>be me >sleep paralysis veteran >had them for years since my teenage years >sometimes get to see shadow people, the grim reaper flying above me, huge skull with flaming eyes floating, demon entering my mouth at high speed >ffw 25 yo >sleep paralysis again >had enough >scream at the top of my lungs “COME AND GET ME COME FIGHT ME” >to that day, rarely have sleep paralysis and when I have it there is no demons >mfw I actually beat my demons
Imagine ever experiencing something that could ever be considered paranormal. All you experience sleeping on your back is the ceiling and improved posture/shoulder position
Start looking lucid dreaming. You vibe the whole time. My method is to take deep breaths as I walk "down stairs" into a temple carved into a mountain. There is water after the first step. Descend the steps breathing with each one and visualizing the pressure against my body as I wade deeper. This fails often enough I switch to plan b and build a planet in my mind until I notice I'm not in Kansas anymore. And remember, you can always get out by holding your breath
Higher risk of dementia though (apparently). I’ve been trying on my back with no pillow for a week and keep waking up at 5am with a sore neck. Going to give it a few more days to adjust but if not frick it I’m going back to side sleeping
1, 2 objectively incorrect. people who sleep like this are not intelligent. IQ below 100.
3, 4, 5, gay
6 thru 10 means you're a schizophrenic who gets stabbed in nightmares nightly
11 is how chad sleeps
12 thru 14 is VERY gay, will molest a child.
15 and 16 will die within a few hours, respect your elders
17 is cozy
18 is for autistic children who think hiding under your covers will stop you from being schizophrenic
I have my arms like 9 but my legs like 5. Thing is, I have very loose joints to the point I can dislocate my shoulders with zero effort. By sleeping like that, I wake up every morning and have to pop my arm back into socket
1 is the "i feel sleep in the couch by accident"
2 is the guy who drools on the pillow ( i know that by experience)
3 is the lonely guy
4 is the lonelier gyt
5 is that guy who is in deep need of physical contact such as a hug, but copes that he does not need it by saying that he is an introvert
6 has a pretty decent life
7 just fell down from a building
8 is just weird
9 is just 2 with autism
10 blacked out on the bed after a long/shitty day
11 is either a chad or just got murdered
12 is a homosexual or got raped as a child
13 is a homosexual and got raped as a child
14 doesnt even make sense
15 is a corpse on its funeral
16 is on its death bed about to turn into 15
17 fell into a deep sleep before he could get himself into a better position
18 has loud neighbors and wants to kill himself
Anything that is not sleeping on your back is bad for you and will give you asymmetrical face. Take a selfie right now and notice the puffier side is the one you're sleeping on 8 hours every night for years. That shit will make you look uglier over time.
I’ve had it a few times. Never saw any ‘demons’ ‘shadow people’ or ‘hat men’ but the first time I had it I did see a lump under my blankets before feeling the life being sucked out of me. Most of the time I just felt a vague sense of terror and breathlessness.
I do 3, except there's a pillow between my legs as well, and my right arm rests on another pillow that's part of my couch.
Once I get really fit and find a gf, they will be replaced by the soft thighs and breasts of a woman.
15
>sleeps on back
thats how you get sleep paralysis
Not if you aren't a schizo or have BPD.
Take your meds. I am not asking again
I don't care about sleep paralysis anymore,
I trained myself to stare into the void,
every night I am fully prepared to meet my demons.
I got a very dim nightlight to stop the succubus from sucking me off.
gay,
succubus will steal your life force either way,
the only way is to strengthen your will.
I almost always get it if I sleep on my back and never on my stomach. Why is the back more common?
probably something to do with your spine being locked in place maybe like when animals show their tummy
thats how you astral project
It's the only way I can sleep without my arms going numb
3, 4, 5 are optimal, on back is bad and if you sleep on your belly you're killing yourself
i've also started getting this a couple of year ago it's really scary
Sleep with the TV on to avoid sleep paralysis.
thats what i do but i never sleep on my back, frick that shit
>he doesn't purposefully sleep on his back to face his demons to battle and kill them
NGMI
this
after you kill your own demon, you get to haunt other people in their sleep paralysis
>be me
>sleep paralysis veteran
>had them for years since my teenage years
>sometimes get to see shadow people, the grim reaper flying above me, huge skull with flaming eyes floating, demon entering my mouth at high speed
>ffw 25 yo
>sleep paralysis again
>had enough
>scream at the top of my lungs “COME AND GET ME COME FIGHT ME”
>to that day, rarely have sleep paralysis and when I have it there is no demons
>mfw I actually beat my demons
You can't talk during a sleep paralysis anon
You feel like talking but no sound is coming from your mouth
I’m trans btw
That's not sleep paralysis, those are schizo episodes.
Imagine ever experiencing something that could ever be considered paranormal. All you experience sleeping on your back is the ceiling and improved posture/shoulder position
>would get vibrations and sleep paralysis as teenager
>be obligate back sleeper now
>wish the vibrations would come back
>they never do
Start looking lucid dreaming. You vibe the whole time. My method is to take deep breaths as I walk "down stairs" into a temple carved into a mountain. There is water after the first step. Descend the steps breathing with each one and visualizing the pressure against my body as I wade deeper. This fails often enough I switch to plan b and build a planet in my mind until I notice I'm not in Kansas anymore. And remember, you can always get out by holding your breath
I defeat sleep paralysis through sheer will power stupid gaygopt
I'd rather get sleep paralysis then have asymmetrical face. only sleeping on back doesn't make your face asymmetrical
Higher risk of dementia though (apparently). I’ve been trying on my back with no pillow for a week and keep waking up at 5am with a sore neck. Going to give it a few more days to adjust but if not frick it I’m going back to side sleeping
Have habitually slept on my back for the past 4 years. Never once had sleep paralysis.
>13
It's like you're asking your uncle to diddle you in the middle of the night.
>he doesn't sleep in the flamingo position
NGMI
2 supremacy
sometimes i sleep like 3 with my legs straight
For me, it's two or nine, cuts back on snoring
you fricking sad losers cant even go to sleep without needing to "redpilled" on how to fricking lay in bed.
useless pieces of shit
Beta and sleepcelled
He doesn't pillowmaxx
Leaving circadian rhythm gains on the table
Post your memory foam mattress (you won't)
4 or 17 (without the weird pillow placement)
For me, it’s 9
2 and 9 are god tier
1, 2 objectively incorrect. people who sleep like this are not intelligent. IQ below 100.
3, 4, 5, gay
6 thru 10 means you're a schizophrenic who gets stabbed in nightmares nightly
11 is how chad sleeps
12 thru 14 is VERY gay, will molest a child.
15 and 16 will die within a few hours, respect your elders
17 is cozy
18 is for autistic children who think hiding under your covers will stop you from being schizophrenic
5, 6, 9, 10, 17
a fellow base jumper.
I too take pills.
Geriatric base jumper here, what the hell does tiger knee have to do with jumping?
The Rodtang sleep position
With your arms around your wife.
that gets uncomfortable very fast. i like to be cold when I sleep and my wife radiates an insane amount of heat
yeah agree, no desire to hug a raging furnace all night
I think people who say shit like you replied to are permavirgins who have never shared a bed, or else my wife has a freakish outlier body temp
even just cuddling with my ex gf while watching a movie got too hot. why are women so hot
>does nothing
I have my arms like 9 but my legs like 5. Thing is, I have very loose joints to the point I can dislocate my shoulders with zero effort. By sleeping like that, I wake up every morning and have to pop my arm back into socket
But do you keep your toes straight up or let them hang. It's been bugging me so bad.
1 is the "i feel sleep in the couch by accident"
2 is the guy who drools on the pillow ( i know that by experience)
3 is the lonely guy
4 is the lonelier gyt
5 is that guy who is in deep need of physical contact such as a hug, but copes that he does not need it by saying that he is an introvert
6 has a pretty decent life
7 just fell down from a building
8 is just weird
9 is just 2 with autism
10 blacked out on the bed after a long/shitty day
11 is either a chad or just got murdered
12 is a homosexual or got raped as a child
13 is a homosexual and got raped as a child
14 doesnt even make sense
15 is a corpse on its funeral
16 is on its death bed about to turn into 15
17 fell into a deep sleep before he could get himself into a better position
18 has loud neighbors and wants to kill himself
>2 is the guy who drools on the pillow
frick sake you got me
>5 is that lonely guy who is in deep need of physical contact such as a hug
Completely accurate and true.
t.5
7/16 hybrid here. Is comfy.
Oh - is 1. Am stupid.
1 7 and 16
Back sleeping masterrace
15 is me. 16 if I'm having a nightmare.
I put my dick between my wife’s ass cheeks and fall asleep with her pushing against me.
I bet she's bored of you. Why don't you let me teach her new tricks?
All wrong, theres only one answer
I had an ex that slept like 13 while on top of me frick I miss it bros
7
>Sleep Apnea
>every sleep position at once in a single night
Where is this homie jumping from?
>crossfit sleeping pose
6,15,16 for me, in that order.
Anything other than 2 and 17 feels uncomfortable for my balls
3 with an anime body pillow.
8 master race reporting in
>no illustration of #15 but side sleeping
That would be me, fetal position is for homosexuals
>1
Number 1 babyyyy let's goooo
In the arms of a person who loves you.
1 is objectively correct
t. 1 chad
Anything that is not sleeping on your back is bad for you and will give you asymmetrical face. Take a selfie right now and notice the puffier side is the one you're sleeping on 8 hours every night for years. That shit will make you look uglier over time.
10 and 15 is how I wake up 99% of times, also
>imagine using a pillow
Mostly 15 without a pillow or 9 rarely
Also how many of you actually get sleep paralysis? i've never had it.
I’ve had it a few times. Never saw any ‘demons’ ‘shadow people’ or ‘hat men’ but the first time I had it I did see a lump under my blankets before feeling the life being sucked out of me. Most of the time I just felt a vague sense of terror and breathlessness.
I wish I just was a 15
Being a 2/3 just makes me have neck/shoulder problems all year long. Feels bad man
I'm pregnant and can only 17 but can't wait to 10/11 again.
I fall asleep in 15, I wake up as 5.
Also why is 8 sneaking off with the pillow
Upright in a chair
I do 3, except there's a pillow between my legs as well, and my right arm rests on another pillow that's part of my couch.
Once I get really fit and find a gf, they will be replaced by the soft thighs and breasts of a woman.
>not rotating through all of these positions throughout the night whilst sweating profusely and living through the worst memories of your lives
its like you people have healthy sleeping patterns
9 is the most comfy
13 is for people who make ngmi threads
Only thing that matters is left side or back, because this prevents digestive juices from flowing up your esophagus.