Serious question

What lifts will let me throw women like ragdolls during sex?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Deadlifts, ab exercises.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Back legs core, so front squats

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically zercher squats are the only thing you need for the OP pic.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't try. I told this guy like four times and he still asks this question. I think it's a meme at this point.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I’ve done this multiple times with my gf and I’m 6ft 175 lbs. It’s not hard you weak bitch

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he means don't waste your time giving actual advice because this is a meme thread. it's not hard to comprehend you lanky moron

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is sex like bros?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Smelly. Most women don't clean themselves properly.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lot of men don't either you'd be surprised at the amount of men that think soap is bad for you.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no eggs

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Haven’t showered in two weeks. My hair is a little greasy but I have no body odor. Mostly because the quality of water in my area is shit and I don’t want to take a poison shower.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Learn how to take a sponge bath. You definitely do have BO

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The smell is one of the best parts

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This, I wish someone had told me this before to set my expectations.

        Try to get them to shower or clean before. I do. They don't. Wtf, women

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's like spelunking

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      annoying after a while tbh, just don't cope with fapping like a retard tho.
      mostly for me is just trying to find the perfect fit/position during seggs bc i'm pretty wide and a recovering coomer so i find it hard to get stimulated enough

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tbh my favorite part is getting her off and her reaction, I can just wank if I want to coom

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Honto me too anon. Its easy for me to just rub one out in five minutes if I wanted to. But working hard on her and hearing all then squeaks and moans followed by twitches and spasms makes me feel good. Plus its a great workout

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds like heaven. I just wanna make a girl happy bros…

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You make the girl happy by making yourself happy, work on yourself.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I know man, that’s why I’m on this board not LULZ. I’m 19 and I had that once and I want that feeling again. I’ll make it but it’s gonna take time.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Like science fiction. It seems real but it's it's not, it's all a massive ruse and a big lie.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I had an idea for a movie based on the premise "nobody has ever actually had sexual intercourse, but nobody will admit it". Couples pass out before penetration and then wake up assuming they did it. Later a literal stork arrives to deliver a baby. Porn is all CGI and life sized sex toys. Some incel schizo finds out the truth, but people just mock him for being a virgin and won't admit that they also have never had sex.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds cool. You could perhaps write a novella on it, bit easier than a movie.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i knew it!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Different per girl. Some are warmer, some are wetter, most feel good. Don't go raw, because you'll never want to go back to condoms.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I did that when i was younger. I regret nothing cause i never had sex again after that.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't remember anymore

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So it's like you're a virgin again. Nice

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Same lol. I used to jerk off to the memory, but now I can't. If I try really hard I can vaguely remember the physical sensations, but not really. I do remember the fact that it gave me a crazy headbuzz in a really good way. It's like I was extremely focused but also extremely dizzy. Instincts just completely take over and we just have a lot of fun exploring each other.

        I WILL meet someone this year
        I WILL form a genuine connection with them
        I WILL remember what intimacy feels like

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I always imagine myself to be this guy so it's always fun

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Watch the movie gay
        Also get yaself a mirror you can look at while fucking a woman.You can keep an eye on your form and check yourself out while at it. Egotisitical yes, Lots of fun yes.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >keep an eye on your form
          1 set of strict-form vaginal thrusts to failure

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      overrated tbh

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Wet, sweaty, exhausting, smelly, messy
      If you do it right

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >sweaty, exhausting
        Fatty detected.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its good
      feels nice and sometimes you even love the girl

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s transcending,when you’re doing it nothing else matters at the moment.your mind goes completely into a different wavelength you focus on nothing at all and are in tuned with the woman.it’s like you become a single entity for the duration of the act.the pussy is very warm almost hot and tight.most of the feeling isn’t in the private area but the aura you two create,it is a experience.it’s like eating a nice meal in a beautiful restaurant and when you look out the window and see a wonderful view with harmonic music in the ambiance compared to eating a bag of grease at home.

      You pay attention to the girl,she’s unpredictable and when she moves she creates a different sensation.when she rides you are at her will surrendered to her whims with little control of what happens. And the mystery of her next move brings that much more joy.

      After sex you feel confident and upbeat,your mood changes and your thinking changes drastically.depending on how well the session went this elevated feeling will last a week or more.you make firmer decisions and since your brain is operating at a higher function you are looking at the world though a higher perspective and give off a positive energy. Girls will smile at you and dudes will also smile at you. Your body language lets everyone else know you’re the stuff.

      It’s wonderful,sex is life and when I was a wizard I never though I would be so different after having it.I hung up the hat and wand when I stuck it in.

      I hope all of you bros that never got it will get it at least for the one time is it truly is a highlight of the human experience.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Autistic but very true.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        holy fuck im missing on this and theres nothing I can do about it...

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There’s always something you can do about it bro.there’s a way you just have to feel your fears and do it anyway.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            im like this guy

            not ugly, fems do look at me but I avoid social interaction/confrontation at all cost
            my work is very important to me

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's overrated, stop fucking lying moron.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          t. has never had good sex

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks, I just hit a virgin rage fueled PR.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've never felt this fucking hookers, perhaps I should just give it up and go full ironpill

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this is the equivalent of:
        >i haven't coomed in 14 days and people respect me more and women look at me n sheeit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        people will get triggered or act like you're just trolling or fucking around but this is all true. a big part of it is probably the test boost you get from not only having sex but having great sex

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is basically what sex should be. It's even better when the two of you are in love and intending to create a new human and you blast your load into her pussy. That said, hookup sex won't be like this. It's basically fapping with another person after an egregiously long build up.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >That said, hookup sex won't be like this. It's basically fapping with another person after an egregiously long build up.
          it's not the same for everyone

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        True for great sex

        >sex with some unknown girl pulled at a bar

        [...]
        >sex with someone you love and respect
        learn the difference anons, its huge

        I had that feeling the first time with a girl a few nights ago. And with a longtime fwb

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lemme guess you are uncircumsized

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This has not been my experience. It feels good yes but you seem to be overrating it alot. Maybe it's because my foreskin has been cut off, idk bro.

          Just regrow it bros. Literally passive gains that have made a world of difference for me.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Absolutely true.
        Anyone who says sex is overrated, boring etc. either never had sex, or never had sex with someone they truly loved.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Very based. Sex with the desire for creation is the Pinnacle human experience.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            witnessed

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Witness you back

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is the most virgin shitpost ive ever read in my entire life.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This has not been my experience. It feels good yes but you seem to be overrating it alot. Maybe it's because my foreskin has been cut off, idk bro.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Also it could be because I'm a 5.5 inch dicklet.

        Maybe you have a huge 8 inch dick and it makes it more enjoyable? Why haven't I experienced this during sex wtf I'm having an existential crisis right now.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I paused halfway through this and I still read it all WHY

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This. After the first time, you're truly a different person. Way, way more confident and happy.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not aboveposter but I've had my first time fucking a mentally ill e girl with pierced nipples raw the first time we met each other. Sex was shit and I did not get anything out of it

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >mentally ill e girl with pierced nipples
            >raw
            >I did not get anything out of it
            Consider yourself lucky

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Kek, was also scared for a few days but my dick is still there so it's alright.
              Also she had this ocd like obsession with taking contraceptives to not get pregnant so thats alright

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >t. 16 year old with his first gf
        You grow out of this naive mindset after you have your heart shattered

        https://i.imgur.com/IbDMmoO.png

        What is sex like bros?

        Its ok but arguably not worth the effort unless the girl is otherwise beneficial in your life. No real point keeping a woman around if sex is all she can do for you unless money and time are entirely expendable for you

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >she’s unpredictable and when she moves she creates a different sensation

        >Meanwhile in reality
        Ok honey lay on your back.
        Ok honey turn to the side.
        Ok honey get on top.

        Girls dont move a lot during sex and the fact that they expect you to get them off with your hands make it feel like a chore some days.
        After sex, they expect you to be a lazy bed person and stay in bed for 10 hours doing nothing.

        Strive to place yourself in a position where women are attracted to you. Having sex for the first time is a good checkpoint in your life.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A part of me just wanted to live in blissful ignorance, to just believe that sex is overrated. Why did you have to tell me these things anon.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        delete

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        virgin

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        late reply but let me chime in. this is a bit of a cope. sex is great or at least can be, but the best part is the emotional connection with a good woman. having someone you care about and who cares about you makes a world of a difference. just sex alone can't guarantee that

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s really fun and it’s also nice when the girl is thanking you after and can’t stop kissing and cuddling you

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fuck that sounds awesome

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've made multiple women cry with joy after violently shaking and squirting. Shit is so empowering.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do they still thank you if you do weird shit like choke them, lick their armpits or sit on their face and make them lick your butthole?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they thank you harder

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gross and annoying
      It feels just as good as a good wank but requires 30x the effort and takes too long
      Bodily fluids are disgusting
      It's a lot of pressure because you're basically putting on a show for some girl and god forbid if you don't do something right and every friend of hers and everyone they know is going to be in on it by morning
      Foreplay is annoying
      The inside of the vagina feels like the inside of a squid
      The true benefit from it comes from the validation of knowing you were genetically attractive enough for a girl to seek out your penis

      t.ex wizard that didn't lose his virginity until his 30s

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >t.ex wizard that didn't lose his virginity until his 30s
        Yeah we could tell

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It feels just as good as a good wank but requires 30x the effort and takes too long
        this is only the case if you are fucking ugly/average looking girls

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just get a flashlight if you’re going to be selfish

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >sex with some unknown girl pulled at a bar

        It’s transcending,when you’re doing it nothing else matters at the moment.your mind goes completely into a different wavelength you focus on nothing at all and are in tuned with the woman.it’s like you become a single entity for the duration of the act.the pussy is very warm almost hot and tight.most of the feeling isn’t in the private area but the aura you two create,it is a experience.it’s like eating a nice meal in a beautiful restaurant and when you look out the window and see a wonderful view with harmonic music in the ambiance compared to eating a bag of grease at home.

        You pay attention to the girl,she’s unpredictable and when she moves she creates a different sensation.when she rides you are at her will surrendered to her whims with little control of what happens. And the mystery of her next move brings that much more joy.

        After sex you feel confident and upbeat,your mood changes and your thinking changes drastically.depending on how well the session went this elevated feeling will last a week or more.you make firmer decisions and since your brain is operating at a higher function you are looking at the world though a higher perspective and give off a positive energy. Girls will smile at you and dudes will also smile at you. Your body language lets everyone else know you’re the stuff.

        It’s wonderful,sex is life and when I was a wizard I never though I would be so different after having it.I hung up the hat and wand when I stuck it in.

        I hope all of you bros that never got it will get it at least for the one time is it truly is a highlight of the human experience.

        >sex with someone you love and respect
        learn the difference anons, its huge

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The one I had the most times with I met in the gym. We had a few words and I walked away and then later she came up to me and asked for my number. She was a nice girl and was very hot but I just don't see sex as being worth the bother when I could be doing something important or posting on imageboards.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This anon knows, pairbonding will always trump casual flings

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This is virgin tier understanding of sex. Either case could be true.

          You could have mind blowing casual sex that's intense and passionate and long.
          You could have dry, short, passionless sex with somebody you "love"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's alright but the best part is cuddling straight after. Obviously you can't really do this with random hookups which are overrated in my experience

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most pussy is so loose, you have an easier time cumming with your hand.
      The act of cumming itself is less good.
      The satisfaction of pumping a woman though, it is rewarding on some primal level.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I remember when my ex was red faced when I was thrusting her really hard and fast
        Some sort of primal instinct took over when I saw the expression on her face and I started going even faster and harder

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gooey
      Nice asses feel great on my crotch area during doggy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know im 40 and I never had sex

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how ugly are you?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          not ugly, fems do look at me but I avoid social interaction/confrontation at all cost
          my work is very important to me

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >my work is very important to me
            I will never understand this mindset.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What is your work exactly?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Female Body Inspector

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm confused why did this get so many replies.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      imagine masturbating, but with a warm hand that has more fingers

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wish I knew

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is the walker for dips or something?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yes

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I wish I knew, I wish I knew
        >I wish I knew, I wish I knew
        >How to love you

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i fucked like a bunny in my teens, now I'm 23 and sexless for 3 years. I don't miss it, but you should try it if you haven't

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think it depends on how hot the girl is and how well you two resonate.

      hit on both of those two and it's amazing.

      miss on the second one and it can be pretty fun and exhilarating.

      if the girl isn't hot it isn't fun. it will be a lot more fun than masturbating naturally but based on a couple of mediocre encounters of mine, the disgust overpowers any enjoyment.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      awesome when its with someone new and cooming inside a girl unprotected is the best feeling outside of heroin
      that said its a complete drag and chore with long term partners and fapping is a better use of time. i havent fucked my wife in almost a year and i really dont miss it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >havent fucked my wife in almost a year
        how fat is she?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What's heroin like?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kinda Pointless unless there is actual intamicy. One night stands with bitches felt hollow and gay. Doing it with someone you want to actually be with is a lot of fun and very fufilling.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah "just fucking" is transactional, bust a nut

        Sex with someone you love is life changing

        Sex with the woman you are married to is how you start a family

        You should get married to the woman that you love

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Preach anon preach!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's pretty good, but it's not the purpose of life really

      Literally a way to make babies

      Some people think too much about it

      To the detriment of other aspects of life

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's really not fun. I haven't even pursued sex in a year. Don't worry about it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Overrated. Different but not better than jerking off. Fleshlights are more pleasurable in the dick. I literally have to turn on the coomer mindset to cum, otherwise I can stay hard without feeling anything particularly nice (which is good for my bitch because I can go at it for hours).

      It gets old really quick.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's so good it's why people do cardio

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you're both in love, it's a feeling so amazing it's indescribable, much like trying to explain a nightmare you had. You can tell somebody how it happened, but to truly understand, they have to experience it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You mean they would have to fuck your girl to know what you're talking about?

        >captcha:N22RAW

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm asking the same bro. The sad part is thar after years of self improvement I'm above average and still i have trouble even asking girls out.

      Fuck my childhood traumas and awful development as an obese bullied son of abusers.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >still i have trouble even asking girls out.
        Don't be too sad anon, you can be like this even without childhood trauma.
        t. have asked out one(1) girl in my life, 27yo

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      boring, takes too long and it's too messy. sex should only be for procreation, for pleasure just have a quick wank, it's a better use of your time.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Your mind on https://efficiencyiseverything.com/

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      like sticking your peepee in a bag of sand

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Overrated if you're not in love with them, I know it sounds cringe but it's true from my experiences. Casual sex is literally just filling a hole until you get off. Having sex with someone you care about is a lot of fun. On top of that, if she cares about your pleasure then it's literally heaven, but make sure you take care of her first.

      Just my two cents, everyone's experience is different.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Like fapping with a talking fleshlight

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ideally, have sex with a woman you love or at least care about. Because for me, there was nothing more depressing than fucking a woman I had zero feelings for. I couldn't keep fucking her because I felt guilty, and instead just switched to using her as a fucktoy that gave me blowjobs and footjobs 24/7. Shit was cash.

      What I'm trying to say is: The sheer intimacy and warmth of sex feels warped if you're doing it with someone you don't care about.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I actually had this same reaction
        I tried to have sex with a prostitute at 23
        I couldn’t get hard and I tried sticking it in
        But no dice ended up just sucking her tits
        Fast forward to my first gf 4 years later could actually get hard and have sex with her
        But I could never but with her because she ironically looked and talked like the prostitute
        I had tried to have sex which was a huge turn off plus the fact that she started to get old lady face at 31 also kept me from busting

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Am i having a stroke or are you an illiterate moron?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fleshlights are better than pussy on god frfr do NOT reply to me i do not care

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It feels like bliss after doing it and you cuddle together and really feel like a couple. It was years ago for me tho

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      overrated

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you just use apps and have no social skills, you will end up with girls less attractive than you and its honestly annoying if they get clingy and don't want to leave. Most girls are really bad at sex, especially the ones who sleep around a lot and think that means "experience"

      Try to find a gf and thats a better indicator of your autism and progress. You will get a lot more experience and fulfillment

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I honestly liked the cuddling that happened before and after the sex more than the act itself
      Also sleeping with a warm body under some warm sheets felt amazing even when were wearing pajamas
      Even stuff like having her jump on my arms and making out in the mall was a far more enjoyable experience

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I honestly liked the cuddling that happened before and after the sex more than the act itself
        Same here.
        But more specifically I loved the kissing. Nothing beats deep french kissing. I interestingly lost my virginity and had my first kiss in the same night, so I had no idea what to expect of either. The kissing beat my expectations, sex did not.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly cuddling and kissing is better

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      imma be real with you senpai sex is mid. huggles cuddles and snuggles are the real shit. lifting the blankie when she comes in and then she crawls in under with you better than 90% of the nuts I busted but still could not compete with like the lowest 40% of record breaking cooms or gamer moment cooms.

      Some say that sex is underrated and that some aren't doing it right and I would agree on both levels. Most people don't know how to make fuck and sex is super over hyped because it's used to sell you shit you don't need. HOWEVER when you get someone who knows what they want and they can understand what you want/like holy shit those nutttts like those nuttts are where I get where the term "I love you" come from. Like you nuttt so good and get pussy drunk like it's the only logical next step to lock down the next time you can nuttt like that. Not some post nut clarity where it's like you were starving and you finally ate it is the literal opposite of that.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's like flapping but way more work. The only saving grace is being able to smash your face between her sweaty titties.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      basically, you push your dick in and at the enterence past the flaps its like a seal, you push through then it kinda sucks your dick in, like an airlock for a fuckin spaceship. If you're with someone you love, no condom its fucking amazing, especially missionary where you can slowly build up, push the tip in a little bit whilst kissing etc, inside its like a warm wet hug, wetness is thicker than precum and its also surprisingly warm, like when you get clothes out of the dryer you wanna just hug the fuck out of the pile because it feels so nice and warm, thats what your dick is like, it just feels right. When you fuck you also release oxytocin which makes it so that you feel a connection with that person, also physical touch releases this and because sex is so passionate and personal its like you bind your souls together in that moment, you become one entity, idk how to explain. If you're just fucking some cheap slap with a condom on its meh, night and days difference. If you're fucking a girl you've dated a little bit then its exhilarating, its like you're conquering her, leaving your mark as you will be forever part of her history. Busting inside feels fantastic though, its so sensitive you can barely move and the sensation is like akin to being flashbanged on cod or something, you cant process anything else at all and then afterwards your brain is just drained and because the hormones are different than jacking off you feel a sense of comfort, like you've completed your mission and there is no guilt, cuddling afterwards feels so fucking good as well, its like it can heal your soul and literally fix you. I miss it. Idk why all relationships and experiences with girls have been shitty, past 6 I've dated have fucked me about, idk bros im gonna go lift now, I miss having someone there, I miss having someone who liked me, I just feel forgotten nowadays, dont even bother jerking off.

      Core work and lower back, legs help

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        *slag not slap

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sex with a grill you love is a drug. I got a taste 4 years ago and i feel like a heroin addict on withdrawal ever since. Best to have it and never lose it or to never experiance it at all. Once you pop you cant stop.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          pretty much, it is basically heroin, I just live in a mild constant state of frustration, especially when every girl I keep dating turns out to be a cunt it just makes it so much harder. I just want to find someone again, it doesn't ''just happen'' you have to find them, being alone is so peaceful though but the validation and the feeling you get its like all your worries melt away. The only second comparable feeling is when you're on a low dose of shrooms and you're coming back to reality and you just feel very zen, its a very base feeling where you just have total clarity, way more than jerking off clarity and it transfers into irl confidence as well I feel. The honeymoon period of a relationship now that is some whack ass shit, you're not sober, literally a drug and I need it again. Being on your own is okay but over time Im losing my marbles.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I know exactly how you feel. The craving for that feeling is whats driving me to improve myself. I just kinda wish all the girls i have a geniune connection with stopped having boyfriends.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Think porn, but 1000x less intensive and is over within 5 minutes unless you keep taking breaks to do foreplay instead or take meds to keep it going

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Like having your dick wrapped in a warm, slippery tight hole while hugging a warm body. S/He might moan, cry, or even scream depending on how hard you go in, how tight they are, and if you stimulate their clitoris or prostate. You have less control over your orgasm especially if they're not so tight, so orgasms can range from the most awesome feeling ever to so meh you wish you had just jacked off yourself.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Average weight of a woman is 170 before covid. Probably 190 now. Not worth trying to pick those hoggers up. Stop watching porn. You arent a porn star

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      t. double digit IQ understanding of statistics

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But the average weight of a woman I'll go out with is about 120.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >deads
    >running
    >heavy sandbag carries for time
    >heavy kb swings (heavy = 40kg and up)
    gf weights (lean) almost 3/4 of what i am (84kgs) and never had any problem with that
    also rember to stretch and improve hip mobility and avoid cramps so also no resistance type exercises that involve the legs before seggs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >stretch to improve mobility and to avoid cramps.
      This. Cramps is what you want to avoidduring sex. Drink plenty of water in addition to the stretching.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Cramps
        >AHHHHHH STOP FUCKING LAUGHING *massaging thighs *
        >AHHHHHHH ITS NOT FUCKING FUNNY
        >LMAOOOOOO
        >NOOOOOOOOOO GET THE FUCK AWAY LMAO

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Stretching before sex sounds hilarious

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >gf in the mood
        >heavy petting and kissing
        >taking her clothes off
        >"Just a second, babe"
        >down 2 liters of water and start stretching my hamstrings on the floor
        >4 minutes later
        >"Alright all done! Sex time!"

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You should probably eat a Kit Kat too, just to make sure your sorted out your blood glucose levels.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Deadlifts
    Squats
    Cleans
    Rows
    Curls
    OHP might be good if you want to really go wild with the girl

    Also, go for skinny women. It's not really about the weight, but griping fat women is hard

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just find a girl that fits your body size. If shes tiny its easy af, I mean shes holding half the weight with her hands around your neck. Cardio is pretty important for sex in general

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Cardio is pretty important for sex in general
      Can not be stated enough. Goes for both participants.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what is she's 6 inches taller than me and probably has 20lbs on me

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        then as the man, she holds you
        (or do amazon pose)

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I tried sexual intercourse with a woman a few weeks ago and I failed because I couldn't find the hole to put my dick in.

    It was dark, I was nervous and I struggled to keep it up because of stress and other shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just pick a anon hole, any hole

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    RDL because you need a strong lower back to pick her up.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Core, back, legs, and cardio. That's all you need for fucking.

    Emphasis on the cardio.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kettlebell swings
    Farmers walk

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Goblet squats and front squats (I realized this years ago when I was fucking ragdolling my 90 lb Asian gf in that seated->standing position that it felt like my warmup for leg day (which was 90lb x 20 goblet squats lol)

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the dyel standing missionary vs the chad standing 69

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Even in normal 69, I find it very hard to eat her out because her parts are reversed. The clit is suddenly very low and if I want to lick it my entire fucking nose will end inside of her. Maybe I'm just completely retarded, that's always a very strong possibility.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >my entire fucking nose will end inside of her
        Is this supposed to be bad?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Even in normal 69, I find it very hard to eat her out because her parts are reversed. The clit is suddenly very low and if I want to lick it my entire fucking nose will end inside of her. Maybe I'm just completely retarded, that's always a very strong possibility.

          >SNIFFFFF

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >if I want to lick it my entire fucking nose will end inside of her.
        Fucking garden gnomes, man

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I like to 69 because I prefer looking at underboob while getting a bj. Honestly I sort of just ignore the pussy. Maybe I'll blow on it or clap my fingers against it, but otherwise I'm too busy having sex with her face.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >onlyfans
      Someone is paying for the kind of drawings you would find on wikihow?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the virgin standing 69 (man feet down) vs the chad standing 69 (woman feet down)
      Fear the dick gobbler varbie

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >varbie
        you crossmorons need to get on the same page on whether or not these >women are juicing (they are, and they aren't varbies)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My dream is to fuck a girl like the one in the army greentop. The test and anavar would swell her clit to be like 3 inches and id suck it like a dick

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          straightest IST anon

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Literally gay with extra steps

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >sucking a womans dick makes you gay

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My dream is to fuck a girl like the one in the army greentop. The test and anavar would swell her clit to be like 3 inches and id suck it like a dick

        imagine getting raped by one and her riding your face with it haha

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wow 69 but worse

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eddie Hall would struggle to pick up the average 170-190 lb woman. Don't even bother trying if they are over 140.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >struggle to pick up the average 170-190 lb woman
      because he was holding back the urge to vomit?

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've done this since high school and back then I didn't even lift so any probably any average joe should be able to do this without any trouble or training.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most high school girls are only like 100-135 lbs. When they bloat up to 170-190 grown ass women you wouldn't be able to lift them

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >When they bloat up to 170-190 grown ass women you wouldn't be able to lift them
        I wouldn't even want to look at them

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, i'm over 30 and still do this to women. Don't know about you but i've done the same to some some tall girl that was 180 and there was no problem. Still any average guy should be able to do this but just lift more if you can't do it yet.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My gf is 140 when she's heavy. Pretty easy to pick up for at least a little while

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not having a fat girlfriend.
    >t. wife is 5'1", 32/23/35
    Seriously. Tiny women are best women. Like a fucking carnival ride in the bedroom. Fun for both him and her. Amazonians are breeding stock only.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sandbag lifts and carries would be most useful, but zercher deadlifts/squats/carries are more accessible.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Im a 5'5 manlet and ive fucked a few of my ex's in this position. Its better to do it against the wall it allows more force and better balance. Once you bang a girl like this she's in love with you forever btw. They never forget it. Especially if you coom in them and stare at them directly in the eyes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Once you bang a girl like this she's in love with you forever btw. They never forget it. Especially if you coom in them and stare at them directly in the eyes
      Noted.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Weights, I'm able to pickup any short caucasian that isn't a lardo and most asians under about 5'7.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just find a smaller woman. One time I banged this 5'1 Uruyguan woman. She was on top I was lying down. She got tired and I was able to pick her up and spin her around so I was on top of her again without taking my dick out of her. She was like "Oh, that was very good" in her south american accent. She sounded like Anton Chigurh

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ffs now I’m thinking of his face doing that with you

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ive had several hookups but none with someone I actually had a connection with, now you guys made me super jealous.....

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In the same boat anon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nothing to be jealous about. love isnt worth the hassle. the feeling of its absence after having it is magnitudes worse than the happiness while it lasts. it wont last. she will cheat, get jealous, posessive, resentful, or something. she'll spend her time trying to make you jealous or belittling you. ive never met a woman i can trust. not even my own mother. even she cheated.
      better to have loved and lost is cope. it really is better to have never loved at all, at least you dont know what the addiction feels like

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sex is not bad. i'm skinny and weak af but I have a big dick. close to 8" legit. so that makes women think it's like 10 inches. anyway, sex is mostly an ego thing for me. it's more mental satisfaction than physical. just whipping it out and dominating her with my satyr schlong

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My ex would cry after or during sex almost every time and not come back in the room for like an hour and it kind of made me not enjoy sex anymore

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > tfw you've had sex but never had great sex.

    It's doesn't feel that much different than being a virgin.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the best sex ive ever had was my first time and every time after that was completely utterly mediocre

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw literally every woman has complimented your cock and performance in sex
    I literally cannot bring myself to believe it, I was a virgin until 2 months away from 24 and have just been working off instinct and enthusiasm when in bed. I paid for sex at one point, lovely girl, and she even gave me extras that she usually charged extra for free.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Iktf, lost my virginity at 24 to an old hs ex. literally bottomed out on her my first time, felt pretty good.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ikr anon. Internet made it seem like sex is only embarassing and women don't enjoy it but i was surprised at how much my partner was enjoying it after a first few times. Turns out being healthy and fit goes a long way and taking advice from fat neck beards and sluts on the internet isn't the best idea.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this. this is exactly why i despise doomers and pessimists on this site. touch grass, to a certain extent, is good advice. go outside and socialize.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Hooker tells you she gave you extra treatment for free
      >Dumbass believes this

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Where I'm from sex work is legal, so much so they are able to tell you exactly what service you're paying for before you've even contacted them. Usually it's divided by Girlfriend Experience or Pornstar Experience, and then there's additional extras like anal, swallowing, or whatever else the girl is fine with.
        So yeah it was free, might of been "the first time's free" kind of thing to get me to go back, but still I didn't have to pay for what I knew was advertised as an extra.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What was your freebie?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            2 extra hours when I only paid for 45 mins and she specifically requested to swallow my cum. She was brazillian born so she had a lovely accent but she called cum milk so she was saying
            >I want to swallloow your miilllk

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Damn son that's a hell of a deal.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >2 extra hours
              >Wanting your cum
              Shit son, I think you made a hooker actually enjoy it

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                what's really crazy is I had another one ask me on a date while fucking her. I actually did go on the date and it was a nice coffee date, she even offered to pay for everything because in her words "I get paid a lot more" and then I got to fuck her for free.

                I have no idea what I'm doing right, if anything.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Lmfao she sees you as pathetic enough to be in a long term relationship with a prostitute. Kek she thinks you're a cuck unironically.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                eh maybe, but I declined any further dates. Nice girl, had fun.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This happens sometimes. Even whores catch feelings anon. I used to live in bangkok when i was 24. I fucked this one prostitute in a soapland spa and afterwards she gave me her number and i used to show up to her apt with a 6 pack and fuck and chill for free. She lived right next to the language school i was going to to keep my visa. So it happens sometimes people just click

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes they know their situation is fucked and they need a weak pathetic cuck beta loser to settle for them. Because anyone self respecting person wouldn't relationship a prostitute. If a hooker "falls for you" they just think you're pathetic and stupid enough to wife them up and take care of them.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                95% of prostitute clients are obese beer belly boomer men since good looking guys don't need to pay for pussy. Seeing a young fit guy is rare for them so they enjoy it more. Right after you she had to probably fuck some fat old geezer and went back to hating her life.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                2 extra hours when I only paid for 45 mins and she specifically requested to swallow my cum. She was brazillian born so she had a lovely accent but she called cum milk so she was saying
                >I want to swallloow your miilllk

                She's a succubus. You gave her the freebie.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Australia?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            that's the one

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Company puts item on "sale" from high price
          >"Sale" price is actually the price they wanted to sell it for anyways
          >Retards think they are getting a deal
          Actual cattle mental ability.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah that's deceptive business practice imo, "always on" sales should be banned. If it stays longer than a month on the same sale the price overall should just be permanently dropped to that legally.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nobody tell him the whore doesn't actually fantasize about him specifically after work

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Not if you don't get so rough that you bruise her ass cheeks and ram her in the ass.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >he paid for 45 mins
            >got 2hr45
            If that's considered a bad deal I hope all my future deals are awful

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Advertise car for 10000 (I only want 7500)
              >Find retard
              >Tell retard ill give him an amazing deal for 7500
              >Retard believes his getting a deal
              People like you dont deserve human rights.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >advertise car for 7500 (I really want 10000)
                >find retard
                >tell retard ill give him an amazing deal for 5000 and he gets to fuck my ass and ill swallow his milk
                >retard believes his getting a deal, what a fool, I would have paid him for the secks

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    aside from the obvious barbell lifts, sandbag training is great for building transferable strength

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    good thing im 9 inches soft
    but im only 4'11

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      God works in mysterious ways bro. 6’3 here, average penis. It’s 6.5 inches but looks like it’s 2 on my body. Idk what my ancestors did to curse me like this, but I’ll be having a word with them when I’m done with my work here.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I would rather have your stats than mine, which is 7.6" at 5'9".

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I can see how you’re just dealing with middle of the road base stats. At least the 4’11 guy with the 9 inch softie can get circus circus freak status and still have the chance to lay some good pipe. He’s just gotta find a hot group of girl with one ugly chick and bang her out then she’ll tell all her friends and then he will eventually become all of their guilty pleasures. Yeah they might laugh a little during sex but it won’t be because of his dick, it’ll be because it’s almost like they are fucking wee-man, theirs a novelty to it. Avg dudes just gonna have to finesse with a little more effort. You know how the old saying goes though ‘if you build it, they will come’. Just keep building.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        who cares what it looks like, you can be like a roman statue the dick will feel the same to the pussy no matter your proportions

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im like 1 inch soft and 5.4 hard, someone give me a rundown on stretching tools, I cant be bothered to do manual stretches

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      5.4 hard is plenty, though?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      5.5 is perfectly average. you won't be a big dick slayer but that's never in the cards even if you stretch. PE is an arduous, frustrating and dangerous process. you'll have to religiously yank on your dick daily for years to gain one inch. and you have the potential to fuck up your dick aesthics as well, by pulling scrotal skin unto the shaft ( look up penoscrotal webbing)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Manual stretches ate the way to go. Doing a few minutes of stretches a few days a week is much better than using equipment for hours at a time. Manual stretches gave me almost an inch in length over a year or so. Angion method is the only thing that worked to give me girth.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What I'm realizing as I'm getting close to hitting 30 is that losing virginity shouldn't be the be all end all thing, there has to be a good life underneath it all, ambitions, drive, taking care of yourself. All those things should exist regardless whether other people like you, don't you think.

    Tomorrow I'll finish my painting and I'll go to the gym. I'll keep working on these things. In a year or two I'll ask someone out.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He thinks he needs a solid relationship to get pussy
      Number one incel mistake there.
      Women are free nowadays, it's not a rocket launch, anon. Just go for fatties at your local bar / club for practice, a drunk fatty will never refuse dick
      >D-degenerate
      How the fuck will you make your future wife have multiple orgasms until she passes out if you have zero idea what you're doing in bed

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't have patience to go through rejections anymore. It's weird, but I can give it my all in other venues, I can push myself really hard, where I'm on the brink of passing out, but I don't have that with women, I just can't be bothered going alone home for the 20th time.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Just go for fatties at your local bar / club for practice, a drunk fatty will never refuse dick
        There's a pub in the next town over usually 100 people a night. How do I go by myself and just interject myself into a group. Or do I just sit at the bar and wait to talk to someone that sits next to me?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I lost my virginity at 25, and it wasn't even my main goal.
      Truth is, if you focus on yourself (healthy goals and all) women will just tag along for the ride. And then you can ride them.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What's your story, if you don't mind telling?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well, I was a fucking loser all the way through college, then I moved out at 24, started working out at home, reading books on socializing, stopped playing videogames, started going to meetups and get-togethers, and pretty much getting out of my comfort zone. My current gf is 10 years younger than me.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            t. chink posting on a vpn

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That makes sense. I still don't have my own place and I don't go out, hence there's no prospects. Guess money is the priority now

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              ching chang chong

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              there's a book called models, attract women through honesty, I think that one helped a lot. Also the ones about body language.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I heard bad things about models, meaning the author is a beta-ish guy, how did it help you specifically?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Socializing where? Meetups with who?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              IST meetup

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "I'll just do it tomorrow" next thing you know you'll be 50 and still a virgin. Look up escorts in your area or go to Asian massage parlors. You need to get it out of the way, your way too far behind and need to get it done ASAP. Your also probably very touch starved, seriously do it before you regret it. I started escortmaxxing when I was 22 and it helped me gain confidence to fuck with regular girls.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        completely unnecessary and (although I hate overuse of the word, especially in an overly judgemental fashion) degenerate

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There's nothing degenerate about it bro. No woman wants an inexperienced man, inexperience is bad and you can get any sitting in your basement. Literally use hookers like you'd use a driving instructor if you didn't know how to drive, if he's a 30 year old virgin he needs to get it done.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Agreed. Did this but at 24. Realised I had PE to overcome and have been working to improve that. No point meeting a great woman/potential wife only to let her down in the bedroom due to inexperience. Love making is a skill to cultivate and I saw the money spent as an investment in upskilling, not some degenerate pursuit.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Guess I'll take a moment to thank my ancestors.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    heaviest kettlebell swings, olympic clean & press, just deadlift won't do its a good starting point to lift a whale up if you are into hambeasts.

    Also learn greco-roman wrestling.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lordosis is a key indicator of a man who doesn't get enough hip thrusting (a.k.a sex) in. The muscles are atrophied and weak, causing the poor posture.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The real explanation for the Virgin walk.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how do i stop being a 3 pump chump? honest question

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Don't jackhammer until after she has came
      >Pressed missionary at a slow pace is damn near impossible for a man to cum from
      >Don't go days of "no fap" before sex
      >Think unsexy thoughts

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It sounds counterintuitive, but learn to relax your pelvic floor. I am constantly tense and noticed I was constantly clenchong/kegeling down there and was cumming really fast because of it. Now I've focused on relaxing my muscles and especially the pelvic area during sex.
      An exercise I learned was to take a deep breath and as you exhale, make believe you are trying to exhale through the tip of your penis. You should feel things relaxing, and from there it will be easier to establish a mind muscle connection.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have been having unprotected sex with my wife for the past 8 years, the last 3 without pulling out, nutting with the intent of reproduction. Feels great. However sadly I have yet to father a child, we've had at least one miscarry. There is something fucked up with her pituitary gland that is preventing us having children, but medication is starting later this month. I hope to have a son by the end of the year.
    Sorry for the blog post, I don't have any friends to share with besides autists on a mongolian basket weaving forum. Please give me encouragement.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Please give me encouragement
      stop "trying". procreation at that point becomes work and stressful for both of you and odds of conceiving are low. put away the phone tracking apps for ovulation and waiting for the right time. fuck like it's your honeymoon for a few months
      helped us on our first pregnancy, after that, it's been pretty easy
      and like everything else health wise: don't be fat, get sleep, eat right, etc

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        honestly the time before we had a miscarriage we were on vacation and weren't paying attention to any of the dumb stuff. Never really do anything honestly except fuck a few times a week. idk I just feel like we should have a child by now, I really hope this year is lucky for us.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >weren't paying attention to any of the dumb stuff
          I'd give it a few months of that before trying meds. but I'm just a guy on a Mongolian throat singing appreciation forum
          you got this bro
          >DAD8X

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like she's a whale

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      medication will only make it worse, or give your children defects, maybe fix her diet first and stop feeding her spinach (literal poison used for miscarriage)

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what makes people think this is okay to do?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fake and gay

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >starts to look shocked at the end
      Did he put it in his mouth like a pacifier?

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just practice it with your guy firends, a woman will certainly be lighter so if you can do it with a man you can easily do it with a woman

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer being a virgin to have had regular sex with someone I loved. Temporary. Always is.

    We're not all meant to find someone anons. Happiness is fleeting, for people like you and I. Try not to fixate on it. It will destroy you.

    The truth is if you are approaching your late 20s a lot of doors have already closed. It's less about sex and more about what you want out of a partner. I'm not suggesting giving up, but be realistic in your expectations at this stage in life.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      stupid young romance bullshit is bullshit anyway, the real shit is finding a partner that isn't mentally ill and doesn't have a personality disorder, and is serious about raising kids or if that doesn't float your boat at least doing something with life

      teen romance fomoers just need to do one of two things
      1) grow up
      2) or kill themselves

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I am honestly glad not to be a virgin anymore life is so much better not being virgin
      More confident and it made me want to get my shit together since before I had no reason to do so
      I thought relationships were gay and not worth the time money dedication ect
      Even at 27 it was well worth it
      Having someone to talk with cook for me and stick my in after work is peek comfy
      Well worth all the the time and effort I am spending right now to fix myself

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody listened to

      My friend is 31 and has a pretty cute 23 year old gf. This is a very normal age gap. There is always still hope. Also, don't chase happiness too hard, happiness is like butterflies. You need to sow the seeds and provide the water, and soon you will have a beautiful garden which brings the butterflies to you. In more clear terms, do things which make for a cool and happy life, and happiness will come. This is also how you attract women, because women want to be invited into your cool happy life.

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    god i love this position so much where i just wrap my arms around the guy and he carries me and fucks me like a little doll

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Let me carry you my sweet cupcake

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        dont tease me like this havent touched a man in so long. but yes you can carry me if you are strong <3

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >havent touched a man in so long
          GOOD LORD
          You're gonna burst hands free and all

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i actually might cause that happened before haha. tying to get some dick tonight though i cant take it anymore im going on the app

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >tying to get some dick tonight though
              I am absolutely seethingly jealous you little fuck
              If you were nearby I'd ram you so hard you won't ever think of another mans dick again you little gay

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                damn thats kinda hot not gonna lie. i hope i can see what you look like haha are you fit and strong?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      please be in hordaland

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        oh im a guy btw sorry

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pls be in Åsane Senter

        Å S A N E
        S
        A
        N
        E

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Getting good at the basics is a start. Chest, triceps to push. Traps, shoulders, arms to hoist and carry, legs and abs to pick up easily. Just hit 1pl8 on your compounds and you should be okay. Unless you're gonna bang a heavy woman (you shouldn't because they are generally unattractive) you don't need much more. Women don't often have a lot of muscle so they are lighter.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tfw my gf is 5'0 90lb

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Not true. You can have a nice cock and still be a khv

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do Judo/Jiu jitsu/Wrestling
    Wrestling in particular has tons of carrying people around.
    Technique is a strength multiplyer.

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    snatch clean jerk will always be best for athletics, people that say deadlift are retards, squats are of course good too, but not AS good

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >anons wanting to know how to properly manhandle a woman
    >bros talking about cuddling

    this is the problem with the lot of you on here

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We're all incredibly lonely and in desperate need of physical affection. At least I am anyway.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yup, nothing puts my mind at ease like using the tiddies of a woman you like as a pillow and having her gently run her fingers through your hair, soothes something deep within me, idk what that thing is but it just cuts through me.

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw dicklet
    It's kept me from lot's of sex

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      don't let that shit get to your head bro

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not going to lie it's hard to get past it. I've slowly improved every facet of my life but that anchor still drags.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How small are we talking about?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Barely passes the toilet paper roll test in terms of length fails in terms of girth.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          cm or inches please

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            5 inch at my best (bone pressed) I never measured girth..

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Could be worse. There was a guy here who had a 2 inch at best and we told him to post his butthole and called him a pretty girl

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Could be worse.
                While true, it could also be way better than it currently is

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I think that's the national average but I'm bigger so I can't relate. I think most girls will think that's normal since it's statistically average

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is it like to get fucked by a IST guy?

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