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>roiding for this
Post his legs
that face man.
you can have the biggest supplement stack and roid your face off and you still look like shit.
Hi there Derrick from More cope more rope dot cuhm.
I'm looked up to on the fitness community for some reason even though I literally roided my hair off my fuckin' head a young age and now have to take a bunch of other bullshit to almost look my age. And today we're gonna be talking about ashwaganda, this fuckin' plant even though there's literally no scientific evidence it works, will fix everything, it's a magic bullet. Anyways, here's a link to a site where I make money off the sale of ashwagandah.
what makes you think he is roiding, he looks like a pretty average dyel natty
He admits to being on juice.
How do I unlock Quagmire mode?
At least there is symmetrical tumor growth
What if he was lying about his roid usage and was actually natty this whole time?
Anybody who was shilling that turkesterone is a waste of time
i get the feeling this guy hates going to the gym
this bro could have solved everything with
>blepharoplasty to remove excess eyelid tissue
>PDO threads to reverse his canthal tilt
>botox on forehead to smooth that shit out
>lip flip botox to bring his upper lip back to life
but no...it's his body he thinks is bringing him down. I'm surprised a guy that was willing to go to the lengths of frauding, hair implants, supp/scientific research hasn't yet full on bogged himself.
dude spends about what the average person makes a month on supplements and gear every month and still looks like shit. It just goes to show you that all that beauty and supplement shit is absolute bullshit and maybe will improve your looks by 5% if that.
I wouldn't go that far but derek needed to fix his face first
Vitamin D3 + K2
Gorilla Mind Smooth (6 capsules within 30 min of waking up)
Taurine (couple times a day)
Vitamin C (doubtful if he needs it, but takes it to be careful)
Telmisartan ARB (40 mg, 1x/day; recommended for bodybuilders for cardiovascular health)
Metformin (500 mg, 2x/day)
Glucose disposal agent (= berberine + hydroxypropyl beta cyclodextrin), used intermittently
Carnitine (usually injects 1 ml an hour before going to the gym) – alternatively, Gorilla Mode AR if in a rush
Curcumin (500-1000 mg, 1x/day)
Astragalus root extract (4500 mg/day)
Citrus bergamot (500 mg, 3x/day; Derek recommends taking at least 1000 mg/day)
Ubiquinol (200 mg, 1x/day; will up it to 400 mg soon) — do NOT take CoQ10
Betaine HCL Pepsin (used intermittently)
Cortisol blocker (used intermittently)
Progesterone (8 mg before bed; will up the dose; not recommended for naturals)
N-Acetyl L-Cysteine (NAC) (1000 mg, 1x/day)
He's on diabetic medication plus some high quality expensive supplements.
Fuckin' dude constantly reads off Wikipedia definitions of how shit works as if he fully understands it in real world or clinical trials to pretend like he has the grasp on organic chemistry to be more educated than others too.
Dude's a fuckin' walking homeopathic "medicine" store along with also slamming controlled substances meant for diseases.
Confidence is king. This goes out to all the sad cunts here. Just lift and enjoy life. Fuck everything else. Stop getting scammed by flavour of the month influencers.
Facts my bro
Did you know Derek is only 22 years old in that picture?
I never understood why he has so many followers. I guess maybe he is an unwitting lolcow? Or do zoomers really buy into his pseudo intellectual shit? The guy is just some ugly gymbro googling stuff, a more successful jason blaha, and zoomer gymcels worship him. Same with that Doucette drug dealer guy. Both of them look like shit and are ageing really badly, neither of them know wtf they are doing with their drug abuse. They should be kept away from young people.
He’s fun to laugh at
is this edited or does derek really look THIS bad now?
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