low iq
You literally can't lol. Keep coping fatty
Or you know what, they actually can. They can be a negative example, teaching their kids how to not live life
>be a good example
>by setting a god awful example
literally how? please do elaborate.
>other things
there is nothing you can do in life that would outweigh (heh) being a sedentary fat frick. but this is irrelevant since sedentary fat fricks never achieve anything to begin with, or they wouldn't be sedentary fat fricks.
>if you base your self worth around being able to lift heavy bars, you're a loser
What do you base your self worth around so I can shit on it?
You won't respond to this post because you're a coward and you KNOW I will find a way to get under your skin if you dared to show any sincerity.
Getting laid and making money
>SELF worth
>gets it from what other people value him at
based moron
congratulations, you are Black person tier
Your parents aren't proud that you work out
i only lift so i can shitpost and btfo a moron when he says post body
>becoming a male stripper is a good reason to lift
Isn't this just an excuse to say the costs are all business expenses?
Baws
Same, except marriage instead of mere sex. I want female me to crave my children and desire nothing less than a lifelong commitment to me.
8 inches but thinking of doing penile workouts to see if I can make it 10
just do mma homosexual. you should be capable of destroying males in a fight if you absolutely need to fight.
Move everything else down one tier and put “to honor God” in S tier.
Ezekiel 23:19-21
Please show this to your mother she needs to be saved.
Never been a fan of people quoting a few verses from the bible. Most of the time it just gets taken out of context.
Ezekiel 23:19-21
New International Version
19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. 21 So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.[a]
How do you take that out of context?
H-hot
Vain and lip-servicepilled
You forgot SSS+
>to cope with burning self-hatred
>pathological narcissism forcing you to be better than everyone else
I want to hurt people
Unironically doubt, fear, sadness, hatred, insecurity, is what makes me lift.
I lift to become the man i would want to frick if i was a woman.
Gay, if I was a woman I'd be a lesbian
YOU STOLE MINE YOU FRICKER
?
lol, I was also gonna write this.
i bet you have 9 inch dick
good list, dubs and everybody in this thread dies
how can you forget health benefits, you fricking moron
where would you place hurting people ?
For me, it’s spite
you forgot narcism, the best reason to work out.
The strongest reason I workout is to preserve the gift of my body which God has given me and to work hard in improving it so that my lord and others can appreciate the beauty of his creation. The strong believer is better than the weak one, though there is good in both. The additional physical strength helps strengthen me spiritually by allowing me to do more good deeds and to spend more time in the worship of my creator. Though there are some downsides like the temptation of women that accompany this pursuit, it's also an opportunity to overcome said temptation with the remembrance of God.
Imagine not working out for the sake of God.
Holy superbased
Ezekiel 23:19-21
Please show this to your mother she needs to be saved.
Does this save her from that post I read and didn't reply to?
>another fake born again christian
what is it with this board?
>seething nihilists telling people they are not real Christians
back into the bucket of crabs you go, demon
Inshallah the demons will bite their hands for the sin of typing such comments as they tremble before their lord on the day of judgement. Begging for a chance to come back and lying through their teeth claiming they would have been faithful to their lord.
Quite literally, there are demons in the form of jinn and the form of man, and they wish in their hearts you would be a hypocrite or outright disbeliever as they are.
Bless you anon. I am a non-denominational Christian.
Bless you too brother, may God guide us both and strengthen us against the forces of evil and raise us in rank amongst the believers in his army.
I'm a muslim, I believe the Bible has some truths but some parts were changed. This is historically accepted as the Bible isn't the literal word of God. I don't believe the prophets encouraged immorality so anything in the Bible which conflicts with the morality of the quran (like Noah getting drunk, Lott doing it with his daughter) are additions and not Canon of the Bible.
In terms of morality in islam, any objection you make is from either a lack of understanding on your part, or you are displaying your arrogance in the face of divine truth and using your ruler to judge the will of God.
Muslims and Christians are much closer than you imagine brother, if you have some apprehension, ask the creator of the heavens and the earth to sincerely show you his signs and you will be led on a journey of enlightenment. There is no risk to you if you are on the truth or if there are some minor differences you must contend with, you're asking God after all. Just be sincere for God does not guide the defiantly disobedient or the arrogant.
>(like Noah getting drunk, Lott doing it with his daughter) are additions and not Canon of the Bible
People like Noah weren't perfect human beings though, everyone had died and he probably worked for years and years to build a huge-ass boat.
Getting drunk is pretty understandable
I just work out so I can fricking have something worthwhile to do instead of being bored and restless all the time. ADHD is a curse in many ways but frick me it sure is beneficial when it comes to exercise.
does depression cure counts as distraction from something?
I do it to distract myself and it does the trick idgaf
0/10 our parents are boomers and their approval should be worth nothing
>jerking off for your dog
What’s her name?
What if I just don't want to be sore and miserable my whole life? Where does that go?
I'm also lifting for women as a secondary
>not wanting your children to look at you like you're Superman
fricking baka
Your list is gay and moronic.
>gor your parents/kids
Your family doesn't need you to have a 6 pack or 5plate squat. You can earn the respect of your family by being a dependable provider.
>because you like it
This is the most mid motivation ever.
>for your doggerino
You're either a redditor or a white woman.
where is squats to cope with repressed anger
>daddy why don't you love me
>I have nothing better to do in my life
>s tier
Your list also works for lanklets, because we look weird and creepy if we don't work out to put on some muscle.
Yes. It works in both directions. The swole lanket and gigamanlet alliance with bring death from above and below to all normie homosexuals.
you put "jerking off for your dog" concerningly high on this list
>S+
Hitler
I want to punch women harder
>look better jerking off
>He doesn't pull a patrick bateman whenever he's having sex/jacking off
where's for health ?
started because felt shit every evening and couldn't sleep
also skeleton
now with kids
i want my kids to look up to me
i want to be a good role model
i want them to have a healthy dad so they never have to worry about me
only SSS Tier reason is
do it for you children!
i lift so i can have the edge in any online argument
where does for your health go? shitty fricking tier list, moron
>Doing anything to make your parents proud
lol so many fricking morons fell into this trap doing shit that makes them miserable because they thought it's what their parents would want.
I lift to stand before the Elden Rack
can you beat this game if you suck at video games
>no "for getting stronger"
Are you actually moronic?
Where’s for work?
T. Firefighter
>for your parents
> s tier
tf, do it to be the best version of yourself so your life is the best
Where's "to hurt people"?
>i made a tier list
Pic related to you.
Real answer is because the alternative is not lifting. Anything else is some utter homosexual trying to pretend he's a comic book character with some gay backstory he made up for upvotes on reddit.
>I'm lifting because my dad died from cancer I want to be stwong in his memory 🙁
Frick you pussy
Why does fit treat lifting as the end all be all? It's not a big deal it's literally the easiest thing you can do to keep fit, literally the bare minimum
there are some sets I really, really like doing (shoulder press, hammer curl, bench press) and rest are not un-fun so I genuinely do it for fun, kinda
I also believe looks are among the most important factor of success in life, "lookism" is real and very alarming if you are a lackluster looking fella so its always a good idea to look as best as you can, and being in shape helps
Out of boredom
You work out to look better when you’re jerking off for your dog?
I want to be proud of myself
haven't succeeded yet.
where does
>after 12 years i dont even know anymore
fit in?
where is the "i dont know i just lift"