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i want to build the perfect type of fitness for sex. i want to be incredibly endurant in my hands/fingers, arms, core, and legs while also having great cardio. what’s the best program/training modality to become a sex god bros?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I got permabanned from hinge and my appeal denied because I said I found a girl "erotic" but this b***h says she wants to suck a dude's wiener and that's perfectly fine.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      right there with you mate. banned 5 years now and can’t bypass it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      right there with you mate. banned 5 years now and can’t bypass it

      doods, tinder is the same for women, incels report you for not sleeping with them and get deviced banned, easy to bypass by getting a new phone but who's paying extra because someone got triggered?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Women have it just as bad as men on dating apps
        Kek shut the frick up.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >getting banned for sexualizing someone
          >getting banned for saying "no"

          you're right, it is not the same

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            We don't fricking care. Your n=1 experience doesn't mean anything, and you are probably lying about what actually happened anyway.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Sexualising someone? On an app designed to help people meet for sex/relationships? Completely inappropriate!

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I highly doubt that's the whole story lol. Also
            >sexualizing someone
            The girl in the OP literally said, word for word, "Now let me suck your wiener".

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          women have it worse
          if you're halfway attractive you're swarmed by disgusting people

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >oh no I have to swipe left twice a day before I see chad this is literally august 17th 1920

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Oh nos i can pick what I eat but there's gross food in the mix. Men are lucky to he starving

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Boo hoo, don't care prostitute

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Tinder doesn't ban women

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        kek, imma do this now even if it's me ghosting them

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >doods, tinder is the same for women, incels report you for not sleeping with them and get deviced banned
        Delusional.
        There's probably 2 women max on the entire planet to whom this happened.
        If Tinder really banned women for this; there would no women on Tinder and they wouldn't be making any money.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I think it would be funny as shit to report broads for being prude and see their profiles get banned

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            women are pandered to on dating apps, it's the men who are disposable and get banned left and right for mildly offending some hoe. Remember they make money off the men and need the women as a catch

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              i haven't used dating apps for years but this doesn't surprise me. i remember okcupid had a bio line for income, and it was obvious they put it on there just so ugly guys with high incomes could still have a chance. my wife and i know two married couples that literally got together because the man was able to put like $150+ on the income line in their bio. there now-wives still joke about it to this day, and it's super cringe.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          they do get reported for not responding but it’s usually deserved when they’re likely fishing for followers

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >getting banned for sexualizing someone
        >getting banned for saying "no"

        you're right, it is not the same

        women have it worse
        if you're halfway attractive you're swarmed by disgusting people

        Someone baitmaxxed.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lmao that’s a sc from me. we just fricked last night in my car. get fricked loser

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's good for you man, I'm on your team.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Lmao I'm the car he speaks of. I need car wash very badly. Please

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe you should just ask her out immediately and keep those conversations in person off the app

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I am a girl and got banned because I didn't want to roleplay with him...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        right!! that's what i said here

        [...]
        doods, tinder is the same for women, incels report you for not sleeping with them and get deviced banned, easy to bypass by getting a new phone but who's paying extra because someone got triggered?

        but men think they got it bad because they can't safely sexualize ppl. when a simple No, get us b&

      • 1 month ago
        I ignore women

        right!! that's what i said here [...] but men think they got it bad because they can't safely sexualize ppl. when a simple No, get us b&

        You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection. All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors. Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lookin good Susan

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Got banned a long time ago but got another account up.
      Incredible number of matches (about 10+ per week + likes) but I'm autistic and refuse to text for shit and want a tall, non-butterface gf that's not a fricking Hispanic so I have yet to go on a single damn date despite hundred of matches

      I hope this gets better, but I'm already planning on moving to wyoming to be a hermit goat herder.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Interesting. Are you white and tall? I can’t seem to match with anyone other than latinas and I’m tall/white. What other settings do you have? Could be an algorithm problem.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He's tall (and attractive). You have to have the full package nowadays

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      if you haven't been banned off every dating site, social media, online game, you are doing something very wrong i only just got back from my ban on here actually just in thyme for this post and will get banned here shortly for something moronic rest assured

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Been banned quite a few times from tinder, hinge, and Bumble for this. You gotta remember it's ugly middle aged single women who invented these apps.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No it was israelites who invented them

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's probably not actually real

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I got banned because I found my ex on hinge and sent her
      >"I'll never resort to dating apps like you" huh? Hahaha, you looked better before we split btw
      Was banned in less than 4 hours kek, worth it, ended meeting my current gf through friends the old fashioned way

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      UOH

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Rice bucket for hands/forearm endurance.
    Russian twists, planks, flutter kicks, etc. for core.
    Hip thrusts for hip and glute strength.
    Jogging (long distance) for cardio endurance.

  3. 1 month ago
    I ignore women

    >britbongs, disgusting…
    132

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      one on the left is her and you know she’s cute

      • 1 month ago
        I ignore women

        >didn’t deny the britbong allegations

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      no not really shes actually quite fricking ugly

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      2 and 3 are trannies

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus christ! Someone please call excorsist.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That’s a man

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    "everyday" is an adjective; she meant "every day".

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kettlebell swings

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >relationship or mental health thread

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Reposting my effortpost that literally was the only response to a thread that died.

    Hello fren,
    For a start you need a good base both aerobically and hormonally.
    So you better do an aerobic regimen, besides the lifting, consisting of at least 3 60 min zone 2 workouts per week, and 2 explosive sprinting HIRT training per week.
    For hormones you'll want a solid sleeping routine and a good diet, with plenty of high quality animal foods, including organs, and carbs from easy to digest non-processed sources, mainly fruits and veggies(if you want you can start with a strict carnivore diet as a form of elimination diet, and start adding foods from there, to see what you thrive better with).
    With the base done I recommend you to search about the angion method. There is a progression that you start with and go up the programs, you'll really won't need anything beyond being proficient with 2.0.
    With all of the above you'll have a solid little bro.
    Now for how to not ejaculate so quickly you'll want to start a kegel routine, be aware that you'll need a routine that trains both kegels and reverse kegels, doing only the contraction can lead to problems. Join the kegels with meditation and tantric masturbation and you'll gradually be better at controlling your arousal, you'll be more aware of the arousal building up, how to defuse it, to keep going, etc.
    But with all of that said, the best results will come if you have a partner that loves and comprehends you, with that the "training" will be more fruitful.
    Good luck.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What is the difference between kegels and reverse kegels?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine that you are peeing, Kegel is when you use the muscles to stop the pee. Reverse Kegel is when you use the muscles to pee harder/with more pressure.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What problems can arise from not doing reverse kegels?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Tight pelvic floor that can lead to a bunch of things depending on the person, like hard flaccids, premature ejaculation, etc.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >hard flaccids
              what???

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >he hasn’t been doing reverse kegels
            ngmi

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this is good advice but to cap it off I would say just focus on what women find attractive in the media. something like christian gray. but there are thousands of examples. guys focus on the things that can be quantified a little too much (how much can I lift, how many kegels can I do, how tall am I, how much money do I have, etc) but it's important to understand that women understand and navigate the world through VIBES. FEELINGS. EMOTIONS. this is what people are referring to when they talk about frame. your vibes/emotions/feelings must be rock solid. you must be feeling warm, confident, aggressive when you are interacting with women, because it is by their very nature that they REFLECT what YOU are feeling. all of the sexxmaxxing stuff is really just to make you feel warm, confident and aggressive, because we all know of ugly, poor, loser guys who still get girls because they have good vibes. so my advice would be to do all the usual stuff, but remember frame. if you don't have good frame all the other stuff is worthless. you can be a tall, dark, handsome jacked millionaire who literally runs the world but if you are shy and nervous girls will fly away from you.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >doing all this just to jerk off while Chad fricks your oneitis
      it's so over for improoovers

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >besides the lifting, consisting of at least 3 60 min zone 2 workouts per week, and 2 explosive sprinting HIRT training per week.
      overkill overkill overkill

      lmao even recommending this to people idiot

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That much cardio is definitely overkill, I don't do nearly that amount and I'm totally fi- ACK

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We should just drop the "and" in most cases, it has no purpose but to emphasize the last thing listed.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >living your life around chasing women and entertaining women and pleasing women
    Modern effeminacy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      hell yeah, that's why I'm a based stone cold kissless virgin incel

      no women no problems am i rite h-haha

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You got it all fricked up. Incels are all in their heads comparing themselves to other guys and spilling spaghetti everywhere because of this. You think the average guy in wallmart with a skinny girlfriend think about or gives a shit about any of that?

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    any supplements you can take for better erections or a shorter refractory period that don't need a prescription?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >any supplements you can take for better erections
      yes, its called cardio

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      L-citrilline, l-arginine, 5 mg cialis. Also I hate to recommend pharmaceuticals but 50 Mg’s of viagra is god-tier

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        sildenafil is incredibly benign and one of the most heavily studied drugs with the longest history of human testing to date
        the worst part about taking sildenafil for boners is it makes sex feel a lot worse when you're not on it

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks I started taking L-citrilline and horny goat weed recently, I'll try l-arginine although i think my goat weed bottle says it has a few mg of it already. Cialis is a prescription drug or else I'd try it

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I take 6 grams of l citrulline and 3 g’s of arginine plus the cialis. Im having erections like I did when I was 14. Even started sneaking the citrulline to my wife and we’re doing depraved sex maneuvers now. She’s usually a starfish but not with that. Plus the supps make your dick noticeably larger probably from the increased blood flow.

          I bought the cialis + viagra from a gray market but Costco has an online pharmacy for 29 bucks that I’m going to use when I run out.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Also I guess I need to add that the cialis isn’t needed with the other two. I just take it for good measure.

            I recommend viagra though. I take it probably every other weekend and pound my lady pretty good. Even after sex I’m ready to go again.

            The only downside is I’m thinking about sex all of the time (bad if you no fap) so be weary when you start this. I might just have high T though so ymmv.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Most important you need to do is cut to 10-12% and then train your PC muscle.

    Then also train your biceps to pull her towards you and train your abs to thrust your wiener deep inside. If you wanna go all out, use one of those hand squeezer things to train fingers so that you can choke her optimally. Cardio in general is gonna be useful.
    Happy frickin!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >use one of those hand squeezer things to train fingers so that you can choke her optimally
      bro what? i'm a virgin so correct me if i'm wrong, but i'm pretty sure women don't like to be actually choked, just roleplay choked. can any sex-havers here confirm or deny this?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        women are something else. you’ll get to experience choking a b***h, getting your ass ate, balls licked, throat fricking etc. not because you asked; they proposed the idea or did it on their own accord

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        A lot of women like to actually be choked until they're about to pass out, and enjoy it most when they're on the edge of unconsciousness when they cum.

        t. fetlife degen

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I choked one of my exes once until she went limp for a second. It was the hottest thing ever. I worried for a second i may have inflicted brain damage but then remembered she already was like 80 iq so i didnt care.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          5 Star post. Take this king
          Also I'm pretty sure a brief blackout doesn't inflict brain damage or if it does it's minor and recoverable

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Do it, but be sure to practice stretch your hand so you can reach your fingers around her neck WITHOUT crushing her windpipe.
        Also be a gentleman and ask kindly lmao

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Don't fricking ask. Asking for anything in sex is cringe shit that ruins the tension. Stop listening to ugly women on how to have sex. However you don't go full blast either. You simply place your hand on the bottom of her neck. She'll either move it off or move it up. If she does nothing then move upwards to the correct spot. If she still does nothing then lightly squeeze and see her reaction. Either stop of she doesn't like it or keep it there if she does. Any time you want to introduce something new you don't ask unless it's extreme shit. You do the absolute lowest level of the act and work your way up depending on her reaction.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            based advice. also, where is the "correct spot"? i'd be terrified of actually hurting her if i wasn't really sure of what i was doing

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It right under her chin. If your thumb and and index finger can feel her pulse thats its because most choking is cutting of bloodflow

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You squeeze the blood vessels on the size of the throat to make her feel light headed, you don't crush the windpipe at the front.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          only person in the thread who has any sex at all

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I just started talking with a girl who is massively sheltered virgin because of overprotective parents and she goes on a ton to me about wanting to be choked and fricked brainless with zero reason beyond being a toy for cum. She is way harder into it all than I am as I'm just a romantic. She's even into BDSM a bit too and specifically wants her hair pulled, to have a collar and leash and all that jazz. It's almost daunting, honestly, but I'll try it at least.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          where in the hell do you meet girls like this

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Bro, honestly, she's a friend of a guy I know online. Just out of the blue mentioned that he showed a picture of me and talked about me to her some and she got interested for... some reason, I legit have no clue why as I'm at best average. We're both horny as hell virgins with social anxiety and basically zero self esteem our entire lives, but somehow? she took an interest. I don't get it man.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I fricked up a situation like this because i was too body concious about myself and my loose skin.

              Both kinky weird virgins, talked for many months. We used to joke that we are like from that journey song where they sing about a small town girl and a city boy.

              She wanted to go to the movies with me to see some anime movie but i pussied out.

              She was a bit autistic, extremely introverted and liked nerdy stuff like me

              DO NOT FRICK THIS UP, you owe it to me.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              you might be one of the luckiest anons on this board, don't frick it up.

              https://i.imgur.com/Bmm2jjz.jpeg

              I fricked up a situation like this because i was too body concious about myself and my loose skin.

              Both kinky weird virgins, talked for many months. We used to joke that we are like from that journey song where they sing about a small town girl and a city boy.

              She wanted to go to the movies with me to see some anime movie but i pussied out.

              She was a bit autistic, extremely introverted and liked nerdy stuff like me

              DO NOT FRICK THIS UP, you owe it to me.

              moron

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Is she overweight

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >took fat girls virginity
          >stick with her because im romantic and fell hard for her too
          >starts suggesting coomer tier shit like this too
          it’s so frickin hot when women are the ones being “aggressive” with suggesting stuff

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          God it's always like this, bdsm-crazy men with women who find it too rough, and then these bdsm-crazy women with inexplicable men like you who are just like "Total control and intimacy with a willing and utterly devoted woman? Hm, curious." WTF THAT SHOULD BE 110% AROUSAL AAAAHHHHHH

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Bro, honestly, she's a friend of a guy I know online. Just out of the blue mentioned that he showed a picture of me and talked about me to her some and she got interested for... some reason, I legit have no clue why as I'm at best average. We're both horny as hell virgins with social anxiety and basically zero self esteem our entire lives, but somehow? she took an interest. I don't get it man.

          Black person if you frick this up i better not catch you on this board again ill find you
          MARRY HER

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Are you fricking moronic? DO NOT marry anyone that mentally unstable, ever. Unless you want your life to be a ruined hell.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >MARRY HER
            >marry the first mentally ill bdsm prostitute to give you a crumb of pussy
            simp Black personcattle

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >said, alone on the internet

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                listen to yourself you fricking moronic Black personcattle, youre so fricked in the head by gynocracy you deny this what is common sense, you don't marry the first hoe that give you pussy never especially not a mentally ill sexually repressed degenerate hoe

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're* so fricking mad right now

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                thanks, redditor

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anytime, fat moron

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            gynocentric cuck gay

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think it would be funny as shit to report broads for being prude and see their profiles get banned

          is right. Don't you dare frick That up. You have something extremely rare right in front of you. Go for the gold. I can promise you that she'll be telling you shit like "there's no wrong hole, and you can't go too hard with me"

          I have one of those girls you described, but skinny.
          >it's life changing man, I can't go back

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Some have it all while most have none.
          All I ever wanted was a shut in gf which I could spank like a ragdoll

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I once met a girl who refused to kiss because she thought it was too soon, too intimate, too personal. Five minutes later, while sucking my dick she suddenly stuck her tongue in my butthole and licked it vigorously.

        Women, amirite?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i had women that begged me on their knees to spit into their open mouth and where happy when i slapped them in the face afterwards

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          wtf? desribe them and the situations?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            one of them was a huge bawd and the other one was a blonde blue eyed skinny shy nympho. lol. the bawd did ass to mouth and other shit and the blonde one was just a huge nympho with a free use kink. she loved to be manhandled, choked and do everything as i said. so i just went for it and tried basically everything from getting nudes, videos, slapping her face, fricking her ass and spitting into her mouth and telling her to swallow it. she looked at me with happy puppy eyes. it was quite fun. women in general love to be controlled by someone dominant. some like to be put in their place by force and some love to be dominated gently but after all they want to give submit to you

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              are you chad? how tall? how big is your dick?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                i wouldn’t say that i’m chad. lol. people just love to be around me and they love my personality. they tell me i’m good looking etc. i also charismamaxxed my whole life. so there’s that. i have a 8” dick, full hair etc. only downside is that i’m 173 cm tall. no idea what that is in freedom units

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >i have a 8” dick
                yep. Here's the reason why b***hes beg you to spit in their mouth

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I have 210cm dick and i honest to god grew it from 15.5cm just by doing like 5 minute jelqs every now and then (qlmost habitually) for years.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            NTA but my exgf loved being choked, slapped, being called names, spit on, etc. Whenever I got mad at her she would literally stick her ass in the air and pull down her pants and beg daddy to punish her for being a bad girl bc "it's the only way I'll learn to be a good wife"

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          [...]

          for me it were like 7/10 whereas my ex was a 8.5/10 but a bit bat shit insane and loved anal, choking, facials etc. especially when she was drunk. for me this kinky shit only happened when you were already fricking them for a good period of time and they were on the verge of cumming. the closer they are and the more you tease them, the more willing they are for kinkier shit. you literally need to frick them crazy. then they’re willing to do everything

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i'm jelly. my wife is an objective 8 but has no clue what she wants in bed. regular sex used to be enough for us but now i need to take the initiative and try new things with her because hell no is she going to directly ask for something "lol icky" (which is so cute and just makes me want to destroy her even more)

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This post was made by someone who has sex

            [...]

            Every girl tells me to choke them idk it's so common that most of them expect it. This and these other sex acts are normal:
            Oral, anal, fisting, slapping, rimming, hair pulling. Not ok: feet, cocaine, meth

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >can any sex-havers here confirm or deny this?
        lots of women enjoy being controlled by their throat, many enjoy being totally asphyxiated at the apex of fricking, and get an even better orgasm out of oxygen deprivation and the physical domination
        I've lightly choked most women I have slept with and they obviously enjoyed it. I have heavily choked a few after easing into it. I have totally strangled and verbally threatened to murder a select few who got off on the idea of getting snuffed by a serial killer (obviously did not follow through, but it was for RP purposes and they wanted me to strangle them while telling them they are about to die)
        its very intimate, her life is literally in your hands, and she knows it, and she's helpless to stop it if you know how to position and are strong enough
        it's an ultimate submission and admission they are physically helpless at at a mans mercy, and in the case of really hard choking, being reminded she's a disposable piece of sex meat that we don't care if lives or dies

        never go 0-60 with it, especially not as a virgin having your first few experiences with it, it's really something when you get comfortable with yourself and confident in you bedroom skill that you incorporate for fun

        some women area total freaks for it and if you do choke them out they will basically demand it all the time from then on out, and it will probably escalate to other types of rp abuse.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        they absolutely love it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm relatively trad presenting, and my favorite position is doggy style where he pulls me into him, like a hug from behind, and grabs my throat. Fricktoy aspirations achieved. Also, there's a place for both blood and air choking, they feel good on different ways

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Erm no anon they're god's little angels aha they want to be cherished and taken care of gently, oh my what a base and deranged assumption, we're called gentlemen for a reason.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I have never met a girl who didn’t want that

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dude you can practically do whatever you want to these chicks. Choke them with your hand, wiener, spit on them, make them lick wherever. It's truly something to behold. There is no such thing as a wrong hole, and often times they'll love it more, the harder you go

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I train my PC muscle by sitting in front of the PC 14 hours a day, is this good enough?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Tiny ass T-1000 needle forearms

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >train your penis wiener muscle
      H-how?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        mindgasm. It's usually for gay ppl but as a recovering homosexual it's actually good for sex. Your orgasms feel intense and your dick feels rock hard when erect.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          what's a recovering homo?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            i used to milk my prostate while watching lesbian porn but now im just a raging bisexual plapping white femboys and pajeetas on the side (best of both worlds)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >pc muscles

      Politically correct muscles?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >another thread where anon posts his epic online dating wins
    >the woman is hideous and in this case looks like an Amish man
    Every single day
    One more time if you haven't gotten the message yet
    UGLY
    WOMEN
    ARENT
    WORTH
    BOASTING
    ABOUT

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      shhh OP is a yuropoor, he doesn't need anymore L's today

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >UWAWBA
      Umm sweetie if you want your saying to become a meme you gotta work on your acronyms

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >girl opens with hello handsome
    How do you respond to that? She's really cute my spaghetti is spilling

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >well_hello_beautiful.gif
      >give her your number/snap
      >snap a relaxed smiling face pic, chat for a bit, then a shirtless pic focusing abs
      >invite her to dinner on Friday night
      >pick her up
      >go get dinner
      >take her to pound town
      Practice gf acquired

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >how do I get better at calculus?
    >kegel sets and supplements until you can solve triple integrals
    never change, IST

    The best fitness exercise for sex is sex, please try it.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Front Squats, Full Cleans, Cheat Curls, hindu push ups and hindu squats, for cardio jump rope.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do women really think like this?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      When you are attractive they do

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >stupid ho didn't know what an oxford comma is
    pump and dump at best

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    bitches love the Oxford comma

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How quickly should you ask to go out on OLD apps? I usually do it first 5-10 messages but sometimes it comes across as too soon.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Just do a soft close "You're cool, we should hang out sometime"
      Then when she says yes wait 2 hours and ask "do you want to call for a minute, just for fun". Women love calling.

      When she has heard your voice she is 10x more likely to show up on a date. This is the biggest hack in all my years of OD

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Talking to a woman
        >Hard mode you can't even stare at her body to remind yourself why you're enduring this shit
        I'm never getting a girlfriend bros. Gosling kicking the chair.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, got to try and build a connection within the first couple of messages otherwise they just get spammed by other dudes and lose interest it seems like.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          just send a message commenting on their photo/bio then if they respond just drop your number and ask they want to hang, nothing to lose

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >When she has heard your voice she is 10x more likely to show up on a date

        Interesting. Too bad my voice sounds weak

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Roger love vocal tonality.

          You could probably find a torrent somewhere and practice in your car.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ty anon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly doesn't matter if I do it in the first, fifth, or fifteenth message, they always drop all communication at that exact point.
      Matching isn't the issue, finding one (1) b***h who isn't swiping purely for attention is.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I have a lot of success with dating apps, but it is overseas outside the USA and JBW does sort of apply.
        I demand their contact info for follow up in the first message.
        >hey what's up? I think you are cute. We should meet, leave me your (social) and lets make it happen.

        Something to that effect. Talking on a dating app is pointless. If she is there to actually go out and meet men, and if she actually likes your pictures, she will give you.

        Ignore women who want more details on the app, they are just fricking around. Dating app is stage 1.

        https://i.imgur.com/uKpOhN3.jpeg

        If you're telling me the honest to God truth, then I retract my statement and commend you for actually using sex for it's correct use. Good job.
        I will however say that it's still a disordered use, because you are still using sex for pleasure primarily, rather than reproduction/family creation.
        The ideal (and normal state for that matter) is having a wife and having sex as much as you and her please while being open to procreation (no contraception ever).

        Okay.
        >The ideal (and normal state for that matter) is having a wife
        I disagree, monogamy is a recent invention in human history, and fails utterly in our current hyperstimulating environment. Peak chads cannot enhance the human gene pool all that much if they are monogamous, since chances of their wife having a ton of kids is fairly low and dangerous to boot. Peak chad does humanity a favor by spreading his genes far and wide, and continues the process of evolutionary selection in these otherwise stagnant times.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I'm in one of the most autistic nations on earth, and like I said, the conversation ends the moment I invite these hoes out to an actual activity.
          Doesn't matter when that invite comes, or for what activity it is, they plainly are not interested in taking things offline whatsoever.
          After 7 days with no reply, I unmatch and the cycle begins anew. Rinse and repeat since I started back in August.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            your pictures are probably dogshit
            if you have had those results with what you have so far, delete everything and start over fresh
            take some good (actually good) pictures, have pictures taken of you, do what it takes to not look like every other dipshit on the app
            if you want to be enlightened make a female profile and see what the typical dumbfrick is doing, chances are you're matching typical dumbfrick

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Nah, poor pictures wouldn't yield matches at all.
              I have both interesting variety and prompts anybody could easily engage with if they so desired, profile has been peer-reviewed multiple times with input from both men and women.
              None of that matters when the women swiping on you have no intentions of using the dating app as a dating app, but rather just an infinite source of free attention.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >monogamy is a recent invention
          No it isn't. Not even in the slightest.
          We aren't animals. We are human beings. We have created great civilizations and societies. Animals eat their own shit and their young. This polygamy bullshit is a recent invention by sex addicts to justify their addiction to pleasure "See?! Animals are polygamous!! We should be too! Weeeeeeee!!!!".
          The normative state and what propagates the human race is monogamy and always has been.
          Harems do not work unless the "chad" in question is taking care of the kids. This is why kings of old were really the only ones that had harems because they were able to support their massive offspring pools with their equally massive wealth and resources.
          Don't believe me? Look at the fruits of the sex revolution. Single motherhood has brought a rise to a plethora of problems.
          Sure you can cope and say something like "not my problem" or "kid has to fend for his or herself" but you and I both know this does not foster a healthy environment for children to grow. If it truly was this "survival of the fittest" shit you're spouting, monogamy would have never been "invented".
          Don't try pull my chain with le caveman alpha beta omega mentality crap either. Cavemen don't exist anymore specifically because polygamy doesn't propagate our species and never did.
          It's a dead and disordered practice.
          Stop falling for literally israeli lies man. Shit.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >polygamy doesn't propagate our species and never did.

            But throughout history only 33% of men actually reproduced kek

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >monogamy is a recent invention
            It is not recent, no
            Not being good at monogamy however, has always been with us

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >monogamy is a recent invention

          What the frick kind of nonsense is this? Does your wife frick other men and is this your cope? Lmao

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Checked. Any woman who's used one of those apps is a tchainted prostitute.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    "everyday" is an adjective; she means "every day".

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No woman writes like that

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Must be embarrasing to be turned down for sex as a woman

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Post her profile pls

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ive been with my gf for like 15 years now (oldgay) and have turned down quite a few women. they usually get legitimately angry and some even suggest youre gay. the nice ones think its cute that youre faithful to your gf and then want to frick you even more lol

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I fricking hate this.
        I was single for 25 years, then I got a gf who I've now been with for 4 years. The amount of looks, smiles and bicep graps I get when I'm with is fricking stupid. Nobody gave a FRICK when I was single but it's like being with a woman who loves you makes other women want to frick you instantly. I can't even count the amount of times my gf will literally whisper to me "why is that woman staring at you, jesus christ"

        frick I hate women so much bros

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Nobody gave a FRICK when I was single but it's like being with a woman who loves you makes other women want to frick you instantly
          this is why i want to get back into shape, literally just so to make my wife's female friends jealous. i would never consider cheating on my wife, i just want to know they want me and can't have me. it also helps that their bfs/husbands are all like 3 inches shorter than me at least lol

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Same, maybe not as obvious as yours as in they dont actually go ahead and say "they want to frick" but shit like touching your legs or arms while joking or calling you handsome or inviting you for coffee.
        I love it though, I was always autistic so I normally had offers like that and most of the time they went nowhere cause autistic, now they go nowhere because married, which hides my autism and just makes me look more commited.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >ive been with my gf for like 15 years now
        marry her you moron

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >15 years

        You better propose this year.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          should i, moron zoomer on the internet?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I am actually 31 years old married. It is the best thing I ever did. I love my wife. And weddings are really fun.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >And weddings are really fun
              ok now i know youre trolling lol

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Post profile, for research n shit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i’ve been there before. When I was in high school I took this girl on a date and we started making out in my car. She then asked to blow me, but I told her no because i had just detailed my car and didn’t want to get it dirty lmfao. I still regret that

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I’m really going to be alone forever huh? Damn not like this…

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Same here bro.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >been approached quite often even as imo my physique is shit
    >never goes anywhere because i autism out of it
    how the hell do i flirtmaxx? i dont even care about getting laid, i just want to be someone people like hanging out with (and maybe want to frick because he made a playful comment a while back).
    it sucks being an introvert because i never have that “drive” to be social when im out and about, but i of course do crave it because im only human.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      richard la ruina - natural art of seduction

      find it on libgen...

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >going out with a Chinese girl tonight
    >lining up a date with a latina for Thursday night
    Just be white, tall and get lean, it's that easy

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fatherless behavior

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    most (95%) of women don't like marathon sex
    their pussies will start to hurt and so will their lower back or parts of their body if you are putting pressure on them, this is especially true if you have a large wiener
    you should focus on peak performance for 10-15 minutes after some decent foreplay, which shouldn't require any extreme physicality
    you can take a break and frick again, but if you start pushing 20 minutes of pounding most women will tap out

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >most (95%) of women don't like marathon sex
      I learned this too late. My ex and I would go at it for 3-4 hours when we started dating. When I got in too deep in the relationship, she wanted ME starfish with her on top until she was finished, which only took her like 15 minutes. Most boring sex of my life.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >what’s the best program/training modality to become a sex god bros?
    having sex

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I knew one woman who could orgasm from being choked and pinned down on the bed, only. Nothing else being touched. Just double hands on throat, max clamp, no mercy, and she just starts twitching and gushing. Not sure how you get to that point in your life, but it was kind of cool seeing erotic asphyxiation work so well on a chick.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Should I frick my supervisor
    She introduced herself yesterday and I know she wants it
    But I don’t want to wife her she is not pretty enough for it
    She has a really nice ass though
    I don’t want to frick my self out of a better girl by dating her seriously

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Should I frick my supervisor
      let me translate
      >Should I frick the person who has all my personal information, is in control of my career, and might get jealous/insane/bitchy if our relationship doesn't work out or I don't satisfy her?

      now, how does it sound?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        worth it

  32. 1 month ago
    sage goes in all fields

    I'm so incredibly tired of you f###ing cumbrains shitting up this board.
    Sex this sex that.
    Sex sex sex.
    Is coffee good for you.
    It's all you homosexuals ever talk about.
    Find something more productive to do with your life.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Find something more productive to do with your life.
      reproduction is the most productive thing any life form can do tho

      • 1 month ago
        sage goes in all fields

        You don't reproduce shit all b***h breasts.
        You have sex with girls on birth control and/or with a condom on.
        I would commend you if you actually had sex with girls raw and purposely impregnated them.
        But you don't. You are a cumbrain. A slave to his peepee and making it feel good.
        You are a waste of oxygen.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          lmao bro calm down
          sounds like you could use some sex 😉

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          nowhere in your insane rant did you actually address what was said in my comment
          all I said was reproduction was productive, which is true whether you like it or not
          you are unhinged
          (I have 6 children btw, across 3 continents)

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            oh wait I get it, you're indian and that's why you're flipping your lid

            I'm white genius. And I despise non whites and israelites are the synagogue of satan. Indians are some of the sickest people and are most likely behind all these gutter trash threads.
            Don't try deflect that isn't going to work.
            >nowhere in your insane rant did you actually address what was said in my comment
            Reread it then.
            >all I said was reproduction was productive, which is true whether you like it or not
            I don't disagree with this, and I alluded to as much in my reply.
            >you are unhinged
            Yes I am. Very.
            >I have 6 children btw, across 3 continents
            No you don't.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >No you don't.
              I do. I've been sexpatting around the world since I made it on crypto in 201.
              I've never used a condom, and I cum inside every time.
              You may now seethe (even more).

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                If you're telling me the honest to God truth, then I retract my statement and commend you for actually using sex for it's correct use. Good job.
                I will however say that it's still a disordered use, because you are still using sex for pleasure primarily, rather than reproduction/family creation.
                The ideal (and normal state for that matter) is having a wife and having sex as much as you and her please while being open to procreation (no contraception ever).

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                wow im sure that guy is super relieved that he has the approval of some shutin zoomer smartphone addict on this childrens cartoon forum

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          oh wait I get it, you're indian and that's why you're flipping your lid

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Zercher squats. All women I've been with have loved getting picked up, it's usually a first for them.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >girl in sport I do for uni
    >Overseas student
    >We get on good, she's passionate about it and talk about it a lot, she does not stop talking, ever
    >Like her a fair bit she's leaving soon
    Not sure what to do bros, she's pretty smart and well adjusted. The two of us were going to meet up on the weekend but weather fricked up plans. I'm also not sure what light she views me in, don't want to be a sperg about it or be a pushy "I love you I love you I love you" gay about it and see something that's there when she could just see me as a friend, I'm not sure really what to do.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like you've made a nice connection and meaningful experience either way anon. I wouldn't be too worried (besides the inevitable and appropriate worry) about how it goes. Just do your best and play the hand you're dealt. This isn't just a shallow catchphrase to console the past. It's prescriptive, every moment there's a new hand in front of you to play. What higher meaning could we possibly find than in living life as best as we can? Failure, setbacks, and error must be a part of this, 'lest we speak of gods, and not humans. The best of us saddle up and get moving again. Good luck cowboy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Mmh, true. doesn't sting so much as feel more like a cold shower. Very true. gotta keep on keeping on.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Grindr champ here.
    You can actually insult, threaten or send nudes to random people without getting banned from grindr. You dont even need to have a profile picture

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sometimes I wish I was gay. Having sex and cuddling would be so much easier. But then I remember the sex would be with a man and I don't want to have sex with men

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Well i also cuddle with straight guys. Its nothing sexual but yeah sex with guys is so much better and easier.

        -You dont have to invest into 1-3 dates. sometimes you can just hook up and have fun

        - you dont have to act "nicely" some guys even love it if you treat them like trash

        - ass is much tighter than pussy and you can also leave if you are done.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          whatever poopdick

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >gay people exist

            >IST cries

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, evil exists. It is very sad.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >ass is much tighter than pussy
          >t. micro dick

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          All this is literally why I see escorts.
          Imagine women with none of the negatives, that's a hooker. I've seen 8 in 4 months, and 0 STDs, I consider that an achievement.

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like to eat pussy.
    And I just tell girls up front I like to eat pussy
    >I don't act like an incel who expects a woman to perform every kink and borderline fricked up fetish on him. But is disgusted when a woman wants the same

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/t0P2X1H.jpeg

      Pathetic. Hope you like throat cancer.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I-Is this real? Asking for a friend.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Not a concern as long as you stick to licking virgins, but otherwise I implore you to do your research

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No. I'm 36 and have been eating pussy since high school.

          >t. Korean

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            No cancer but you're at risk of other nasty stuff if you're going down on random prostitutes

            Jesus christ, please educate yourselves before you get Michael Douglas'd
            >Risk factors for throat cancers include: human papillomavirus (HPV)

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              gardasil breh

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Do you meet these girls and only lick them? Lol

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              There's a dude going around town, sticking his tongue in every dirty street walker's anus, and he's still fine. He probably cleans his mouth with some kind of disinfectant afterwards.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No cancer but you're at risk of other nasty stuff if you're going down on random prostitutes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >>I don't act like an incel who expects a woman to perform every kink and borderline fricked up fetish on him. But is disgusted when a woman wants the same
      Case in point

      [...]
      Pathetic. Hope you like throat cancer.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >unironically begs random prostitutes online to submit to them
        >"a-at least I'm not one of those hecking INCELS"
        Fatherless behaviour

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          My father was a pussy eating champion. I aspire to slay pussy like he did before settling down.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            how exactly did this conversation with your father come up?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >telegram
      My homie

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      based pussy enjoyer. only incels don't like pussy in their face/mouth.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/t0P2X1H.jpeg

      found her
      >"ella"
      >"118 posts"
      >"site:instagram.com"
      you're moronic, and your need to brag about people wanting you is why you are still alone

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      brother can you drop your dating app pics?
      what do you look like to get women to react so positively on dating apps?

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I can confirm that pretty girls tend to be pillow princesses.

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You want exercises that mimic thrusting, so barbell hip raises (I always judged the men who I saw doing these as homosexuals until I started laying it down, now I get it.)

    The rest is cardio and abs. Deadlifts, squats, rows of you want to pick her up and frick her, curls, bench, lateral raises and OHP if you want to throw her over your shoulder and carry her to bed. Planks of you enjoy missionary and want to maintain it longer.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cardio and abs, got it

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do I cheat on my girlfriend without using dating apps that her friends could possibly see me on?

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > be me, 39 IST
    > have a fat wife, 40
    > used to be thin and hot
    > lazy, constant excuses about why her body doesn’t obey the laws of thermodynamics
    > sad, many such cases
    > I lose interest in sex years ago
    > she keeps complaining that I don’t want to frick her, turns into a feels fest about why I’m wrong
    > read tren stories about guys cruising for fat girls on tren
    > tryitandsee.jpg
    > start pinning low dose tren a month ago
    > I start being attracted to her again
    > I can’t get enough sex
    > frick my land whale 1-2x per day
    > she’s happy
    > I’m enjoying sex
    > marriage saved
    > thanks trenbolone
    > final solution to the land whale question

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i'll be honest i did not expect the story to go that direction kek

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >killing yourself to satisfy your fat ogre of a wife
      architect morons you lost this one

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Any girl will be as kinky as you want them to be. I've fricked a few dimes in my day, and they were anything but starfishes for me. Just tell them what you want, and they'll do it, provided that they're turned on enough. I make it my personal mission to make the chick I'm fricking tap out from round after round, and I tell them that before we start... competition like that really drives them wild and sets the stage for competitive sex.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To add on to this, push boundaries early on if you're going for a relationship. In the long run, when you settle in to comfy married life and a million other things are happening, it can be difficult to introduce new things. My wife is fantastic, but I only get the raunchy sex where I can try things on her when the kids aren't around, she's not tired, and she's had a little to drink, which combination doesnt come around very often. Back when we were just dating, I could have done anything I wanted to her, anytime.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        100% agree. Preframe the relationship is a must. Get into the whole free use thing, spice things up a bit. I'm sure she'll absolutely love the idea of it. My girl and I joke constantly about how spousal rape isn't a thing, and "consent is always implied in this house". Sometimes ill start fingering her or turning her on in some way, just to walk away like it never happened. Shits lit

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i'm already in the same boat as you, but we don't have kids (i'm

        i'm jelly. my wife is an objective 8 but has no clue what she wants in bed. regular sex used to be enough for us but now i need to take the initiative and try new things with her because hell no is she going to directly ask for something "lol icky" (which is so cute and just makes me want to destroy her even more)

        ). when wives say "i have a headache" or "i'm too tired" what they're really saying is "i want to have sex but the way we've been doing it is boring now" which is an invitation to push for new things.
        >Back when we were just dating, I could have done anything I wanted to her, anytime.
        are you saying you could have but didn't, and you regret it now? because that's what happened to us: plain vanilla sex for years before marriage and now neither of us knows what the other really likes

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I could have pushed a few things a little harder and didn't, yes. For instance, anal. I played with her butthole a whole bunch while we were dating, and I know for a fact I could have gotten my dick in there if I had made it a priority, but just kind of didn't make it happen. Now we're 15 years in, and I still play with her butthole sometimes, but whereas while we were dating and the sex we were having was raunchy, horny, no limits and I could have just said hey, let's do this, now it would be that whole slow, respectful process of easing her into the idea.

          Honestly, I'm really trying to get shredded again like I was when we were dating in hopes that I can get her excited enough to let me try some stuff. It’s probably foolish of me to hope it would work like that. People talk about open communication in relationships, but she's super awkward about talking about sex, and we don't have the kind of dynamic where I just take what I want. If I can't change that dynamic (hopefully getting shredded will help!), it'll just amount to me begging, and begging is a no.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you're literally me bro. you know how when you ask her where she wants to go for lunch and she says "i'm fine with anything," but really she wants something specific and is just waiting for you to figure it out? i think it's the same thing with sex - women are raised to not be the one to say it out loud. but you know it's there, somewhere. part of my problem is we both had this "ew gross" mentality about kinks when we were younger so we have to undo that mindset now. one method i've been using lately is to more openly talk about sexual things we see in shows/movies/games, because there's some safe distance there. for example, i've been playing stellar blade so i'll make jokingly horny comments about Eve and say "i wish i could see you in that outfit" and stuff. and likewise i'll ask her who her celebrity crushes are and ask what she likes about those guys. the goal is to make talking about sex less taboo than it has been the past several years. the other piece of it is like you said, you gotta just self-improve back to a point where she's like "dang he's different these days"

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Good tip on working sex into the conversation "safely" where you can.

              What makes me crazy is we've started going on little weekend trips once in a while, which are essentially sex marathons. We'll always hit this point where we've had a little wine and she's tipsy horny, and she pulls the "What do you want to do?" line and I'm like, shit, I didn't bring lube, she knows that's code for anal, right? I gotta start bringing lube on these trips. But then I'm also thinking, wtf lady, tell me what YOU want.

              I did have what felt like a major victory, recently. I've been generally easing her into sitting on my face for oral, and last time she was on top she went straight from riding my dick to riding my face. We both came buckets and I spent a good few minutes after telling her how sexy it was to look up at her from that angle. But frick, that was like a year of coaxing to get her to that point.

              Hell, now I'm just writing smut here. I think next time she asks me what I want to do, I'm going to just start eating her ass and go from there.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                just bring the lube by default, that's why i do. sometimes i even make it clearly visible when we're at home packing just so she knows i've thought about it. women don't want to be direct, they want you to read their minds.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Like a phone charger, right? Bottle of lube just lives in my suitcase at all times.
                >tsa agent: noice liquids ya got there brah

                Not foolish at all. You just gotta start teasing tf out of her again, and being as jacked/fit as you can be to get her back into that frame of mind. I think you're in the right mindset personally, and it's entirely up to you with how you wanna proceed. Get strong so you can pick her up and 69 (I've never not had a woman go absolutely feral when I do this)

                Be the change I want to see in the world, amirite? She does love being picked up. She won't admit it, but it makes her feel dainty.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Women always need plausible deniability to not feel like a bawd. She's not a bawd its your fault yall did anal not hers

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              nta you are responding too but you are right. being open about sexual desires, thoughts and speaking about it clearly is the key. this way my gf and i started experimenting more and more and i got her into more stuff. i openly tell her about my wet dreams and what i did to her in those dreams. sometimes i exaggerate and tell her about stuff i didn’t really dream about but i want to do to her in real life. this way i get to conjure an image about my desires in her mind with a free pass because ‘it was just a dream’

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >sometimes i exaggerate and tell her about stuff i didn’t really dream about but i want to do to her in real life. this way i get to conjure an image about my desires in her mind with a free pass because ‘it was just a dream’
                bro found a hack holy shit

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                For real. I tell my wife I had dirty dreams about her sometimes, but she's getting details from now on.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Kek I just tried this last month and hoping it pans out.

                I told my wife I had a gross dirty dream of us going to a strip club for my birthday and her sucking a strippers breasts. Jokes on her because I never actually had that dream but was trying to spark a bisexual urge in my wife so I could FFM threesome. Sometimes it sucks being a porn addict from age 11 to 27.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              She doesn't want you to read her mind and pick the right place. She wants you to take the lead and plan shit. You don't ask where do you want to eat. You plan it out, tell her to put something nice on we're going out. Then you keep her guessing what you will be doing the whole time. If she picks the place and it's bad it's her fault the night went bad and women hate taking responsibility for anything so she puts it on you.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i was referring more to the typical saturday errands run where we're trying to pick which fast-casual place to eat for lunch, not a big important date night thing. like i can tell when she wants chipotle without her having to say it. but yes i agree with your second statement.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The amount of things I'd suggest to my husband if I could have a dash of liquid courage. Unfortunately, he's very allergic and I can't get near him if I've drank any. I'm too shy irl to bring my less vanilla ideas to him unprompted, but I'm going to steal the idea of dreams and talking about shows. Communication is what allowed me to consider marriage and kids anyways.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                there must be a way you can get drunk and not put him at risk. poor bastard is sitting on a gold mine of untapped degenerate sex acts and he doesn't even know it. for his sake please find a way to tell him kek

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                We can't even kiss if I've had a sip. His reaction lasts days 🙁 I'm a bit absentminded, especially during sex, and I don't want to hurt him

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Is he allergic to it in your system, or just on your lips?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I brush my teeth between eating to minimize exposure. With alcohol, he says he smells it on my breath long after drinking, even with brushing, which makes us both nervous about contamination since it affects him for days. The trade is basically kiss him for a day or drink. I wasn't a big drinker before, but I'm basically sober now

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                eh, on second thought maybe just try weed or something to loosen yourself up. don't risk the guy's health D:

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not foolish at all. You just gotta start teasing tf out of her again, and being as jacked/fit as you can be to get her back into that frame of mind. I think you're in the right mindset personally, and it's entirely up to you with how you wanna proceed. Get strong so you can pick her up and 69 (I've never not had a woman go absolutely feral when I do this)

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how do i get a MASSIVE dick? want to be able to do this to a cutie.

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