Shaker bottles

Why is it so hard to find a decent shaker holy shit

The left one lasted me about 3 months before the plastic see-through part on the side started leaking and flooding my bag (i looked like i pissed myself, didn't care still lifted)
The right one was basically already leaking from the screw-cap on day 1 but after 1 month it became unbearable so now I need a new one

Both of these are stainless steel btw and cost around 20 bucks
Please recommend me a shaker bottle that's not FRICKING LEAKING INTO MY BAG FRICK

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just use an old Stanley or Thermos, stainless steel preferred. Toss in a mixing ball in there. And you could also just think for yourself, instead of relying on consoomer recommendations.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      i tried thinking for myself and ended up with 2 leaking shakers

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This thing changed my life. I used to use a blender for all protein shakes, but was getting annoying have to deal with cleaning the thing and the bottle I was using. Worst part it didnt even fricking mix it very well, always found clumps. Then I found this thing, and it actually fricking works, no stupid ball thing that you have to clean and tgat hits the inside of the bottle pottentially releasing small particlss of plastic/metal into your drink. Nah, this shit has changed my life. Pour your shit, shake for like 40 seconds and done. Pour water + soap + shake, and its cleaned.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      damn i just found out about this one and it's getting real good reviews
      i actually don't care for the shaking tech it has (it's cool though) but the fact that it doesn't seem to leak is very enticing
      sucks that i have to import it to EU

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Had it about 3 months now and used it every day. No leaks so far, shakes good, and best part of all no gay little ball thing in your drink. Imagine having little balls in your cup. Couldn't be me

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >This thing changed my life.
      It's just a shaker bro

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm happy with my Nalgene bottles. Not sure if they are the best.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just use mason jars. I've never had issues with them leaking.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do you homosexuals need "shaker bottles" so bad. they're just a fad. you can put all the shit you need in a cup and stir it and drink it.
    >NO IT NEEDS LE SHAKINGGGGG
    no it doesn't just drink it and if there is more shit at the bottom blast it with water or milk or whatever you use and then drink that

    fricking consoooooomers

    just admit you want a shiny little trinket for exercising because your'ea frickin monkey. admit it. you just want shiny treasure

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      are you moronic
      people use these for pre or eaa so they can drink it right before or during the workout
      anyone that has been working out for longer has some kind of reusable bottle, i guess it doesn't need to be a "shaker" but you get the idea

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah drink the frickin cup full of shit at home and then work out oh my god dude!

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >drink full cup at home
          >go to gym (30mins)
          >start working out
          >get thirsty
          have you ever worked out in your life

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            You are fricking INCAPABLE OF admitting you just want a special toy. ANY dollar store or BPA free bottle will suffice if you give a frick about that You do not need a FRICKING SPECIAL BOTTLE for your whey protein and shit. IT DOESN'T NEED TO EXIST. "i'm thirsty so i drink whey protein and uh creatine and blah blah blah mid work out" ARE YOU moronic? DRINK WATER WHEN YOU'RE THIRSTY. DRINK PROTEIN BEFORE YOU FRICKING WORKOUT DUMB SHIT

            IT IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR YOU TO ADMIT

            >you need a bottle
            >DONT BUY A BOTTLE
            which is it

            i forgot you stupid useless homosexuals to go "the gym" and don't have your own gym probably because you're too busy wasting money on 20 dollar "shaker bottle" toys instead of a $4 plastic bottle from frickin wal mart

            YOU DO NOT NEED A "SHAKERRRR BOTTLEEEE" FOR YOUR FRICKING WHEY YOU JUST WANT A TOY AND IT IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR YOU TO ADMIT IT. ADMIT IT homosexual. YOU WANT A SPECIAL BOTTLE FOR NO REASON

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Black person if your walmart bottle doesn't leak that's exactly what i'm looking for
              except i tried and those cheap ones leak after a short while

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Then get a water bottle Black person

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        i knew you could NOT just admit that you like your little toy. YOU CAN'T ADMIT IT. JUST FRICKIN ADMIT IT. YOU NEED A LITTLE SPECIAL CUP FOR NO REASON

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    ANY FRICKIN BOTTLE WITH A CAP ON IT IS FINE. YOU DO NOT NEED A 20 DOLLAR SHAKER BOTTLE FOR ANY REASON AT ALL. THERE IS NO REASON TO SPEND 15 MORE DOLLARS FOR SOME THING WITH A HELIX DEIGN FOR MAXIMUM SHAKING!

    JUST FRICKIN DRINK IT butthole

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you need a bottle
      >DONT BUY A BOTTLE
      which is it

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I use an old pickle jar, works fine. Maybe not ideal if you want to carry it around.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve used a stainless steel Blender Bottle for years, never had any issues with it

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      i just ordered this one
      if it leaks i'm coming for you

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        dont order the one with the silicon cap unless you like to smell mildew

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          i got this one, am i fricked

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nah that one should be fine. This is the one I'm talking about. That little shit inside the cap is hollow for some dumbfrick reason and eventually moisture gets in with no way to clean it out.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              crap i just ordered that one

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Have the same one and work manual labour. It's been through some shit, doesn't leak yet. I've had mine about 5 months. Protein, caffeine, electrolytes, I've mixed all kinds of shit in it too, no issues.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          you mean the Strada? I heard a lot of people raving about that one & was considering it myself too

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/OQDVTbH.jpg

        i got this one, am i fricked

        that’s similar to the one I’ve had for years, though mine has no color and different cap (has a twist off cap on the top). As long as you wash it and don’t let it sit, you’ll be fine. I have two that I switch off and they’ve never leaked or smelled.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bought the cheapest bottle at the store and have used it for years with absolutely no problem. I swear most of you consooooomers are absolutely moronic.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've probably used at least 20 types of shakers over the years and picrel is the best, hands down

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >glass cup
    >spoon for mixing
    home gym master race wins again

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks doc, but everyone knows that a fork is the better stirrer to avoid clumps

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        no cap g
        lmfao
        hehehe

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        no kap, g? ill try it fr

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      are you all mentally moronic? i just use the cheap plastic shaker i usually get for free when ordering a few tubs of protein. then i throw it away after a few months when i get a new one. never had any issues. do you not know how to close the fricking lid?

      thanks doc

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick protein shakers. Get an actual wienertail shaker, it works far better. Just the basic two steel cups.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i really want to see all these anons in the gym, running around with coffee cups, mason jars, plastic bottles and wienertail shakers
    somehow we never go at the same hours

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They don't go to planet fitness, they go to planet rusty bars and tetnis powershitter alley, sorry

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hail to the King.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've had a shakesphere for almost 2 years now. Only bottle I've ever owned, no leaks.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    My problem is the one I use has a 70% chance to have powder get caked up at the mouth piece even with vigorous, violent shaking.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just buy a blender bottle and not some chinesium dogshit

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I use an immersion blender works like a charm

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I use the cheap shit you get free with supps. When it goes to shit I use another brand new one I have stored

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The lid on my shaker bottle broke this morning. I shouldn't have been talking shit...

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Any of you motherfrickers ever tried one of those milk frothers for use at home? I heard someone mention it works way better than shakers, obviously not ideal for on the go but hey (probably even then it could work if you use one using batteries instead)

      which one did you have

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Some cheap plastic shaker that I got for free when I bought a bunch of protein powder. The lid broke so I just stirred the powder with a spoon.

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