>receptionist gives you THOSE eyes
>smiles when you say hello
She does that with everyone, right
>receptionist gives you THOSE eyes. >smiles when you say hello
>receptionist gives you THOSE eyes
>smiles when you say hello
She does that with everyone, right
She’s literally getting paid to be pleasant
so how do you pick her up.
>hey let's grab coffee some time, what's your number?
>H-Hey! What's y-your number? Let's g-grab some coffee sometime!
>10 second silence
>Cringe overclock engages
>Manual breathing begins
>starts to squintmaxx
>Stands autistically straight to appear taller
>cold sweat droplets start to fall from his forehead without even having working out first
>foid: "I have a boyfriend"
>O-oh, heh!
>Does a 360º
>Walks away
>Does a T pose for a quick second and glitches into the counter
>/kill
>Respawn in bed
You retards trying your luck in VR because even asia got too hard
Same way you pick up bartender chicks, you don’t unless you’re the biggest tallest handsomest guy there with a winning personality on top of that. These broads have guys throwing themselves at them day and night you aren’t getting in unless you’re something special out of the ordinary
It's the age-old question with hired guns (bartenders, waitresses, and so on). But sometimes you can just 'feel' one of the them behaving differently
100%, I've picked up a couple bartenders off of that "feeling". There's a few subtle cues you can pick up on when a bartender/waitress actually likes you. Best thing you can try to do is observe them with hoe they interact with their tables/other customers and compare it to how they behave with you. If they say things like "Sorry I'll be back" while talking to you and go deal with their job or other tables is something I've noticed too. You still have to be pretty good-looking and on your game if you want to have a chance though. There's an extremely high possibility she's banging one of her coworkers
>t. bar/restaurant manager for a few years
if you look that good, she will pick YOU up.
t. 6'8 chad
You don't.
I simply grab her and pick her up, she's a girl she probably weighs 100lbs. DYEL??
fuck you anon
grab at waist level, lunge with left knee forward with her waist towards your shoulder/upper back, stand up while applying momentum forward
If you're handsome
If not fuxk off honestly
pretend you're too large to fit through the door and make "wub wub wub wub" sounds with your mouth while walking
If you have to ask..
You need to build rapport slowly over time until she starts giving you a genuine greeting like she is legitimately glad to see you (if you are autistic you will never be able to tell the difference). Hard to do naturally and without bothering her.
After that you need to ask her out such that if she rejects you neither of you feel awkward about it. Again, hard to do naturally. If she says "Aww, no, sorry" and tilts her head with a wide smile (or something akin to that) you failed to make it not awkward. Basically you need her to feel like you're not trapping her in conversation with you (since you're a customer and she's obligated to be there and be nice to you). Ironically, making it easy for her to reject you is the only scenario in which she doesn't feel creeped out by you, which is only way she has any chance of agreeing to a date.
This, they have to be nice to everyone. I watched a guy come in, scream like a monkey at her, (straight up AHHHHHHHH) and she still did the same laugh and greeting she always does
That guy is based.
damn you right
wtf kind of morons go to your gym lmao
it was a white guy
Ya she’s paid to. You probably think the stripper is into you
My gym doesn't give pre workout hot tea to help me warm up for my squats, should I change gyms? Is it because I forgot to tip the receptionist the first time I worked out there?
>didn't tip the first time
You're supposed to tip everytime you dickhead that's why
Now smile back and be nice. You’re at her work place and you’re her costumer. There’s nothing going on here.
Do I get to dress her up myself?
I have autism so take this with a grain of salt but I think that sometimes you can just tell. Most receptionists will either give you the pursed lips passing by someone in a grocery store type smile, or the warm friendly old lady smile. But sometimes it's just different. Sometimes they smile with their eyes too, and will let the eye contact linger. They seem to be genuinely enthusiastic about seeing you. Also FWIW I think I am pretty attractive so that helps.
I agree - though you can see the smile fade if you don't initiate anything. At least I experienced that
what's the next move to initiate something with them? asking about their day and small talk type stuff? of course flirting is good but hard to do that without having an actual interaction
Why do women at the gym smile at me when I make eye contact with them?
Everyone looks at me like I'm a freak. I don't even wear incel glasses
I don't look at pretty girls on purpose
>never talked to the receptionists because they look like they hate their lives
>walk into gym last week
>next day was a holiday
>ask basic bitch looking receptionist if gym was going to open
>her face lights up, she is extra nice, smiles and answers question happily
>she had lip filler sausage lips
never ever talking to them again, she looked fucking retarded with those plastic doll lips holy shit
Don't worry bro, they'll look good wrapped around my cock.
Enjoy it bro
Yes, it's her job to be nice
Immediately target 6 and lower.
Swim in mid-pussy.
It’s that simple, unless you’re deluded in your own sense of worth or a total autist.
retards like you are the reason the pussy market is fucked. deformed monstrosities think they are 9/10 because idiots like you keep hitting on them
>can't get 7+ girls
>won't hit on 6- girls
No wonder you're an incel.
this.
I hate whores but I hate simps even more.
weak, thirsty gays
You can't trust a simp.
Flirting with people who are paid to be polite to you is the biggest fucking beta move there is and there is literally never any coming back from that
This, this is almost as bad as boomers going to hooters and saying the servers were flirting with them.
Don’t know I don’t lift but I like when woman make me feel comfortable.
She is there for her job. She sees hundreds of different dudes on a weekly basis. If you think you are the most attractive one, shoot your shot. She can pick any one of those dudes.
"oh shit that idiot is back! I hoped he overdose on meth this weekend. Hopefully he doesn't shit himself on the squat rack again or the gym thots shooting tiktoks and taking instagram selfies will complain again".
I always feel bad they have to stop what they're doing and say hi to me so I just don't make eye contact.