>Regular just introduced himself

>Regular just introduced himself
Oh well time to find another gym

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Anon quick, your social anxiety is showing

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      damn i hate you redditors so much.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >visit mum
    >tell her something awful happened on the way
    >concern.jpg
    >tell her i stopped at a coffee shop
    >worst thing imaginable happened whilst there
    >mum is freaking out "what on earth happened?!"
    >tell her the barista asked if i wanted my usual
    >tell her i can never go back
    >she tells me i'm an idiot

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/7SKjKuy.jpg

      >Regular just introduced himself
      Oh well time to find another gym

      This is the reason I cycle between 5 different grocery stores

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >mfw I do this
        >mfw the pharmacist at one still learned who I was eventually

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >see guy all the time at the gym
    >seems like a quiet guy, like me
    >feel like we'd have similar interests
    >been watching Jordan Peterson videos lately on how to socialize
    >work up the courage over a few weeks to approach him and introduce myself, maybe make a new friend
    >run over in my head a thousand times how the scenario will play out
    >go up to him
    >introduce myself
    >never see him at the gym again after our interaction

    Oh well. I suppose I'm destined to be friendless

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Get bumble and turn on the friends search. What happened to your friends from school?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Get bumble and turn on the friends search
        Kek those are all gay guys looking for sex

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >your friends from school
        who?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Jordan Peterson
      i think you mean juden peterstein, a gatekeeper preventing people from getting to the root cause of the world's problems: the israelites
      inb4 "go leave"

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        go leave

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Well done anon, just do it again and you'll find people you like

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >join gym
    >immediately regret it
    >leave gym
    >immediately regret it
    I am actually moronic

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >been going to the gym for just a few months
    >huge guy I see there every time always gives me a nod of approval
    >this morning he complimented my gains

    Is he hitting on me? I'm not gay but I would probably suck his dick if he asked me to but I can't tell if that's what he's aiming for. I don't know how to do it so I need to know if I should research technique first.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i just tell people i'm autistic (which i am) and that i wish to be left alone
    that usually makes them uncomfortable so they never bother me again

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >he needs to tell them he is autistic
      your power level is not strong enough, anon.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        i wasn't diagnosed until my mid 20s so i guess it's pretty mild

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >never knew anyone at my gym
    >guy my age compliments my tattoo one day
    >get to talking a couple of sentences before we move on with our workout routines
    >actually nod and smile whenever we see eachother
    >speak on another occasion, genuinely having fun
    >decide the next time I see him at the gym I'll suggest we do something for fun (no homo)
    >mfw covid hits
    >mfw gym is shut down during pandemic
    >mfw I will never see him again
    I JUST WANTED A BEST FRIEND OR AT LEAST A GYM BRO

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    could you guys please just be normal from time to time?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      normal people give normal results, return to reddit and scroll your slop homeboy

      OP don't sweat it too much at worst you will just say hey or say nothing or just go at a different time, don't worry so much about this stuff

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >1950s
      >ring doorbell camera

      WTF?

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >hair cutting man asks how did i deal with that thing i told him last hair cutting session
    time to find a new hair cutting man

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      if true that's actually nice of him to remember that considering he probably went through a shitton more clients since he last saw you and would have been talking to them also

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >sit next to dorky kid in computer science class 3 years ago
    >We talk about nerdy shit
    >Next session dude sits completely far away from where we sat
    >Then a few weeks later he stops coming to class altogether

    Brutal....

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >have a one night stand with a girl once
    >had sex, I started to feel dizzy
    >I threw up in her shower and I tried to clean it with a cloth
    >the cloth was her towel
    >leave in utter embarrassment as she sleeps
    >find out two weeks later we go to the same gym
    I really want to go to a new gym but I need to push through this

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ask to have sex again and she'll be the one who finds a new gym. problem solved.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      was there no water in the bathroom?? why havent you just used the shower to clean up the vomit wtf?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/mTpg0X5.jpg

        >have a one night stand with a girl once
        >had sex, I started to feel dizzy
        >I threw up in her shower and I tried to clean it with a cloth
        >the cloth was her towel
        >leave in utter embarrassment as she sleeps
        >find out two weeks later we go to the same gym
        I really want to go to a new gym but I need to push through this

        was also wondering this

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      reminds me of the greentext where the ISTizen puked and shit all over his asian dates bathroom. Anyone remember it?

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