Roman Legionary

>marched 20+ miles a day carrying 60 lbs of equipment
>trained two times a day with wooden swords and shields heavier than real weapons
>not only marched but swam as well
>profficient at harvesting wood, clearing forests and building fortifications
>versatile warrior, knew how to use sword and shield as well as bows, slingshots and spears
>used to uneven terrain, hunger and harsh climate

The average roman legionary mogs anyone in this board.

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Lol I’m a 6’ incel and I mog him just by being normal height

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Gets killed in an instant by the manlet

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      An entire legion of soldiers over six feet was raised in Nero’s time, and Vegetius wrote the ideal legionary was precisely six foot tall. Just because the average person was a short grain fed person doesn’t mean there wasn’t plenty of tall people.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw I'm the ideal legionnaire
        Feels bretty good! It's true though, when I was in the infantry my body type was literally perfect for soldiering

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Kek is that a mirror photo from a bay in sand hill? I was infantry too brotha. Rock on

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            these images are so stupid. like how the fuck are stones on fire, they literally cant burn

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              It's the greasy garden gnomes piled inside

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              it's the wooden floor and furniture who are burning I guess.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I like to rationalize it as pitch covered projectiles or wooden ramparts burning away

              It's the greasy garden gnomes piled inside

              Based and Iudea delenda est pilled

              Used to hump a lot of shit in the Marines. It's not glamorous, it's a pain in the ass. My knees and shoulders are fucked. The muscular big guys are shitty infantryman, it's always the skinny guys that make it

              Definitely saw a lot of this in action. Less time to train lifting in general as well.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                how can he hope to pick up the running garden gnome without stirrups or nothing?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Through hatred of Hebrews all things are possible brother

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                daily reminder that lucius vorenus is actually a gaul

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I'll not deny it friend he has a Gallic look about him but he's as solid Roman as you are

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                He gonna claw dat ass cheek at 50 mph.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Stone buildings were burned all the time. I'm not sure how since I figured stones didn't burn but there you go

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                they were filled with flammable things and probably used wooden beams in the roof. Even so I used to wonder how they demolished colossal buildings in ancient times without complex machines. Apparently when the Romans destroyed Carthage they razed the larger buildings simply by tying up draft animals to the foundations then having them pull them down.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I mean actual rocks and stuff. Most of the Roman buildings were burned for lime by later Romans

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              He's also threatening to stab him with his bendy javelin

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                It's a pilum 🙁

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I know, I'm just low iq posting

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/fCs5uyO.jpg

          Through hatred of Hebrews all things are possible brother

          Blonds germans and anglos believing they were le romanz is as cringy and ahistorical as black going we wuz pharaohs n shit

          you will never be romans

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I'm pict though. Doesn't mean triumvirate rome isn't interesting.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I forget if it was Pompeii or Caesar who was described as having red hair.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Lava is pretty red so probably pompeii

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Sulla would often wear a big straw hat to shield his ginger self from the sun.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Do you ever wonder, if Sulla purged like half the Senate, then Julius and then agustus both did too each next generation, how were there any old dynasties left?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Extended family.
                I do often wonder how a roman from the very beginning of the republic would react to being transported to Rome around the beginning of the empire, and how he and a early empire roman would both react to being transportet to Rome 1453.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Probably wondering what went so wrong and how everybody turned so brown when most of the early Romans were gingers and lily white pale

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              pompeii was an assimilated barbarian

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Roman feet are shorter than modern feet. That’s 5’ 10”. If a pleb was over 5’8” they were automatically considered for officer positions

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Vegetius
        >Lived in 450 AD
        He was talking about Croats and Germans not manlet wops fyi

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Standard deviation above average
      >Normal
      Did everyone forget only like 4% of men are 6'2" and above

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        6 feet is the average height here.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      During the republic there used to be height requirements for legionaries. 5’11 I think.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Isnt that 5'7 in modern feet though
        Still the average mediterranean man was 5'4 at the time

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Roman feet are shorter than modern feet. That’s 5’ 10”. If a pleb was over 5’8” they were automatically considered for officer positions

          This is correct, there’s a deviation from Roman feet and inches to modern ones of slightly under two inches. So six Roman feet is about five ten and change

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >died of pneumonia caused by a cold at 30

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Muh lifespan
      Meme, it was just infant mortality bringing down the average
      Leonidas was literally 60 years old at the battle of Thermoplydae

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        not a meme at all, do some research on roman grave memorials. People died as young adults all the time from "fever".

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Disease spreads pretty easily in military units. Strep throat can spread In today’s barracks like wildfire. I can only imagine how things were with lower sanitation standards and less available medicine.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >not a meme at all, do some research on roman grave memorials. People died as young adults all the time from "fever".
          The world-famous American education.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Ok. So is there a point you're trying to make?

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    And all of this while wearing sandals.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Modern shoes were a mistake, raised heels and narrow toe boxes give you an unnatural gait and fatigue you easier.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        bro why would I want to look at mens' feet.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty sure they were career soldiers for life that were literally built different from the common pleb

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Spears
    You mean the pilum?

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Used to hump a lot of shit in the Marines. It's not glamorous, it's a pain in the ass. My knees and shoulders are fucked. The muscular big guys are shitty infantryman, it's always the skinny guys that make it

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    THIRTEEN
    THIRTEEN

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck I need to watch that show again

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      PULLO! BACK IN FORMATION!

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    They didn’t March 20+ miles a day
    It was averaged
    Some days they did 10
    Others they did 30
    Truly though it Was my moron Marion that turned Roman soldiers in to what we know today

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I think it’s another Vegetius quote. In training they would work up to 20 mile road marches but in execution it could be less or more like you said if they were force marching. 20 miles was more of a training benchmark or standard.

      Modern shoes were a mistake, raised heels and narrow toe boxes give you an unnatural gait and fatigue you easier.

      And all of this while wearing sandals.

      Despite looking like sandals those are actually hobnailed boots. The open areas are vents so your feet stay dry to prevent trench foot. Modern soldiers boots have vents as well but they are composed of a breathable material instead of just being open cuts.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I own a pair of hobnailed caligulae made by some pajeet off etsy and i cant fucking wear them cause im urbanite scum and they slip on hard surfaces. I'm pretty sure theres roman accounts of this happening back then too.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Lol I read somewhere that the early praetorians stationed in Rome would slide and trip so much they were eventually issued caligae without the hobnails

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Im not reading this, go touch grass and have sex.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    two times a day with wooden swords and shields heavier than real weapons
    every 105 IQ historybro repeats this meme. That's like saying "I do all my boxing training with 3 lbs weights in my hand to make me stronger.", which reveals you know nothing since that would do nothing but throw off your timing completely when it came time to actually fight. Those 'heavy weapons' existed and were probably used once in a while like primitive weights, but that's it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I train with 34oz gloves and when I put on my 12oz gloves my hands are flying (in a good way)

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Worshipping people you have never met and a time you have never lived in only makes you look like a fool.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      T. Ignoramus

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah well they're remembered and you're nobody philosophizing on the faggy internet.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        So what? I also get to eat chocolate every day and then have my cavities filled. Those retards thought that Winter existed because James Woods made a bitch eat pomegranate

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >t. Carthaginian

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >t. Ignoramus Hubris Maximus

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Alexander the Great wanted to b like Achilles, Julius Caesar wanted to be like Alexander, Napoleon wanted to be like Caesar. Looking up and admiring great men is normal. You're the weird fool for thinking you're above it all.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >JUPITER DANGLES HIS COCK AT ME ONCE MORE WITH THIS NEW MISFORTUNE

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >thread barely has the proper amount of IST references

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    and what of good solonius?

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Friends! I have something to say

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      give him the floor!

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Good thread this.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      But what of good Solonius?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Trve roman thread, got trve citizens

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Quick hail Jupiter before the Jannies arrive.

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