I want to lift in the morning before my wedding. These photos will be around forever and I hate seeing myself in pictures without a pump. OTOH I will be busy as fuck all morning and my fiance is going to be stressed. I guess I could just get up a half hour early and do a quick circuit for pump only .
Marriedanons, what did you do?
Nah, just take a shit tone of l citrulline and cialis.
Don't be retarded. Just do push ups and bring some dumbbells for curls.
You’ll be lifting her over the threshold, just walk around the house for a bit and pretend it’s for her sake.
Pump = makeup for men
Don't be a bitch. You don't need a pump
Wife and I lifted morning of the wedding. Felt really good. Less stressed the rest of the day. Decent pump. Would recommend.
It’s your day, do what will make you feel best.
YWNBAW & NWH
That's very insecure though. Your wedding isn't even about you. And you'll be wearing a suit/shirt the entire time. If you need a pump just to feel good then that shows a lot about you and the type of guy you are.
I'd say a pump on your wedding day is the equivalent of women wearing make up at the gym. It's not only pointless but it goes to show that you have self appearance issues
99.99% of women wear makeup on their wedding day though? I just want to look my best and feel my best. It's not insecurity. It's not like I'm wearing shoe lifts or something lmfao
So are you a woman?
No, it's the equivalent though. Women wear makeup and men wear their best clothes and look their best. i wouldn't come to my wedding with scruffy hair and a t-shirt. Why should I come bloated and dyel?
Yikes
You do you man. I'd work out your body dysmorphia issues though.
You are the one that started to comparison with women. Wanting to look the best you can is universal and perfectly understandable.
No. It’s one of the most exhausting days of your life
I want to marry an african girl so ducking bad anons.
I was talking to this nigerian girl and went on a couple dates but ended up sperging out cuz I felt like she lost interest and wasn’t trying to see me anymore and ended up cutting her off.
She was a sweetheart tho, at least during our dates :(.
I just want a feminine, virgin, sweet, african wife. I don’t want to chase whores and be a coomer anymore.
If you embrace her culture then you'll keep her easily. African women still want to follow their traditions. I'd start with African restaurants, talk to the girls cooking and work from there. The ones who cook for other people are usually the sweet, humble, feminine ones. What you don't want is the club African girls. They are too busy with fashion and being bad bitches like American women.
Damn I never thought about scouting out african restaurants and other businesses. That could actually work. I have the balls to approach girls, thats how I got the last nigerian girl I talked to lol I literally walked up to her table while she was eating.
I just want a qt african virgin to talk to and don’t mind taking things slow with her.
Give it a shot
It depends. I'd say you'll get 20 and up for sure
Idk how I would go about approaching cooks there tho lol. Waitresses yeah.
If you're a real chad, say "I'd like to personally thank who ever made this." And hope a cutie comes out
Other than that idk. I know some places you can see the cooks.
Do the restaurants usually have younger women working there? Like 18 to early 20s
I was optimizing to be the biggest leanest I've ever been on my wedding day
I woke up, weighed myself, measured my bf with calipers and then started the day
I obliterated my CNS to the point that on the day before (my second rest day) I still looked like garbage
But I did it right and woke up looking like a roider
I'm 6'4 and weighed 274lbs and was 8% bf
The confidence boost was plenty to have a good day
My size 44 jacket was tight across the arms, chest and back
I didn't lift because I wanted to fuck that night
Remove all carbs for 3-5 days before the wedding. Carb up before wedding.
not him but why
Not him but dropping dropping carbs will cause you to drop a lot of water weight. Boosting carbs the day before the wedding will cause your body to soak up all excess water in your body into the muscles, making you look dry and full.
Only really works if you're already lean, and also control hydration, and probably sodium intake too.
good to know thanks
Assuming this isn't just black kween coom bait, the answer entirely depends on what time you have to be at your venue, and how much sleep you will lose by waking up early to go to the gym. Speaking from experience you'll be feeling nerves and apprehension the night before your wedding so you'll probably struggle to get to sleep at your normal bedtime, so let's assume you lose an hour of sleep from that, then let's also assume you lose another hour of sleep to wake up early and go to the gym. Will that loss of sleep be worth the pump? A pump that might not show through your suit? Your wedding day is a day you want to be performing at your absolute cognitive best and definitely not a day you want to be feeling cranky or low T from lack of sleep. You could also consider picrel under your shirt
I lifted on my wedding day purely because my wife was taking too long to get ready.
Literally no reason not to