Shorts

I need new athletic shorts, what do y’all like?

Im preferably looking for something that wouldn’t look weird outside the gym, like those 3 inch inseam ones

Ape Out, Gorilla Mindset Shirt $21.68

Rise, Grind, Banana Find Shirt $21.68

Ape Out, Gorilla Mindset Shirt $21.68

  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf is up with his leg?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dark body hair, pale skin

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      His dad fricked a toaster

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I cant find any of those that look good on me, I feel like my junk will pop out if I wear them. I usually get basket ball shorts, then just roll them up at the waist when I workout.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i like the under armor ones with the stretchy waistband on the outside. i forget the name but theyre also partly mesh (not huge mesh just a little) and theyre very breathable and nice for the summer

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Literally just go to any sports store and buy the first ones you see, who gives a frick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >ends up buying a pair of these

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        those are good,

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          literally good

          You guys probably wear snap back monster caps too

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Reminds me of my teen years, got a related story
        >be me, teen, late 2000s, early 2010s
        >start going to mma gym, as was the style at the time
        >actual fight guys always laughing at the dudes who come in with the sparkly Tapout shirts
        >owner was an actual mma fighter, was banned from UFC because Dana White hated him, not sure why, wasn't public or anything, he just got a letter saying he violated their terms and didn't specify
        >he was a really chill guy too, never started shit, but always finished it
        >back to the point, gets sponsored by a start up brand called "Bad Boy"
        >everyone laughing their asses off
        >contract gets canceled because he refused to wear shorts
        >ask why
        >"I wasn't about to wear shorts that say 'Bad Boys across my ass cheeks"
        >laughter erupts across gym
        >young kid gets embarrassed, walks out while holding his tee down over his shorts
        >they said 'Tapout' across the ass
        >leaves gym, more laughter

        I feel bad for the kid, but why does mma sponsored gear look so fricking dumb?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Shogun was sponsored by bad boy. That guy sounds like a homosexual giving up a potentially lucrative sponsorship because he’s insecure

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You can be secure and have the pride not to wear shorts that say “bad boy” on the ass cheeks

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He didn't need the money, his gym let him live comfortably, he just has a spine, unlike you.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        literally good

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Good choice. Shorts above the knee are a sign of a homosexual. Generally I assume that the shorter your shorts, the more willing you are to get ass fricked by a gay.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >he says, posting a gif of a man wearing shorts well above the knee
          sasuga

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            gay

            >t.

            >t. gay

            Bro chicks do not like shorts below the knee. It’s not 2008 anymore

            gay

            Grow some fricking legs you’re proud to show off

            gay

            I will not fall for your tricks and signal to the gays at my gym that I'm available by wearing short shorts. My shorts will always hang proudly below my knees, because I am a straight God fearing man.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >t.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Bro chicks do not like shorts below the knee. It’s not 2008 anymore

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Grow some fricking legs you’re proud to show off

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          As a bisexual man I agree, if I see you wearing short shorts I will aggressively pursue your butthole. Don't open the door to this if it's gonna make you uncomfortable if you dress like a homosexual people will think you are one.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      grownups who like to have sex and look good take a little bit of care with how they dress, when you graduate high school, you'll realize this sweaty

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >”I’m so manly I dress like shit and proud of it!”

      Why would you even bother getting in shape if you are just gonna dress like shit?
      You’re either a cargo shorts wearing baby boomer or the child of a cargo shorts wearing baby boomer and somehow managed to look up to your dad that dressed like utter shit

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just got some Nike dri-fit stride. They're pretty nice. I went for the 7" inseam, but cos I'm tall they fell really short, but they're about mid-thigh. I like how my legs look in them though. They also do a 5" inseam of you're a manlet

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How about something practical and comfortable like picrel?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ranger panties/silkies. This is me and the boys on our way to lift

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like a gay parade.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Its not my fault you're turned on by dudes in short shorts

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe if you watch a lot of gay military porn

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why do so many of them have their entire bodies shaved? and long hair and beards? looks like either frat boys or a gay pride parade.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What is this? Only like 3 people in here look like actually serve in literally any branch of the military.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If youre white or asian, you need to rick rugby style shorts. Cotton or poly-cotton blend fabric, 5 inch or shorter inseam. Pockets. If you dont have quads, better get some, b***h.

    If youre black, go ahead and wear your homosexualy shiny satin skirt that dangles past your knees and covers up your high calf insertions.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There's something so liberating about wearing shorts with 3 inch seams. If the thots can do it why not me?

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