should i start smoking cigarettes? im tempted to do it to get a deeper voice

should i start smoking cigarettes? im tempted to do it to get a deeper voice

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The key to a deeper voice is short sharp blows to the larynx with the side of your forefinger. 3 sets of 10-15 reps a day.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It'll take you like 10 years of smoking to have a noticeable effect

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      really? i wanna be like soldier boy

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        (you)

        soldier boy tell em
        I got a new dance for y’all called the soldier boy
        Lean to the left then crank that three times
        aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAHHHH
        (you)

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    cigar ette
    cigar
    ette
    >USAGE English nouns in which the suffix -ette designates a feminine role or identity have been perceived by many people as implying inferiority or insignificance: bachelorette; drum majorette; farmerette; suffragette; usherette.
    smoke pipe tobacco

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Not wanting a based, unique, high-pitched male voice

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not OP but a high pitched voice is no fun.
      A few weeks ago, some anon made a "voice analyser" thread and my voice results showed up a bit in the female side. I hate my voice.
      Tons of time people have said my voice sounds womanly. Even some women have said that my voice is *weird*(although one time a girl said my voice is cute but it didn't feel good because I'm pretty sure it was not a compliment kek). It's not fun.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The only way to improve your voice, then, is to hold your Adam's apple down and read aloud for 30 minutes a night. Nothing else will work.
        Try it. Start talking and while you're talking take your finger and keep your Adam's apple from rising. That's why your voice sounds womanly.

        Now find a good book, buy a 30 minute timer cube, buy a calendar, and start practicing every night and keep track by marking a symbol on your calendar.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        When you feel insecure about that sort of thing, just remember people like Jordan Peterson. Whether you like him or hate him, he's still a public intellectual with a 99th percentile popular podcast, he's a sought after speaker, etc, etc -- and he notoriously sounds like Kermit the Frog with a super nasally voice.

        I mean just listen to a few seconds of this

        ?t=912

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          And he comes across as absolutely pathetic because of it, nice argument.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Fuck off. JP is based.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Croaking about muh masculinity with that bitch ass voice lmao who does that guy think "he" is fooling?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              JP thinks that Russia is fighting against SJWs in Ukraine. Drugs fried his brain

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do people on the phone address you as sir or ma'am? That's the true test

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          people always address me as they/them so idk

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i've always envied women's voices when singing, especially highly skilled singers and live performers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGb4hj-EXt0
      dudes voice you linked is super unique, might have to consoom more

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You have to be 18 to post here

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you want to get a deeper voice then it's a better idea to take steroids.
    Trust me, I speak from experience (although it was a nice side, not my main goal)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      how about sarms

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's no proof sarms do *anything*

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          n1gga do your research

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sarms aren’t as androgenic, which is what you want here.

        n1gga do your research

        Just say moron

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can scream for an hour every day to get the same thing.

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