redpill me on modern fights

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They're dumb. Stay away from nigs/spics/arabs
    t. Muay thaigay

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is a very smart post. There is no reason you should get into a fight as an adult male. If you are in trouble you are better off running.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >run
        Confirmed for having never been in a fight. Usually, bro, you get grabbed and punched, you cannot run because it happens too fast and then you're done.

        You only know movies with people squaring up for 5 minutes before it comes to blows. Maybe go outside sometimes.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I've actually been in a fight. When I was 17 me and my friends were playing football and a 13 year old girl asked if I'd be her BF. I said no, and my buddy who was even more autistic said "he doesn't like girls like you." We kept playing with our friends until this 24 year old Spanish guy came up and said "aye, what's wrong with my girlfriend" and came and tried to punch me. I had been in martial arts for a while and I was able to jab twice and hit him with a cross. He stumbled and tried to pick me up with a double leg take down and I sprawled, he reached into my trousers and tried to grab my dick and I said, "please don't grab my dick."

          The field we were playing football in was right next to a police station and the cops came and broke up the fight but they told me the Spanish guy was a felon who got out of jail 2 days ago. I could've been stabbed and next time I'd rather run or shoot the person attacking me.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >he reached into my trousers and tried to grab my dick and I said, "please don't grab my dick."

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          A lot of fights have a posturing phase, where people talk shit until the fight starts that’s your que to leave. De-escelation or disengagement is huge to avoiding shit. Doesn’t mean you shouldn’t train to defend yourself if they do just come out swinging, but it’s always best to avoid fights now days, never know who is gonna draw a knife on you

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I've been into so much fights I almost always know who is capable of doing what at this point. There are times to run, and then there are times to stand up for yourself. Don't teach these guys to be fricking pussies.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >run
        meme advice

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They're modern
    And they're fighting

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    deprecated
    smith & wesson for life

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based gunman

      I carry an expanding baton
      Given the extra reach pretty sure I’d just stun you
      Then if it’s a fight to the death I take your skull apart and kill you
      Or I just start breaking your bones until you’re a sobbing mess on the ground begging for your life
      None of that mma shits gunna work after the first blow
      Multiple people would be a challenge but I’ve fought multiple people at once

      You never know when you try your mma shit what might happen
      Knife? Gun?
      It’s dumb don’t start shit unless you want to either end up paralyzed or dead

      based third worlder subhuman

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Good luck killing people at a house party

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >house party
        I am not 15 lmao

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Just admit that nobody invites you anywhere

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            🙁

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If you actually get into a fight at a house party you're a dumb Black person

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I carry an expanding baton
    Given the extra reach pretty sure I’d just stun you
    Then if it’s a fight to the death I take your skull apart and kill you
    Or I just start breaking your bones until you’re a sobbing mess on the ground begging for your life
    None of that mma shits gunna work after the first blow
    Multiple people would be a challenge but I’ve fought multiple people at once

    You never know when you try your mma shit what might happen
    Knife? Gun?
    It’s dumb don’t start shit unless you want to either end up paralyzed or dead

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly not a bad idea, I feel like a baton would go over better in court than a knife, since you just mame them and not kill them

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You should invest in some pepper spray. It incapacitates the shit out of you and there's basically no danger of catching a murder charge like there is with a baton.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ahah I have a friend who’s been doing mma since he was like 12 he’s been in so many fights before I literally never seen him lose a single fight I have legit seen this man head kick someone who was 24 when we were 16 and he got knocked the frick out starting having seizures on the bus he’s been bear maces fricking stabbed beat with batons before and I’m telling you if someone who is 6’2 220 pounds and knows mma or some sort of fighting sport your little frick shit baton won’t do nothing when they get ahold of you

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what i wonder about is would fights really have been a lot more honorable if you went to a bar and got into one like 70 years ago?

    i suspect they would be but i don't really know. i think it would have been a lot easier to find yourself in one but almost unheard of that someone stomps you to death or acquired brain injury when you're down.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      there's a story about a Spanish boxer chilling in Argentina drinking at a bar, got beef with a local, went out to settle and was killed with a pistol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you expect a frickign street fight to be "honorable"? What does that even mean?

      100 years ago, people in South Bavarian/Swiss/North Austrian villages routinely bit off each other's noses, ripped off ears, gouged eyes in fights like it was no thang. Dogs were seen eating up the remnants off the road after fights. According to commentators, this was the only physical exercise the Bavarians did outside of working.

      That is how people are. Nowadays? Well, everyone's got a knife and friends nowadays, it's more like back then and less like 30 years ago. It's becoming more average in scope of human history, more normal.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If anything, fights are more likely to be honorable now with martial arts and boxing becoming more mainstream.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why doesn't globohomosexual let us have human vs animal fights

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No actual human would fight you

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Makes sense
        I'm a BEAST

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          In every sense of the word

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Most are over within 10 seconds

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    brownoids carry knives

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No. Pankration superiority!
    Also wrestling in general is based as frick.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick are there 3+ fighting threads in the catalog right now
    Anyone who discusses "muh street fights" can't fight
    Go to a gym and start training, immediately realise the gulf between you and even the most mediocre hobbyist, and stop giving a shit about fighting other morons that can't fight in da streetz

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      cope and seethe moronic thirdie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Somebody watches Ramsey

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's some eastern euro whinging about how his boxing coach used to yell at him and it hurt his feelings so he's spamming dight threads

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >walk into store
    >immediately recognize the smell of BO + cigarettes + wet dog
    >just want to buy gas with cash since I don't have a credit card or debit card
    >fat old c**t at the register buying lottery tickets
    >standing next to her is her 600lb son that absolutely REEKS of BO
    >obese zoomer mystery meat at the register
    >obese zoomer gives her cash for the lottery tickets
    >old c**t says "are you stupid or somethin? i wanted 8 more lottery tickets of the same kind not cash"
    >obese zoomer says "oh i thought you were cashing out"
    >old c**t says "you're not from around here are you? we say sorry around here when we frick up"
    >obese zoomer says "no i'm not from around here, and I don't play those games b***h"
    >old c**t says she's going to tell the manager
    >massive lard son steps in front of her and says "YOU AINT TALK TO MY MOMMA LIKE THAT Black person"
    >he said THE WORD
    >the chimpening happens
    >obese zoomer starts throwing punches
    >massive moron lard throws some too
    >they're fighting over the countertop
    >old c**t trying to hold back her son
    >another obese zoomer working at the store walks in and starts trying to hold back mystery meat
    >after like 10 seconds like 4 people in suits and the manager walk in
    >apparently the suits are regional managers or some shit
    >the police get called, everyone gets told to leave even the obese zoomers working the register
    >"U GONNA FIRE HER EVEN THO HE SAID THE N-WORD????? THAT IS NOT OKAY!"
    >"no one's getting fired, just calm down and leave"
    >"HE SAID THE NWORD YOU CAN'T JUST LET HIM LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!"
    >"the police are on their way, just calm down and leave or stay and talk to the police about it"
    >everyone leaves
    >manager gets behind the register to take my money
    >I just say "Hey, how's it going?" after spending like 5 minutes laughing my ass off at all these obese morons

    This has been my only experience with fighting, it happened 2 days ago in the glorious US of A.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      South Carolina?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Mississippi

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There is no honor to be gained slugging it out with thugs, criminals and trash. Prepare accordingly and arm yourself. They will almost always be armed themselves or have overwhelming numbers, and no MMA will save you.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    not worth it. I'd post that one video but I don't want to get banned again because of some homosexual.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/BdcHpqT.png

      redpill me on modern fights

      This. Black folk are animal tier in their behavior and honor is a foreign concept to them. If you are beating one all of his friends will jump in and they have no hesitation about using guns knives or other weapons. And with the cultural rot it’s not only black people who are Black folk now so you never know who is going to pull the same shit. Not worth it

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >no shared culture
    >non whites
    No shared culture means no sense of when the fight should end, therefore not worth it. In the 50s where everyone was white and people didn’t have a warped sense of right and wrong maybe it was worth it

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >people will carry weapons
    >people will not care about being honourable
    >people will jump up on you
    >people will be filming you
    >if you don't do anything they will not stop
    >if you do anything you will be arrested and all social media will be against you
    don't get into fights. If there's no way out (part of fighting is realising when and where they can happen (which is anywhere, be on the lookout for Black folk 100% of the time) and staying away) try to get away as fast as possible
    When your life is in danger use no restraint whatsoever, even if you're being filmed; it's better than being dead

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i love a fight video and everything but the people that actually film fights are the biggest homosexuals in the world

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Any time a black person starts pulling up their pants near you or checks behind themselves near you, there is a good chance they're about to hit you.

    Also, you can lure people into a guillotine choke super easily by offering an easy leg.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jeet Kun Do is actually based, relentless aggression towards critical areas of the body (the eyes, the groin, the lungs and the heart) for striking targets in self-defense, take what works as per techniques, leave the style out of it.

    If you are in a tough neighborhood you can't carry a gun or the like in or be arrested, you can always carry a walking stick, its a legal weapon, learn to use one like gent.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      bruce lee was fake and gay, the only legit thing about him were his lats.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        > Still would be rekt in a fight by Bruce Lee.

        Even Jackie Chan lost to him..

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          next level cope. Jackie chan was an extra on his movie and was cast to get kicked through a wall. Jackie was a young lad at the time an just on screen bad guy to fight off. Like most of Bruce Lee's extras, Bruce would just actually hit them. Jackie was being payed to get whacked on my a dickhead Hollywood director

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Jackie Chan actually had to go through pretty brutal chinese theatre background its basically hellmode stunt school.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Jackie Chan is the real kung fu goat. The out takes of drunken master where he's rolling across that steel forge is fricking gnarly. dude literally said "I want it to look legit so don't turn the furnace off, just kick me into it" Dude has nuts the size of temple gongs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There is no honor to be gained slugging it out with thugs, criminals and trash. Prepare accordingly and arm yourself. They will almost always be armed themselves or have overwhelming numbers, and no MMA will save you.

      >Bruce Lee

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Very quick, big ouchy, if a knife or a gun stay away. If you have a gun you should be better off. If you practice martial arts you'll be better off unless a knife or a gun comes out.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I live in one fricked up part of one fricked up city and the thing is that if you really want to be secure then carry a small torch lighter at all times. I do it and it saved my life a few times and I swear that is not an exaggeration. It's small and handy. Every single time I got jumped in the street I just started burning the attacker's hand or leg or whatever I could grab first. They don't even do that much harm (other than small burns), you won't kill anybody with it and for me that's good since here in Poland killing in self defense is kind of risky. What wins and saves your life is the pain of being burned the attacker feels. They always get really scared and run. If you want you can also hit someone with it and that's always a knock out.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      t. the only guy who knows that looking cool with a baton/pepper spray/katana doesn't matter if you will get your teeth kicked in kek
      the rest of you probably never even were in a fight

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You guys are really tar-tar to the max, its either fighting to kill someone or running away like a tucked-tail b***h. Find a middle. If someone says frick you, just tell them to get fricked, if they come at you, claim they spit on you and hit them first since spitting on someone is assault.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The whole "I only fight to KILL, bro" thing is just a cope for never fighting anyone by telling yourself you'd murder them if it were serious enough.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Unless I'm locked in a room or cell with another man trying to kill me, I'm just going to try and disable them as best as I can before E&E'ing out.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The whole "I only fight to KILL, bro" thing is just a cope for never fighting anyone by telling yourself you'd murder them if it were serious enough.

      >homosexuals who've never been in a real fight

      OK internet tough guys.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        why are you seething so much

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          How is it so hard to believe that you can have a fight without it escalating to life or death?

          Incredibly because he has never been in any physical altercation.

          Holy shit, I meme these gays as "internet tough guys" and completely ass ravaged them, so much one of them even samegayged his own post. This is levels of asshurt I didn't even think was still possible.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            uh oh Black person

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Guess again.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How is it so hard to believe that you can have a fight without it escalating to life or death?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Incredibly because he has never been in any physical altercation.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >yeah bro, just call the cops, they'll save you and stop whatever is happening

    Reminder that police were made to generate revenue and protect banks and insurance companies.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wont let me post that webm of the guy getting stab by a paki

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that wasnt even a fight, it was just some moron walking up to a clearly armed man and getting stabbed

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Practice boxing / kickboxing at the gym even if it’s just 10 minutes a week. Fighting skills will always come in handy, even in a gun toting crakka/homie city.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    same as its always been. fists up, chin down and just keep punching

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Extremely high risk and low reward.

    If they are not the same race/ethnicity as you consider you are probably fighting for your life

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this. in my experience if two white dudes are fighting and one gets knocked out thats that whereas a black guy will continue stomping on your unconscious skull.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Someone is going to the morgue, someone is going to prison.
    Hope whatever perceived slight or used up roastie you're fighting over was worth it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >see knife being flung to their faces multiple times
      >still charges
      deserved

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      jesus christ

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fug

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