>receptionist gives you THOSE eyes. >smiles when you say hello

>receptionist gives you THOSE eyes
>smiles when you say hello
She does that with everyone, right

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    She’s literally getting paid to be pleasant

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Now smile back and be nice. You’re at her work place and you’re her costumer. There’s nothing going on here.

      so how do you pick her up.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >hey let's grab coffee some time, what's your number?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >H-Hey! What's y-your number? Let's g-grab some coffee sometime!
          >10 second silence
          >Cringe overclock engages
          >Manual breathing begins
          >starts to squintmaxx
          >Stands autistically straight to appear taller
          >cold sweat droplets start to fall from his forehead without even having working out first
          >foid: "I have a boyfriend"
          >O-oh, heh!
          >Does a 360º
          >Walks away
          >Does a T pose for a quick second and glitches into the counter
          >/kill
          >Respawn in bed
          You morons trying your luck in VR because even asia got too hard

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Same way you pick up bartender chicks, you don’t unless you’re the biggest tallest handsomest guy there with a winning personality on top of that. These broads have guys throwing themselves at them day and night you aren’t getting in unless you’re something special out of the ordinary

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's the age-old question with hired guns (bartenders, waitresses, and so on). But sometimes you can just 'feel' one of the them behaving differently

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            100%, I've picked up a couple bartenders off of that "feeling". There's a few subtle cues you can pick up on when a bartender/waitress actually likes you. Best thing you can try to do is observe them with hoe they interact with their tables/other customers and compare it to how they behave with you. If they say things like "Sorry I'll be back" while talking to you and go deal with their job or other tables is something I've noticed too. You still have to be pretty good-looking and on your game if you want to have a chance though. There's an extremely high possibility she's banging one of her coworkers
            >t. bar/restaurant manager for a few years

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          if you look that good, she will pick YOU up.
          t. 6'8 chad

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You don't.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I simply grab her and pick her up, she's a girl she probably weighs 100lbs. DYEL??

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          frick you anon

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        grab at waist level, lunge with left knee forward with her waist towards your shoulder/upper back, stand up while applying momentum forward

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        If you're handsome
        If not fuxk off honestly

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        pretend you're too large to fit through the door and make "wub wub wub wub" sounds with your mouth while walking

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        If you have to ask..

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You need to build rapport slowly over time until she starts giving you a genuine greeting like she is legitimately glad to see you (if you are autistic you will never be able to tell the difference). Hard to do naturally and without bothering her.
        After that you need to ask her out such that if she rejects you neither of you feel awkward about it. Again, hard to do naturally. If she says "Aww, no, sorry" and tilts her head with a wide smile (or something akin to that) you failed to make it not awkward. Basically you need her to feel like you're not trapping her in conversation with you (since you're a customer and she's obligated to be there and be nice to you). Ironically, making it easy for her to reject you is the only scenario in which she doesn't feel creeped out by you, which is only way she has any chance of agreeing to a date.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This, they have to be nice to everyone. I watched a guy come in, scream like a monkey at her, (straight up AHHHHHHHH) and she still did the same laugh and greeting she always does

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That guy is based.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          damn you right

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        wtf kind of Black folk go to your gym lmao

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          it was a white guy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ya she’s paid to. You probably think the stripper is into you

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My gym doesn't give pre workout hot tea to help me warm up for my squats, should I change gyms? Is it because I forgot to tip the receptionist the first time I worked out there?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >didn't tip the first time

      You're supposed to tip everytime you dickhead that's why

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Now smile back and be nice. You’re at her work place and you’re her costumer. There’s nothing going on here.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Do I get to dress her up myself?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I have autism so take this with a grain of salt but I think that sometimes you can just tell. Most receptionists will either give you the pursed lips passing by someone in a grocery store type smile, or the warm friendly old lady smile. But sometimes it's just different. Sometimes they smile with their eyes too, and will let the eye contact linger. They seem to be genuinely enthusiastic about seeing you. Also FWIW I think I am pretty attractive so that helps.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I agree - though you can see the smile fade if you don't initiate anything. At least I experienced that

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        what's the next move to initiate something with them? asking about their day and small talk type stuff? of course flirting is good but hard to do that without having an actual interaction

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why do women at the gym smile at me when I make eye contact with them?

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone looks at me like I'm a freak. I don't even wear incel glasses

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't look at pretty girls on purpose

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >never talked to the receptionists because they look like they hate their lives
    >walk into gym last week
    >next day was a holiday
    >ask basic b***h looking receptionist if gym was going to open
    >her face lights up, she is extra nice, smiles and answers question happily
    >she had lip filler sausage lips
    never ever talking to them again, she looked fricking moronic with those plastic doll lips holy shit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry bro, they'll look good wrapped around my wiener.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Enjoy it bro

  9. 1 year ago
    Giddy

    Yes, it's her job to be nice

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Immediately target 6 and lower.
    Swim in mid-pussy.
    It’s that simple, unless you’re deluded in your own sense of worth or a total autist.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      morons like you are the reason the pussy market is fricked. deformed monstrosities think they are 9/10 because idiots like you keep hitting on them

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >can't get 7+ girls
        >won't hit on 6- girls
        No wonder you're an incel.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        this.
        I hate prostitutes but I hate simps even more.

        weak, thirsty homosexuals
        You can't trust a simp.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Flirting with people who are paid to be polite to you is the biggest fricking beta move there is and there is literally never any coming back from that

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This, this is almost as bad as boomers going to hooters and saying the servers were flirting with them.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Don’t know I don’t lift but I like when woman make me feel comfortable.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    She is there for her job. She sees hundreds of different dudes on a weekly basis. If you think you are the most attractive one, shoot your shot. She can pick any one of those dudes.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    "oh shit that idiot is back! I hoped he overdose on meth this weekend. Hopefully he doesn't shit himself on the squat rack again or the gym thots shooting tiktoks and taking instagram selfies will complain again".

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I always feel bad they have to stop what they're doing and say hi to me so I just don't make eye contact.

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