Retarded vegans

>human eats greens
>5 calories
>cow eats greens
>weighs over 2000 pounds
Hmmmm.... it's... almost.... as if.... it's almost like.... bro.... it's almost like humans aren't supposed to eat greens because they can't digest them properly..... 😮

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    wow amazing analysis you just disproved all of nutrition science enjoy your meat bro! eat up! this just proves there are no benefits can we get this post published

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Oh yeah bro I'm gonna spend my valuable time as a primitive human gathering and eating food that tastes like bug spray so that I can get enough energy to!!!!...... lift my finger a few times!!!!!!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You are spending your "valuable time" whining on IST about what other people eat

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nutrition science says we can't digest fiber and cellulose dumb vegan retard

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That’s what taking a shit is for

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Is that how your mum gave birth to you

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Oh you’re a britbong, that explains everything

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It doesnt

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Oh hey its the fiber is bad anon

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >grass is vegitables

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >deer can weigh between 300-400 pounds

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    One extreme is wrong so surely the complete opposite extreme must be right. Don't eat any veggies, im sure you wont regret it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is me at the end of my life when I realize I ate 80 pounds of vegetables throughout my life instead of 100 🙁

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are you retarded? Cows eat nonstop to get the volume of food they need to maintain their size, and vegans aren’t telling you to become a fucking graminivore.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      To get a daily dose of 2000 calories just to maintain a "normal" size human body, you would need to eat 400 SERVINGS of lettuce.
      Are you prepared to eat 400 servings of lettuce with your 1 human stomach to maintain a body that weighs less than 150 compared to a cow that eats less servings of grass with its 4 COW STOMACHS that weighs over 2000?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I think you need to eat a salad or something, it might be a nutrient deficiency making you this retarded. Which vegans are telling you you’re supposed to eat only lettuce? Like I said: no one’s telling you to become a graminivore. High-value plant-based foods exist.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >just eat salads bro!

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            If eating a salad means you’ll be able to understand one whole paragraph by yourself it seems pretty worth it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Its almost like there are more calorie dense things than lettuce

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >food energy is the only thing that matters

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cows graze for 12 hours a day on pesticide laden food while being pumped full of growth hormone. Its almost..as if…you’re retarded…

      You're forgetting the main factor which is their digestive system is completely different from ours. Most of their size is to carry their digestive system. You two are retarded, even if you ate lettuce and grass all day like a cow you won't become huge

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Thwy also have four stomachs. How many do we have, again?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cows graze for 12 hours a day on pesticide laden food while being pumped full of growth hormone. Its almost..as if…you’re retarded…

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Try eating 400 servings of lettuce in one day. Just try. It would be significantly harder than it is for a cow to do with grass all day. I wonder why that is?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ancient cows still weighed 2000 pounds before any of that was introduced to their feed dumbshit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      All posts about eating a lot can be tired if we juice the veggies and fruits. Maybe add some probiotics that can feed on the juice and produce other nutrients.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Its almost like there are more calorie dense things than lettuce

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sneed has some greens you can digest. Ask for some chucks and he'll provide.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I eat plenty of greens just fine. You should see a doctor OP

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fatty cope thread. Eat a salad tubby.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You seem to be operating on the misguided idea that vegans base their diet on greens when most longterm vegans base their diet on starch like potato, rice, lentils, and oatmeal. The human body is really good at digesting simple starch.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Bless you Saint McDougall for making me thin and healthy.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Based and Mcdougallpilled!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      All of those crops did not exist before civilization. Humans are not evolved to consume them as their main source of nutrients.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        And animals were extremely lean in the wild. You would get protein poisoning from basing your diet off animals.
        The sensible thing to say is that we ate a mix of plant and animal foods

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cows ferment the grass in their multiple stomachs to extract more calories

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Between this thread and others like it on this board, and the “how many days a week” discussion on the bodybuilding forums, are lifters all just mongoloids?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You just have an overinflated sense of importance. It's okay, lots of people on the internet these days have the same condition. You're very smart. Smarter than the rest. The smartest. Everyone that doesn't agree with you is dumb. Don't let them win, I'm rooting for you.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >You're very smart. Smarter than the rest. The smartest. Everyone that doesn't agree with you is dumb. Don't let them win, I'm rooting for you.
        I already knew that but thanks!

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Moxyte's retardation was contagious and spread everywhere on IST
    Ffs, vegetables aren't bad for you; the agricultural revolution made them actually edible, especially the veggies that are botanically fruits (i.e. avocados, peppers, etc). Just cook them if you're fretting about antinutrients.
    Just don't go vegan, the brain damage is from a lack of meat.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Kek whoever made this is severely brain damaged, probably from their redditor diet (keto). I bet they're a schizophrenic too.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >N-NO U, URE THE REDDITUR! AIIIEEEEEEEEE
        Fucking COPE. If I'm really the redditor here, surely you have proof of a singular ketoschizo redditor? Maybe a name? Oh wait, you don't. But others on IST have had proof of the inverse. Plenty, I'll add.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >thing exists
          >everyone I disagree with is forementioned thing
          Your brain on ketosis

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >not a redditor
          >posts a reddit screencap

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Grass contains a fuckton of calories, us humans just can't digest it.

    Uranium contains even more calories than grass, if you could digest a single gram of uranium, you'd never have to eat again

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Gee, it's almost like comparing human anatomy and physiology to that of animals is completely retarded, who would have guessed?
    Looking at the veganfags here who say "MUH GUHRILLA STRONK ON VEGGIES ONLY, SO HUMAN IS SAME CUZ THEY SIMILAR!"
    Fucking retards.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >bro!!! What if humans just ate a balance of greens and meats like they’ve been doing for thousands of years what what!!!!!!!

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    im vegan and im really strong

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cows also eat bugs with grass and their metabolic rate is slow.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >humans aren't supposed to eat greens
    retarded take
    >humans aren't supposed to eat exclusively greens
    who would have thought?

    eat a balanced diet retard

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yall morons ain't heard of scurvy huh?

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >cow eats greens 12 hours a day nonstop
    >devours at least 8kg of greens a day
    Are you really that retarded or just pretending?

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >its another fucking vegan thread
    just eat what you want to eat and let others do the same you fucking retards.

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