Rocky Mountain Oysters

Has anybody tried eating these? I’m going to order a few online, but I was wondering, is there a way to get them cheap by dealing directly with a farmer? Every butcher I have called only has liver/heart.

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You can get this for free on grindr you gaymoron

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Per 100g
    >135 calories
    >26g of protein
    Alright you have my attention. How much are they online?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ok, but what's the texture like? i can't stomach things that have the consistency of fat or whatever
      i can't imagine biting into a testicle would be pleasant.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Swallow it whole like actual oysters then

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          but will my body be able to digest it well if i don't chew? i'd be swallowing balls for nothing.

          The video I watched said it was chewy and gummy.

          yeah that's a deal breaker for me. i'd gag on those balls (lol)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The video I watched said it was chewy and gummy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Per 100g
      >>135 calories
      >>26g of protein
      >Alright you have my attention. How much are they online?
      Do you legitimately want to eat standalone wild testicles when you could eat chicken breast for
      >165 calories
      >31 (THIRTY FUCKING ONE) grams of protein
      every 100 grams of CB?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I heard that they might ban their consumption in professional sports which piqued my interest. The test boost is the main draw to eating them, though I do not know the extent of the benefits. That’s why I want to eat s bunch of them for a few weeks and see for myself.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          If you want a test boost, do cold immersions before working out. I've read a boomer that gained 500% increase in T levels after doing just that. Google eet.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >That’s why I want to eat s bunch of them for a few weeks and see for myself

          >he was never going to get bloodwork done
          >his plan was to eat a bunch of sheep nuts and decide if he "felt" like his testosterone increased

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            All I care about is athletic performance increases which are very easy to observe when you have been slowly progressing in weightlifting for years.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >That’s why I want to eat s bunch of them for a few weeks and see for myself

          >he was never going to get bloodwork done
          >his plan was to eat a bunch of sheep nuts and decide if he "felt" like his testosterone increased

          based anecdote chad vs cringe bloodwork autist

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >OP posts thread and leaves
    maybe he really does just enjoy gargling testicles.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Every butcher I have called only has liver/heart.
      likewise.
      Where do you plan to get them from online?
      Are the insides solid? Am I supposed to cook them?

      kek

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I’m planning on buying it from a farm in my state. They deliver them on ice I guess. It is $10 for a pair(.4-1.25 lbs) They don’t specify which animal you get it from and charge for shipping.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >don't specify which animal you get it from
          Like, you don't know the animal's name, or you don't even know the animal's species?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            They say it will either come from a lamb or bull, you don’t get to pick. To be fair, they might add more than 2 to the order if they are small or something. They aren’t very clear on it.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sol Brah are you about to sell us Sol Brah's Hyperborean Auroch Testicles?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They're not bad if prepared properly.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I had them once at a restaurant in Nevada. They were very good. They were prepared almost like a country fried steak. Flattened and breaded and it came with a really good BBQ sauce. I don't know how they'd taste prepared differently, but it just tasted like meat to me.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being memed into eating literal balls lmao

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You're seriously gonna PAY to eat actual balls?

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are these like Prairie Oysters, and sourced from emasculated castrated buffalos / bulls ---> steers???

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My dad is 79 and has eaten them most of his life.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    cute garloids

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Get brain. Its super delicious.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >muh protein-packed "Sweet Breads"

      uhhh ... visually and conceptually revolting asf ... just no.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Get prion diseases you mean.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      way too fatty. We only use brain to grease pans with before cooking in my 3rd world

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >testicles covered in fibreglass
    >eat
    morons are weird brah

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    /fit/
    >Can I swallow balls (testicles) (literal balls) for testosterone boost?
    next youll be drinking whale sperm

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    bros the only place that sells organ meat online is a pet food shop. Is it safe?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this is the site btw. Would you buy these?
      https://specialdogsshop.dk/500-g-1000-g-barf/3831-kalve-testikler-1-kg.html

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this is the site btw. Would you buy these?
      https://specialdogsshop.dk/500-g-1000-g-barf/3831-kalve-testikler-1-kg.html

      I’d be arraid that the standards pet food is held to would be lower than those for human consumption.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The best way to eat them is not healthy. I prefer fried with calamari sauce.
    Granted I only eat elk/deer rocky mtn oysters after my kill for that year.

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