Smoking for fat loss

Ok, so apparently nicotine fastens your metabolism with 7-15% boost, which figures why most smockers tend to be kinda lean and get fat when they stop smoking.

i have a few mini cigars at home and id figured id try a few as a "medicament" to give my self a boost.

i feel extremely gay and larping. I cant imagine how people get addicted and "need" this. ive barely went trhough 10% of the mini cigar and i wouldnt say its enjoyable at all. but hey...gotta up that metabolism.

for those of you who called me "lazy" and "lacking will power" ive literally started smoking cigars to cheat and increase my metabolism.

anyone wanna share experience how they got leaner from smoking?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >"lacking will power"
    you are, because instead of putting the fricking fork down, you started cheating

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      why did you presume that i "cant put the fork down?"
      thats kinda like me saying "haha stop buying avocado toast" because i own a house and you dont.

      Cigars increase testosterone and increase metabolism. Sure they kind of increase the risk of mouth cancer but the risk has been massively overstated.

      yea i forgot about the test boost. i guess im a cigar gay now lol.
      i could barely smoke 15% of the woman's cigar before giving up for now, this is some dry shit. how do smokers get addicted to this lol?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        no one gets addicted to cigars, you aren't hardcore or special

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          got fricking RELAX DUDE. can you stop being so edgy and HAVE SEX so you can calm the frick down?

          every smoker i know cant fricking quit. im just surprised they get addicted to it.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Not true

          I have smoked 10 black and milds or BLKs a day for 16 Years

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            are you thin?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              No. But I haven’t actually looked into the science behind eating until the last few years and I’m down 45 lbs since September. I’m 5”7 220. I have decent muscles though. Just a dad bod muffin top

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Check out dem fat fricking chonkers. Please be real.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              i think the only fat guy here is you man. living on the fricking street, sleeping on the floor.

              how about get a job and stop being a disappointment to your mother? like for once in your fricking life

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I am 5”7 230. Definitely have sausage fingers

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            No. But I haven’t actually looked into the science behind eating until the last few years and I’m down 45 lbs since September. I’m 5”7 220. I have decent muscles though. Just a dad bod muffin top

            lol

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cigars increase testosterone and increase metabolism. Sure they kind of increase the risk of mouth cancer but the risk has been massively overstated.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Just smoke 1 black and mild a day and you’ll be fine. Moderation is key.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Ok, so apparently nicotine fastens your metabolism with 7-15% boost,
    It isn't nicotine, it's the heavy metals.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      but theres no heavy metals in cigars, this is not a normal filtered cigarette with the toxic shit

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    there are also other boosters to your metabolism. my routine after eating is smoking a joint and taking a coffee with cinnamon instead of sugar, afterwards i drink a couple of glasses of cold water. lost 8 kg since the chinese new year

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what the thing with drinking cold water after the cinnamon coffee? and what role does cinnamon play?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        apparently all those increase your metabolism. cinnamon is also cool for your dick btw.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          hey thanks for helping man. this place is full of morons who try to bully people. appreciate the honest help.

          me, im gonna go through these cigars for the next month, i got some ostarine coming and i think ill order some oxyracetam for the brain fog...ive been itching to try.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Don’t start smoking. I regret it. I only started because it was a stress reliever at a rough time in my life. If you must smoke, do it at the end of the day before you shower because it makes you smell and relax max.

            A good way to increase your metabolism without smoking is force yourself to eat every 3 hours. Even if it’s just a handful of nuts or one of those sacks of tuna. Are you trying to cut or bulk?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            on the other hand i dont feel comfortable with going out for a run because of how much i smoke.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I smoked weed and hit nicotine all the time when I was losing weight. I tried the weed to gain actually but it made me less hungry. It works

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I didn’t eat when I smoked pot because it would make me lose my high. That being said when I smoked pot it was 15 years ago and I was poor so 40$ would only get you a quarter oz of Reggie bush

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Invest in a pen, anon. I’m 20 now, the battery is cheap. And the cartridges cost 25-30 for a gram of oil iirc. It’s more discreet

        I still prefer actual flower but oh well

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just use snus. Have a coffee and pop one of these bad boys under your uppper lip and you'll be running to the toilet.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    will I get the same effect with nicotine patches?
    Smoking takes a lot of time.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i wouldnt be so sure.
      i mean applying liquid nicotine through the skin...sounds kinda cancerous.

      smoking a cigar made from leaves...a little better

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you could buy nicotine pouches to putvin your mouth. A thing called snus, minimal long term damage.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >minimal long term damage.
        bait

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          check sweden, they're doing fine

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >smoking anything for health or vanity

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    For me it’s black coffee, snus and fapping to some quality 80’s porn after a big meal

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you could buy nicotine pouches to putvin your mouth. A thing called snus, minimal long term damage.

      I can't find snus here, what's the next best thing? Will nicotine patches do the trick?
      How much mg should I take daily?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Are you in EU or US?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Argentina

          dude i was just saying like one tiny cigar for girls...for 2-3 days..dont go full moron
          you just need the test + metabolism boost.

          I'm using a nicotine patch as we speak did I frick up?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            update, I threw up and almost had a heart attack
            took the patch off just in case.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        dude i was just saying like one tiny cigar for girls...for 2-3 days..dont go full moron
        you just need the test + metabolism boost.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm an absolute moron
    you can ingest nicotine without smoking, you know?

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Remember to take an aspirin before you smoke a big fat cigar

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Elaborate
      Is it because of the blood thinning effects of it?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It prevents the effect of nicotine on blood vessels. Also never ever inhale the smoke of a cigar.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >fastens

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You don't know what you're talking about.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >i find multiple peer reviewed studies online
      >public knowledge that cigarettes increase metabolism by 7-15%
      >"you dont know what youre talking about"

      the fact that i work from home and own a house shows that i know more than you.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Quality Cuban tobacco is good for your health.

    >t. MD

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      please elaborate

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You know what increases metabolism by more than 7%? Doing cardio and not having it inhibited by tar.

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