Seen tons of threads here lately from anons saying they get frequent mires from milfs. I want to fuck a milf badly.

Seen tons of threads here lately from anons saying they get frequent mires from milfs. I want to fuck a milf badly. What are some lifts to attract milfs and how/where do I meet them? I'm 21, 5'10 and in decent shape. Not very handsome though

  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Find a cougar club/bar in your area and start there. Shouldn't be that hard with a little effort

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      what's a cougar?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        its a different name for a puma or a mountain lion

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Have you ever ehrm, "fucked around" with an animal before? Not even a cougar, just like farm animals or domesticated house pets? Seems like it might be a good test boost...

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Have you ever ehrm, "fucked around" with an animal before? Not even a cougar, just like farm animals or domesticated house pets? Seems like it might be a good test boost...
            I heard mares have insanely warm pussies and massage your cock with their massive clits, they also have insanely slimey pussies.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mountain lions are the most epic animal PLUS they’re fit af

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        A big and domesticable cat

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        older woman who likes to date young men

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've been hearing about these mystical "cougar bars" on this godforsaken site for almost a decade now and literally never encountered or heard about anything like it ever anywhere.

      At this point I am convinced it's just some made up ebin meme by virgins and not even an actual thing

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're only a thing in big cities & perhaps some more affluent towns in the 50k-100k range. (Areas where a woman who gets divorced presumably has swindled enough from their husband to live comfortably.)

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I live in a big city. I have visited a lot of other big cities in many different countries as well.

          Never ever did I encounter anything which could ever be called a cougar bar. Please name a single bar on the entire planet which is a cougar bar

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't live in ameriKKKa but in my 200k people city it's not uncommon to find places where older people hang around so that includes single and divorced older women as well, some places have a wide range of clientele like from 30 to 50
            hell we even have dance clubs for old folks these old motherfuckers love dancing

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >ameriKKKa
              You should be grateful you live in a first world you easy mode living retarded ass moron. Fuck off back to uganda or one of those afrikkkan countries (You were captured and sold by other morons not whites)

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >medigan reading comprension

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Cougars and retirement grannies/grandpas are not the same.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yiiikes retirement grannies fuuuark naaarrr

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >ameriKKKa

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just get bigger, live life and mature. You still got a couple of years until they start liking you. Age 25 ish is when it happens.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm 21, 5'10 and in decent shape.
    Are you ACTUALLY 5'10 though? Or are you, as per usual with dudes, rounding up by at least 2 inches? If so, that height in female inches is at least 6ft.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am 178cm, I actually don't speak retard units I had to use google to convert this for me. I don't lie up otherwise I would just claim 6ft

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >create a tinder account and set your age preference to 40+
    >take good pics of yourself and have a decent bio
    >be willing to drive 2 hours or so for milfs (small town milfsare the horniest bitches on earth)
    >if she messages you first, she wants the d.
    >if all else fails, try fetlife
    Bros, I fucked up. I had this 41yo mommy milker milf I was fucking last month who I could dump loads in any time I wanted as much as I wanted. I cut things off because I didn't wanna drive out 2 hours and she was getting clingy. Now that I got on TRT I can't stop thinking about her. I super liked her on Tinder praying she'll swipe right, forgive me, and I can get my mommy cock sleeve back. Seriously, OP, if/when you get your milf, don't let her go.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/VAaDwop.jpg

      when i was 24 i banged for 3 years non stop an old fat hag that loved to suck dick, she could go on for hours. i had fun with her as she was an interesting person, but she got way too clingy and psychotic, so i cut off, i banged her a few times again but she was lost. now she is full blown angry elder woman. ive had several matches with milfs but most of them were too retarded for my taste, as the other anon said, they use to get clingy as fuck. last week i matched with a petite and in shape 45 yo woman, her kids are grown adults and live abroad. im 100% sure she wants my dick, but she insists that she doesnt like meaningless sex and wants somehting like a relationship.
      heres some tips
      >look like a not so young adult, they like young but adult looking men, at least the non degenerates ones.
      >fit, check, but some of them go with the "the important thing is in the inside" bullshit, so if youre ugly you might score
      >clothes of full druggie or business man, theres no middle ground, it depends of the cougars taste. i suggest you mix photos
      >be rough but comfy, cougars like real man but if they go for a younger man they also like the bit of nonsense/tenderness of a teenager
      >fucking love bombing them, but be subtle about it, just guide them softly to love you
      >be interested in their shit, they talk for hours because nobody pays attention to them, this gives you 100000 points
      >have little details with them, learn what they like and give it casually to them
      >when you make plans YOU decide what to do, she only decides to join
      >golden tip: dont get involved with their family or friends, they are the devil
      >dont over compliment, just in key ocassions, and do it casually that way it has way more effect (love bombing)
      >establish rules and ask her what conditions she wants, this will save you headaches
      the best sex i had was with mature women, also, its not true that after giving birth the pussy gets loose, it depends of the woman. just be safe from psychos.

      based milf advice bruh

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're a slave to your passions, anon. Should've never played this ungodly game of lust.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shut the fuck up moralistfag. OP just wants to get his dick wet

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Do you you even know why morals exist? It's not out of blind obedience to God, but to prevent self-destruction. When you corrupt the soul, you corrupt the ability to reason. Continue to whore around all you want, but maybe one day you'll notice how all of your problems in life are caused by your lack of restraint.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            That’s a pretty broad claim to make
            I pretty much rebound on a monthly basis to my first fling, I may consider it a problem when I get older or she dies but it isn’t one now.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/gB15qju.jpg

        Do you you even know why morals exist? It's not out of blind obedience to God, but to prevent self-destruction. When you corrupt the soul, you corrupt the ability to reason. Continue to whore around all you want, but maybe one day you'll notice how all of your problems in life are caused by your lack of restraint.

        The most based man on this God forsaken board. Listen to him

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/gB15qju.jpg

        Do you you even know why morals exist? It's not out of blind obedience to God, but to prevent self-destruction. When you corrupt the soul, you corrupt the ability to reason. Continue to whore around all you want, but maybe one day you'll notice how all of your problems in life are caused by your lack of restraint.

        Blessed Platonist/Christian posts.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"Oh Lord, let me be chaste -- but not yet!"

        Young sensually indulgent St. Augustine of Hippo, (5th c. A.D. | Feast day 28th August)

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/gB15qju.jpg

        Do you you even know why morals exist? It's not out of blind obedience to God, but to prevent self-destruction. When you corrupt the soul, you corrupt the ability to reason. Continue to whore around all you want, but maybe one day you'll notice how all of your problems in life are caused by your lack of restraint.

        https://i.imgur.com/v24E2mf.jpg

        >"Oh Lord, let me be chaste -- but not yet!"

        Young sensually indulgent St. Augustine of Hippo, (5th c. A.D. | Feast day 28th August)

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    op here, i never had sex before btw

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    when i was 24 i banged for 3 years non stop an old fat hag that loved to suck dick, she could go on for hours. i had fun with her as she was an interesting person, but she got way too clingy and psychotic, so i cut off, i banged her a few times again but she was lost. now she is full blown angry elder woman. ive had several matches with milfs but most of them were too retarded for my taste, as the other anon said, they use to get clingy as fuck. last week i matched with a petite and in shape 45 yo woman, her kids are grown adults and live abroad. im 100% sure she wants my dick, but she insists that she doesnt like meaningless sex and wants somehting like a relationship.
    heres some tips
    >look like a not so young adult, they like young but adult looking men, at least the non degenerates ones.
    >fit, check, but some of them go with the "the important thing is in the inside" bullshit, so if youre ugly you might score
    >clothes of full druggie or business man, theres no middle ground, it depends of the cougars taste. i suggest you mix photos
    >be rough but comfy, cougars like real man but if they go for a younger man they also like the bit of nonsense/tenderness of a teenager
    >fucking love bombing them, but be subtle about it, just guide them softly to love you
    >be interested in their shit, they talk for hours because nobody pays attention to them, this gives you 100000 points
    >have little details with them, learn what they like and give it casually to them
    >when you make plans YOU decide what to do, she only decides to join
    >golden tip: dont get involved with their family or friends, they are the devil
    >dont over compliment, just in key ocassions, and do it casually that way it has way more effect (love bombing)
    >establish rules and ask her what conditions she wants, this will save you headaches
    the best sex i had was with mature women, also, its not true that after giving birth the pussy gets loose, it depends of the woman. just be safe from psychos.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      while I do not have any interest in having sex with middle aged women, I do appreciate you taking the time to share your information with us.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Milfs are for people who want a mommy, who are trash at sex and can't get young girls. Copers want a milf who knows what she wants in bed because they don't know how to lead the interaction. So they want mommy to take charge and they don't have to have the responsibility. Young girls aren't dead fishes in bed, yall just don't know wtf to do and because the girls have no direction they just lay there. When yall fuck yall are the producer, the script writer, the prop hand, the stage hand, the director and the lead actor of this scene. The woman is just the lead actress, but if the movie direction is shit, she doesn't know wtf to do. So once yall start leading the interaction all the shit milfs do she will also do. Cause the milf had someone show her the ropes when she was young. So don't listen to these copers wanting a mommy to lead sex for them, and getting woman past their prime so they're desperate. Actually get good at sex and fuck some tight, young, prime dicky.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      > Milfs are for people who want a mommy, who are trash at sex and can't get young girls
      Based just like me fr fr

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >yall

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Grow out your hair. I get 40-50 year old women catcalling me and wanting to play with my hair

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Milfs are pointless unless they want to get knocked up again.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Milfs are for pure lustful pleasure unless they're under 40yo and willing/divorced/ single, hot and willing to breed.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    A surprising number of older black ladies take very good care of themselves, they are very available if you're a strapping young man.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go to a yoga class

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