>Sir, do you have any idea how hard you were bulking? Posted on March 6, 2023 by Anonymous >Sir, do you have any idea how hard you were bulking?
No, but my scale does!
>gets shot 47 times
dont break the law and you won't get shot and killed. simple as. you dirty fucking criminal. (went 10lbs over the bulk limit)
I swear it was just ONE Whopper, senpai ;~;
>"Exhibit A: seventy-three discarded Burger King, Hardee's, and Carls Jr receipts in the floorboard of the defendant's vehicle, spanning the course of five weeks and three days immediately prior to the arrest"
BULK LIVES MATTER
SAY HIS WEIGHT
>“BULK AND CUT TOWARDS ME”
>dirty fucking criminal
dirty fucking bulker
>I ain't no clean bulkin leangainer like you. You know, I'm just a bloatmaxxer, I suppose. And I want my calories.
>I'm sorry officer, I- hold on a second...
>I don't know what you're talking about
>*suddenly moves hand to glove compartment*
>triglycerides over the legal limit
>bulking license suspended
>penis was obscured
What do you expect? Atleast get a fake penis to stick over the top, it's rare that cops will stop you and check.
You just know this will be a thing if it isn't already
>oi mate, we lookin a bit fit today aren't we
>you know the rules, no exercising without a loicense
>is that WHEY protein in your shaker??
>license to bulk
>"A protein shake, in a deep shaker bottle. Three scoops vanilla protein powder, one scoop chocolate, and make it up with full fat chocolate milk. Stirred, not shaken."
>You Only Lift Twice
>Lift And Let Die
>DYEL Another Day
>Casino Royale with Cheese
>The Man with the Golden Gains
>From Rippetoe with Love
Basically was during lockdown
>allowed out for exercise which didn't include any form of exercise
>only 1 meat product allowed per basket
Haven't been to sainsbury's since they had a go at me like I was a naughty 6 year old for going in 3 times a day to buy chicken. I called the manager a sad cunt for spying on his customers and accused him of using CCTV to perv on women lol
I was lucky enough to work from home during covid so most of the lunacy just passed me by. I forgot how fucking retarded the whole world was. The fact there were no mass riots over this shows that there will never be any grassroot evolution. We will be enslaved
>The fact there were no mass riots over this shows that there will never be any grassroot evolution.
There were literally tonnes. There was the Truckers convoy which went globally and shut down Ottawa and Tel Aviv, a march in London which 50,000 people attended, near constant riots in Paris (although that probably would've happened without lockdowns tbf), some politicians in Spain and one of the Scandi countries got assaulted, a senior politician somewhere in Europe got kidnapped and one in Germany had to be evacuated because about five hundred people stormed his home, and there was the riots in Australia which almost 100,000 people joined. None of that hit the news because it wasn't convenient for the global media, and when it was broadcast within their respective countries it was always with the condescending "these people are selfish and evil, we're the government and we know best" tone
Whenever there was a protest the first thing governments did was contain the information. Unless you were on Telegram (I think the channel was called TyrantWatch or something like that, it got shut down by the glowies in late 2021) you would never know that something was happening just the next city over. Twitter, FB, plebbit, local news, national news, etc everything was totally censored.
ok fair, there were riots but nothing has changed. Truckers got fucked by banks and horses and eventually went home. Nothing really changed, did it ? I think they dropped the covid shit because of the war
About 4500 calories a day and 100g of fat a day, officer.
I was at 3300cal and 115g of fat before my cut...I have never been so horny in my life
I don't know.
I respectfully don't feel comfortable sharing that.
I am exercising my right to silence.
Am I being detained?
Am I free to go?
I want a lawyer.
First two can be used against you.
>"Did you or did you not state to Officer Higgins that you, and I quote "respectfully don't feel comfortable sharing that."?
>I don't recall
You can't he said she said a cop, they'll fucking pull up a video of you saying it right there.
I don't recall
Ok man good luck with that
I don't recall
>Since the defendant has trouble recalling the events. I hereby sentence him to 6 months of mandatory rolling 48s. If you fail to adhere to the fast then you will be imprisoned in a crossfit gym for 5 years.
Oof, easy there judge- we trying to rehabilitate xir back into society or snap his shit?
"Am I free to travel, not drive, my vessel, which is not required to have a license plate because I'm free?"
Cop: *looks up thankfully; says* "Thank you Lord" *Pulls you out of the car and begins doing some light cardio with his baton.*
>implying that the only words that should come out of your mouth are
>invoking your right to silence
>Am I being detained/Am I free to go?
>I want a lawyer
>Is a sovereign citizen thing and not just what every person supposed to say when interacting with cops.
I got out of two situations with cops just saying those 3 things. The other time the cop was a roided tatted up gang member looking guy who wouldn't take his hand off his pistol so I had to play that one by ear and deescalate. If I had said "Am I free to go" he might of freaked out.
How'd you go about that last one?
played the victim and did what he said while saying as little as possible.
Guy just rolled up on me while I was walking down the street, gets out of his car, and detains me, while habitually putting his hand on his pistol.
This is why you need to record every interaction with cops, fuck them, they've betrayed citizens over and over again, if they slip up and get sued and fired, that's their fault! Fuck boot lickers.
recording won't stop every cop from mercing you. So you have to be smart and asses what kind of cop you are dealing with. Is he just a regular cop doing his job and not an unhinged thug or is he going through a break up with his gf and wants to take it out on you? Some cops wake up in the morning and think "I'm gonna kill some random dude today for shits and giggles". So you have to be careful.
They won't, but you will always have evidence when they don't that you can directly show to the judge when they hear your case.
I care more about staying alive than winning a case
a lot of cops are just fucking nuts thanks to departments hiring veterans
i have three close friends who are cops in three different states, and all of them have several ex-military coworkers/superiors with PTSD that see civilians as enemy combatants
They don't even hire veterans, they hire domestic abusers and shit like that who won't get a real job.
> T. Fed bootlicker.
Yeah yeah we know you are a fed.
So he's licking his own boots?
Hey, pretty much every fed has tried to do that at least once in their life. Nothing to be ashamed of.
You don't need to talk to cops and you shouldn't.
It's the courts job to determine guilt and execute justice, not the cops. Cops just make arrests.
I love sovereign citizens. I love to see them get away with it, but it hurts my heart to see them get their asses kicked.
Personally I think sovereign citizens are just embarrassing. And it's shitty when clearly guilty criminals use sovereign citizen arguments in court. But I can appreciate the spirit of challenging unnecessary bureaucratic laws in the rare instances that happens, though most of the time sovereign citizens are usually bullshit.
You better check that out with the law of the sea anon, I think they have the right to travel in their conveyance.
>SIR, I WILL SHOOT YOU IF YOU REACH FOR THAT QUEST BAR
>DON'T DO IT
>Taking into account all evidence, and seeing as your BMI was over 25, I have no choice but to hand down the maximum sentence...
>200 hours of cardio!
My gains! NOOOO
>YOU CAN'T DO THIS I CAN'T DO ANY MORE CARDIO
>*induces heart attack in himself*
I'm not bulking.
I'm on keto.
>sentence: five years in San Rippetoe Maximum Deficit Penitentiary for the Criminally Obese
>My client was merely entering an insanity plea
>we move to have our client evaluated by a psychiatrist.
I’ve been bulking at a speed of about 8 pounds a month for the last three months.. I’ll slow it down, sir.
H-hey c'mon man..
Mr Piano said five scoops, right?
>I need facts Kowalski
>Spit it out!
>...we've recieved words hes imported 500g of creatine through his contacts in east asia
>My God... Thats enough to remove the hair of every man, woman and child in america!
>Do you have his location
>W-we're working on it sir! I have my teams searching every planet fitness west of the mississippi.
>I pray to god you find him Kowalski, or its goodbye luscious locks, hello norwood six...
I may be bulking but my speed and reflexes are still on point, see...
*Grabs officer's sidearm*
Just think of all the hot gay sex waiting for us in prison.
Some chud out expecting it
I am a sovereign/ fit/izen. I wasn't bulking, I was attaining a calorie surplus.
AM I BEING DEGAINED?
>defendant tested positive for creatine
>traces of mass gainer were found in the trunk
best thread on the board right now
>Ate one of those little Debbie oatmeal cream pies with a scoop of vanilla icecream on it for dessert
Is there a problem officer?
you are hereby sentenced to a maximum sentence of dreamer bulk of peace
>Sir you were eating 5000 calories in a 2000 calorie zone.
Oh really, haha, well you know, I had some Christmas leftovers frozen and-
>"Sir, it's almost Spring"
>I swear it's just a baby bulk
>W-what? You want me to get out of the car?
>Okay hold on *sucks in deep and takes off seat belt*
>*Opens door and rolls outside*
>You want me to walk on this line? Officer that's asking a lot
>*Tries to walk and falls over own fat*
>OFFICER PLEASE *breaths in* I HAVE A FAMILY *breaths in* IT WAS A BABY *breaths in* BULK I SWE *breaths in* AR!
>KEEP YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM
>DON'T MAKE ANY SUDDEN FEEDING MOTIONS
>my god, what's that in the back seat
Anons, what's in the back seat?
Several cartons of eggs.
>dozens of discarded butter wrappers
a 10 lbs bucket of extra smooth peanut butter thinned with coconut water and a straw
I don't want to do this but we gotta drop the donuts
>I-It was just one thin crust pizza officer! I was doing OMAD with protein powder!
SORRY OFFICER BUT I AM BEING LATE TO MY ANABOLIC WINDOW
>suspect is fleeing eastbound on- wait, no, he's pulling into a wendy's
>suspect is seen carrying excessive amounts of food, possible armed robbery
Kek but gotta admit its about time to switch to cut, I remembered 2 days ago the qt at the burger joint was confused with my order for a bit because I was taking 3 burgers.
Not related but has anyone noticed how often qts work at fast food and retail? I had to give my information to my university for work and all the girls were ugly when walking along the street as it's Portland, a girl in my elevator going up was ugly, but I go into the office and a qt redhead my age was working the counter.
Or at a value village, literally one of the cutest girls I've seen was working as a self checkout assistant. Why is every girl I have the ability to talk to further ugly, but the girls I only get to talk to once are so cute!
luck probably but we can pull some assessment out of our asses. a common pool of that sort of characters would come from, if you are walking on selfmade (wo)man path, or something like if you're foreign to that place in scale of different city or country, you'd be likely doing such jobs on the side along with your primary goal like the education or other. you might be running into those. take your chances and gradually snipe one, someone like mentioned would make a good character.
I need help.
A lot of fat people have low blood sugar. and low insulin resistance.
Every time I try to gain weight my fasting glucose goes up 122-132 mg/dL.
My A1C is 5.4.
I am 6'6 and 194 pounds right now. How do I gain 20 pounds in 1 month without becoming diabetic? I lose weight in my sleep.
I am self medicating metformin and pioglitazone 30mg right now.
fuck dude are you eskimo or something?
no but I am worried about becoming type 2 diabetic. my doctors tell me only the A1C matters but in the past my fasting blood sugar was 132 when I woke up and it was like that several times.
Lowest it has been on healthy diet was 105 mg/dl.
I just really want to gain at least 20 pounds in a month 🙁
>20 lbs in one month
Won't happen in your case.
You gotta slowly adjust your diet to lower your insulin sensitivity. Also if you're worried about blood sugar, mix whatever bulking food you enjoy with some low glycemic foods to balance it out.
why not? a fat guy told me to just drink tubs of melted ice cream. I want fat on my chest.
3400 calories in a single meal!?
There was only FIFTEEN grams of protein you sick fuck!