Retarded reasons to lift

Post the most autistic reason you started lifting/lifting again. As long as it motivates you to hit the weights, no reason is too retarded.
I started lifting seriously again because I wanted to be able to swing motorcycles around like in Yakooza, and carry my f3mboy bf around.

  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I started lifting for girls, then the dark Knight rises came out and I started lifting for strength because if I ever became a villain I want to be able to pick a man above my head and break his back.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you wear the mask? If I take it off will you die?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      what lifts for this except obvious ohp

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        hipthrusts

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Power clean

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pull downs for the smashing against a knee

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're a big guy

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You had me with Yakuza but lost me with the fag shit op.

    I lifted for race war and the eventuality I would find a wife in war. Lugging around a Crye AVS, EXFIL, Block II, all my kit I figured the extra strength and conditioning would help.

    And it is.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Crye AVS, EXFIL, Block II
      Bro your side part must be 1/2" wide by now give it a break lol

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not gay to plow a femboy like the fields in spring

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      JPC man myself. You run the AVS harness or no?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Harness with Qore Performance pads, amazing comfort. Nice JPC too bro.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hell yeah, man. Heard great things about the AVS but it's a little too rich for my blood rn

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    im just really insecure and want to be bigger and stronger than other men

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    My half-brother told me on my 25th birthday he's coming to my country to kill me.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What have you done, anon?

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm trying to get into a routine after a lot of on and off workouts this year. The monologue at the beginning of the Batman motivates me to train to be strong and imposing even though as a manlet that might not happen.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did Kendo like years ago, went back to try it out again, thought it would beneficial to gym also. First time in gym in my life. Started really liking it. Kind of easier to find motivation and push myself than in room full of yelling people. Dropped Kendo and started lifting. So far so good and consistent as fuck.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just want to look awesome while still being a clueless goofy manchildwhore

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    aesthetics

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a skelly that only fits small shirts, sometimes xs shirts, but most of them I've bought are mediums and I want to be able to actually fill them out

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you manlet or something? I'm a skelly too, 6ft1, and I wear Ms and Ls.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, 5'9 manlet. I've stopped buying them bigger, but it'd be nice to fit them. I think it's an easy goal to aim for early.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Always been Link, he's not big but he can do everything

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    sam hyde told me he was coming to my house to kill me

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to get fit and strong so I can out run the police when I start my reign of terror for world domination in minecraft

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just want to be bigger than everyone else; not cause I want to feel better about myself, but so they would feel worse about themselves.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mix of wanting to cosplay buff guys and to live out my fantasies of being a shredded meathead himbo that gets his abs licked at raves by hot girls

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    a girl told me she thought I’d never be buff, literally the next day I started bulking. When I think I get big enough I’m going to post cheeky shirtless pictures to my Instagram and quote her exact words in the caption.

    every day I have replayed her conversation in my head. It’s not even about her, it’s the fact that someone said I Couldn’t, so I must.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >giving a woman the satisfaction of knowing she lived in your head rent free FOR YEARS
      never, ever going to make it

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        She won’t see the post. It’s the perfect crime.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        eh, its not that bad if its for the better

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i lift for the rains down in africa

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wanting to be someone worth loving

    The woman I've had a crush on for the last 4 years was apparently also crushing on me and we started dating, what the fuck do I do now? I'm terrified of fucking up and losing her.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck her right in the pussy

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate your guts and congrats you dumb fucking bitch.
      What do you do? Not too much and not too little, make sure to entertain her need to have some conflict and fights in the relationship, don't be overly affectionate, NEVER reveal your deepest weaknesses but some smaller things you can sprinkle out rarely if it fits the moment.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You must perform "coitus".

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to be able to wear ranger shorts

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ranger panties*

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never heard of these are the some popular thing or something? I homegym

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I read holyland.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lifting is the first step into my plan which is:

    >get muscular
    >get good cardio
    >learn martial arts (striking, grappling, groundwork)
    >learn how to shoot guns

    Just in case something happens teehee

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i found out a polish girl i liked was 5’9 and thus probably too heavy for me to throw around without gains.

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I lift so I can get stronger and rip off wood from the ground with my bare hands
    I lift so I can OHP women over my head and do the scene like in that stupid dance movie
    I lift so I can hook up with barely legal girls (16 is free here)

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    -I lift for self confidence.
    -I lift for fat loss.
    -I lift to cosplay properly.
    -I lift to make phonk video edits of myself.

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yakuza made me start lifting again too

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    > be 30
    > younger brother beat me at wrestling at 16
    > now training boxing and BJJ
    > hate it
    > lift heavy every three days to get stronger
    > hate that too
    > imagine the smug cunts eyes popping from my hands strangling him
    > get up and take another punch
    > imagine him about to go limp from a chokehold
    > do another rep
    > tfw girls hit on me because still butthurt

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't want to be obese anymore. Once I realized that it's 99% diet and 1% exercise I stopped lifting and focused on moderate exercise and getting my diet perfected.

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I lift to become just as strong as the ancestral species that came before me; I want to have the body of a beast, so that come SHTF, I could be assured survival with just my wits and a stone hand axe

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Intrusive thoughts, the more tired I am, the less I have, that's the reason I lift.

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i started lifting in 2020 after reading dragonball manga and since then i'm doing weighted calisthenics to be a super saiyan like future trunks

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to fuck hotwives with my BWC.
    But they dont like my fat.

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I literally just do it to waste some energy and use up an hour of my day that would otherwise be wasted elsewhere. I barely eat and my nutrition is absolute shit, I'm surprised I get any gains at all.

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I lift to look like the characters I cosplay

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I lift to be better at sumo wrestling than the other guys in my club. Some guy won our first two tournaments and had the gall to name himself [club name]'s Yokozuna. Since then I got annoyed at that and mog him every time we meet in the ring. I lift because I know he does and I have to maintain a better diet and training regimen to stay stronger than him.

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I lift for her.

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I lift to not get bullied as much anymore

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i started lifting thanks to this show, absolute IST core

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sauce and where to watch?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        kamen rider hibiki, not sure about where, maybe soap.to?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kamen Rider Hibiki
        Try Kissasian.li

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    My head is quite big. I looked like a match stick when I was a kid (6’2). I started weight lifting from 21 to improve overall body portion. However that did not make my head smaller. Just /lit /fit mode

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm an amateur submission wrestler & BJJ player and realized how important strength is in this sport.
    And my general insecurity. Most people don't care about how big your arms are if they think you're a good fighter, but I still want to be able to fill out my shirts so I look better.

  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So I would have better time reliving myself later.

  40. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    To mog my older brother

  41. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to dominate and physically impress femboys.

  42. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >i'm not a zogbot i just larp as one on IST

  43. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember watching Yakuza trailers and thought he was the most jacked person ever. Good times

  44. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I unironically started lifting because I wanted to be more like Kiryu

  45. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    -i believe that myths of heroes and demigods were based on extraordinary people, when I die I want to be remembered and be compared to a demigod.
    -To have a harem of vtubers and cosplayers
    -For the destruction of the middle east
    -To defeat Moloch and the elite.
    -To break the cicle of reincarnation for every living being.
    -To kill my boredom
    -i have a vision of an ideal, the ideal body, mind, skill and athletism, I want to fullfil that ideal.

  46. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I lift because I told myself to lift, and I never disobey myself.

  47. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think having a big butt for girls to drool over would be nice

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gay

  48. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    My fucking coworkers are fat as shit. I’ve quit smoking, drinking, I have a career, a family this is the next logical step if I’m to keep up the momentum

  49. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    > be more self-confident
    > keeps me fit and strong, also reminds me to be healthy
    > want to become a firefighter

  50. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to easily bridal carry my future wife.

  51. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Started lifting First to Look Like Pic related because I always looked like this in my head

    Now I lift to Be apart of the inventible Transcendence Of Human beings into the next level of evolution.

  52. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    For health and to go on adventures/expeditions in foreign/remote places.

  53. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I played too many fighting games and it made me wanna be as cool as the characters I play. I’ve also gone to a bunch of local vidya tourneys and I gotta say, being surrounded and part of the crowd that goes there does not make you feel good about your body

  54. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    in doing it to c2c with a goth latina mommy milf camgirl and idc how retarded you think i am it worked and it all started bc my romantic dirty talk abilities are exceptional and got her super wet
    >dyel -> Fit.
    >190 pounds -> 156 pounds.
    >No T -> T.
    >Fatcel -> Well Dressed and highly presentable

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