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She’s right you know
I love worn out older women especially if they have a saggy tummy. The trashier they are the better. I can't get off anymore if they don't look like they have sucked dick for meth.
did your mother molest you when you were young? or an auntie with saggy stomach and leathery skin?
Listen to this virgin.
Until you've had saggy tummy, fuck off.
i like mom bods with their fat milky titties
>ayo yall all yall bros be mup da doo didda yall bros be all yall bix nood yall
If you are fluent in the English language you should absolutely be able to read that tweet. You’re either an ESL or retarded if you can’t.
moronspeak is annoying please don't defend it
>he said while spewing the latest 4chin slang
Southerners speak in a similar fashion
not even true
there are multiple different southern accents some are indeed much more retarded like cajun accents
but moronspeak is it's own dialect of retardation
>Akthually you are the retard not the perthon who communicateth like a lobotomithed cretin
Yes anon, yes quite
Stop seething. It’s literally just slang.
this isn't twitter
Ebonics slang is retarded, but I supposed it's just an indication of the intelligence of the people that use it. By the way you need to go back.
>mup da doo didda bro all yall bros be reading dat shiiiiieeeet bro yall all yall all be bros be bix nood bro yall bros be out here englishing n shiiieeet bro yall
Is that supposed to be me? Nothing in my text indicated a black or Ebonics dialect.
Built for BBC
Ledarius glow up
I mean it’s literally true
Al salamu alaykum my brotha
I'm Russian. My English sucks. But even I can understand what this beautiful moron voodoo woohoo queen has posted. English is easy to read and understand.
KABAN is it YOU?
moronspeak: Something I dontdu.
Based as fuck.
Stop seething. It’s literally just slang.
Obviously you don't know black people in real life. The ones who talk like that literally can't speak proper English without fucking up grammar constantly, even in professional settings.
t. works for a company with like 60% black employees
Growing up in the ghetto has fucked up my speaking. I sometimes speak ghetto when I really shouldn't.
jigaboo isn't english, moron
ITS DEY CULCHA WYTE BOI YA FINNA LISSEN TO broSPEAK ONG FR FR NO CAP
shut up morongay retard go back to r*ddit
just because I can understand it it doesn't mean that I can't hate it
stop attempting to moronfy my language please
not an English word
not an English word
>heart eyes picture with >>>
not words at all
A large amount of context is necessary to read and understand this shit. Just because someone is fluent in English doesn't mean they have that.
I'm fucking dying over here
She's right. Also no straight person ever came uo with the term "dad bod". Only a homosexual could come up with something that lame.
They can’t even formulate a grammatically correct thought yet we are supposed to believe they are the same species?
>people who speak different languages or dialects aren’t human
Yes. It is the duty of everyone to destroy those who speak different languages and to make their native tongue the lingua franca. It is the basis of civilization and of empires.
It is words that truly kill.
This is based (and true), but the stupid gay I was replying didn’t mean to say this.
that's not what he said, learn to read
There are different grammatical conventions within different languages and dialects. He is seething because the woman who made the tweet isn’t using formal, grammatically sound writing on a social media post.
I hope she reads your post, fag.
The average black vocabulary can't be much more than 500 words
VGH... Based qveen..
what language is this
I’ll assume your trolling and stop wasting my time replying. It’s leg day tonight.
seething dadbods ITT whining about the wording of that tweet
>She’s right you know
It came from 4chan. Kill it like the rest.
>what is code-switching
>ah yes my slang is better than moron slang
>i am truly superior
>what is MILF
The word THICC was reappropriated from 'fat in the right places' to 'fatass I'd like to fuck'. It's used in the same capacity as dad bod
Isn’t that just called a MILF
>theyre not lusting after mommy milkers
isn't this the 'mom bod' ?
why people unironically love big fat mommy milkers wtf is this nigress ooking about
it doesn't have the same push as "dad bod."
Besides, the conventionally attractive "mom bod" is obese but most of the fat is in the hips, ass, and tits which is called thick.
I call it fat ass fuck, but that doesn't mean i wouldn't fuck a woman like that.
there is no set idea of what a dad bod is though, nobody actually agrees on what that means, people have called Jason Momoa dad bod when he was still muscular as fuck but just not filming a movie so he was higher bodyfat
morons always want to be victimized. women always want to be victimized. combine the two. sheboons are the worst
Lmao you act like every white incel here isn't a perpetual victim complaining about women, morons, and the garden gnomes every second post
reddit is down the hallway to the right, poojeet
that's just every fat woman, and no one is talking about it because it's the norm.
A dad bod is on the left. Seeth skelly
What the hell is that thing on the right?
most women unironically find the one on the right more attractive
They both look gay. Left fucks right
Some dudes totally are about mom bods, MILF bods, wide waist, etc
In conclusion stop shitting up this board with morons or moron opinions gay, go on twitter for that
This is the physique women think about when they say the like dad bods, nobody is actually attracted to fat guys lol
I'm ESL and i don't even know what's she talking about
Fucking preach it queen
Its the same as with "dad bod". What women mean by that are older atractive strong men with a bit of belly fat, that makes them feel like little girls when he pins them down underneath him while ramming them.
Not this cope of spiderleged, potbellied fatssos.
Same goes for women. Pic related is what I would consider a "moms bod", that would drive me crazy.
idk right pic looks deformed to me, the middle one is where it's at for a mom bod
She should have a third kid as an experiment.
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