I use shampoo in the shower. First I rinse, then I get really in there with my hand and shampoo, then I rinse again.
No after I take a shit, I like to fold up a piece of toilet paper and put it under some water than add a dab of soap onto it and wipe off my ass. However, my butthole gets dry. Should I just stop using the soap and just rely on water or keep using the soap?
I would like a definitive answer for the question asked that is based on a situational variable. What happens if you go to a bathroom that doesn't have a sprayer or bidet? What about in the middle of the woods?
Probably better to use just water then, seems like your method is insufficient to get properly rid of the soap
I hope that you wipe dry first and only then use water, right?
Also, consider carrying wet wipes (but don’t throw them in the toilet, use the bin)
First I dry wipe, then I use the soap and water, then I just use water, then dry again.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Take a shower after you shit you dirty bugger
2 years ago
Anonymous
Not OP but this is what I do, the problem arises when I'm at the office and have to walk around with a shit covered butthole until I get a and can shower
You should stop being a fricking sperg everyone shits and having some shit left on your ass after wiping is normal and natural you’re ironically doing more harm to your body and anus with your autistic self hate bullshit than by not wiping properly or well enough. What happened to people like you growing up? Did someone make fun of you for shitting? Lord help you if something catastrophic happens and it’s back to leaves or your hand to wipe your shithole. Get a grip and learn to love yourself and others feces and all
Soup is made for hands and anus is way sensitive for that just water would be fine, also don't listen to that idiot and clean your ass, shit is full of parasites.
You'd be better off doing a DE cleanse and removing parasites from your guts that cause you to have issues around the time, frequency and consistency of your stool.
One shit a day is best, and if you train yourself, do it just before a shower in the morning. Then you've solved all of your lame problems.
Of course you should use wet wipes or soap and water to wash your butthole after shitting. I'm a European American and that is the only thing that bothers me in this glorious country, that Amerishits literally wipe their ass by spreading the shit around and then pull their pants up. IT IS FRICKING DISGUSTING YOU JUST SHITTED YOU SHOULD WASH YOUR butthole WITH A WET WIPE YOU FAT MCDONALDS FRICK
There is only one correct way. You wake up in the morning, you go to the toilet, you take a shit, and then you hop in the shower and wash before you start your day. Anyone who does anything else, or who shits more than once a day needs to get their life together.
w-water? what? Do you sit in the toilet when you're done?
No after I take a shit, I like to fold up a piece of toilet paper and put it under some water than add a dab of soap onto it and wipe off my ass. However, my butthole gets dry. Should I just stop using the soap and just rely on water or keep using the soap?
Just get one of these you mongs
Best of both worlds, it’s quick but you get clean (no soap but at least it’s better than just paper)
Am moronic
I use these
Plus liquid soap
For a clean booty
Anyone who doesn't use these or at least some form of water is subhuman.
/thread
You’re a homosexual I’m shitting right now and I’m going to use just toilet paper and live to tell the tale
fricking nancy, i shit once a day when i go for a run in my local forest and use a leaf and some spit like a real cowboy
I know this is a joke, but it's just a reminder that the majority of the population walk around with dirty buttholes. Bleak.
eh, big deal
It’s an butthole it isn’t meant to be and never will be fricking sterile clean you homo
I would like a definitive answer for the question asked that is based on a situational variable. What happens if you go to a bathroom that doesn't have a sprayer or bidet? What about in the middle of the woods?
Probably better to use just water then, seems like your method is insufficient to get properly rid of the soap
I hope that you wipe dry first and only then use water, right?
Also, consider carrying wet wipes (but don’t throw them in the toilet, use the bin)
First I dry wipe, then I use the soap and water, then I just use water, then dry again.
Take a shower after you shit you dirty bugger
Not OP but this is what I do, the problem arises when I'm at the office and have to walk around with a shit covered butthole until I get a and can shower
You should stop being a fricking sperg everyone shits and having some shit left on your ass after wiping is normal and natural you’re ironically doing more harm to your body and anus with your autistic self hate bullshit than by not wiping properly or well enough. What happened to people like you growing up? Did someone make fun of you for shitting? Lord help you if something catastrophic happens and it’s back to leaves or your hand to wipe your shithole. Get a grip and learn to love yourself and others feces and all
>t. scat fetishist
Not hardly. Just a normal well adjusted person who isn’t afraid of their own shit
projecting hard, when did you start eating shit, anon?
When your mom told me she was into that shit
you sound like Chris Watts, i bet you have a smelly poop dick
But what if OP is one of the blacks that gets a rimjob? Wouldn't want those women to be licking shit would we?
>t. dude who wonders why no one likes being around him
Hint: you smell like shit.
Anon no.
Soup is made for hands and anus is way sensitive for that just water would be fine, also don't listen to that idiot and clean your ass, shit is full of parasites.
What about spit?
I use shampoo in the shower. First I rinse, then I get really in there with my hand and shampoo, then I rinse again.
shampoo is bad for your skin
If you got shit anywhere else on your body, what would you do?
use soap?
Your anus is not the same as the rest of your body. You need to use soap for your face on it because it's more sensitive than your arms or back
Idk butt does anyone else shave their ass?
I do my boyfriend loves it and I love the extra attention
>butt
You'd be better off doing a DE cleanse and removing parasites from your guts that cause you to have issues around the time, frequency and consistency of your stool.
One shit a day is best, and if you train yourself, do it just before a shower in the morning. Then you've solved all of your lame problems.
Of course you should use wet wipes or soap and water to wash your butthole after shitting. I'm a European American and that is the only thing that bothers me in this glorious country, that Amerishits literally wipe their ass by spreading the shit around and then pull their pants up. IT IS FRICKING DISGUSTING YOU JUST SHITTED YOU SHOULD WASH YOUR butthole WITH A WET WIPE YOU FAT MCDONALDS FRICK
I am from Europe and we do nothing like that here.
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toilet paper
There is only one correct way. You wake up in the morning, you go to the toilet, you take a shit, and then you hop in the shower and wash before you start your day. Anyone who does anything else, or who shits more than once a day needs to get their life together.
So many homosexuals ITT
Make sure to clean your butthole for your boyfriend anons!
Just have a toilet slave give you a rim job... They exist and they love nothing more than tounging a hot dirty butthole to cleanliness.