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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The only reason anyone likes this guy or listens to him is because he’s 6’5. If he was even 5’11 he would kill himself immediately

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Legit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This. People would bring up the fact that he’s almost 40 with no wife/gf or kids if he wasn’t 6’5

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He has a gf and side piece and kids with both. He just hides it from his fanbase so he can still frick young fan girls.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Tbf, its also probably the fact that his fans are autistic psychos that are not above stalking and harassing those close to him.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I used to think his fans actually might be pretty well off since he gives so much advice plus 90 percent of clips from him on youtube is him giving advice. After fishtank though his fans seem to be mentally unstable autistic simps. Sad

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >I used to think his fans actually might be pretty well off
              a good portion of them are which is how fishtank can survive

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Which makes it all the funnier that after season 1, he and Jet made an e-begging video in the form of "investment pitching". Especially when Nick like 2 weeks prior went on a rant about people shouldn't be signing onto obscure, non-tangible investments from dudes online.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          god those kids are going to be absolute fricking headcases ahahaha.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            His kids are also hapas

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              wmaf relationships should be forbidden by law, they are too dangerous

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                wfaf relationships can only be permitted if the women are hot

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              It's so fricking sad, Elliott could have been a total Chad if he worked out and didn't have his mental illness. Mayli was really good looking but she was terminally psychotic. Is that the common theme with hapas? I don't know, Markiplier turned out good and produced an iconic 'jak.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                oh yeah, I forgot about markiplier.
                He's obviously comfortable about his ethnic background, because he never talks about it

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Elliott could have also not been a complete shit person

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              It's so fricking sad, Elliott could have been a total Chad if he worked out and didn't have his mental illness. Mayli was really good looking but she was terminally psychotic. Is that the common theme with hapas? I don't know, Markiplier turned out good and produced an iconic 'jak.

              The first girl says more about how society has rejected aristocracy to a fault. How many people say they want wealth and success so they can give the “best life possible” to their kids? It’s admirable, but if you actually succeed, your kids will be cursed. All that’s available to them is to develop various neurosis and self hatreds for being born rich. And then they act out accordingly.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          jet take sams dick out of your mouth pls

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Thinks having annoying children and signing a contract to give away half of your shit is some coming of age life achievement

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >"Yes, Goy! Don't reproduce! Post on your indian kipup forum all day! Women are a waste of time and children are so annoying!"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      not really hes funny. too bad he uses it to scam kids kek. his skits are hillarious af tho

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He used to be funny and now he's just a brand.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          yup

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He's not that funny tbh. I get the feeling that when he makes fun of s o y culture, he's actually making fun of himself. Remember that he is a failed Adult Swim comedian, failed art student.
        He's just a tall roidtroony coping and sneeding about being a weirdo (also pedo? "the weak should fear the strong").

        Still, I think he makes some funny things sometimes, like when he deep fried funk pops, or when he had iDubbz over and he acted like a total loon and hired some woman (prostitute?) to act like his girlfriend, that was funny.

        He's just too full of himself, and deepy insecure, and you can tell

        https://i.imgur.com/vc9ddQt.jpg

        Good lord, he's almost as fat as boogie now

        I know you're baiting but there is a different between a bloated muscular stomach and a bloated fat stomach. But yeah he looks like shit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      everything dies including his relevance

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not true.
      I’m 6‘8 and nobody gives a shit. I might as well an hero

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I want you to win anon. You're capable a lot. I hope you find your inner power and live a great life.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody likes him even then, at most some 19 yo incels do

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      no we like him because he's literally insane, knows it, and leans into it for humor

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        homosexual

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Who's "we"? This guy hasn't been funny since my fiancé left me in 2017 and ruined my life.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >since my fiancé left me in 2017 and ruined my life.
          How'd she ruin your life, bro?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Her leaving me literally gave me PTSD and started my downfall into psychosis.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I'm so sorry

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No worries.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You doing somewhat better now at least?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No. Things have only gotten worse. I haven't been with a girl since she left and I've been a NEET for 5 years now.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No matter what happens, I believe in you and always will. You're going to make it. There's still plenty of time to turn things around, brother. You're going to make it.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks, bro. I appreciate the kind words. WAGMI.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >WAGMI
                Amen.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              PTSD from a breakup? Come on bro. You’re cracking up over something that might be traumatic but everyone experiences and lives through.

              do you not get it's a comedic schtick he's doing to look as disgusting as possible?

              Hilarious bit, I should take fitness advice from him.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              greentext that shit now homie

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    but why he told idubz to squat 200 lbs years ago?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he was trolling trying to get him to blow his knees out

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        ehrm you really can't blow out your knees at 200lb squat like it's almost impossible...

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          its easy if you look like this

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            cute twink
            link to the gay porno?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Oh you think so, moron? Ok watch this:
          *lifts barbell* *squats* hnnnnnnnnnnnnnghhhh- *snap* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            shit, someone get a doctor

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I herniated a disc warming up squatting just the bar. It's the motion moreso than the weight.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >I herniated a disc warming up squatting just the bar
            LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah. I assume it had been building for a while as I'd get tingling after deadlifts or squats. Very glad it snapped on warm up as i could put the bar back and lie down safely.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >200 pound squat
        >blow knees out

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he fell for the stronglifts meme back then

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks for bagholding. Now he's dumping on your ass

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Sam has always been a grifter, but his fanboys from the mde days and zoomers who look to him as a father figure will always defend him.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/QwSVgdw.png

        but why he told idubz to squat 200 lbs years ago?

        Based

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sam Hyde would still be very relevant today had World Peace not been cancelled. MDE was pretty damn good. But then again, had he not been a literal moronic neo-Nazi, that show most likely would've lasted at least a bit longer, but it might have ended up being cancelled later, likely after a second season. Nick Rochefort and Charls Carroll aren't neo-Nazis.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          how is sam a neo-nazi?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            He makes lots of Nazi memes and talks about Hitler a lot. He also seems to have legitimate anger issues. If he weren't a neo-Nazi and a legitimately more peaceful guy, he would be way more successful today.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Because hes not wienersucking the latest blue hair genderizing to expand the state of Dark Brandonburgenstein in israelite Kraine steel dossier
            PIPE BOMB EXPLOSION
            sexting scandal
            SNEAK

            Translation: many democrat iceberg memes to explain

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Sam Hyde predicted Nord Stream 2

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >his fanboys from the mde days and zoomers who look to him as a father figure will always defend him.
        glad I didnt become one of those
        he sold out big time and hangs around with some of the most degenerate freaks and I look and just wonder how it all fricked up so badly

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ESL momento
      Why did he tell*

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't it 2pl8

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I think initially in the interview IDubbbz said it was 200 pounds but later on in the interview Sam said it was 225. Below parallel of course

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Sam Hyde is a SS gay

    Kek no wonder he looks like shit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he literally says not to squat or deadlift. thats the complete opposite of ss

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Where?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          the video posted in the op

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          2:11

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        he was also telling someone to do stronglifts in the same video

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He says that very specifically in the context of someone trying to recover from herniated discs.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you must be a newbie, he did SS and texas method and gomad you fricking dumbass

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He literally says dont squat in the first 20 seconds

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Are you just dumb?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              He literally says dont squat in the first 20 seconds though

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you are mentally ill with a fragile ego like Sam Hyde, you should genuinely never touch any compound lift. Never touch a single ''big'' weight in your life. Go frick around with the smallest isolation machines.
    This guy has such an ego that he will lift only weights that he can barely lift off the ground and will cripple him for life if he makes one mistake.
    A lot of low IQ homosexuals in the gym are like that. If you're like that, don't do it. Your ego will not allow you to lift a weight you can reasonably and safely lift and progress normally. You will try to lift a weight you can't get off the ground and then do the moron shuffle as you cheat it up your knees and then you'll break your spine and lose all your progress.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      U sure bout that? https://youtube.com/shorts/xnlWJYzKsDw?si=9iEtSTbcFHZUT0_G

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes
        This was him when he started lifting and wasn't roided out of his mind yet.
        There is absolutely no reason to ever do a one rep max. You will not gain any strength from barely doing one rep when you could just lower the weight a little and do 50 reps over several sets. You're risking an injury for life for bragging rights, and bragging about what?
        >look at me!!!! I squat 3 plate!!!!!!
        but now Sam Hyde squats twice that so why the frick did this one rep max have to be recorded

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >There is absolutely no reason to ever do a one rep max.
          remember when that shit was absolutely normal? anyone giving stats would give their 1rm. many threads about breaking 1rm etc
          seems it was like that until about 2018

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            1 rep max are a cope
            It's just a way to inflate your numbers to have something to brag about, performed with bad form and cheating

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              this is a painful truth that is bitter to swallow but will make you stronger when you accept it.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              it was used and is still used as a metric for overall muscle development. if you have a 135lb squat its highly likely you dont have any leg development. Btw you're not supposed to1rm for training purposes. You're supposed to be around 90% max. Anything more is fricking moronic

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          homie, sam does not squat 6 plate. He is really fricking weak for his weight. He doesn't even squat 3 plate anymore, he had an issue with like 285 on fishtank.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Stop giving advice dunning kruger dipshit

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          this board is unrecognizable and crawling with dyels, no doubt you're the same guy shitting on powerlifters and hailing about ottermode

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sam hyde has such a shit bod. homie is tall enough to be an orc and has such a shit ass body.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Agreed on getting a coach, it's a small price to pay for something that lasts a lifetime.

    I think everyone can squat safely but if your back is already fricked then idk, maybe just stick to leg press and other machines.

    Sort of agree on deadlifts, some people just have a shitty build for them and a lot of the cues to keep your back straight and tight can frick them up. I still do them but I feel like I'm in the category of people who shouldn't be deadlifting, or should be doing sumo at least.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    sam has obviously failed as a man, he should consider transitioning

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ngl, unless you’re an extreme body builder there’s literally no reason to train legs in general. Have you ever seen a girl lust after a man’s quad? Lmao.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Have you ever seen a girl lust after a man’s quad? Lmao.
      yeah your sister when I pound her pussy so viciously with my 700lb squat her pussy bleeds for a week afterwords and then looks like she just shat out 3 jumbo sized kids

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Can you really squat 700 pounds?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          he's pointing out that having strong hips, back and legs make you better at fricking.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yes, my gf likes my ''thicc'' thighs and my ass, moreso my arms, girls prefer arms and shoulder broadness over the rest but they do like legs, not trex tier but to have nice legs is seen as attractive

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There's literally no reason to train anything, but yet we do

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      legs? Idk, but girls like a nice ass on a man

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        long hikes, long days in the bike saddle. no need to lift for a nice ass. I've got the perfect firm bubble butt and all I've done for it is 3-4000km of hiking/cycling a year. women have always been jealous of my ass, and when I had it long - silky smooth chest length hair (which I only bothered washing with $3/L shampoo)
        life is not as hard or expensive as your ~~*phone*~~ tells you it is

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >doing anything for women
      baka

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Women like a nice ass on a man

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >extreme body building is the only facet of human existence were you use your legs

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      post physique now

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        cope

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's scary that this is now the common opinion on this board

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is he on HGH

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      hes on steroids

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The squat is a natural resting position

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      pseudo science cope

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >pseudo science cope

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This should be illegal. Lifting while pregnant can damage the baby in very serious ways. These buttholes are only thinking of themselves.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I wont take fitness advise from people whose stomach extrudes way beyond their chest.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      how do I stomachmaxx?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I-Is he pregnant?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      His gut is so fricking big. For someone so educated and intelligent, I find it odd that he didn't go the classic physique route.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Classic physique didn’t exist when Mike Israetel started studying for his PhD and doing bodybuilding and working out in his mid 30s as a completely out of shape.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Verily I say unto you his blessed israeliteness israelite Israel is above all criticism as are all Gods chosen people by G-ds holy name YA GUEY
          HASHEMowitz

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he used to be obese he admits it in one of his videos

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    if you watch sam train on fishtank you can tell he doesn't know how to train and his coach also doesn't know how to train

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If you watch Sam talk for a couple of minutes you can tell he's legitimately moronic. I have no idea why you homosexuals worship him.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        because he makes leftists seethe

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The only people who listen to him are manlet incels who look up to him solely because he is 6’5

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Only a few American incels like him

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      and Sam's boxing trainer is some fat guy who runs a McDojo and can't fight for shit

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    more? she's kinda cute tho

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      human judy hopps

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you take advice from someone who isn't jacked

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >taking fitness advice from a guy who gets out of breath doing light bagwork

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nick won.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nick watches troony porn. He's gross.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sad.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he's 100% right for 30+ y/o lifters. No point in doing heavy squats or deadlifts unless you have a reason to (e.g. money).

    high rep squats are better for your spine and even cardio

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the heckin science unironically disproves him wholesale. heavy squatting into an advanced age is good for the joints.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >84 kg
    Yeah,on the moon maybe.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      real

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is that achievable natty?

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why does his voice sound so strange? Its like high pitched and shit wtf

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He has a point, squats and deadlifts are horrible for your joints and not much better ar building muscle

    Imagine fricking up your health over a gymcel meme. Just use the fricking machines

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Good lord, he's almost as fat as boogie now

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Boogie still has 200 pounds on Sam.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I love Sam Hydes old videos, but I don't know why anyone would take anything he says seriously. He's a fricking moron.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >He's a fricking moron.
      How?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Just an opinion. I've watched a few of his newer videos where he preaches at his audience, as well as some podcasts he's on. He comes off as an idiot who thinks he's the shit and takes himself too seriously, but then masks it poorly with humor. It doesn't help that he surrounds himself with people who literally never question him or bust his balls. Still love some of the shit he's done, but he just seems too far up his own ass.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          since they started streaming on youtube he has an entirely new audience mainly young guys who discovered him since the streams, all the questions he gets are this self-improvement redpill related stuff, i dont think he intended to cause that and he probably hates it since he used to (and still does) make fun of that, but takes up the responsibility to be a meme masculinity e-dad anyway.
          when he talks about a topic you know a lot about you can sometimes tell he doesn't know shit about it despite acting like he does, but its usually trying to steer people to some nuanced take on it while sounding arrogant

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >when he talks about a topic you know a lot about you can sometimes tell he doesn't know shit about it despite acting like he does
            The streams were pretty revealing, turns out the mde guys were only semi ironically paradying shit and it's pretty obvious they actually want nothing more than to become caricatures of all the stuff they made fun of.

            Sam = degenerate artsy edgelord
            Nick = status obsessed yuppie sleazebag
            charls = schizo druggie moron

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Charls
              Don't forget he went traveling to "find himself" and knocked up an arab b***h. She forced Charls to get back with Sam and Nick in order to make money.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              this is spot on. i had nick pegged but sam was a little bit harder. Charles seems the least homosexual to me.

              >Charls
              Don't forget he went traveling to "find himself" and knocked up an arab b***h. She forced Charls to get back with Sam and Nick in order to make money.

              he has a kid so i dont blame him for caving. Hes making money now with his streams

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Nick = status obsessed yuppie sleazebag
              Internet rumors and gossip have said he's also in an open relationship. He makes enough swinger jokes to where it seems plausible.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                He's basically a trust fund kid too. I saw a clip where he mentioned his car sales numbers and they weren't anything impressive lol. He cannot have afforded all the shit he claims to on just selling cars, I was making ~180k during that same period with very similar numbers, and your income fluctuates a lot in this industry so he was likely quoting his best. It's comfortable for sure but it's not enough to be flipping multimillion dollar homes like he claims to have been doing for the past decade. Always remember, his brother is a real estate agent, his father owned car dealerships, and he claimed his wife made 300k at one point. His "real estate" experience is a larp he's literally just a rich kid surrounded by other rich kids and he's more than likely overleveraged as frick.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                his construction exp is subbing out all the work. Just like all the other white guys do

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                His realtor advice is so unbelievably bad. I hope nobody actually listens to that moron

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >His realtor advice is so unbelievably bad.
                damn. what tidbits does nick usually give out?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                ok ill bite. Give an example

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He's not wrong. He fricked up. I'm pushing 40 and don't use steroids, and I do squat days twice a month because I get hangovers from it, if you do squats 3 times a week after 30 while not on steroids you're a moron

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Genuinely, will doing squats and deadlifts really give you such an immense improvement in gains that it's worth the possibly life-altering injuries that can be caused by improper form?
    I'm much happier doing an extra 10-20 minutes of exercises on back and leg days than I would be slipping a disc.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      exactly. Everyone missing the point

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      good point, and I am compelled to agree; if you're too fricking stupid to squat without hurting yourself, you shouldn't.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      people with low IQs should not exercise in general it's very dangerous for the mentally challenged

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I see how basketball is bad since you have to make sharp changes in direction
    But putting literal miles on my knees through running hasn't fricked my knees

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      haven't watched the video to see if he says anything about rooning being bad but you're generally right, rooning doesn't really frick up joints, though sports with a lot of quick lateral movement definitely will
      you really shouldn't be playing pick up basketball past a certain age (35? 40?) especially if you were inactive for a long period of time or you'll pull a tom segura https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ-lUlLjliI
      it also helps to not be a fat homosexual

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sammy is right about Deadlifts; there's no reason to do them more than once a week if that when you're getting into your late 20s.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who cares what this fat alcoholic anti social fake funny moron has to say ever
    Get saged Black person

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    squats are good if youre dyel chicken legs, worked great for me until they filled out. maintenance for squats is like a couple times a month at most. dumbbell lunges are superior for aesthetics though.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I am 6'1 and do exercise but I have to have a person help me through at it a hospital as an outpatient. Should I just kill myself for being so pathetic that I do hospital physiotherapy at age 20 like a loser who is too pathetic to deal with his pain conditions and anxiety?

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Once you're in your 30s heavy squats will frick you up. You can still do them but it's best to switch to hack squats for <9 reps.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >you can't deadlift and squat 5 times a week
    no shit. That's not a good reason to never do them either. Just get 20 working sets of both per week properly spaced out so they don't frick with each other and never go for heavy singles

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >20 working sets of deadlifts and squats a week

      That’s moronic

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    how the frick is this fat balding moron still relevant? Who's giving him money? what's he SELLING?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      idk, i never found him interesting. If he wasnt a rich kid he would be like every other loser.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        he was funny when I was like 15 and I get that but is that what he's doing? just saying slurs for the new generation of children?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          if he didnt have social media he would be that loser that works at a box factory.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            he's still a trust fund kid. He's never worked a day in his fricking life.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              thats what ends up happening to all successful peoples children. They end up being into "art". They are the ones that cause all the bullshit in the world.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                the internet was a cool place before rich kids showed up.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Black person the early internet was all rich kids and that's why it was good
                you're probably poor and brown and don't have thoughts besides reggaeton beats

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    skibidi chungus

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he's right tbh

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      if you're a fat guy with a fricked up back yeah, I agree.

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So glad he took time off from having abusive sex with his 16 year old fans to make this video

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >sam seething about being called a 'trust fund kid'
    lol
    lmao even

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So how the frick did this guy ever get an actual tv show and why do people keep caring ten years after he got cancelled?

    From everything I've seen he seems like the average schizo /misc/tard fatass.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >So how the frick did this guy ever get an actual tv show and...
      he's rich. He's just doing the Hasan Piker thing by being rich and running his mouth so that these lower-class schizo morons get all hard screaming "he's just like me fr" because he literally is just a fat moron running his mouth like a homosexual

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    People seriously pay this guy for life, career, financial, health, and fitness advice?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No I pay for Nick

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He is also on roids

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's over

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        How do I get like the Unit in the back? Can I get like him natty?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Just shave it bro

        You'll look like Jason Statham

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >You'll look like Jason Statham
          kek not with that gay alien israeli skull shape

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      holy frick he is looking rough there, how old is this pic?

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I only remember him when you gays bring him up.

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He is from the same town as patty hearst. Once you learn that everything falls into place.

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    sam hyde heard the burst and bought it

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is Sam Hyde moronic or is that a bit? He always says to get a skill, but does he actually have any?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he's a trust fund kid. Ofc he doesn't possess any skill. that's why all his friends are 17 year olds with co-dependency issues.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        no lol, the only thing he ever invested himself in was being le-artist but if you look up his art it's actually garbage. The art direction and cinematography for mde all came from the director (Andrew Ruse) btw, you can tell because his solo projects still have that style and nothing sam has made afterwards has it.

        Ah, thanks fellas. What's with his self-help grift these days? Is it all he can do to make money besides producing creatively bankrupt slop?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          people respond to self-help because there's a lot of terminally online types that haven't figured shit out yet and will take ANYTHING that smacks of a resolution/answer to all their questions. Shit they're really just responding to the confidence. It's the same mechanism that Jordon Peterson got famous on, the audience they cultivate didn't have a dad to teach them basicass shit and now that sam bellowed some nonsense about the gym they take it as gospel because they're starved for that energy.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Self-help is the most profitable industry in America. Don't mine the gold, sell the shovel.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      no lol, the only thing he ever invested himself in was being le-artist but if you look up his art it's actually garbage. The art direction and cinematography for mde all came from the director (Andrew Ruse) btw, you can tell because his solo projects still have that style and nothing sam has made afterwards has it.

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Yet another episode of IST dyels coping and moaning about le squat, le deadlift and le SS
    Y'all never stop amusing me lmao.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Yet another...
      sounds like you are more annoyed than amused anon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      sorry about your broke-dick lumbar, anon. Maybe if you adjust the little pillow on your chair you won't be so cranky.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Seethe more glassback tranime homosexual subhuman

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I don't have a glassback though, since I literally squat and diddy twice per week.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          sure, I believe you when you say that.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It literally doesn't matter what you believe, it's still going to be true.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >going to be
              told on urself.

              fricking thought so lmao

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >ESL can't into reading comprehension
                NGMI, senpai.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >gay anime posting moron doubling down on being a moron
                you told on urself. I know the truth. you're a dyel who's 'going to get on the program' any day now. Love to see it. I'm vindicated.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                browns and darker cant comprehend future tense or conditional hypotheticals

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >blahblahblah
                nah he's a fat guy who'll 'show us all' some day when he finally puts down the fork and gets ripped! any day now!

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >almost 1 hour his last (You)
                >dyel is still coping
                Maybe spend less time b***hing and more time lifting and you'll be a big boy like me some day, buddy.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >trying this hard
                if he told a fib you wouldn't have gotten this mad.

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Roiding for this is fricking hilarious

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sam in general just screams daddy issues, which explains why he surrounds himself with zoomers who also look like they have daddy issues.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      would you rather have abs, or be able to lift a fricking atlas stone?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Who gives a shit about lifting an arbitrary weight when you look like absolute bloated shit and repulse everyone around you?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          do you not get it's a comedic schtick he's doing to look as disgusting as possible?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >roiding 10 years to bench 230lbs

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        he can do neither. he squats the same I do (285) and I'm literally a whole foot shorter than him lmfao

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He looks like a israeli Big Lenny

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't Jet a literal troony chaser?

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sam needs to run into traffic.

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sam needs to suck me off.

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    dudes been blasting everything but the kitchen sink for 5 years and looks like that

    insanity

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I liked Sam's stuff when he was making funny videos, this latest bit of streaming and Fishtank is alright but I miss the "old days" of him posting them on /b/ and the bodybuildingworld forums (fun fact he got run off the board because people said they were Tim n Eric ripoffs). World Peace was good fun but with how the recent skits have been I doubt 2 is going to top it.

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    does t his ding dong still live in fall river?

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He use to not be so bloated

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He actually looks pretty attractive. Very different looking person.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        ogremaxxed gooncel

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >total twink death
          He definitely got his bussy blown out when he was younger and le ebin intelligent tough guy act is all a cope.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          jesus christ what the frick kind of radioactive fallout did he order from pripyat?

          I would've fricked the shit out of his twink ass.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/xbf9SAe.jpg

      ogremaxxed gooncel

      jesus christ what the frick kind of radioactive fallout did he order from pripyat?

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even care for Sam and I haven't watched him in about 5 years but 90% of the comments on here are from a couple psychotic discord troons and israeli kids samegayging. They will troll the board 24/7 looking for sam threads to trash him in. They mainly seethe because Sam had the gall to talk about the JQ while having a show on adultswim. And they will seethe and slander him until the end of time.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The criticisms are for how Sam is now, no-one was shit talking world peace. Also, stop letting trannies and israelites live rent-free in your head.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >no-one was shit talking world peace.
        World Peace was going to have a second season. They already made the scripts for the episodes. Leftists started screeching and got the show cancelled.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What I meant was nobody ITT was shit talking World Peace

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It was going to have a second season but Sam admitted on multiple livestreams and in various posts that he fricked it up by being too annoying online and having a big ego, which was the same reason Charls cut him off for almost 7 years.

          WP being the "biggest show in [AS] history" also doesn't hold up because MDE already had a large following beforehand who will watch anything and everything Sam puts out regardless of quality. Those viewers numbers don't matter because people who watched WP won't watch anything else on the channel because it's not based redpill top kek own the libs shit.

          All Sam had to do was keep his mouth shut, not harass other Adult Swim crew on Twitter, and he would have been fine.

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What exercises can replace those lifts?

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sam is a kewl guy

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >10 seconds in and already a LOUD SO IT MUST BE FUNNY joke

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    sam hyde looks like a walking sack of mashed potatoes, why would I ever take his advice on anything fitness related?

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he looks disgusting and im sure most of /fit would mog him too. he legit looks disgusting and like attracts like. or like watches like.

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