Samir al-heyyed is the current head of isis
He holds multiple passports and is licensed in boxing, gun use, and beating women
The ghost of Kiev
He is directly responsible for the Boston bombings
Oswald was a scapegoat in Sam’s 5D chess
He is Hitlers right hand man
9/11? More like hyde 11
Barack Obama, Donald Trump, Xi jinping, Putin and Imran Khan are his blood descendants from the dozens of children he’s left across the world who happened to reach key positions of power
His goals: the complete and utter destruction of *ack*
why is sam always mingling with manlets or betas? He seems to like disrespecting them but he's making himself look like a coward, should try with people his size
Yes,
Although Charles Xavier didn’t like being called ‘freaks who should be exterminated’ Sam and the x-men have squashed the beef peacefully (sam held pr. x down and slapped him repeatedly so fast that prof x couldn’t focus and cried).
Yes and FishTank isn't even good. Even the fags who make edits of it can't make the forced bullshit entertaining. Though I do respect him for being able to hustle the fuck out of his autistic zoom zooms. Dude must be making a fortune.
Who?
>a literal nobody saying "who" to someone famous on the website (that you post on)
fucking pathetic holy shit xD want some reddit gold?
asked?
"who? asked?"
i bet you own 3 pop-its and 100 among us shirts.
so?
What do you mean so, what im tryna say is you're annoying as shit and probably look like picrel
you look like that
huh?
> Idol worship
Turn 360 degrees and walk away moron
>360
that's not how it works buddy boy
Fuck off newfag
that's not how it works either bucko
newfag.
Being this new. Oh sweet summer child...
>being so new that you fall for the bait of the bait
Yeah it is summer isn’t
It's officially summer
Checked
You can't be this stupid, summer boy.
I'm more famous, I make basedaks edits (like 2 or 3). Redditors ARE NOT famous, thay are cancer. Don't talk about them.
>someone famous on the website
I concur, only this shithole can praise unfunny weirdos like in OP’s pic.
Holy shit what a dickrider, embarrassing.
That pic is the average MDE fan who spends money on subscriptions
are hyde fans usually this embarassing?
yes
The nuwave of Sam Hyde fans who use him as a surrogate daddy are easily the cringiest people on this website. They're all under 19 too.
resurgance fans are insufferable
Sam what are you doing here? Dont you have an idubbz themed gooning session shceduled for the next 5 hours?
>0.034 hyde coins have been deposited into your account
Samir al-heyyed is the current head of isis
He holds multiple passports and is licensed in boxing, gun use, and beating women
The ghost of Kiev
He is directly responsible for the Boston bombings
Oswald was a scapegoat in Sam’s 5D chess
He is Hitlers right hand man
9/11? More like hyde 11
Barack Obama, Donald Trump, Xi jinping, Putin and Imran Khan are his blood descendants from the dozens of children he’s left across the world who happened to reach key positions of power
His goals: the complete and utter destruction of *ack*
offcycle and doesnt train as much, sad
>roiding for this
LOL
hrt
charls
who?
nice calves
I’m just happy to see him and Charls smile in each other’s presence again.
Those hairlines
IST user meets IST user
I want Charls' shoes
I love these little bros like you wouldn’t believe.
if he tried he could have abs
Sam just shifted that guy's paradigm
what happened to his face?
why is sam always mingling with manlets or betas? He seems to like disrespecting them but he's making himself look like a coward, should try with people his size
>doesn’t know who Charls is
Newfag gtfo
behead those who insult charls
hate charls so much. he sucks. he's not funny. now he's a bald gay. whined his way on to mde2 after crying like a gay. charlsfags are even worse
>Death Grips - The Money Store
did charls and same make up?
Yes,
Although Charles Xavier didn’t like being called ‘freaks who should be exterminated’ Sam and the x-men have squashed the beef peacefully (sam held pr. x down and slapped him repeatedly so fast that prof x couldn’t focus and cried).
sam hyde is kpop idolatry for edgy teens
tiny legs
>Those calves
Damn bro
Imagine if Sam actually tried to look good instead of being an ogre
Look at his hairline. It’s been over for a while now. He fell for the bloatmax meme.
Looking like a disgusting ogre voluntarily is funnier though
anyone else tired of this gay? apart from fishtank it's only been shitty podcasts for the past few years
Nu Sam pales in comparison to NEET Sam (Terry Rimmer)
Nick > Sam
Yes and FishTank isn't even good. Even the fags who make edits of it can't make the forced bullshit entertaining. Though I do respect him for being able to hustle the fuck out of his autistic zoom zooms. Dude must be making a fortune.
off the juice
Prolly off his trts
Didn’t he do some retarded cycle involving HGH with no research and enlarge his head?
No, he's been on TRT since 2017 and he did a short deca cycle before the boxing match. He just has a massive fucking head naturally