Retarded vegans

>human eats greens
>5 calories
>cow eats greens
>weighs over 2000 pounds
Hmmmm.... it's... almost.... as if.... it's almost like.... bro.... it's almost like humans aren't supposed to eat greens because they can't digest them properly..... 😮

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    wow amazing analysis you just disproved all of nutrition science enjoy your meat bro! eat up! this just proves there are no benefits can we get this post published

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Oh yeah bro I'm gonna spend my valuable time as a primitive human gathering and eating food that tastes like bug spray so that I can get enough energy to!!!!...... lift my finger a few times!!!!!!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You are spending your "valuable time" whining on IST about what other people eat

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nutrition science says we can't digest fiber and cellulose dumb vegan moron

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That’s what taking a shit is for

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Is that how your mum gave birth to you

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Oh you’re a britbong, that explains everything

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It doesnt

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Oh hey its the fiber is bad anon

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >grass is vegitables

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >deer can weigh between 300-400 pounds

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    One extreme is wrong so surely the complete opposite extreme must be right. Don't eat any veggies, im sure you wont regret it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This is me at the end of my life when I realize I ate 80 pounds of vegetables throughout my life instead of 100 🙁

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Are you moronic? Cows eat nonstop to get the volume of food they need to maintain their size, and vegans aren’t telling you to become a fricking graminivore.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      To get a daily dose of 2000 calories just to maintain a "normal" size human body, you would need to eat 400 SERVINGS of lettuce.
      Are you prepared to eat 400 servings of lettuce with your 1 human stomach to maintain a body that weighs less than 150 compared to a cow that eats less servings of grass with its 4 COW STOMACHS that weighs over 2000?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I think you need to eat a salad or something, it might be a nutrient deficiency making you this moronic. Which vegans are telling you you’re supposed to eat only lettuce? Like I said: no one’s telling you to become a graminivore. High-value plant-based foods exist.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >just eat salads bro!

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            If eating a salad means you’ll be able to understand one whole paragraph by yourself it seems pretty worth it

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Its almost like there are more calorie dense things than lettuce

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >food energy is the only thing that matters

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Cows graze for 12 hours a day on pesticide laden food while being pumped full of growth hormone. Its almost..as if…you’re moronic…

      You're forgetting the main factor which is their digestive system is completely different from ours. Most of their size is to carry their digestive system. You two are moronic, even if you ate lettuce and grass all day like a cow you won't become huge

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Thwy also have four stomachs. How many do we have, again?

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cows graze for 12 hours a day on pesticide laden food while being pumped full of growth hormone. Its almost..as if…you’re moronic…

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Try eating 400 servings of lettuce in one day. Just try. It would be significantly harder than it is for a cow to do with grass all day. I wonder why that is?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ancient cows still weighed 2000 pounds before any of that was introduced to their feed dumbshit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      All posts about eating a lot can be tired if we juice the veggies and fruits. Maybe add some probiotics that can feed on the juice and produce other nutrients.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Its almost like there are more calorie dense things than lettuce

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sneed has some greens you can digest. Ask for some chucks and he'll provide.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I eat plenty of greens just fine. You should see a doctor OP

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Fatty cope thread. Eat a salad tubby.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You seem to be operating on the misguided idea that vegans base their diet on greens when most longterm vegans base their diet on starch like potato, rice, lentils, and oatmeal. The human body is really good at digesting simple starch.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Bless you Saint McDougall for making me thin and healthy.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Based and Mcdougallpilled!

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      All of those crops did not exist before civilization. Humans are not evolved to consume them as their main source of nutrients.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        And animals were extremely lean in the wild. You would get protein poisoning from basing your diet off animals.
        The sensible thing to say is that we ate a mix of plant and animal foods

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cows ferment the grass in their multiple stomachs to extract more calories

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Between this thread and others like it on this board, and the “how many days a week” discussion on the bodybuilding forums, are lifters all just mongoloids?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You just have an overinflated sense of importance. It's okay, lots of people on the internet these days have the same condition. You're very smart. Smarter than the rest. The smartest. Everyone that doesn't agree with you is dumb. Don't let them win, I'm rooting for you.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >You're very smart. Smarter than the rest. The smartest. Everyone that doesn't agree with you is dumb. Don't let them win, I'm rooting for you.
        I already knew that but thanks!

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Moxyte's moronation was contagious and spread everywhere on IST
    Ffs, vegetables aren't bad for you; the agricultural revolution made them actually edible, especially the veggies that are botanically fruits (i.e. avocados, peppers, etc). Just cook them if you're fretting about antinutrients.
    Just don't go vegan, the brain damage is from a lack of meat.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Kek whoever made this is severely brain damaged, probably from their redditor diet (keto). I bet they're a schizophrenic too.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >N-NO U, URE THE REDDITUR! AIIIEEEEEEEEE
        Fricking COPE. If I'm really the redditor here, surely you have proof of a singular ketoschizo redditor? Maybe a name? Oh wait, you don't. But others on IST have had proof of the inverse. Plenty, I'll add.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >thing exists
          >everyone I disagree with is forementioned thing
          Your brain on ketosis

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >not a redditor
          >posts a reddit screencap

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Grass contains a frickton of calories, us humans just can't digest it.

    Uranium contains even more calories than grass, if you could digest a single gram of uranium, you'd never have to eat again

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Gee, it's almost like comparing human anatomy and physiology to that of animals is completely moronic, who would have guessed?
    Looking at the vegangays here who say "MUH GUHRILLA STRONK ON VEGGIES ONLY, SO HUMAN IS SAME CUZ THEY SIMILAR!"
    Fricking morons.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >bro!!! What if humans just ate a balance of greens and meats like they’ve been doing for thousands of years what what!!!!!!!

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    im vegan and im really strong

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cows also eat bugs with grass and their metabolic rate is slow.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >humans aren't supposed to eat greens
    moronic take
    >humans aren't supposed to eat exclusively greens
    who would have thought?

    eat a balanced diet moron

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yall Black folk ain't heard of scurvy huh?

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >cow eats greens 12 hours a day nonstop
    >devours at least 8kg of greens a day
    Are you really that moronic or just pretending?

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >its another fricking vegan thread
    just eat what you want to eat and let others do the same you fricking morons.

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