"Retard Strength"

Is it true that morons have superhuman strength, or is it a myth? If it's real what could possibly cause this phenomenon? Can it be isolated? Could someone gain this kind of super strength without being moronic? I've been thinking about this a lot lately.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what makes you think you're not already moronic

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not as strong yet as I want to be.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably being a weak ass b***h, normal people don't think about how strong others are

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best explaination I've seen is that normal people subconsciously limit their strength to avoid injuring themselves whereas tard have no such limitation

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/SUUOIMD.jpg

      yes moron strength is true. i know cuz i have it. it comes in a spectrum just like autism. basically the more autistic the less brain holding you back. it's the reason why a feral child raised in the woods need 7 cops to be able to hold it down. you have hidden strength in you but society empires a mental inhibitor on you that keeps you from actually going berserk. another example is when a baby i under a car crash and the mother suddenly get the ability to lift up a punch buggy and save her baby.

      Is that why chimps are so strong? Little monkey guys can tear someone's face off or pull an arm out of its socket. Crazy monkeys!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Is that why chimps are so strong?
        Yes

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That makes a lot of sense actually. I think I've gotten to the point of mind-muscle connection that if I concentrate enough I'm able to flex my lats to the point of injury. Obviously I've never done it but I can feel like I'm able to shut off that mental block and go further beyond if I really wanted to. I'm guessing morons don't have that mental block, similar to how we're unable to whip out our wieners and start openly jacking it in public but tards do so easily

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes moron strength is true. i know cuz i have it. it comes in a spectrum just like autism. basically the more autistic the less brain holding you back. it's the reason why a feral child raised in the woods need 7 cops to be able to hold it down. you have hidden strength in you but society empires a mental inhibitor on you that keeps you from actually going berserk. another example is when a baby i under a car crash and the mother suddenly get the ability to lift up a punch buggy and save her baby.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    morons have no filter between their mind and their body so in a little way they respond physically to every stimulus. When you say hello to them they tense up. When a bird flies by they tense up. And on top of that their heightened levels of tension cause a lack of circulation that they adapt to by persistently clenching their muscles.
    You've seen them do the spastic dance, right?
    In layman's terms they're constantly flooding their system with fight-juice and flushing it with fresh blood.
    This was explained to me by a specialist in the field and it matches my observations over ten years of watching morons from a field of work adjacent to moron-care.
    You have to see them grow from age 5 to 15 to really get an idea of it.
    They've never lifted a single dumbbell but damn are they stronk.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is being a jumpy spaz an effective workout routine?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sure it would help you cut but no, this is a wiring thing. You can't replicate it because you can't control your body to do what they do (un)naturally 24/7.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Can't you use some mystical eastern mumbo jumbo to rewire your brain and become an anime protagonist?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Okay for that you're going to need to find a Weebstop outlet and ask the clerk for a copy of Waifu Express.
            Just so you know, unless you ask in flawless Japanese they're going to know you're a cop.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Normally humans have brakes on their nervous system so 100% of strength isn't used. The reason is fine motor control.

    If you're very agitated, those brakes are turned off. In morons, they're always turned off. Basically, they cannot hold back.

    >Can it be isolated? Could someone gain this kind of super strength without being moronic?
    Sure, just train your CNS. Isometrics, for example.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I volunteer at special Olympics powerlifting and they are almost all weak as frick. I saw one tard pull 500 but he was 6'3" 300lbs.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I volunteer at special Olympics powerlifting
      Why?

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is doesn't.it's just during an autistic meltdown the brain goes into fight mode so we can get a higher threshold for pain. It's just adrenaline that kicks in when neurotypicals wouldn't have gotten it so it looks like extra strength for free from the outside

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