So, now that the dust has settled we can all agree than donr kebab durum roll is literally the best post workout food?

So, now that the dust has settled we can all agree than donör kebab durum roll is literally the best post workout food?

>inb4 im american and what is this

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    obviously, you should be whipped for even daring to pose such a matter as a question

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >So meine liebe, hänchen oder kalb? Gemüse alles? Welche soße?

    Kalb, alles, tzatziki und ein bissen scharf master race here

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      so my love, something over something

      thats all i can decipher offhand i kind of gave up learning german a long time ago

      https://i.imgur.com/IZKRu1v.jpg

      Agreed. And for pre-workout: McDouble and a Beer are perfect

      >mcbeer
      frick is that real? i need to move out of murrica so i can drink beer everywhere i go

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >i kind of gave up learning german a long time ago
        Same here, but this one's easy, chicken or calf (admit I had to check that word), all vegetables, which sauces. He likes to have calf with tzaziki and have it a bit spicy.
        Damn, that made me kinda hungry suddenly, this is why I avoid IST.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah you got it anon, but I think kalb normally translates to veal

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >frick is that real?
        I got free beer from the burger king at the Amsterdam airport a couple years back. The extra large was supposed to be removed from the menu but it was listed at €0 instead. I ordered 5 and they brougjt me 5 large beers lmao

        That's what happens when robots take the money, the wagies had no idea

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, it is Spain

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why is everyone outside of Berlin so moronic regarding Döner?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        If you have to say more than alles komplett when ordering your döner your döner place is shit

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Im not native whats the progression to reach this level? Which sauce do you get when you order alles komplett?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I say yogurt and spicy sauces

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >habibi, mach hähnchen, kein kraut, extra zwiebeln und extra petersilie
      >und soße mach scharf und wienertail

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        kein kraut beste mann

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why does your Dönermann talk like a giant gay? He kurdish or something

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    only if it has red cabbage in it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >red cabbage
      he likes goyslop

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Agreed. And for pre-workout: McDouble and a Beer are perfect

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      this looks fricking kino. I wish they served beer at my local mcdonalds

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      God damn that beer made me realize how much I miss it

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        > How addicted I'm to a liquid that I can't control myself over it.

        COPE.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No, this is better

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Based and donör pilled, this is my lunch.
      My biggest challenge with tracking my macros, is actually having to input my country cuisine.
      These things have low carb, high protein, and healthy amount of Vit C.

      This is my daily breakfast.
      My gf started to lose weight just by eating the same as me.
      My dinner is just salad.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How to make that?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        very easy, you just need to mix some eggs and pour them in a well oiled/buttered pan over medium-low heat, then flip it when it's not liquid on top anymore and cook for another couple of minutes.
        Before mixing the eggs add to them some salt and spices to taste.
        If you put veggies in it I'd start cooking them in the pan for a few minutes before pouring the eggs on top, but if you want them more raw you can put them in directly with the eggs.
        If you want to make it tastier and more calorically dense, diced ham and cheese pair well with it, just throw them into the mixture.
        If you want the end result to be thicker you can add some flour to the eggs, like half a spoon for 3-4 eggs.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Which veggies are the best to add? Also I don't have many spices, last time I tried making omelette it tasted like nothing.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            nta but spinach and gruyere are the two best vegetables to add to an omelette

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >gruyere a vegetable
              Your fatness is showing

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            zucchini and bell peppers are among my favourite for this but green beans, peas and tomatoes are also good and don't need to be precooked (unlike something like say broccoli). Honestly almost anything goes well with eggs. Same with spices, sometimes I just add some curry, other times paprika and pepper, or yet again something like rosemary or oregano. In any case back pepper is almost always a good pairing with eggs.
            I was almost forgetting onions, chop them up finely and cook them on the pan until golden before pouring the eggs and they'll add a ton of flavour

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Which veggies
            tomato, onion, bell peper.
            You can add powdered garlic as spice, and you can use curry and Turmeric

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't condone the eating of human flesh.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, god bless with national german dish.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Rest in peace Tom cruise

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I remember this bit from the new Top Gun.
      Broke my heart to see him get hurt like this

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >donör kebab durum roll

    i fricking hate you westerners desecrating our cuisine you can’t even name it properly

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >inb4 im american and what is this
    I'm American and have had doner kebab (best one I had was in Berlin). They're just gyros with slightly different sauce

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you have to be fricking kidding me. come to turkey motherfricker

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        frick you mother fricker gyro is shit kebab is number one come to Turkiye

        There are enough roaches in germoney, and the best one I had wasn't even run by roaches

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      frick you mother fricker gyro is shit kebab is number one come to Turkiye

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Turkiye

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          What is Turk-i-yeh?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Most Greek food as a Turkish equivalent and most Turkish food has a Greek equivalent. It's all the same shit but if you don't acknowledge the slight differences some angry Turk will knife you

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        turks and greeks are essentially a single ethnicity, the only difference between them is whether one is christian or muslim.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm American and this post is based. Doner kebab is the one thing eurogays do right

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ha ha that looks like a gyro

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Halal food, quintessentially European

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i'm american but I agree

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    left or right? don't be such a basedboy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Im going with left all day.
      No sauce on right 2/10 would not bang.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >white bread
      Just puked in my mouth a little. You know that shit can kill you right?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >would you like two pitas or 7lbs or meat
      hardly seems fair

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >$10 vs $100

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >european one week's worth of food
      vs
      >light american snack between breakfast and lunch

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Right, hands down. Why would I want a wrap over a brisket?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That bread needs to be toasted and buttered

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >left cost €10, ready in 15 minutes max
      >right cost $149.99 plus le 35% tip #sponsorserviceworkers, requires pre order
      >still takes an hour to be ready at arrival

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      my stomach couldnt process right even if I wanted.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Too much amount, humans shouldn't consume this much of food in one settings.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >goyslop fast food, in germany

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      at least american goysloop is american, meanwhile kraut goysloop is foreign

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >at least...is american
        Only a low educated burger would say this as a positive unironically. US does not make a single thing of quality anymore, and especially your food industry is a traffic accident

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ass is the best post workout food

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >ass (female)

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >best post workout food?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      looks amazing to be fair. For me its usually a post workout beef burrito

    • 1 year ago
      fuck every single last one of you

      patty melts are the ambrosia of the gods

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's 5 modelos and a burger

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Burrito >>> kebab

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      for me its the HSP

      burrito is peasant food with mystery meat

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >burrito is peasant food with mystery meat
        Well so is the kebab served by middle easterners in Europe. Why do you think they slather it with a shitload of sauces?

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I always want to eat them, but for some reason I always pick the kapsalon. Not the small kapsalon, but the big one. The small one has roughly 1000 kilocalories, and the big one around 1600 per portion.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >1000 kilocalories
      for a salad?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        thats shoarma, fries, cheese, unions and all kinds of salad.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Habibi, einmal Yufka mit allem.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    kek i'm an american living in turkey and i wouldn't recommend it at all
    turkish food is goyslop, really fatty cuts of meat cooked in butter, and there's zero quality control so you have really no idea what kind of macros you're getting when you buy it. it's basically like going to your local mexican place or burger joint and getting a large carne asada burrito or double cheeseburger, and saying "yep, this is the ideal meal"

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >goyslop
      >really fatty cuts of meat cooked in butter

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        yea it's unhealthy lmao
        look up the calorie consumption by country. turkey is 4th in the world. and to be honest, i see less people in decent shape here than i did even in america, because there's much less of a fitness culture. every turkish man who is past 22 is a varying degree of skinnyfat, fat, or obese.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Not because of the Turkish cuisine, because of all the american goyslop that's opening all over turky and social media promoting american goyslop.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Turkey has the highest obesity rate when you compare it to European countries. The traditional food is good but most of the food you find there is absolute goysloppy slop fried in sneed oil, questionable meat and whatnot. Their desserts are also fricking packed with sugar

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Genuinely curious as to why Turks are so hated? The only ones I have met have been relatively normal.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think you've seen the Turkish immigrants in Germany/Netherlands

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Their views on what is "honor or honorary" in general is twisted and fricked while they deem it as one of the most important things. So you have a person that is focused on twisted fricked views. They also behave like Black folk, literal Black folk of the desert people. They gang up, talk shit only when in groups or over the web. They band together as "clans" while tricking the system to gain money (which is clever, German government is clueless). They participate in all kinds of shady things from arms dealing, drug dealing or fricking up drugs or tobacco with bad ingredients. They act all high and superior with their desert belief religion and family goes first but in reality they all are hypocrites when it comes to actual follow through with their beliefs (most of them drink, smoke, do haram shit). They have no manners and are incompatible with western society i general. They are laid back in a negative way, lazy even, like to discuss with authorities and question them in general, even when blatantly in the wrong. They play the racism card everytime and portray themselves as the victims. They stink, and are motivated by strong, gangster like figures with fricked morals. I could go on but thats enough for now. Also, 1 out of 20 turks is chill and actually based. Mostly it's their men that are shitty. The women are extremely friendly and modern. Also, their women are either turbo ugly or extremely beautiful and they start to open up more to mixed relationships (the turk men dont like that) but goddamn I WILL frick beautiful turkish woman that makes me tasty turkish food every day

        Thinking back on it, many of the Turks that I know are usually mixed/white-passing. One of them told me that male Turks carry a crazy gene in them lol. Probably from all the cousin fricking.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      they are muzzies, thats enough.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      becouse they belong in fricking turkey with the other sand Black folk

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Their views on what is "honor or honorary" in general is twisted and fricked while they deem it as one of the most important things. So you have a person that is focused on twisted fricked views. They also behave like Black folk, literal Black folk of the desert people. They gang up, talk shit only when in groups or over the web. They band together as "clans" while tricking the system to gain money (which is clever, German government is clueless). They participate in all kinds of shady things from arms dealing, drug dealing or fricking up drugs or tobacco with bad ingredients. They act all high and superior with their desert belief religion and family goes first but in reality they all are hypocrites when it comes to actual follow through with their beliefs (most of them drink, smoke, do haram shit). They have no manners and are incompatible with western society i general. They are laid back in a negative way, lazy even, like to discuss with authorities and question them in general, even when blatantly in the wrong. They play the racism card everytime and portray themselves as the victims. They stink, and are motivated by strong, gangster like figures with fricked morals. I could go on but thats enough for now. Also, 1 out of 20 turks is chill and actually based. Mostly it's their men that are shitty. The women are extremely friendly and modern. Also, their women are either turbo ugly or extremely beautiful and they start to open up more to mixed relationships (the turk men dont like that) but goddamn I WILL frick beautiful turkish woman that makes me tasty turkish food every day

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the first time I got really fat was when I moved to Berlin, as a simple-minded 23 year old skinny dude I wasn't ready for all the kebab (and incidentally the MD, which made me even hungrier). Went from 63Kgs to 85 in 4 months.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    902 chad reporting in. Donairs are the ultimate form.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      wtf is that. OP's looks better

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Sloppy piles of shit you mostly find in east coast canada

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      looks like someone cum in it

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry that was me. I really had to cum I couldn't hold it in.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer Pita Gyros over the kebab trash.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I ate some of my favorite Döner yesterday and felt like absolute shit afterwards. Is this a good or a bad sign?

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Remember inside every German there is a Turk, and all turkroaches must die.

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Mach extra Weichkäse

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Incorrect pickles is the best post workout food

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