redpill me on kickbikes

redpill me on kickbikes

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You mean scooter? Looks gay as fuck to do if you’re not a toddler

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      scooters have tiny wheels. im looking for something safe to run my dog with. bikes arent nearly as safe.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It’s a scooter. Unless you’re Amish or a toddler, just run with your dog, retard.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no u, retard +1!!!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just run, humans have far more stamina than dogs gay, if anyone is getting the cheat wheels it should be your dog

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          why? whats wrong with kickbikes? have you tried one? you shouldnt be answering in this thread if you havent.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What's wrong with running?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >you have to be stabbed to have an opinion on being stabbed
            Fuck off, garden gnome. Go shill your retarded product elsewhere

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              rent free

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The rent is actually extremely high but certain funds have been put aside to finance constant subversion.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you won’t get a fair answer on here because toddlers get banned if they confirm their age. Let’s be real there are perfectly practical use cases to be discussed here. You’ve just driven away the toddler crowd with your age segregation.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        toddler here, rate my squat form

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          good depth. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Children's toys

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Most people won't notice you're not on a regular bike.

    Some other bikies will get really mad that you aren't doing what they're doing.

    No one's gonna care.

    You won't go as far as fast for the same amount of effort as you would on a real bike and you'll have to be careful to keep yourself balanced or you'll get more gains on one leg than on the other.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that seems reasonable. not like i care what the couple of boomers that live on my stretch of dirt road in the middle of fields and a forest think. im not a woman.

      hopefully i can at least get a steady 15km/h with one

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I see a lot of them in the morning. Adult men and women riding them think they look cool, but they look retarded. The electric ones are cool thought as they reach 35/40 kmph.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is the first I've seen something like this, what's the point? At least with a real bike, the point is that you go faster per energy expended than on foot. But with this thing, that seems like it would only have an advantage for coasting downhill. I bet you'd look like a retard trying to go uphill on one of these things, especially on rugged terrain.

      Yeah my guess is that something stupid as this attracts women and soigays because they're all gearwhores wanting to look cool and pose on social media

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        its still more efficient than on foot and its much safer with a dog

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All electric transportation is gay
      I see families in the park now going for a walk while the kids just ride along on electric scooters
      Parents paying out of their ass for plastic chinese shit that deprives their kids of all exercise
      I hate clown world

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, but the electric kickscooter is just different. I used to scateboard a lot and an electric kickscooter is basically just a skateboard with a handlebar. Friend of mine has a modded one with insane speeds. I had people on speedpedelcs looking confused with me in their slipstream.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wearing a helmet and all that gear for a scooter
    Holy fucking cringe. Why can you just bike like a normal person?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You don't understand, I NEED by Specialized mips helmet for aero, bro.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are you Amish or just a complete homosexual?

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