>runners high endorphins are stronger than the Oxycodone I used to abuse

>runners high endorphins are stronger than the Oxycodone I used to abuse

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, because oxycodone doesn't work on endorphins.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think he meant oxytocin

      https://i.imgur.com/zGSNJQ0.jpg

      >runners high endorphins are stronger than the Oxycodone I used to abuse

      I used to get runners high. About 15 minutes of jogging and boom it hit and was so fucking chill the rest of the run. Then I joined the army. Never had it since. I'll run for 2 to 5 miles, nothing. It just keeps getting worse.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Try 10 miles in blazing sunshine

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are you trying to die? Its blazing sunshine out here now and 100 degrees.

          >I think he meant oxytocin
          So he was abusing oxitocin? How, by hugging too much?
          Retard

          You can buy it over the counter as a nasal spray. It's not a controlled substance

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Then I joined the army
        I used to be in the French Foreign Legion and we would run 20km every morning no matter if it was raining, snowing etc. and always in tiny little shorts and a t-shirt and never a sweater because my CoC thought that us doing physical exercise in our sweaters would ruin them and then we wouldn't look presentable for when we went had to present for roll call in our sweaters.

        Hated running with a passion, it gave me left ventricle hypertrophy and I had a resting heart rate of 50 for years until I got out of the Legion and drastically reduced how much I ran. HR is now around 65 but I also weigh tens of kilos more

        Not once have I ever experienced euphoria or high whilst running, only pain and misery

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I think he meant oxytocin
        So he was abusing oxitocin? How, by hugging too much?
        Retard

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They both act on the opiod receptors dumb moron

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >oxycodone doesn't work on endorphins
      ligma doesnt work on dn

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        my penor works on pussy you catch my drift eh eh eh?

        drugs are generally pretty retarded

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Drugs aren't, the people who take them are

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Valid point

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    oxycodone doesn't fucking work on me, -extremely- minor pain relief even at decent doses, I can't metabolize codine so could be related?

    was just in hospital and its all they'd give me, sucked so much ass

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    body rewards you running as if you fled danger, UNLESS you run and then eat raw meat. look at long distance or ultrarunners they are all fags or borderline, that is beause they most likely sit on a dragon dildo after running, now running is based but runners are mostly dumb braindead vegetarian freaks, vegetarianism is 1 step from veganism and that is just a tippytoe to homosexuality, GROSS. so run but always end it with meat. brain will think you caught your prey and reward accordingly

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >body rewards you running as if you fled danger,
      That's a pretty dumb theory because if you were fleeing danger you would be sprinting anaerobically, not jogging aerobically.
      >OH SHIT A LION
      >I'd better run away at 6mph

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    long distance running is for stupid dyels

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Define "long distance"
      Also post body

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        cope harder weakling

        you must have a pathetic marathoner twig body. I bet light breeze could knock you over

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Whatever makes you feel better, fatty

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Whatever makes you feel better,

            is that what THEY told you BRADFORD

            WHO'S THEY?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Looking good brah

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            nice tiny arms you have their pathetic dyel weakling

            AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Post body (you won't)

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                cope harder dyel weakling

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You have no power here.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                ur welcome

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                great job dude

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >triskele
            based, also: juicy

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              My ancestors are smiling at me, Anglo-Saxon. Can you say the same?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                smiling? maby laughing lol... i'm working on it though WAGMI

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I run half marathons and almost definitely OHP more than you kek

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        no you dont

        I lift way more than you ever will you pathetic leanfag cuckold weakling

        stay weak loser LMAO

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm 200lbs at 6'3.5 kek

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine running while on oxycodone tho, ultimate high

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you trying to trick me into thinking that runners high and endorphins exist?
    It's all fake. All exercise is just suffering and I can only manage to put up with it because I want the result (being fit and healthy)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      runners high is actually legit, didn't believe it and thought it's probably placebo but it's real. you can't achieve it as a noob runner but once you can comfortable run for 30+ minutes you will definitely feel it after like 10-15 minutes

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought I felt it on most runs over 5 miles but it really hit in once as I broke 6.5 miles. I was giggling and smiling and saying "woooOOOOOP" as I went over hills in my mind. Mountain bikers and hobos weren't amused, but that's probably because I've been in the habit of doing helot runs

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    runners high is extremely legit. on top of the euphoria, it makes me want to cry, whenever I get it I feel a lump in my throat. it feels so holy and pure. like jesus.

    I recently discovered I can get runners high with bulgarian split squats at 8-12 rep range just because it's such an intense exercise. it's still rare of course just like with conventional cardio but it hits hard when it does.

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