Seriously how am I supposed to walk around like this when I have to tuck in my shirt?

Seriously how am I supposed to walk around like this when I have to tuck in my shirt? Nobody told me squats would do this. IST has ruined me

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your jeans are too tight and they are hugging you like a woman. No idea how people just wear these always and never bother to do anything, feels like shit and also looks homo. FWIW I have a 33” waist, 27” legs and around 45” hips. I seriously recommend buying some bigger jeans (100% cotton) and taking them to a tailor for adjustments if you have big legs, unless you have a big waist. I leave around 3” at the minimum of clearance at widest thigh and hip measurements so that they fall straighter with some structure (thanks cotton) rather than clinging to my thighs or hips.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      shut the fuck up fag

      https://i.imgur.com/x459kVL.jpg

      Seriously how am I supposed to walk around like this when I have to tuck in my shirt? Nobody told me squats would do this. IST has ruined me

      it's good to flaunt your ass women like it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        bumder projection

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Problem is he’s wearing his jeans at the waist like an 80s gay. If he wore them at the hip he wouldn’t have the ass problem.

      And who the hell tucks shirts into their jeans?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Post skin color

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That’s unironically back in style now. And you know what, I’m for it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >And who the hell tucks shirts into their jeans?
        Nonfat people lmao, boomers brought this out of style when they couldn't fit their shirt over their belly anymore

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >lowrise jeans
        Are you a scene kid from 2002?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      they only make blue jeans for people with chicken legs.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aren't jeans supposed to sit relatively tight?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        hes posing like a fag

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i mean op is posing like a fag*

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >measures his body
      >calls you the woman

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You have to be American or poor to be this insecure about making clothing fit well

    • 3 months ago
      https://archive dot ph/uy5Hc

      Nobody notices it when your torso is as proportionally big. You would notice if someone's head was 12 % bigger, but you wouldn't notice if the whole of him was 12% larger.

      https://satanslibrary.org/ExposingChristianity/EXPOSING_CHRISTIANITY_MAIN.html

      https://satanslibrary.org/English/Torah_and_the_garden gnomes_Exposed.pdf

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody notices it when your torso is as proportionally big. You would notice if someone's head was 12 % bigger, but you wouldn't notice if the whole of him was 12% larger.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    women like ass on a man dumb fuck

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      THIS. Chest and ass.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Chest
        you meant shoulders and wide back

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      THIS. Chest and ass.

      the girl i’m with right now is jealous of my booty and chest. so this

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, seek help op you clearly have body dismorphia.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Best post really.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >about to barbell row
      >kinda hot/kinda thotty girl gets on machine right behind me
      >can see in mirror she looks at my ass as I bend over

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its mad how my ass looks when i do Tricep extension with the rope or barbell rows. Women are seething. Might turn into a homosexual

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Glutes are literally among the top 5 most attractive muscles to women anon.
      Congrats.

      Women like subtelty, yes they like a nice ass but they don't want you to flaunt it, but show it indirectly. Also women that list ass as the most sexy part of a man are whores in the bed, since they know what ass muscles implies.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        im assuming... better fuarking?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          cringe

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >fuarking
          fag

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          No - that you are a bottom who likes to be pegged.

          Enjoy your anal destruction.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. Don't listen to these nerds anon
          Strong ass = Strong thrusting

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            This right here. You want your girl to fear your primal thrust.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It implies that he’s down for pegging

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shut up Hank Hill

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >turn yourself into a chud because women like it
      Absolute state of ISTcels

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's the cold hard truth, most women love big asses on men, they love androgynous femish faces on men

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Rubbish - they like masculinity above all in all its forms. That doesn't mean extremes are good, that the more masculine the more attractive, there's a limit to everything.

          They do however like glute muscles just like they do any other large muscles like shoulders and biceps and calves. OP has more of a feminine type of big rounded ass, means his hips are kind of wide and more feminine hormones with fat in his ass, that's not good on a male.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            not really, they tend to like some masc mixed in with femininity, it makes them feel safe

            but if you are too fem you're just gonna make em jealous

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I love a big ass on a man but definitely not an androgynous face. I'm not trying to fuck another woman fag

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think "masculine beauty" is a better term

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            unless you're a biological woman your opinion is worthless to me
            plenty of women dig my neotenous and fem features in combination with the masc ones. It's not just the young ones either, plenty of cougars wanna get their mom+son thing going on with me too ig

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >unless you're a biological woman your opinion is worthless to me
              I never asked about your opinion gay, go back to your mommy

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                no I will go back to my daddy because I hate women so much it's unreal

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >having a big butt makes you a chud

        Ngmj

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >big joocy ass = chud
        god the fucking retardation on this board.

        https://i.imgur.com/x459kVL.jpg

        Seriously how am I supposed to walk around like this when I have to tuck in my shirt? Nobody told me squats would do this. IST has ruined me

        Get a pair of non skinny jeans and enjoy not having an ass like Hank Hill

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How do women like man ass? What the fuck is the point of that? They’re the one’s who’s butts are in view when fucking, not the other way around.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he dosent let his gf peg his big manly ass while she chokes you

        Your the one missing out buddy, not me!!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Primates love booty.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >How do women like man ass? What the fuck is the point of that?
        have you honestly never had a woman reach around and grab your ass while you were in her pussy or in her mouth?
        also, do you think women *don't* like to see a nice firm ass when you're in your underwear?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        pseudo-biological indicators.
        strong ass on a man = strong pelvic floor = better seminal ejaculation = more likely to successfully reproduce = unconscious finds it appealing.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Eh, I think it's just the key to a well-balanced and proportional physique. Good glutes make an already good body look 10x better, like a garnish on a dish or a cherry on top of a sundae. They just bring everything together.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Eh, I think it's just the key to a well-balanced and proportional physique.
            right, but proportionality leans on laws of nature which can be interpreted through mathematics to extrapolate a pattern and thus we can find a feasible explanation for a said phenomena.
            >see pic related
            marquardt's mask is a fine example of this. the golden proportion can be found all over the human body, especially the most desirable ones.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yup.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Glutes are literally among the top 5 most attractive muscles to women anon.
    Congrats.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, you walk around with that thing teasing men all day? Fucking slut, I bet you like when people stare and hope someone will grope you.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s got me feeling a bit different ngl

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically my ideal body. How do I bootymax like this?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          this is just a skinnyfat male posing with his ass out, so, very easily?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >skinnyfat

            I don’t think so

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              that looks nothing like the cartoon

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish women would grope my ass

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thats sexual assault bro that's not ok

        [...]
        Women like subtelty, yes they like a nice ass but they don't want you to flaunt it, but show it indirectly. Also women that list ass as the most sexy part of a man are whores in the bed, since they know what ass muscles implies.

        Almost all women like a big joocy boy, its not for any specific or rational reason, it just activates your neurons. Also OP looks subtle enough, you have to flaunt it but not as much as gay guys do it

        >Be me
        >Have crush on girl with fat ass that I would slap around
        >She didn't like it
        >Be sad
        >Go to the gym
        >Make my squat explode
        >Get noobie gain on my ass
        >See her again
        >She gropes my ass
        Feels good mane
        Already loved squat but now I'm gonna hit it even harder

        Often I like to put my hands in a guys back pocket when we're walking together, its more subtle I feel. But ya it's fun returning the favour since its girls getting smacked most of the time

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    pls post mor

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop wearing women's high waste jeans.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They’re literally just ordinary men’s jeans

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    hand-crafted for HWD

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    absolute daddy, change nothing

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    you might attract a woman that wants to peg you which is a good thing

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >training glutes makes them bigger
    whaaaatt?? who could have thought that
    also nice ass would fuck
    >t.fag

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    women do like a man with a booty, so that's a positive. but because they are women and don't understand hypocrisy, they WILL harass you about it, openly and without any hesitation.

    this is just what comes with having strong legs. gap has "athletic jeans" which are probably intended for fat people, but they're roomier around the thighs so they're not as tight.

    all in all, don't stop squatting bro. nobody seems to talk about this but i'm sure you already know that they make you so fucking good at sex

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My wife always complain that I’ve ruined nude scenes in TV shows for her. Now she can’t stand actors asses because they are so flat.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you've got it, flaunt it.
    Make women jelly where you can... it's wholesome fun.
    They can in some ways be attracted to things they wish they had - big ass, long eyelashes, giraffe neck (but you need to grow it thick as a dude)

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    We told you squats are for women and gays you should have listened

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looking great, unironically no homo.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looking joocy buddy, your boyfriend must be a lucky fella

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If your goal is to be unnoticeable and blend into society, you should not be lifting weights. Simple as.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    fucking slut

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was thinking about buying these old school shorts and using them on my leg days, as i roll up my shorts when squatting anyway? how gay am I?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      just wear a crop top, be super hairy, and say you're into the 70s

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those are dope anon

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You could not be gayer by sucking a thousand cocks

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think sucking two thousand cocks would be gayer than sucking just a thousand cocks.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          1 cock is all it takes to be a major gay, gay.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tried these going commando. Nuts popped out while squatting.
      6/10 do recommend

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        post pics for proof

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Tried these going commando. Nuts popped out while squatting.
        Well now I need to see

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You literally have women's jeans on gay lmao

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think it's a problem with the jeans. Your ass looks like a woman's. Get different jeans where you can do the belt lower down. Your glutes will still protude out (not much you can do about that if you lift) but at least they'll look like male glutes and it looks aesthetic rather than gay.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    would smash ngl and im straight no homo

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    T O R O N T O
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    T
    O

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      hello

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am size 30w but I have to wear size 32w or 34w because otherwise my ass is too noticeable

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cute butt but your legs need some work anon

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's a pretty old pic, my waist got a bit slimmer and legs/thighs a bit thicker

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Top key. That's a women

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wouldn't it be crazy doing another dic with you bending over, haha

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        that would be weird haha

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          hecka weird. I threw away all my size 30's and doing it with size 32's looks gross
          I do own a pair of woman jeans, but that's super gay

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I want to roughly pound your behind and then fall asleep with you in my arms while I’m stil inside you

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/EsGAJTZ.jpg

      How do I make my ass less feminine? All I do is low volume squats and deadlifts.

      https://i.imgur.com/XKt8mCo.jpg

      hecka weird. I threw away all my size 30's and doing it with size 32's looks gross
      I do own a pair of woman jeans, but that's super gay

      would

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Brutally mogged by OP, its not normally

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        OP is probably taller than me and has thicker manlier legs so yes, so yeah I'm brutally mogged

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do I make my ass less feminine? All I do is low volume squats and deadlifts.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you don't stand with one leg in front of the other like a fashion model and don't pull your T-shirt forward it would look fine haha.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It looks fine you should worry about those arms

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don't. Women will get instant wet if you have a womans ass. Be grateful dude

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wait… seriously… all I have to do to get a gf is to ass mog her?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/IKlXKIk.jpg

      I am size 30w but I have to wear size 32w or 34w because otherwise my ass is too noticeable

      https://i.imgur.com/x459kVL.jpg

      Seriously how am I supposed to walk around like this when I have to tuck in my shirt? Nobody told me squats would do this. IST has ruined me

      What's your discord tag?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lead with your dick - thrust it forward a bit in your stance, and get that chest up puffed up w/ shoulders back - think a macho posture.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you wan[t to be built like hank hill

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      stop flattering yourself you act like youre walking around with a fucking dumptruck

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    where does on even find jeans that fit this well. mine always hang so low and the pockets arent on the asscheeks where they belong

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think they’re old navy jeans, pls no bully

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      AE Slim Fit my bro

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the pants are squeezing it in, we need to see the full extent of the damage before we give you good advice.

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    L O N D O N
    O
    N
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    O
    N

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what kind of squats do i do to get an ass like this bros?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you gotta eat the oats bro

      https://i.imgur.com/0MZVQAJ.png

      seems like a good ass, just a bad pose, and a bad angle

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did ryan ghostling actually wear that shirt?

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i lost

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    adorable ass

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lifts for this feel bros? I went from wearing 32x34 to 38x34

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me it’s the box squat

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      SEXO

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not hard

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How many months of leg training is that?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        15 months of squatting heavy. My squat PR is 340lbs for 2. Unpumped my ass is 45.5 inches

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Post more. Would lick.

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This pleases Rippetoe.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      We’re coming full circle my guy. Ss + GOMAD is how you get chicks.

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You look great.

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    you look good op dw about it

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This thread is just a gay man's voyeurism into making you look at his ass. You're all fags

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nice ass

    quit crying women like it

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      almost hank hill tier

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You mean not overweight?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          asslet cope

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pasty white skin
      >hairy ginger arms
      >no ass
      >messy room

      It’s over

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      clean your room

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Women like guys with a muscular ass because it means he can fuck hard. They don't understand why it's subconscious for them, but that's the reason. Every girl compliments and smacks my ass.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This guy knows what's up, also in my experience they tend to pinch it more like as to test out if its fat or muscle.

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wear dress pants, you gay.

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm ex fat and my ass is lacking. How much do I need to squat for something like OP?
    Next session will be 95kg. I do zercher squats btw

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Please be London

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lust providing image
    >time well spent question

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Be me
    >Have crush on girl with fat ass that I would slap around
    >She didn't like it
    >Be sad
    >Go to the gym
    >Make my squat explode
    >Get noobie gain on my ass
    >See her again
    >She gropes my ass
    Feels good mane
    Already loved squat but now I'm gonna hit it even harder

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    bro you better be joking if you think having an ass is a bad thing

    I'm right on the edge of being shredded, but enough to have some mass on me, I also have pretty big legs and ass and guess what, I've been with plenty of women and they fucking compliment my ass/thighs the most, then it's arms/back/shoulders, etc.. No women gave a fuck about my abs ever, but every time I put on pants and tuck in my shirt, all women that I've been with were slapping my ass and ssquishing it as if I were a male doing that to female

    they fucking love it, it's the same as men seeing an ass on female

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have been doing squats 3x a week for the last two years I'm past wearing jeans only oversized cargo for me
    I wear compression shorts at home when I work out and I've caught my gf taking ninja pics of me twice. Women were a mistake

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Double cheeked up on a thursday afternoon. Hella ass. The sun is still out my bro.

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dude. Can I get a video, I don't know how to do squats.

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe stop wearing women's jeans

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ID on jeans, anon?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      bump I need to know what jeans OP is wearing.

      I’ll let you know if this is still up when I get home from the gym

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      bump I need to know what jeans OP is wearing.

      They are old navy boot cut built-in flex

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    bump I need to know what jeans OP is wearing.

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really want to start posting pictures of roman statues with big squatter asses but I can't be bothered and I'm late to the gym anyway.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Please do it, I always need more inspo.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        this guy is LITERALLY me

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You should post in /cbt/ if true.

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can fix it by being my himbo husband. (I'm a 5'6 twunk)

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    lmao this thread, it's also full of homos

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not gay because I'm the top.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Being a top is gayer

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Welcome to IST

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with male butts

  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want a nice ass like that
    I want to entice women to peg me

  58. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How small is your dick? I would suffer so much wearing pants that tight

  59. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    mirin

  60. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >how do i not wear skin tight pants? (just don't)
    >162 replies
    this board is fucked, man

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >just wear baggy pants bro

      Post skin color

  61. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nice ass OP

  62. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    180 posts for a 6/10 ass, jesus IST

  63. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being unhappy with having a nice ass. Women love a nice ass. I've got naturally broad shoulders and a nice ass from squatting. Drives the wife insane and I always catch her checking me out. She loves grabbing it and pulling me in deep when I nut.

  64. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ah yes, the daily thread where closeted gays squeal about women liking man ass

  65. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chad.
    Girls like a fit arse

  66. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Squat on my face anon

  67. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes! I found it. The nightly gay lust thread.

  68. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What jeans are best the maximize your ass?

  69. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn bitch you shit with that ass?
    I bet you clap when you run.
    Fucking love a white hoe with a negress ass.
    Imagine the fucking smell ooooooooooooooh

  70. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn bro what you doing out here with all this ass? Double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon, hella ass, the sun is still out my bro.

  71. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    your ass looks cute anon :3

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