So this happened

>be me
>lifting in the garage
>mom walks in with a plate of tendies with chinese sauce
>always told mom to not to come to the garage while I lifted
>always told mom to never look me in my eyes while I lifted (its where my demons hide)
>she made eye contact
>the plate fell from her hands
>the young man she had been raising had turned into a FRICKED UP beast
>she covers her mouth with both her hands as she lets out a yelp
>turns around and runs away
>i put the rusty barbell down
>calmly walk up to the mirror and smash it as I see the beast too
Gosh dang it IST, we were gonna go shopping this weekend. What do I do now?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    pee on her to assert dominance

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this some weird Freudian complex where your mom can't stand seeing her son as someone that has developed masculine qualities, and that her son's "beastly-ness" is actually just her son that has developed in to a masculine, self driven and god forbid sexual mature man and he is no longer the innocent baby that she tried to keep him as?

      moronic zoomers cant appreciate a good joke and dont know how to react to it
      they always do shit like adding cringe and unnecessary shit over the original joke in hopes of stealing the spotlight from the creator of the good joke
      god im so fricking tired of you fricking broccoli head cringe fricking npcs

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >good joke
        Anon your shitty "creative writing" is not good nor funny. The zoomies are based for shitting all over it.
        Now post body for wasting 45 seconds of my life.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          pathetic attempt at shit flinging zoomer
          try again
          and no, i wont show you my body you fricking homosexual twink
          all you need to know is that I curl 45 kgs on 1 hand

          >pic rel, im not op

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >why aren't I getting updoots on IST?!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/D3DbTBe.png

        pathetic attempt at shit flinging zoomer
        try again
        and no, i wont show you my body you fricking homosexual twink
        all you need to know is that I curl 45 kgs on 1 hand

        >pic rel, im not op

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I remember the days of tendy posting and good boy points and mommy’s bestest boy… i remember one green text where he bought a hooker with his good boy points. Fricking died laughing. Could never find it again though.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this some weird Freudian complex where your mom can't stand seeing her son as someone that has developed masculine qualities, and that her son's "beastly-ness" is actually just her son that has developed in to a masculine, self driven and god forbid sexual mature man and he is no longer the innocent baby that she tried to keep him as?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      remember when you were gay for your mom?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      this reminds me of when I was 14 years old in the shower and my mom just barged in there,doing her best to look at my penis,while I shoulderbumped her 3 times while covering my junk with a towel,up to this day I wonder why she did this.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        What else happened in your youth, anon? What race are you?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          She left my dad when I was 4 years,so when I was around 10 I would spend time with her every summer,that was the first time she did this,I have irish blood so you figure it out kek

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >4 years
            4 years old

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            So… you’re her only child, her only son, and probably became the “man of the house” at age 8? Was she also very emotionally dependent on you? Crying about her issues to a child, telling you how awful men were, that you needed to take care of her?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I think you misunderstood me,my father got custody of me,maybe he had the upper hand since they were never married and he's more financially capable.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                … Do you look like your dad? Could she have seen younger dad in you and been moronation curious if you matched elsewhere?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah that's probably it,I do have my mother's eyelashes though but my jawline is sharp if not sharper than my dad's from chewing gum for hours as a kid,saw a pic of him in high school and it made me think how if he was as slim as me and maintained his youth,we could have almost passed for twins,I even sound just like him,only difference between me and him now is I'm taller than him by 4 inches and he's fatter.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You should have let her look at it, then maintained eye contact as you slapped it against your thigh.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I have irish blood
            it all checks out

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Irish blood

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Solid chuckle.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are the tendies ok?

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you could eat the tendies off the ground if you were a real beast

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What do I do now?
    Post pics of your mom, op

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You were naked weren't you

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you were the only one there anon.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    /fit/.exe

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