What lifts will let me throw women like ragdolls during sex?
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Deadlifts, ab exercises.
Back legs core, so front squats
Unironically zercher squats are the only thing you need for the OP pic.
Don't try. I told this guy like four times and he still asks this question. I think it's a meme at this point.
I’ve done this multiple times with my gf and I’m 6ft 175 lbs. It’s not hard you weak b***h
he means don't waste your time giving actual advice because this is a meme thread. it's not hard to comprehend you lanky Black person
What is sex like bros?
Smelly. Most women don't clean themselves properly.
Lot of men don't either you'd be surprised at the amount of men that think soap is bad for you.
no eggs
Haven’t showered in two weeks. My hair is a little greasy but I have no body odor. Mostly because the quality of water in my area is shit and I don’t want to take a poison shower.
Learn how to take a sponge bath. You definitely do have BO
The smell is one of the best parts
This, I wish someone had told me this before to set my expectations.
Try to get them to shower or clean before. I do. They don't. Wtf, women
It's like spelunking
annoying after a while tbh, just don't cope with fapping like a moron tho.
mostly for me is just trying to find the perfect fit/position during seggs bc i'm pretty wide and a recovering coomer so i find it hard to get stimulated enough
tbh my favorite part is getting her off and her reaction, I can just wank if I want to coom
Honto me too anon. Its easy for me to just rub one out in five minutes if I wanted to. But working hard on her and hearing all then squeaks and moans followed by twitches and spasms makes me feel good. Plus its a great workout
Sounds like heaven. I just wanna make a girl happy bros…
You make the girl happy by making yourself happy, work on yourself.
I know man, that’s why I’m on this board not LULZ. I’m 19 and I had that once and I want that feeling again. I’ll make it but it’s gonna take time.
Like science fiction. It seems real but it's it's not, it's all a massive ruse and a big lie.
I had an idea for a movie based on the premise "nobody has ever actually had sexual intercourse, but nobody will admit it". Couples pass out before penetration and then wake up assuming they did it. Later a literal stork arrives to deliver a baby. Porn is all CGI and life sized sex toys. Some incel schizo finds out the truth, but people just mock him for being a virgin and won't admit that they also have never had sex.
Sounds cool. You could perhaps write a novella on it, bit easier than a movie.
i knew it!
Different per girl. Some are warmer, some are wetter, most feel good. Don't go raw, because you'll never want to go back to condoms.
I did that when i was younger. I regret nothing cause i never had sex again after that.
I don't remember anymore
So it's like you're a virgin again. Nice
Same lol. I used to jerk off to the memory, but now I can't. If I try really hard I can vaguely remember the physical sensations, but not really. I do remember the fact that it gave me a crazy headbuzz in a really good way. It's like I was extremely focused but also extremely dizzy. Instincts just completely take over and we just have a lot of fun exploring each other.
I WILL meet someone this year
I WILL form a genuine connection with them
I WILL remember what intimacy feels like
I always imagine myself to be this guy so it's always fun
>Watch the movie homosexual
Also get yaself a mirror you can look at while fricking a woman.You can keep an eye on your form and check yourself out while at it. Egotisitical yes, Lots of fun yes.
>keep an eye on your form
1 set of strict-form veganal thrusts to failure
overrated tbh
>Wet, sweaty, exhausting, smelly, messy
If you do it right
>sweaty, exhausting
Fatty detected.
its good
feels nice and sometimes you even love the girl
It’s transcending,when you’re doing it nothing else matters at the moment.your mind goes completely into a different wavelength you focus on nothing at all and are in tuned with the woman.it’s like you become a single entity for the duration of the act.the pussy is very warm almost hot and tight.most of the feeling isn’t in the private area but the aura you two create,it is a experience.it’s like eating a nice meal in a beautiful restaurant and when you look out the window and see a wonderful view with harmonic music in the ambiance compared to eating a bag of grease at home.
You pay attention to the girl,she’s unpredictable and when she moves she creates a different sensation.when she rides you are at her will surrendered to her whims with little control of what happens. And the mystery of her next move brings that much more joy.
After sex you feel confident and upbeat,your mood changes and your thinking changes drastically.depending on how well the session went this elevated feeling will last a week or more.you make firmer decisions and since your brain is operating at a higher function you are looking at the world though a higher perspective and give off a positive energy. Girls will smile at you and dudes will also smile at you. Your body language lets everyone else know you’re the stuff.
It’s wonderful,sex is life and when I was a wizard I never though I would be so different after having it.I hung up the hat and wand when I stuck it in.
I hope all of you bros that never got it will get it at least for the one time is it truly is a highlight of the human experience.
Autistic but very true.
holy frick im missing on this and theres nothing I can do about it...
There’s always something you can do about it bro.there’s a way you just have to feel your fears and do it anyway.
im like this guy
It's overrated, stop fricking lying Black person.
t. has never had good sex
Thanks, I just hit a virgin rage fueled PR.
I've never felt this fricking hookers, perhaps I should just give it up and go full ironpill
this is the equivalent of:
>i haven't coomed in 14 days and people respect me more and women look at me n sheeit
people will get triggered or act like you're just trolling or fricking around but this is all true. a big part of it is probably the test boost you get from not only having sex but having great sex
This is basically what sex should be. It's even better when the two of you are in love and intending to create a new human and you blast your load into her pussy. That said, hookup sex won't be like this. It's basically fapping with another person after an egregiously long build up.
>That said, hookup sex won't be like this. It's basically fapping with another person after an egregiously long build up.
it's not the same for everyone
True for great sex
I had that feeling the first time with a girl a few nights ago. And with a longtime fwb
Lemme guess you are uncircumsized
Just regrow it bros. Literally passive gains that have made a world of difference for me.
Absolutely true.
Anyone who says sex is overrated, boring etc. either never had sex, or never had sex with someone they truly loved.
Very based. Sex with the desire for creation is the Pinnacle human experience.
witnessed
Witness you back
This is the most virgin shitpost ive ever read in my entire life.
This has not been my experience. It feels good yes but you seem to be overrating it alot. Maybe it's because my foreskin has been cut off, idk bro.
Also it could be because I'm a 5.5 inch dicklet.
Maybe you have a huge 8 inch dick and it makes it more enjoyable? Why haven't I experienced this during sex wtf I'm having an existential crisis right now.
I paused halfway through this and I still read it all WHY
This. After the first time, you're truly a different person. Way, way more confident and happy.
Not aboveposter but I've had my first time fricking a mentally ill e girl with pierced nipples raw the first time we met each other. Sex was shit and I did not get anything out of it
>mentally ill e girl with pierced nipples
>raw
>I did not get anything out of it
Consider yourself lucky
Kek, was also scared for a few days but my dick is still there so it's alright.
Also she had this ocd like obsession with taking contraceptives to not get pregnant so thats alright
>t. 16 year old with his first gf
You grow out of this naive mindset after you have your heart shattered
Its ok but arguably not worth the effort unless the girl is otherwise beneficial in your life. No real point keeping a woman around if sex is all she can do for you unless money and time are entirely expendable for you
>she’s unpredictable and when she moves she creates a different sensation
>Meanwhile in reality
Ok honey lay on your back.
Ok honey turn to the side.
Ok honey get on top.
Girls dont move a lot during sex and the fact that they expect you to get them off with your hands make it feel like a chore some days.
After sex, they expect you to be a lazy bed person and stay in bed for 10 hours doing nothing.
Strive to place yourself in a position where women are attracted to you. Having sex for the first time is a good checkpoint in your life.
A part of me just wanted to live in blissful ignorance, to just believe that sex is overrated. Why did you have to tell me these things anon.
delete
virgin
late reply but let me chime in. this is a bit of a cope. sex is great or at least can be, but the best part is the emotional connection with a good woman. having someone you care about and who cares about you makes a world of a difference. just sex alone can't guarantee that
It’s really fun and it’s also nice when the girl is thanking you after and can’t stop kissing and cuddling you
Frick that sounds awesome
I've made multiple women cry with joy after violently shaking and squirting. Shit is so empowering.
Do they still thank you if you do weird shit like choke them, lick their armpits or sit on their face and make them lick your butthole?
they thank you harder
Gross and annoying
It feels just as good as a good wank but requires 30x the effort and takes too long
Bodily fluids are disgusting
It's a lot of pressure because you're basically putting on a show for some girl and god forbid if you don't do something right and every friend of hers and everyone they know is going to be in on it by morning
Foreplay is annoying
The inside of the vegana feels like the inside of a squid
The true benefit from it comes from the validation of knowing you were genetically attractive enough for a girl to seek out your penis
t.ex wizard that didn't lose his virginity until his 30s
>t.ex wizard that didn't lose his virginity until his 30s
Yeah we could tell
>It feels just as good as a good wank but requires 30x the effort and takes too long
this is only the case if you are fricking ugly/average looking girls
Just get a flashlight if you’re going to be selfish
>sex with some unknown girl pulled at a bar
>sex with someone you love and respect
learn the difference anons, its huge
The one I had the most times with I met in the gym. We had a few words and I walked away and then later she came up to me and asked for my number. She was a nice girl and was very hot but I just don't see sex as being worth the bother when I could be doing something important or posting on imageboards.
This anon knows, pairbonding will always trump casual flings
This is virgin tier understanding of sex. Either case could be true.
You could have mind blowing casual sex that's intense and passionate and long.
You could have dry, short, passionless sex with somebody you "love"
It's alright but the best part is cuddling straight after. Obviously you can't really do this with random hookups which are overrated in my experience
Most pussy is so loose, you have an easier time cumming with your hand.
The act of cumming itself is less good.
The satisfaction of pumping a woman though, it is rewarding on some primal level.
I remember when my ex was red faced when I was thrusting her really hard and fast
Some sort of primal instinct took over when I saw the expression on her face and I started going even faster and harder
Gooey
Nice asses feel great on my crotch area during doggy
I don't know im 40 and I never had sex
how ugly are you?
not ugly, fems do look at me but I avoid social interaction/confrontation at all cost
my work is very important to me
>my work is very important to me
I will never understand this mindset.
What is your work exactly?
Female Body Inspector
I'm confused why did this get so many replies.
imagine jerking off, but with a warm hand that has more fingers
wish I knew
Is the walker for dips or something?
yes
>I wish I knew, I wish I knew
>I wish I knew, I wish I knew
>How to love you
i fricked like a bunny in my teens, now I'm 23 and sexless for 3 years. I don't miss it, but you should try it if you haven't
I think it depends on how hot the girl is and how well you two resonate.
hit on both of those two and it's amazing.
miss on the second one and it can be pretty fun and exhilarating.
if the girl isn't hot it isn't fun. it will be a lot more fun than jerking off naturally but based on a couple of mediocre encounters of mine, the disgust overpowers any enjoyment.
awesome when its with someone new and cooming inside a girl unprotected is the best feeling outside of heroin
that said its a complete drag and chore with long term partners and fapping is a better use of time. i havent fricked my wife in almost a year and i really dont miss it
>havent fricked my wife in almost a year
how fat is she?
What's heroin like?
Kinda Pointless unless there is actual intamicy. One night stands with b***hes felt hollow and gay. Doing it with someone you want to actually be with is a lot of fun and very fufilling.
Yeah "just fricking" is transactional, bust a nut
Sex with someone you love is life changing
Sex with the woman you are married to is how you start a family
You should get married to the woman that you love
Preach anon preach!
It's pretty good, but it's not the purpose of life really
Literally a way to make babies
Some people think too much about it
To the detriment of other aspects of life
It's really not fun. I haven't even pursued sex in a year. Don't worry about it.
Overrated. Different but not better than jerking off. Fleshlights are more pleasurable in the dick. I literally have to turn on the coomer mindset to cum, otherwise I can stay hard without feeling anything particularly nice (which is good for my b***h because I can go at it for hours).
It gets old really quick.
It's so good it's why people do cardio
If you're both in love, it's a feeling so amazing it's indescribable, much like trying to explain a nightmare you had. You can tell somebody how it happened, but to truly understand, they have to experience it
You mean they would have to frick your girl to know what you're talking about?
>captcha:N22RAW
I'm asking the same bro. The sad part is thar after years of self improvement I'm above average and still i have trouble even asking girls out.
Frick my childhood traumas and awful development as an obese bullied son of abusers.
>still i have trouble even asking girls out.
Don't be too sad anon, you can be like this even without childhood trauma.
t. have asked out one(1) girl in my life, 27yo
boring, takes too long and it's too messy. sex should only be for procreation, for pleasure just have a quick wank, it's a better use of your time.
Your mind on https://efficiencyiseverything.com/
like sticking your peepee in a bag of sand
Overrated if you're not in love with them, I know it sounds cringe but it's true from my experiences. Casual sex is literally just filling a hole until you get off. Having sex with someone you care about is a lot of fun. On top of that, if she cares about your pleasure then it's literally heaven, but make sure you take care of her first.
Just my two cents, everyone's experience is different.
Like fapping with a talking fleshlight
Ideally, have sex with a woman you love or at least care about. Because for me, there was nothing more depressing than fricking a woman I had zero feelings for. I couldn't keep fricking her because I felt guilty, and instead just switched to using her as a fricktoy that gave me blowjobs and footjobs 24/7. Shit was cash.
What I'm trying to say is: The sheer intimacy and warmth of sex feels warped if you're doing it with someone you don't care about.
I actually had this same reaction
I tried to have sex with a prostitute at 23
I couldn’t get hard and I tried sticking it in
But no dice ended up just sucking her breasts
Fast forward to my first gf 4 years later could actually get hard and have sex with her
But I could never but with her because she ironically looked and talked like the prostitute
I had tried to have sex which was a huge turn off plus the fact that she started to get old lady face at 31 also kept me from busting
Am i having a stroke or are you an illiterate Black person?
Fleshlights are better than pussy on god frfr do NOT reply to me i do not care
It feels like bliss after doing it and you cuddle together and really feel like a couple. It was years ago for me tho
overrated
If you just use apps and have no social skills, you will end up with girls less attractive than you and its honestly annoying if they get clingy and don't want to leave. Most girls are really bad at sex, especially the ones who sleep around a lot and think that means "experience"
Try to find a gf and thats a better indicator of your autism and progress. You will get a lot more experience and fulfillment
I honestly liked the cuddling that happened before and after the sex more than the act itself
Also sleeping with a warm body under some warm sheets felt amazing even when were wearing pajamas
Even stuff like having her jump on my arms and making out in the mall was a far more enjoyable experience
>I honestly liked the cuddling that happened before and after the sex more than the act itself
Same here.
But more specifically I loved the kissing. Nothing beats deep french kissing. I interestingly lost my virginity and had my first kiss in the same night, so I had no idea what to expect of either. The kissing beat my expectations, sex did not.
Honestly cuddling and kissing is better
imma be real with you senpai sex is mid. huggles cuddles and snuggles are the real shit. lifting the blankie when she comes in and then she crawls in under with you better than 90% of the nuts I busted but still could not compete with like the lowest 40% of record breaking cooms or gamer moment cooms.
Some say that sex is underrated and that some aren't doing it right and I would agree on both levels. Most people don't know how to make frick and sex is super over hyped because it's used to sell you shit you don't need. HOWEVER when you get someone who knows what they want and they can understand what you want/like holy shit those nutttts like those nuttts are where I get where the term "I love you" come from. Like you nuttt so good and get pussy drunk like it's the only logical next step to lock down the next time you can nuttt like that. Not some post nut clarity where it's like you were starving and you finally ate it is the literal opposite of that.
It's like flapping but way more work. The only saving grace is being able to smash your face between her sweaty breasts.
basically, you push your dick in and at the enterence past the flaps its like a seal, you push through then it kinda sucks your dick in, like an airlock for a frickin spaceship. If you're with someone you love, no condom its fricking amazing, especially missionary where you can slowly build up, push the tip in a little bit whilst kissing etc, inside its like a warm wet hug, wetness is thicker than precum and its also surprisingly warm, like when you get clothes out of the dryer you wanna just hug the frick out of the pile because it feels so nice and warm, thats what your dick is like, it just feels right. When you frick you also release oxytocin which makes it so that you feel a connection with that person, also physical touch releases this and because sex is so passionate and personal its like you bind your souls together in that moment, you become one entity, idk how to explain. If you're just fricking some cheap slap with a condom on its meh, night and days difference. If you're fricking a girl you've dated a little bit then its exhilarating, its like you're conquering her, leaving your mark as you will be forever part of her history. Busting inside feels fantastic though, its so sensitive you can barely move and the sensation is like akin to being flashbanged on cod or something, you cant process anything else at all and then afterwards your brain is just drained and because the hormones are different than jacking off you feel a sense of comfort, like you've completed your mission and there is no guilt, cuddling afterwards feels so fricking good as well, its like it can heal your soul and literally fix you. I miss it. Idk why all relationships and experiences with girls have been shitty, past 6 I've dated have fricked me about, idk bros im gonna go lift now, I miss having someone there, I miss having someone who liked me, I just feel forgotten nowadays, dont even bother jerking off.
Core work and lower back, legs help
*slag not slap
Sex with a grill you love is a drug. I got a taste 4 years ago and i feel like a heroin addict on withdrawal ever since. Best to have it and never lose it or to never experiance it at all. Once you pop you cant stop.
pretty much, it is basically heroin, I just live in a mild constant state of frustration, especially when every girl I keep dating turns out to be a c**t it just makes it so much harder. I just want to find someone again, it doesn't ''just happen'' you have to find them, being alone is so peaceful though but the validation and the feeling you get its like all your worries melt away. The only second comparable feeling is when you're on a low dose of shrooms and you're coming back to reality and you just feel very zen, its a very base feeling where you just have total clarity, way more than jerking off clarity and it transfers into irl confidence as well I feel. The honeymoon period of a relationship now that is some whack ass shit, you're not sober, literally a drug and I need it again. Being on your own is okay but over time Im losing my marbles.
I know exactly how you feel. The craving for that feeling is whats driving me to improve myself. I just kinda wish all the girls i have a geniune connection with stopped having boyfriends.
Think porn, but 1000x less intensive and is over within 5 minutes unless you keep taking breaks to do foreplay instead or take meds to keep it going
Like having your dick wrapped in a warm, slippery tight hole while hugging a warm body. S/He might moan, cry, or even scream depending on how hard you go in, how tight they are, and if you stimulate their clitoris or prostate. You have less control over your orgasm especially if they're not so tight, so orgasms can range from the most awesome feeling ever to so meh you wish you had just jacked off yourself.
Average weight of a woman is 170 before covid. Probably 190 now. Not worth trying to pick those hoggers up. Stop watching porn. You arent a porn star
t. double digit IQ understanding of statistics
But the average weight of a woman I'll go out with is about 120.
>deads
>running
>heavy sandbag carries for time
>heavy kb swings (heavy = 40kg and up)
gf weights (lean) almost 3/4 of what i am (84kgs) and never had any problem with that
also rember to stretch and improve hip mobility and avoid cramps so also no resistance type exercises that involve the legs before seggs
>stretch to improve mobility and to avoid cramps.
This. Cramps is what you want to avoidduring sex. Drink plenty of water in addition to the stretching.
>Cramps
>AHHHHHH STOP FRICKING LAUGHING *massaging thighs *
>AHHHHHHH ITS NOT FRICKING FUNNY
>LMAOOOOOO
>NOOOOOOOOOO GET THE FRICK AWAY LMAO
Stretching before sex sounds hilarious
>gf in the mood
>heavy petting and kissing
>taking her clothes off
>"Just a second, babe"
>down 2 liters of water and start stretching my hamstrings on the floor
>4 minutes later
>"Alright all done! Sex time!"
You should probably eat a Kit Kat too, just to make sure your sorted out your blood glucose levels.
Deadlifts
Squats
Cleans
Rows
Curls
OHP might be good if you want to really go wild with the girl
Also, go for skinny women. It's not really about the weight, but griping fat women is hard
Just find a girl that fits your body size. If shes tiny its easy af, I mean shes holding half the weight with her hands around your neck. Cardio is pretty important for sex in general
>Cardio is pretty important for sex in general
Can not be stated enough. Goes for both participants.
what is she's 6 inches taller than me and probably has 20lbs on me
then as the man, she holds you
(or do amazon pose)
I tried sexual intercourse with a woman a few weeks ago and I failed because I couldn't find the hole to put my dick in.
It was dark, I was nervous and I struggled to keep it up because of stress and other shit
just pick a anon hole, any hole
RDL because you need a strong lower back to pick her up.
Core, back, legs, and cardio. That's all you need for fricking.
Emphasis on the cardio.
Kettlebell swings
Farmers walk
Goblet squats and front squats (I realized this years ago when I was fricking ragdolling my 90 lb Asian gf in that seated->standing position that it felt like my warmup for leg day (which was 90lb x 20 goblet squats lol)
>the dyel standing missionary vs the chad standing 69
Even in normal 69, I find it very hard to eat her out because her parts are reversed. The clit is suddenly very low and if I want to lick it my entire fricking nose will end inside of her. Maybe I'm just completely moronic, that's always a very strong possibility.
>my entire fricking nose will end inside of her
Is this supposed to be bad?
>SNIFFFFF
>if I want to lick it my entire fricking nose will end inside of her.
Fricking israelites, man
I like to 69 because I prefer looking at underboob while getting a bj. Honestly I sort of just ignore the pussy. Maybe I'll blow on it or clap my fingers against it, but otherwise I'm too busy having sex with her face.
>onlyfans
Someone is paying for the kind of drawings you would find on wikihow?
>the virgin standing 69 (man feet down) vs the chad standing 69 (woman feet down)
Fear the dick gobbler varbie
>varbie
you crossBlack folk need to get on the same page on whether or not these >women are juicing (they are, and they aren't varbies)
My dream is to frick a girl like the one in the army greentop. The test and anavar would swell her clit to be like 3 inches and id suck it like a dick
straightest IST anon
Literally gay with extra steps
>sucking a womans dick makes you gay
imagine getting raped by one and her riding your face with it haha
wow 69 but worse
Eddie Hall would struggle to pick up the average 170-190 lb woman. Don't even bother trying if they are over 140.
>struggle to pick up the average 170-190 lb woman
because he was holding back the urge to vomit?
I've done this since high school and back then I didn't even lift so any probably any average joe should be able to do this without any trouble or training.
Most high school girls are only like 100-135 lbs. When they bloat up to 170-190 grown ass women you wouldn't be able to lift them
>When they bloat up to 170-190 grown ass women you wouldn't be able to lift them
I wouldn't even want to look at them
Anon, i'm over 30 and still do this to women. Don't know about you but i've done the same to some some tall girl that was 180 and there was no problem. Still any average guy should be able to do this but just lift more if you can't do it yet.
My gf is 140 when she's heavy. Pretty easy to pick up for at least a little while
Not having a fat girlfriend.
>t. wife is 5'1", 32/23/35
Seriously. Tiny women are best women. Like a fricking carnival ride in the bedroom. Fun for both him and her. Amazonians are breeding stock only.
Sandbag lifts and carries would be most useful, but zercher deadlifts/squats/carries are more accessible.
Im a 5'5 manlet and ive fricked a few of my ex's in this position. Its better to do it against the wall it allows more force and better balance. Once you bang a girl like this she's in love with you forever btw. They never forget it. Especially if you coom in them and stare at them directly in the eyes
>Once you bang a girl like this she's in love with you forever btw. They never forget it. Especially if you coom in them and stare at them directly in the eyes
Noted.
Weights, I'm able to pickup any short caucasian that isn't a lardo and most asians under about 5'7.
Just find a smaller woman. One time I banged this 5'1 Uruyguan woman. She was on top I was lying down. She got tired and I was able to pick her up and spin her around so I was on top of her again without taking my dick out of her. She was like "Oh, that was very good" in her south american accent. She sounded like Anton Chigurh
Ffs now I’m thinking of his face doing that with you
ive had several hookups but none with someone I actually had a connection with, now you guys made me super jealous.....
In the same boat anon
nothing to be jealous about. love isnt worth the hassle. the feeling of its absence after having it is magnitudes worse than the happiness while it lasts. it wont last. she will cheat, get jealous, posessive, resentful, or something. she'll spend her time trying to make you jealous or belittling you. ive never met a woman i can trust. not even my own mother. even she cheated.
better to have loved and lost is cope. it really is better to have never loved at all, at least you dont know what the addiction feels like
sex is not bad. i'm skinny and weak af but I have a big dick. close to 8" legit. so that makes women think it's like 10 inches. anyway, sex is mostly an ego thing for me. it's more mental satisfaction than physical. just whipping it out and dominating her with my satyr schlong
My ex would cry after or during sex almost every time and not come back in the room for like an hour and it kind of made me not enjoy sex anymore
> tfw you've had sex but never had great sex.
It's doesn't feel that much different than being a virgin.
the best sex ive ever had was my first time and every time after that was completely utterly mediocre
>tfw literally every woman has complimented your wiener and performance in sex
I literally cannot bring myself to believe it, I was a virgin until 2 months away from 24 and have just been working off instinct and enthusiasm when in bed. I paid for sex at one point, lovely girl, and she even gave me extras that she usually charged extra for free.
Iktf, lost my virginity at 24 to an old hs ex. literally bottomed out on her my first time, felt pretty good.
ikr anon. Internet made it seem like sex is only embarassing and women don't enjoy it but i was surprised at how much my partner was enjoying it after a first few times. Turns out being healthy and fit goes a long way and taking advice from fat neck beards and bawds on the internet isn't the best idea.
this. this is exactly why i despise doomers and pessimists on this site. touch grass, to a certain extent, is good advice. go outside and socialize.
>Hooker tells you she gave you extra treatment for free
>Dumbass believes this
Where I'm from sex work is legal, so much so they are able to tell you exactly what service you're paying for before you've even contacted them. Usually it's divided by Girlfriend Experience or Pornstar Experience, and then there's additional extras like anal, swallowing, or whatever else the girl is fine with.
So yeah it was free, might of been "the first time's free" kind of thing to get me to go back, but still I didn't have to pay for what I knew was advertised as an extra.
What was your freebie?
2 extra hours when I only paid for 45 mins and she specifically requested to swallow my cum. She was brazillian born so she had a lovely accent but she called cum milk so she was saying
>I want to swallloow your miilllk
Damn son that's a hell of a deal.
>2 extra hours
>Wanting your cum
Shit son, I think you made a hooker actually enjoy it
what's really crazy is I had another one ask me on a date while fricking her. I actually did go on the date and it was a nice coffee date, she even offered to pay for everything because in her words "I get paid a lot more" and then I got to frick her for free.
I have no idea what I'm doing right, if anything.
Lmfao she sees you as pathetic enough to be in a long term relationship with a prostitute. Kek she thinks you're a cuck unironically.
eh maybe, but I declined any further dates. Nice girl, had fun.
This happens sometimes. Even prostitutes catch feelings anon. I used to live in bangkok when i was 24. I fricked this one prostitute in a soapland spa and afterwards she gave me her number and i used to show up to her apt with a 6 pack and frick and chill for free. She lived right next to the language school i was going to to keep my visa. So it happens sometimes people just click
Yes they know their situation is fricked and they need a weak pathetic cuck beta loser to settle for them. Because anyone self respecting person wouldn't relationship a prostitute. If a hooker "falls for you" they just think you're pathetic and stupid enough to wife them up and take care of them.
95% of prostitute clients are obese beer belly boomer men since good looking guys don't need to pay for pussy. Seeing a young fit guy is rare for them so they enjoy it more. Right after you she had to probably frick some fat old geezer and went back to hating her life.
She's a succubus. You gave her the freebie.
Australia?
that's the one
>Company puts item on "sale" from high price
>"Sale" price is actually the price they wanted to sell it for anyways
>morons think they are getting a deal
Actual cattle mental ability.
Yeah that's deceptive business practice imo, "always on" sales should be banned. If it stays longer than a month on the same sale the price overall should just be permanently dropped to that legally.
Nobody tell him the prostitute doesn't actually fantasize about him specifically after work
Not if you don't get so rough that you bruise her ass cheeks and ram her in the ass.
>he paid for 45 mins
>got 2hr45
If that's considered a bad deal I hope all my future deals are awful
>Advertise car for 10000 (I only want 7500)
>Find moron
>Tell moron ill give him an amazing deal for 7500
>moron believes his getting a deal
People like you dont deserve human rights.
>advertise car for 7500 (I really want 10000)
>find moron
>tell moron ill give him an amazing deal for 5000 and he gets to frick my ass and ill swallow his milk
>moron believes his getting a deal, what a fool, I would have paid him for the secks
aside from the obvious barbell lifts, sandbag training is great for building transferable strength
good thing im 9 inches soft
but im only 4'11
God works in mysterious ways bro. 6’3 here, average penis. It’s 6.5 inches but looks like it’s 2 on my body. Idk what my ancestors did to curse me like this, but I’ll be having a word with them when I’m done with my work here.
I would rather have your stats than mine, which is 7.6" at 5'9".
Yeah I can see how you’re just dealing with middle of the road base stats. At least the 4’11 guy with the 9 inch softie can get circus circus freak status and still have the chance to lay some good pipe. He’s just gotta find a hot group of girl with one ugly chick and bang her out then she’ll tell all her friends and then he will eventually become all of their guilty pleasures. Yeah they might laugh a little during sex but it won’t be because of his dick, it’ll be because it’s almost like they are fricking wee-man, theirs a novelty to it. Avg dudes just gonna have to finesse with a little more effort. You know how the old saying goes though ‘if you build it, they will come’. Just keep building.
who cares what it looks like, you can be like a roman statue the dick will feel the same to the pussy no matter your proportions
im like 1 inch soft and 5.4 hard, someone give me a rundown on stretching tools, I cant be bothered to do manual stretches
5.4 hard is plenty, though?
5.5 is perfectly average. you won't be a big dick slayer but that's never in the cards even if you stretch. PE is an arduous, frustrating and dangerous process. you'll have to religiously yank on your dick daily for years to gain one inch. and you have the potential to frick up your dick aesthics as well, by pulling scrotal skin unto the shaft ( look up penoscrotal webbing)
Manual stretches ate the way to go. Doing a few minutes of stretches a few days a week is much better than using equipment for hours at a time. Manual stretches gave me almost an inch in length over a year or so. Angion method is the only thing that worked to give me girth.
What I'm realizing as I'm getting close to hitting 30 is that losing virginity shouldn't be the be all end all thing, there has to be a good life underneath it all, ambitions, drive, taking care of yourself. All those things should exist regardless whether other people like you, don't you think.
Tomorrow I'll finish my painting and I'll go to the gym. I'll keep working on these things. In a year or two I'll ask someone out.
>He thinks he needs a solid relationship to get pussy
Number one incel mistake there.
Women are free nowadays, it's not a rocket launch, anon. Just go for fatties at your local bar / club for practice, a drunk fatty will never refuse dick
>D-degenerate
How the frick will you make your future wife have multiple orgasms until she passes out if you have zero idea what you're doing in bed
I don't have patience to go through rejections anymore. It's weird, but I can give it my all in other venues, I can push myself really hard, where I'm on the brink of passing out, but I don't have that with women, I just can't be bothered going alone home for the 20th time.
>Just go for fatties at your local bar / club for practice, a drunk fatty will never refuse dick
There's a pub in the next town over usually 100 people a night. How do I go by myself and just interject myself into a group. Or do I just sit at the bar and wait to talk to someone that sits next to me?
I lost my virginity at 25, and it wasn't even my main goal.
Truth is, if you focus on yourself (healthy goals and all) women will just tag along for the ride. And then you can ride them.
What's your story, if you don't mind telling?
Well, I was a fricking loser all the way through college, then I moved out at 24, started working out at home, reading books on socializing, stopped playing videogames, started going to meetups and get-togethers, and pretty much getting out of my comfort zone. My current gf is 10 years younger than me.
t. chink posting on a vpn
That makes sense. I still don't have my own place and I don't go out, hence there's no prospects. Guess money is the priority now
ching chang chong
there's a book called models, attract women through honesty, I think that one helped a lot. Also the ones about body language.
I heard bad things about models, meaning the author is a beta-ish guy, how did it help you specifically?
Socializing where? Meetups with who?
IST meetup
"I'll just do it tomorrow" next thing you know you'll be 50 and still a virgin. Look up escorts in your area or go to Asian massage parlors. You need to get it out of the way, your way too far behind and need to get it done ASAP. Your also probably very touch starved, seriously do it before you regret it. I started escortmaxxing when I was 22 and it helped me gain confidence to frick with regular girls.
completely unnecessary and (although I hate overuse of the word, especially in an overly judgemental fashion) degenerate
There's nothing degenerate about it bro. No woman wants an inexperienced man, inexperience is bad and you can get any sitting in your basement. Literally use hookers like you'd use a driving instructor if you didn't know how to drive, if he's a 30 year old virgin he needs to get it done.
Agreed. Did this but at 24. Realised I had PE to overcome and have been working to improve that. No point meeting a great woman/potential wife only to let her down in the bedroom due to inexperience. Love making is a skill to cultivate and I saw the money spent as an investment in upskilling, not some degenerate pursuit.
Guess I'll take a moment to thank my ancestors.
heaviest kettlebell swings, olympic clean & press, just deadlift won't do its a good starting point to lift a whale up if you are into hambeasts.
Also learn greco-roman wrestling.
Lordosis is a key indicator of a man who doesn't get enough hip thrusting (a.k.a sex) in. The muscles are atrophied and weak, causing the poor posture.
The real explanation for the Virgin walk.
how do i stop being a 3 pump chump? honest question
>Don't jackhammer until after she has came
>Pressed missionary at a slow pace is damn near impossible for a man to cum from
>Don't go days of "no fap" before sex
>Think unsexy thoughts
It sounds counterintuitive, but learn to relax your pelvic floor. I am constantly tense and noticed I was constantly clenchong/kegeling down there and was cumming really fast because of it. Now I've focused on relaxing my muscles and especially the pelvic area during sex.
An exercise I learned was to take a deep breath and as you exhale, make believe you are trying to exhale through the tip of your penis. You should feel things relaxing, and from there it will be easier to establish a mind muscle connection.
I have been having unprotected sex with my wife for the past 8 years, the last 3 without pulling out, nutting with the intent of reproduction. Feels great. However sadly I have yet to father a child, we've had at least one miscarry. There is something fricked up with her pituitary gland that is preventing us having children, but medication is starting later this month. I hope to have a son by the end of the year.
Sorry for the blog post, I don't have any friends to share with besides autists on a mongolian basket weaving forum. Please give me encouragement.
>Please give me encouragement
stop "trying". procreation at that point becomes work and stressful for both of you and odds of conceiving are low. put away the phone tracking apps for ovulation and waiting for the right time. frick like it's your honeymoon for a few months
helped us on our first pregnancy, after that, it's been pretty easy
and like everything else health wise: don't be fat, get sleep, eat right, etc
honestly the time before we had a miscarriage we were on vacation and weren't paying attention to any of the dumb stuff. Never really do anything honestly except frick a few times a week. idk I just feel like we should have a child by now, I really hope this year is lucky for us.
>weren't paying attention to any of the dumb stuff
I'd give it a few months of that before trying meds. but I'm just a guy on a Mongolian throat singing appreciation forum
you got this bro
>DAD8X
Sounds like she's a whale
medication will only make it worse, or give your children defects, maybe fix her diet first and stop feeding her spinach (literal poison used for miscarriage)
what makes people think this is okay to do?
Fake and gay
>starts to look shocked at the end
Did he put it in his mouth like a pacifier?
just practice it with your guy firends, a woman will certainly be lighter so if you can do it with a man you can easily do it with a woman
I prefer being a virgin to have had regular sex with someone I loved. Temporary. Always is.
We're not all meant to find someone anons. Happiness is fleeting, for people like you and I. Try not to fixate on it. It will destroy you.
The truth is if you are approaching your late 20s a lot of doors have already closed. It's less about sex and more about what you want out of a partner. I'm not suggesting giving up, but be realistic in your expectations at this stage in life.
stupid young romance bullshit is bullshit anyway, the real shit is finding a partner that isn't mentally ill and doesn't have a personality disorder, and is serious about raising kids or if that doesn't float your boat at least doing something with life
teen romance fomoers just need to do one of two things
1) grow up
2) or kill themselves
I am honestly glad not to be a virgin anymore life is so much better not being virgin
More confident and it made me want to get my shit together since before I had no reason to do so
I thought relationships were gay and not worth the time money dedication ect
Even at 27 it was well worth it
Having someone to talk with cook for me and stick my in after work is peek comfy
Well worth all the the time and effort I am spending right now to fix myself
Nobody listened to
My friend is 31 and has a pretty cute 23 year old gf. This is a very normal age gap. There is always still hope. Also, don't chase happiness too hard, happiness is like butterflies. You need to sow the seeds and provide the water, and soon you will have a beautiful garden which brings the butterflies to you. In more clear terms, do things which make for a cool and happy life, and happiness will come. This is also how you attract women, because women want to be invited into your cool happy life.
god i love this position so much where i just wrap my arms around the guy and he carries me and fricks me like a little doll
Let me carry you my sweet cupcake
dont tease me like this havent touched a man in so long. but yes you can carry me if you are strong <3
>havent touched a man in so long
GOOD LORD
You're gonna burst hands free and all
i actually might cause that happened before haha. tying to get some dick tonight though i cant take it anymore im going on the app
>tying to get some dick tonight though
I am absolutely seethingly jealous you little frick
If you were nearby I'd ram you so hard you won't ever think of another mans dick again you little homosexual
damn thats kinda hot not gonna lie. i hope i can see what you look like haha are you fit and strong?
please be in hordaland
oh im a guy btw sorry
Pls be in Åsane Senter
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Getting good at the basics is a start. Chest, triceps to push. Traps, shoulders, arms to hoist and carry, legs and abs to pick up easily. Just hit 1pl8 on your compounds and you should be okay. Unless you're gonna bang a heavy woman (you shouldn't because they are generally unattractive) you don't need much more. Women don't often have a lot of muscle so they are lighter.
tfw my gf is 5'0 90lb
Not true. You can have a nice wiener and still be a khv
Do Judo/Jiu jitsu/Wrestling
Wrestling in particular has tons of carrying people around.
Technique is a strength multiplyer.
snatch clean jerk will always be best for athletics, people that say deadlift are morons, squats are of course good too, but not AS good
>anons wanting to know how to properly manhandle a woman
>homies talking about cuddling
this is the problem with the lot of you on here
We're all incredibly lonely and in desperate need of physical affection. At least I am anyway.
yup, nothing puts my mind at ease like using the tiddies of a woman you like as a pillow and having her gently run her fingers through your hair, soothes something deep within me, idk what that thing is but it just cuts through me.
>tfw dicklet
It's kept me from lot's of sex
don't let that shit get to your head bro
Not going to lie it's hard to get past it. I've slowly improved every facet of my life but that anchor still drags.
How small are we talking about?
Barely passes the toilet paper roll test in terms of length fails in terms of girth.
cm or inches please
5 inch at my best (bone pressed) I never measured girth..
Could be worse. There was a guy here who had a 2 inch at best and we told him to post his butthole and called him a pretty girl
>Could be worse.
While true, it could also be way better than it currently is
I think that's the national average but I'm bigger so I can't relate. I think most girls will think that's normal since it's statistically average
What is it like to get fricked by a IST guy?