>MY NAME IS PISSIVS KEKITTINUS MAXIMUS, CAPTAIN OF THE CHOKERS OF PARIS, COMMANDER OF THE ARGENTVN PECHOS, LOYAL SERVANT TO THE TRUE EMPEROR, OILVS SHEKELS. FATHER TO THREE moronic SONS, HUSBAND TO A BICICLETA OF A WIFE. AND I WILL HAVE MY CROSSBAR SHOT IN THIS LIFE OR THE NEXT.
>Footballers are pathetic, I will never understamd why theyre paid so much money. Money laundering or something, gotta be.
Sports is in the entertainment industry, everything’s scripted and the masses pay a shit ton for tickets and Merch among other things. If you had a star actor in your production house, wouldn’t you pay him a retainer to stay on board?
Eurogays and beaners are cultic about their soccer players, it's like americans and football teams, or zoomers and homosexual ecelebs. Basically hero worship and idolatry
biggest and most populair sport in the world. Everybody in the world plays that sport. Why would they pay footballers for playing worlds biggest and most populair sport?
weigh 40 kilos
>weigh 40 kilos
It's funny because he's only like 5kg lighter than Cristiano Ronaldo
don't have sex and have your wife's ex boyfriend frick your wife instead
Lol didn’t she reject Messi when they were younger and then come back around when he got famous
yep, thats the one.
>Ronaldo da vinci
that's Pissi Cuckitini, famous chocker
Look at those forehead veins on the lady, damn
jesus my veins aren't even that big on my forehead
be born with hgh deficiency so doctors can pump you full of steroids legally since age 9
Pushups 5 days a week, pullups 3 days a week, walk 2 miles outdoors 5 days a week, sprints 2 days a week.
Eat 3 meals a day, maximum 750 calories each, no snacks in between.
That’s basically it, he’s lean but I’ve known plenty of people who look like this that don’t even exercise.
>hgh since 8 years old
>Guardiola's nandrolone
>Dr Fuentes special
wala, OP now has 7 Balon d'Ors and gets paid 1 million euro every week
That's not Ronaldo bro, that's the other guy.
Mpabbe.
You mean Lionelli Messi?
thats not messi in the pic, thats clearly Haaland. The Lebron James of soccer.
One set of childhood friend to wife.
nagatoro?
>MY NAME IS PISSIVS KEKITTINUS MAXIMUS, CAPTAIN OF THE CHOKERS OF PARIS, COMMANDER OF THE ARGENTVN PECHOS, LOYAL SERVANT TO THE TRUE EMPEROR, OILVS SHEKELS. FATHER TO THREE moronic SONS, HUSBAND TO A BICICLETA OF A WIFE. AND I WILL HAVE MY CROSSBAR SHOT IN THIS LIFE OR THE NEXT.
>HUSBAND TO A BICICLETA OF A WIFE
kek
where do I recognize this from?
Messi > maradona
Vengan de a 10 manga de putos
Pissi «pecho frio» Cucktini Messhart
Footballers are pathetic, I will never understamd why theyre paid so much money. Money laundering or something, gotta be.
>Footballers are pathetic, I will never understamd why theyre paid so much money. Money laundering or something, gotta be.
Sports is in the entertainment industry, everything’s scripted and the masses pay a shit ton for tickets and Merch among other things. If you had a star actor in your production house, wouldn’t you pay him a retainer to stay on board?
Eurogays and beaners are cultic about their soccer players, it's like americans and football teams, or zoomers and homosexual ecelebs. Basically hero worship and idolatry
biggest and most populair sport in the world. Everybody in the world plays that sport. Why would they pay footballers for playing worlds biggest and most populair sport?
everybody is miring TSUUU in that picture. Only gaymar loosk jealous because TSUUU is sitting next to his boyfriend
they could make a movie called brokeback football dressing room
w2c shorts