Shill me some protein bars

I want to buy some protein bars online. Places locally are shit.
I take my lunch to work each day and want something I can throw in with it for an afternoon snack.
Don't give me any of this "muh placebo" bullshit, "make your own", "eat something else, gay" etc etc. Just tell me what you think the best one is as far as macros, bang for the buck goes.
If you cannot give me any decent advice, fuck off outta my thread. Thanks :^)

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    eat egg, hardboiled

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What did I fucking say?
      (I already eat plenty of those by the way)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >dozen egg is like $3 even with 2022 shit prices
        >great protein
        >yolk has all of the nutrients your body needs
        >protein bar is like $2 per bar
        >shitty protein
        >has dumb shit like sugar and artificial sweeteners
        >not a food, just a supplement
        >delicious and nutritious steaks are cheaper than protein bars
        Protein bars are just shit tasting candy bars for people pretending to be healthy.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          too many eggs will fuck up my cholesterol

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Literally go outside then you fucking retard. Did you not know that vitamin D is synthesized from cholesterol when in sunlight? Hence why you "get vitamin D" when in sun

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The protein in protein bars is usually 50% hydrolyzed collagen and it's full of additives.
    You will get more protein for the calories with a regular snickers+a glass of milk, and it will be a lot cheaper.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >You will get more protein for the calories with a regular snickers+a glass of milk, and it will be a lot cheaper.
      You sure about that?
      Most list all additives so making a choice can be done with this in mind. I refuse to believe that a Snickers is better for me

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I read that sugar fcks up protein intake so no snickers for me

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't see any Collagen listed here

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All protein bars are shit imo but I'll pick a couple of these up if I'm on the road or short on time.
    Also don't get the chocolate sea salt one, it tastes like onions sauce to me.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >fucking filter
      Slant eye sauce ffs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They look good, but they aint cheap

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        True, you can pick up a pack of 12 for around 18 dollas at most places.

        unironically unseasoned beef jerky, you can find it online pretty cheap

        This is probably the best choice for a quick protein snack.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >True, you can pick up a pack of 12 for around 18 dollas at most places.
          Not here you can't (AU)
          >This is probably the best choice for a quick protein snack.
          Am eating now :^)

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i'm lucky enough that i can get whole sheeps at a time and process them at home, i do pemacan and jerky, i've once hiked a whole week on pemacan and water alone and felt amazing the whole time

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            OP here. Sounds ideal but unfortunately a home brew slaughterhouse is not an option for me.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              yeah but processing dry meat and pemacan (powdered meat + fat) is cheap to do so i imagine even online shop options would be reasonably cheap and still better that protein bars

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'll look into Pemacan. Thanks.

                How is 100% peanut butter compared to bars? Bars are kinda pricey

                I'd rather not eat peanut butter from a jar while at work.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's the best thing I've ever heard in my life anon
            Where do you live?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              italian alps

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      These are great but unnecessarily expensive

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Very at least by my standards here.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >almonds
      >cashews
      >dates
      so they’re fattening? why would you buy these?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        inflammatory too

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >worried about eating less than a handful of nuts and 2 dates
        Just don't make them a staple of your diet moronbrain. I maybe eat 1 every 1-2 months.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >2 dates
      Paying fo pusy eh

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wake up, you are addicted to candy, don't buy this shit gay.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hahaha, thanks (no candy in my house, hasn't been for years)

      All protein bars are shit imo but I'll pick a couple of these up if I'm on the road or short on time.
      Also don't get the chocolate sea salt one, it tastes like onions sauce to me.

      These look interesting

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Pure Protein ones aren't that bad and are usually cheap.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What about these?
    https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/325194049055

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    unironically unseasoned beef jerky, you can find it online pretty cheap

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I normally have some of this here at home. In fact now that you have reminded me I might grab a few bits to gnaw on while I am watching an episode of The Boys

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Use these if bulking or maintaining. If you buy them in bulk, it rounds off to around one dollar per bar.

    Buy Quest bars if cutting, but they're twice as expensive.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Fractionated Palm Kernel Oil
      >Onions Lecithin
      >Sucralose
      >Onions Crisps (Onions Protein Isolate, Tapioca Starch, Salt),
      >Canola Oil
      Only buy these if you're poor and stupid.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How is 100% peanut butter compared to bars? Bars are kinda pricey

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you can make diy peanut butter cups high protein by mixing vanilla whey into the peanut butter filling and using semi-sweet chocolate

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Take a chickenbreast with you, cheaper and healthier. Other than that Harzer Käse when you got access to it, but the price fucking trippled since the recession.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I already eat heaps of chicken breast. Was just after something snacky to chuck in my lunch to have with an afternoon cuppa
      >Harzer Käse
      What does this taste like? Also, I am finding it difficult to source where I am
      I

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tastes very salty, imagine dried fish but the fish taste replaced by blue mold cheese. The are some variations with white or red mold. You'd have to cycle between the storts unless you're able to eat the same stuff for days.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Theres a few German delis near me but they dont advertise that they have it. But I will contact them tomorrow I think and ask about it.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can you not hard boil a few eggs the night before and take that with you? The perfect snack, and a literal super-food, and no artifical numbers, additives or onions either.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I do that already and already eat enough of the things at home.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Redpill me on Quest bars

    I think it’s the most popular choice but are they trash?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      all protein bars are trash

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its just whey protein. just have another shake and save the extra calories for a proper meal.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oats
    milk
    peanut butter
    in a bowl
    microwave 1:30
    yum yum gay

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cant do that at work

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The fuck do you do that you don't have a microwave at work?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I aint got time to mix stuff at work. I just want something that I can grab off the side of my desk when i am feeling peckish

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You sound fat.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Not at all

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Post body

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >carbs
      >fats
      >carbs and fats
      wow great protein bar you fucking retard

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just buy Lidl ones, 2 euro for a 3 pack, 20 grams of protein. They taste like shit, but my thing is, if I never have anything better then I can't be turned off by the taste.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I buy a 20 pack of these at Costco for $17. Taste and texture are satisfactory. The protein is whey isolate, not cheap junk.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks man, this. But I have just found these that look just as good.
      Might go for these just to ensure I hit my goal weight in a few weeks time
      https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/262591728708

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks man, this. But I have just found these that look just as good.
          Might go for these just to ensure I hit my goal weight in a few weeks time
          https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/262591728708

          >Goybean
          >Synthetic dextrose
          >More highly processed industrial seed oils
          >"Glucose" (corn) syrup
          >Artificial sweeteners

          Just roid already if you care this little for your health and wellbeing

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    all protein bars are garbage, either have s.oy, palm oil or both.

    you want whey protein. you dont want fucking .onions protein or lecithin

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not knowing that gluconeogenesis is stealing your gains when you eat very low carb protein bars
    If you're going to eat a goyim bar or drink a scoop of the powdered garden gnome on an empty stomach at least eat it with some carbs, especially after exercising

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Depends on where you are from.
    If you can order from DM online get their "Sportness" bars in white chocolate crisp. Best bang for your buck by far. All of their Sportness products are surprisingly good.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Be careful cheap bars have soi

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