Redditors and?

Redditors and /fraud/ers will blast and cruise for a decade without competing, just to be a swole ass waiter, then look like this at 29

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What do you think people look like at 29? If anything he looks youthful for his age. I'm not denying that roids make you age like shit, the absolutely do, but he's still holding up really well for his age and the amount of chemicals he injects

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He looks like he’s 42

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No he looks 29. 42 is balding and what remains is greying. Fricking sucks.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he looks 35 minimum dude

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Again, no he doesn’t. You’ll see when you hit 22 little bro.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I’m 29, I’m convinced you a weird looking dude like derek, again I’m so sorry agw hit you like that mellenial bro
              It might be over fr fr

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >looking over 40 in your late 20s is actually fine

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >but he's still holding up really well for his age
      he's a weird looking homie
      I suspect you are also a weird looking homie because you're defending him
      stay away from me, weirdo

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >If anything he looks youthful for his age

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >If anything he looks youthful for his age.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ok Derek

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Again, no he doesn’t. You’ll see when you hit 22 little bro.

        Absolute brain dead zoomers. He looks younger than 90% of men his age
        Come back when your balls drop my god

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why did you (you) me in this. I was agreeing with you. It is obvious the people who says he looks old are underage and in need of a ban or are zoomers who we all know are aging like milk and look 73 at 25.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What do you think people look like at 29?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I love his fake tiger eyes, he looks like he is ready to go down on his boyfriend and suck him try in 20 seconds or less.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he looks youthful for his age
      brother he looks 50 at 29

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's literally something in the water in California. Jeremy also poisoned himself with a massive dose of the chemicals in fragrances. He went downhill after this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSsBEe8Fz4Q

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he lives in Miami not California and it was than likely the copious amounts of drugs he uses.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        edward furlong looks his age, he doesn´t have visible nasolabial folds, wrinkly forehead or crow´s feet, just fricked up eyebags which is common in any 35 year old that lives the way he lived.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he literally looks my father's age and he's 50

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 39 and Derek looks similar age or possibly older than me, despite the fact I also use gear.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >If anything he looks youthful for his age

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The people saying this are 18-year-old zoomies who think they won't age because they have gay skincare routines, anon. You're not talking with people with any degree of life experience. Most of these kids are sheltered and have no idea what real life is or what normal people look like.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wow, look at this absolutely regular looking guy!

        [...]
        Absolute brain dead zoomers. He looks younger than 90% of men his age
        Come back when your balls drop my god

        coping roidtrannies

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Post face and age.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >If anything he looks youthful for his age
      kek

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 30 and look significantly younger than him.
      It is also possible this is nicely crafted bait though, in that case props to you lad.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you literally dont though. also he is 2-3 years older than you. you probably end up looking even older than him. post a photo and we'll be the judge. oh you wont? what a surprise

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >oh you wont
          Fricking obviously, only morons post their face pics on a mongolian basketweaving forum

          https://i.imgur.com/IFWbr3O.jpeg

          [...]
          [...]

          Just be low bf and have a decent jaw and hairline (i don't take troony pills like fin btw), sorry for your cope my dude

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I remember one thread a while ago where it was the typical thread full of youthful millennials. Some anon baited a few of them into posting their pictures and every single one of them looked middle aged as frick. Ever since then I just assume that every “young looking” millennial actually looks their age.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Low IQ people, like the ones that would post face here, do usually also look bad, yes.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >but not me though!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i'm 42 and I look younger than him

        I'm actually 42 and he looks older than me. Actually he looks like the typical middle-aged guy I see in Greggs eating sausage rolls. The problem is that his facial bones are shit, he's always bloated, and he isn't lean. I roided for like 2 years straight in my 30s too, I tan regularly without sunscreen and I don't have wrinkles or the kind of ageing he does. I suspect a lot of it is down to his "bro" diet full of modern shit and unnecessary supplements. I pretty much just eat fish, eggs, meat, coffee and a little dark chocolate.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cope

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm actually 42 and he looks older than me. Actually he looks like the typical middle-aged guy I see in Greggs eating sausage rolls. The problem is that his facial bones are shit, he's always bloated, and he isn't lean. I roided for like 2 years straight in my 30s too, I tan regularly without sunscreen and I don't have wrinkles or the kind of ageing he does. I suspect a lot of it is down to his "bro" diet full of modern shit and unnecessary supplements. I pretty much just eat fish, eggs, meat, coffee and a little dark chocolate.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's because he blasted hella gear in the past. Every compound under the sun and had blood pressure so high his blood shot across the room in the doctor's office when he had a bad injection he said. That's why he doesn't inject quads or something.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shut the frick up ketard

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anecdotal and strawman fallacies
    it makes you look and feel great
    everyone ages, dude never was that handsome to begin with anyway
    you should compare him to the version where he's depressed and dyel for 10 years instead of blasting but you can't
    he probably would have an hero'd or looked like he was about to
    I'm sure if he followed your keto vegan carnivore diet and made natty gains on 10 years of SS he would be a veritable billionaire child lookalike like yourself

    TLDR frick off you dont even lift
    >shits pants

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it makes you feel great 1/3 of the time and wildly uncomfortable the rest of the time

      Derek also doesn't lift anymore, if he did blast again he'd look...alright I guess.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wrong. Redditors won’t let ouch roids they’re too low t

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Redditors and /fraud/ers will blast and cruise for a decade without competing, just to be a swole ass waiter, then look like this at 29

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is just being a strong chad vs a weak manlet. I don't want to look like a little boy at 30. John Cena still looks good at 47 btw

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I don’t want to look young when I’m old
        Hardddd cope

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you don't want to look like a little boy at 30 trust me

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Competing is cringe af.
    Not competing is infinitely more based; then you're really just doing it for yourself. Look at clarence0. Very based.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you can use to make money and launch a career then it’s not cringe, nothing cringe about making money

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wait he's 32? I thought he's like in his late 30s lol

    well at least he looks better nowadays than a few years ago when he had that moron jimmy neutron haircut

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Gotta blast (tren)!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I actually liked the Jimmy Neutron haircut. I liked him a lot more in general then. He just seemed like an awkward oaf rather than the greasy grifter businessman he is today.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >when he had that moron jimmy neutron haircut
      that was when he was on comical amounts of finasteride holding his hairline down.
      he got implants recently which is why his hair looks more normal.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    competing isn't healthy more specifically bodybuilding and being super lean is horrendous on your looks
    there's plenty of ways to take steroids where no one can tell based on age, look at the majority of fitness influencers promoting how natty they are
    spoiler alert, they are on roids

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Competing is terrible for your health.
      For starters you cant even step on stage unless you're taking massive doses of gear. Far more than recreational roiders would ever consider.
      Then all the shit they take to get stage lean - clen, DNP, diuretics etc.
      Natty ISTcels think you just take some test and you automatically look like a pro overnight without doing anything.
      They love citing that moronic study that shows all the water weight gained from test as proof you grow muscle sitting on the couch.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like nobody on this board leaves the house. Do you know what the average person looks like? Especially in America. Most adults are overweight/obese. Looking like Derek is infinitely better than the most alternatives out there.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and the 9/10 moonlight skinned, goth b***h will still prefer the typical. Sad!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ton't these girls have high body counts

        unless theyre autistic

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          autistic women are massive bawds. not out of anything malicious it’s just their way of getting human interaction and validation.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I feel like nobody on this board leaves the house. Do you know what the average person looks like?
      ppl see the top 1% of humanity on instagram now and have filters in their phones.
      they never even look in mirrors. everyone thinks they are 5 points more attractive than they really are.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you want me to bring out the eye color chart?

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a swole ass NEET

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I dont get it.
        What is this tranime shit supposed to mean?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >beanerBlack personballz

          beaner or Black person

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          its a meme
          jfc grandpa

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >anyone who doesnt watch childrens cartoons is an old man
            And you wonder why you have no girlfriend

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Bro are you a fricking queer? Are fricking blind? Any true beaner neet knows what dbz. I gave you a compliment next time you get nothing fricking ape

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >a grown man who doesnt watch childrens cartoons is a queer
                this fricking place

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Bragging about being part of a poop person slave race

                This is fricking IST morons
                It’s an Anime board. And majority of us are brown. Stop putting on this act for the whiteys and own ur race I’m sick of this white larp

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >he’s proud of being white
                I chortle

                >There's no way your white!..n..not that I care about being a fricking ugly turd person.
                Whatever, you guys are so cucked you can barely affect this tsundere attitude.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Are you moronic? I was saying you Larp as white
                You will always be a whitoid. Never a mexichad
                Cope seethe

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                damn...if you're actually Mexican then I'm really sorry..that sucks dude. Keep your chin up

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Still better than being Indian or white
                Frick yourself pinkoid

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                All of your women want white guys.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You’re thinking of mestizas
                We don’t claim them.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nah white people are objectively the best looking, that's why all the anime you see drawn by Asians features white characters almost exclusively. You know, we know, everyone knows

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                White or not if you don't watch anime why are you here?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This is a fitness board not cartoons

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anime website, go back.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >if I say fit is le anime website I’ll fit in!
                Nice try, Pablo. Back to latam

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Bragging about being part of a poop person slave race

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >he’s proud of being white
                I chortle

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Stop being such a newbie. You're literally on an anime imageboard and sperging out because you can't recognise one of its most well known memes.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >traniame
          transition into a fricking saiyan? I don't get what you mean lmao

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He is kneeling out of respect.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ew is this real? he looks like he is made of 3 different people lmao

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Funny thing is his detractors can’t post a pic of one guy in his early 30s who mogs him
        Go on. You won’t

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        maybe

        • 4 weeks ago
          Racist Tomboy Anon

          Horrible physique, saved only by the face that he at least has a cute girl who is the same race as him, and a fat pile of cash.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >saved by the face

            https://i.imgur.com/xYiogTv.jpeg

            I wonder what these incels think women 'making the first move' looks like irl

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              According to incels on sites such as IST and Reddit, women will never talk to a guy first, and if she’s interested, the only move she’ll make it making eye contact for .0005 seconds

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Derek’s hairline is really intact for somebody that was almost norwood 3. Crazy how dut and fin work

      This is why I would never do roids, imagine losing your hair at 25 what a bloody nightmare

      96% of the 96% of Caucasian men who will experience androgenic alopecia will experience it between the ages of 15 and 36.

      really weird thread to skim. combination of ppl in denial that MPMD looks like shit and others in denial that you can age well. you ppl should go outside sometime 🙂

      homies have to be on one end of the extreme or the other no middle ground

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lmao i think its hilarous you guys talking shit about derek, he's jacked. Not just that but he's cool, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest guys, you wouldn't say this to him on his discord
    y'all are funny lol

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hangs out with the hottest guys

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When the topic of roids comes up when I talk with women I always show them photos or videos of Derek and ask how old do they think this guy is.
    The lowest answer ever was 40.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is he really 29? He looks like he lost some of his gains in his last video (That is a good thing for him)

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    well yeah, pretty much, isn't that the whole point of making money in the drug industry

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You gays realize he used to look significantly worse right? He has shit genetics. He looked even shittier 5 years ago. Honestly he just looks kinda chubby in the face right now.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is why I would never do roids, imagine losing your hair at 25 what a bloody nightmare

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It only happens if it's gonna happen anyway and you can avoid it with Fin. It does happen earlier though if you're prone to it. But look at his hair now... it's not the end of the world since it's fixable.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I started losing my hair at 17 and never touched roids lmao

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He seems to be a high functioning autist that fell for the gay "super size me" meme. Don't fall for the gay tricks out there boys.

    He also seems like a nice person, seems he found some kind of balance at this point

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And?

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wow, look at this absolutely regular looking guy!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You must be ugly as frick if you think he’s anything higher than a 2

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he's white with blue eyes which automatically makes him better looking than like 90% of Americans

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im 31 and its so fricking over for me
    >balding, very noticeable now
    >white hairs keep appearing every couple of days, just keep plucking them out with tweezers
    >on fin+min+ketoconzale or w/e shampoo, not helping at all
    >trying to lose weight to leanmaxx and have abs, currently 5'9 70kg and still have a gut, fml

    i want to self-improve but i feel like theres just no point

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >white hairs keep appearing every couple of days, just keep plucking them out with tweezers

      What is wrong with you fricking morons? Do you not understand what a turn off your insecurity it is for women? Nobody gives a flying frick if you have some gray hairs at 31.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he is a gay man and they don't accept gray hairs

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The issue is that he is self-improver. They should make some documents or studies about this phenomenon. A lot of losers here missed out on their teenage years/20's. Now that it finally hit them that there is more to life than just video games and anime, or rather that those wont keep their lives fulfilled after 30's. Then they start looksmaxxing and obessing over aging.

        Now im not saying that anyone likes getting old, but there is a huge correlation with these losers who missed out on life and now try to re-live it. They think that they are entitled to that young and inexperienced first girlfriend because they never had one. They are scared shitless to date women their own age. People who had lots of friends and relationships are 30 and they are content with looking 30. They are just enjoying their life with their loved ones. We all age, its normal. But again its always these 30 something creeps that are trying to attract 16 year olds and they freak out when they look their age.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So many words wow, you must be a writer or something. Too bad I'm not reading whatever shit opinion you just shat out your anus

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            cool

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My tendons cannot keep up with my muscle natural hownthe frick are you injecting steroids and benching 4pl8s.

    >I take orals
    Dude you're out of your fricking mind I cannot imagine being you. You're gonna hit a tendon ceiling until you hit heavy reps for a while you're shrinking you balls for 6 months of progress.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He looks good for a 50 year old grampa

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'm 42 and I look younger than him

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ITT

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I look old as shit lol
    I turned 23 the other day and I told a waitress it was my birthday (didn’t say how old) and she jokingly said “wow 24 or 25?” like in the way that middle aged people tell each other on their birthdays
    It’s over for me

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      get over it pussy i was obese from childhood so when i lost weight at 18 people assumed i was my 50 year old father's brother instead of his son. The only women i get are fricking 40 year olds who are desperate at the bar.
      But you look 25 at 23, boohoo Black person.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Teens were peak attractiveness all along

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He looks about 30. I don’t get the outcry though. 30 is old. He looks normal. He’s just a little funny looking but it’s not his age it’s just his face. I think all the haters are just dudes in their 30s going through some sort of age crisis and are completely and utterly delusional about how young they look.

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    really weird thread to skim. combination of ppl in denial that MPMD looks like shit and others in denial that you can age well. you ppl should go outside sometime 🙂

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