Scrambled eggs anon here. Happy new year, I missed you

Scrambled eggs anon here.
Happy new year, I missed you

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    +PROTEÍNAS

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I havent had a gf since 2016

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I havent had a gf

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's depressing
      I speak the local language like a 2 year old and even then my last gf was 6 months ago
      My last date ended about 2 hours ago

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Me too, but mine died so it kind of fucked me up on relationships.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >but mine died so it kind of fucked me up on relationships.
        That's really lame unless you had kids
        The love of my life, my wife, and I, broke up forever a bit over a year ago
        I've dated about 6 girls since then
        I still miss her every day, but I know being with her is impossible, so letting that stop me is silly

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That's what you get for dating an American woman.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I've literally never dated an American (or white) woman in my life.
            My first girlfriend when I was 15 gave me yellow fever and I never bothered with non-asians after

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Then why is being with her impossible? I don't get it. Where was she from?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's impossible because even though I call her almost every day she never picks up
                Last time I saw her I brought her some of her stuff she left behind, to the value of about $400; all she did is shout at me and then get in a car and drive away
                She really doesn't like me anymore

                It's ironic because when we were together she was basically a yandere

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Where was she from
                Answer the question. I've never had a bitch in Asia act like this. You were dating some average looking (exotic to fat white guys), entitled westernized cunt.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                She lives in Japan (so do I). She's Japanese.
                I don't want to give any more details since I've posted on here before and don't want to build a big reputation with my stories

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                oh, damn

                I actually dated a Japanese girl and went to Japan to live with her for 2 months. She liked to hit me so I broke up with her after coming back home.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >She liked to hit me so I broke up with her after coming back home.
                Too many women don't realize how much stronger men are than them, so they do stupid shit like this
                The thing that gets me is even after hitting them back it takes a long time for it to sink in that they shouldn't poke bears

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    cook them some more next time

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't like em dry

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You don't know shit about cooking

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How are you taking pictures and posting them in prison?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ande vas con esa mierda del Mercadona. Fijo que los huevos son los peores que has podido encontrar, cabrón.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    imagine choosing scrambled eggs over omelette

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah dude you have to put 600 calories worth of cheese in or the meal is ruined

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >no you don't understand, you HAVE to put in Pasteurized Prepared Cheese Product™ for it to be a REAL omelette

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        nahhh, i eat 4 eggs with pepper and salt as my omelette, some mustard on top.
        Almost every day, could not be easier.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you're doing it wrong

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