>release you from short-term stress. >increase blood flow. >makes you funny and charming

>release you from short-term stress
>increase blood flow
>makes you funny and charming
>"b-bu..but it kills your gains!!1"
Cheers

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Since when does soda do that?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >angers God
    >makes you fat
    >makes it so only other drunk people can tolerate your presence
    >leads to homosexual encounters
    no thank you anon, its all yours

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      God
      It's the blood of His Son, how can it angers Him, moron, stop fricking goats

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >angers God
        Objectively wrong
        >leads to homosexual encounters
        Sorry you have repressed homosexual feelings
        The greatest wonders of the world and the strongest civilizations as we know it were made by high functioning alcoholics

        >For the drunkard and the glutton shall come to poverty: and drowsiness shall clothe a man with rags.
        >And be not drunk with wine, wherein is excess; but be filled with the Spirit;
        If you can consume a single drink without literally any hint of intoxicating effect, it's probably OK. Short of that you are sinning.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >a single drink without literally any hint of intoxicating effect, it's probably OK. Short of that you are sinning.
          No you're not, even the verse you quote references a drunkard which takes years to achieve, even getting drunk on occasion doesn't qualify

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            getting drunk once and being unrepentant about it makes you a drunkard.
            >Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.
            you will not inherit the kingdom of God with this attitude. but if you love booze more than God then yeah, take another drink anon.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Paul's letters are just doctrine

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >etting drunk once and being unrepentant about it makes you a drunkard.

              No it doesn't, you're not Pfizer you don't get to redefine words just to win a discussion:

              Drunkard
              noun
              One given to an excessive use of strong drink; a person who is habitually or frequently drunk; an inebriate.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >frequently drunk

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >And be not drunk with wine, wherein is excess; but be filled with the Spirit
          So drink whisky instead?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >angers God
      Objectively wrong
      >leads to homosexual encounters
      Sorry you have repressed homosexual feelings
      The greatest wonders of the world and the strongest civilizations as we know it were made by high functioning alcoholics

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The Quran says the sun revolves around the earth and mountains are there to keep the earth from falling apart and drifitng away

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        muslims worship a rock in Saudi Arabia who gives a shit what they think

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I dont need you to yes man my posts

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >angers God
      Numerous Bible verses are pro-alcohol

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        prior to modern sanitation techniques alcoholic beverages were used instead of water to avoid pathogens. these beverages were not high enough in content to produce intoxication. if you are drinking these sorts of drinks, you probably have nothing to worry about. the Bible never promotes intoxication.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          oldest trick in the good book. "this doesn't get me drunk baby it's just antiseptic"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus was literally a wino though and so am i

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >leads to homosexual encounters

      Kek, this homosexual starts slurping wiener after a single beer and blames it on the alcohol.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >the stink
      You reek of an odor so unbelievably foul that walking into a Mexican shithouse after curry night would be preferable. Bo amount sweating/bath salts can fix it either. You're stuck with it for a week and can continue procure it for a month. Hell, alcohol stays in your hair up to 3 months!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        are you a woman? wtf

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          dog hands wrote that post. They're upset about white women stinking when taking the knot

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >it kills your gains!
    Fat and ugly guys get pussy all the time because they have personality, that's the one thing you can't max at the gym. That said, if you're working out strictly to make yourself more attractive to women, your priorities are wrong and you deserve your fate. A man improves himself for himself.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >ruins REM sleep
    >literally kills brain cells
    Yeah no

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Kill brain cells
      Being intelligent is hell though

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        that's why God created nicotine

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If I drink a lot I usually sleep twice with a break, and the second sleep is filled with dreams, which happen in REM.

      Also doesn't kill brain cells. Old wives tale.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Dreams also happen during bodily stress. Aka aldehyde formation after alcohol consumption

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >aldehyde formation after alcohol consumption
          Yeah, that's the good shit. (Frick off teetotaler.)

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You ok?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >makes you funny and charming
    I wish. It turns me into a fricking idiot.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Can you do it in moderation, OP? If so, what does moderation look like to you?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      About 2 liters x week or less is what I usually drink, mostly beer

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        About 2x the preferable amount, but I'll allow it.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry bro, I’m just not gonna drink the liquid israelite is all

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anon, it's literally poison.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >the guys who made the pyramides
      paid on beer
      >the guys who invented philosophy
      drank on wine
      and so and so on

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't matter they are all dead. Brain belongs in the head.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is why I do coke instead. Alcohol is fricked up

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    * smokes weed in ur path *
    heh, nothin personnel alctard

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Total pothead death

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >t-total pothead dea-ACK *dies of heart disease and being a fatass*

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How often do you smoke, anon? How many grams or oz a month?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        In all reality i stopped smoking weed because it was yellowing my teeth but when I was smoking it must have been like 2 joints a day

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >when I was smoking it must have been like 2 joints a day
          Lol. I do know successful people who smoke that much, but 98% of the people I know who smoke heavily are disappointments to their fathers.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            ya i didnt have that much to do at the time was 16 or so working at a bath tub factory... life sucked so i smoked a lot of weed when i got home
            i quit when i started lifting a lot

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Glad for you, anon

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >inhibits protein synthesis
    >dehydrates muscles
    >makes you write alcoholic cope on anime forums.
    thanks, il pass...

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've set more PRs hung over in the past few years than I ever did while feeling great.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would literally be a kissless virgin if I never drank. For me, the social benefits far outweigh the negative health effects.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    beer is the drink of the gods
    cheers

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ice tea?

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No thanks, it's yucky and I don't like it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You must be the cutest sissyclitty on IST

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I stopped drinking 3 weeks ago and haven't slept a good nights sleep since then. I sleep like 5 hours a night and I am a broken man.

    still worth giving it up if you are a moron like me that can't moderate the intake. If you can, congrats I am jelly AF

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm glad you gave it up. The sleep will come in time. good luck to you man.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Only incels who have no one to drink with or incels who think being 10% bf will change their lives don't drink

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For me it just completely ANNIHILATES my sleep quality. Even a single drink too close to bedtime and my recovery is just markedly shit. I lift 3 days a week and roon the other 2 but if I drink on any of those days I cant recover in time to lift next workout and have sustained doms.
    I can be completely functional, get pissed, wake up without a hangover when the gods are good then go on about my day. Even sustain that for multiple days (more drinks involved tho) but holy shit if I try to exercise, other than rooning off the hangover which I will still feel the lack of recovery in my knees, It just wont work.
    I WISH I could /druk/ and lift. Truly. There is just nothin like a capn' n coke and some caucasian lezginka or rabiz music before hitting the town with the boys

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Im thinking that alcohol isn't nearly as bad for gains as people think it is.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      actually it is. the difference is kind of big too

      t. former alchy who trained with and without

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >being an alcoholic compared to drinking like a normal person
        moron of course being an alcoholic is bad for you. Occasional drinking isn't

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    cope more alchy moron

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I almost bought some beer today to cure my insomnia from quitting drinking. But then I realized I would frick my gains and sleep shitty anyhow so just did not do it.

    4 weeks freedom from the liquid israelite

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why are you stressed in the first place fool

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer vodka or gin

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Alcohol is an extremely potent drug and is responsible for thousands of deaths and tens of thousands of domestic disputes each year. The ONLY reason you think alcohol has more value than the common drug is because of emotional reasoning.

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