Some dumb fricker with Monkeypox went to the gym.
What do I do now?
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Get an HIV test, if you are actually at risk of monkeypox I'd be more worried about GRIDS from taking loads in your homosexual butt.
Rape him
you had sex with the dumb fricker? lol us virginbros just keep on winning
No, but who the frick knows what sores he smeared all over what machine. The gym got closed down and quarantined right now
nobody believes this shit. why isnt it on the news?
I could believe it. I think we're currently in the "hug an Asian" part of the pandemic where the media pretends nothing's going on.
have a nice day. there is no pandemic going on and hasnt been in a very long time
You poor naive souls. Enjoy being pozzed by a bioweapon (which is airborne, btw). Comfy homegym chads laugh at your sacrifice.
FRICK YOU DISGUSTING homosexual I WONT WEAR THE MASK I WONT GET THE VACCINE I WONT EAT THE BUGS I WONT SOCIALLY ISOLATE I WONT STOP GOING TO THE GYM IF I HAVE "COVID"/MONKEYPOX SYMPTOMS(BOTH ARE IMPOSSIBLE BECAUSE COVID IS 99% FAKE AND I CANT GET MONKEYPOX IF IM A VIRGIN), AND MOST OF ALL, I WILL NOT READ THE NEWS
Meds
did i forget to mention that i wont take those either?
Based. Although I have covid right now. Literally less serious than a mild cold. People are such fricking babies.
I had covid a year ago and it was just a regular ass cold for a few days. I'm convinced it was made literally to trim the fat from society by asphyxiating hamplanets on their own lard.
First day was a fever so I took a nap. After that I've just had a mild cough that's already on the way out after like 3 days. We destroyed the economy got this.
Pretty much. I'm fully unvaxxed too so it's still funny hearing the fearmongering PSAs saying you're a gorillion times more likely to end up breathing from a tube for the rest of your short life if not already dead.
You might be, but if you're young and fit the dangers are very low to begin with.
Stop bringing bug eating into this and stigmatizing it. Bugs will be fine to eat if prepared correctly. If I gave you a plate of raw cow organs you'd tell me it's disgusting, but if you cook it into a sausage, then it's delicious. You could eat some cricket bread and never know. Don't be too dogmatic in your crusade against bugs
>Stop bringing bug eating into this and stigmatizing it. Bugs will be fine to eat if prepared correctly. If I gave you a plate of raw cow organs you'd tell me it's disgusting, but if you cook it into a sausage, then it's delicious. You could eat some cricket bread and never know. Don't be too dogmatic in your crusade against bugs
moronic argument. I eat cook organs quite frequently. Don't mind them at all. I like them in a sausage too.
I will not eat cooked bugs, and I will not eat whatever processed products they construct with them.
If things get so bad that's all we have, I'll just start turning >people of your ilk into meat casseroles. You're cattle anyways. That way you can process the bugs the bugs for me, winning this argument, and I can enjoy a nice meal.
>Airborne
Monkeypox was always transmissible by droplets but it practically has to land in your mouth. And even then the chances are low. The reason it's spreading so rapidly is because it's become an STI and butt pirates can't help but celebrate grooming month by spreading shit all over their bed sheets.
based, I'm getting supplies for my own over the next few weeks
LMAO so /misc/ is doing the same thing they did with covid and believing it's the end of the world? I'm looking forward to a year and a half from now where you pretend you always knew it was bs
The ironic thing is pol was always like a year ahead of the narrative on covid. They went off the rails when they said it didn't exist. But they were right about it being human to human back in January 2020 and had you listened to them then you could have made a fortune selling masks.
>But they were right about it being human to human back in January 2020 and had you listened to them then you could have made a fortune selling masks.
The problem is no one predicted mask mandates because everyone unanimously agreed masks wouldn't actually help in a day-to-day setting outside of a hospital. People wearing masks in response to covid were laughed at even when it was identified as a serious threat. Then one day masks became required and everyone accepted it. But I remember. I fricking remember, and I'll never let anyone forget it. I remember how r/covidiots was a subreddit created to make fun of people wearing masks and gloves, and how it suddenly shifted one day into a subreddit for making fun of people WITHOUT masks and gloves. Covidiot was a term to mock people who thought covid was a serious threat, until the government told everyone to wear masks and stay home, then "covidiots" were people who defied the government's rules even though just a couple weeks prior maskers were laughed at by everyone. Never forget. They want you to forget, don't do it.
This is only because /misc/ wants mass destruction. Their wishful thinking may have been right but they'll treat every threat like it's going to upend society until it turns out that they'll have to do what a bureaucrat tells them in order to manage it.
No only a few Anons are trying to meme it to be true. Most aren't biting this time around
>t. FED
I'm going to keep not having premarital sex nor sex with homosexuals
Enjoy hell, glowie
Except monkeypox is 100% contained within the gay community. Just don't have anal sex with other men and you're not catching it.
This isn't early covid misinformation. This is early HIV misinformation. Everyone freaking out not sure how it spreads thinking you'd catch it if you talked to somebody that had it. Only to later find out it's just absolute degenerates catching it at orgy parties. Orgies that didn't stop throughout the peak of HIV aids and that have not stopped now since they think retrovirals protect them.
>mfw a friend of mine is a nurse and he's seeing more people with HIV progress to full blown aids
Tik tok
Can't wait for burgers to start walking around full of blisters and leaking puss from open sores because their favorite political party told themshit ain't real.
this lol
>oh no I'm so scared
>mystery inject me daddy government
I hear the pustules grow on your dick. Have fun with that.
>t. Unvaxxed comfy NEET still laughing at you
I don't have gay sex or sex with vaccinated, so
But, you do have gay sex with the unvaccinated right anon?
>I don't have gay sex
Why do you lie anon?
alright you caught me haha, I just finished slurping up my unvaccinated bbc bf's think cum
We're both purebloods there's no point in fighting
>Except monkeypox is 100% contained within the gay community.
How come this is the New hiv ?
>It's only da guys
>bisexuals don't exist
>having random sex with women that frick gay men
You get what's coming to you. And if it were that big of a concern, HIV would be rampant among straight people. But it's not.
Don't expect too much from schizos here, now
Bisexuals are gays. Avoid them for all the same reasons, obviously.
Bisexuality doesn’t exist, it’s just a moniker people use to seem quirky. The overwhelming majority of self identified “bisexuals” exclusively date the opposite sex
covid all over news
>israelite journalists lying constantly to convince us it's real!
Monkey pox not in news
>if it was real it'd be in the news!
>why isnt it on the news?
Why did they tell everyone that masks did nothing and stop wearing them, while the government needed some. But then they flip it and say everyone needs to wear a mask despite them doing nothing
>literally getting the gays from a machine
Freeweight bros we keep on winning
>who the frick knows what sores he smeared all over what machine
and thats why you wipe equipment
I will never wipe.
>tfw stopped going to public gyms in 2018.
ape out in the gym and freak everybody out thinking you're turning into a monkey.
Please OP, do this.
have a nice day
If you had the smallpox vaccine like any non-pozzed individual should have, you'll be fine.
boomer moment
>Being born before 1972
Grandpa don't you feel embarrassed being on a website full of zoomers and millennials talking about the good old days when you and all your friends got matching scars for your vaccination?
Go on, I look better than most of the dorks on this website.
Congrats. You're still old as frick and your boomerisms betray you. Nobody has had the smallpox vaccine since 1972. And if you stop fricking batty for 2 second maybe you won't die of the latest meme virus.
I pulled higher quality women than you. Eat a dick
chad
K grandpa.
Absolutamente BASADO
Just because he's using these pics doesn't mean it's actually him you fricking drooling morons
I don't care if it's him or how much strange gash he smashed he saggy balls against. He's still an old b***h browsing a site for millennials talking about some shit that most people here missed by 30 fricking years. He's out of touch and boomers need to be shot, in Minecraft, deep dive.
A ton of people have had the smallpox vaccine since then. It's a standard vaccine for military when going to the middle east. After 20 years in that shit hole there are quite a few people with it still.
Chances are most of us are not middle eastern. Military gays are not the general pop.
Based grandpa
age? years of lifting?
That's Rich Cooper dumbass
>Rich Cooper browses IST
based
Did you frick him in the shower?
Spread it of course
gays will really do anything to pretend they haven't gotten their second plague after 30 years.
https://www.downtoearth.org.in/news/health/monkeypox-virus-found-in-semen-is-it-enough-to-call-it-sti--83174
~~*Not enough evidence*~~ even though the virus is literally in their semen.
>Labelling monkeypox sexually transmitted diseases / infection will lead to stigmatisation of particular community, feel experts
>Calling it like it is will lead to goyim, I mean cattle, I mean people, noticing feels ~~*experts*~~
did you think he was posting a picture of the actual guy who infected his gym lmao
If you aren't an immunocompromised homosexual, you have nothing to worry about
How do I avoid this bros? I’m neet living with my parents and only leave the house to walk my dog. My parents and siblings come and go as well as my brothers girlfriend. I don’t really come into contact with them besides doing all their dishes.
Continue being paranoid and spam post threads on every board. Maybe talk about how you hate homosexuals as well. Your npc happeninggay transformation will soon be complete
Stop training with gays and nogs
Your a Black person lol
Quit having homosexual sex in the gym shower.
Stop lying, glowie.
Go to any place where elderly people gather. Kill as many boomers as you can.
grab a plate and smash his skull to pieces
do gays rlly frick thousands of other men
that's fricking digusting
I’m gay and I’ve only fricked two at 28. Keep believing what you’re told though.
>oh you listen to statistics huh? well here's an outlying anecdote, gotcha
succumb to AIDS
> Keep believing what you’re told though.
What do the statistics say?
Stop spreading homosexualpox you fricking homosexual
actual monkeybrain
>it's not from the actual act of sex, but from contact with bodily fluids
I think semen in your butthole counts as sex
>gays spread disease
WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING
a newspaper here recently did an interview with a gay who got the monkey pox at a sex party at a night club
he was very concerned because he also has aids
gay clubs are more dangerous than downtown Baghdad
gays are a plague
>DowntownDiva1987 5 hours ago
>I had hookups the whole pandemic. Im not AFRAID. If I didn't catch or die from covid, no way im living life scared of a RASH. Just wear a turtleneck and long sleeves to cover it up, so nobody is shaming you for living life!
I fricking hate gays.
>first the virus that kills fatties
>then the virus that kills the homosexuals
Now we just need a virus that kills women and we're all set
There's a reason why STDs spread like wildfire in the gay community
some do some don't. Thing people are always missing is imagine if you took the libido of the average man and let it be completely unconstrained with tons of sex easily available, in a community where sex becomes a status game.
Many don't, it has skewed tail ends. Lots of gays have had only a handful, lots have also had 1000+, it ultimately depends upon ability to deny immediate gratification. Hence HIV, because lots of anal sex without protection is indeed risky.
It really is just low impulse control + hypersexuality. Hence why there's such a diversity of outcomes for gays. You have a group of people with alan turing, prince, freddy mercury, Oscar Wilde, Hadrian and then a ton of effeminate sex-addicts who get sti's. There's also higher average income and IQ among this group to balance out this stuff.
Hope this helps clarify
Gay virgin volcel here. Thought me and this anon
are prob outliers
Probably not a outlier, there's a decent lot like you. Also a lot that do have 100+ sexual partners. Thing is it doesn't take much for STIS to spread.
There's a reason its 20% of the gay community with HIV and not 100%. If you want to see an example of what happens when nobody can constrain their libido check out South Africa's HIV Rate among Heterosexuals (veganal sex very very rarely can give HIV so you need to frick a lot).
Sex and the City was made by a gay guy who gendered swapped his life with loose women instead gay everything
>isn't Slaanesh maxxing
What a waste
Nurglemaxxing is the only way OP. Grandfather loves you.
stop using the gloryhole gay
I bet gays are sucking on wieners covered in those things popping them and gargling the puss before swallowing like the homosexual shit eating queer bender homos they are
Not gay, and also not falling for another Glowie GoyOp. Don't care
I will not get back in the pod
I will not take the vax
I will not flatten the curve
I will not stay home
I will not save lives
I will not clap for the NHS
I will, however, kill feds if they unironically try two plandemics in a row
>I will, however, kill feds
Yes, Mr. FBI, we know.
did you suck his wiener or lick the sweat off his ass or something? if not dont worry too hard
>don't wear a mask for covid
>"HOLY SHIT YOU'RE LITERALLY KILLING GRANDMA ARREST THIS FASCIST WE NEED TO FLATTEN THE CURVE"
>gays shrug off their infectious sores and keep barebacking
>"Yaaas slay!"
DO not have sex with that person. Sex is the only way it spreads. All else is FUD. Enjoy your weekend.
>DO not have sex with men
fixed ya gay
almond magnum lookin ass homie
>ass homie
that's how aids got around too
why did you suck his wiener?
Shower and clean clothes. Disinfect everything taken to the gym that day if you haven't yet.
1000mg vitamin c, supplement with daily requirement for zinc, vitamin d supplement and sunbathe to absorb vitamin d. Herbal tea with Shitake mushrooms, orange peel, and echinachea would be a powerful immune system support.
Monkeypox is no joke.
Lockdown, now.
back in the oven
pretty sure only gays get monkeypox. It's GRIDS 2.0: The revenge of our Lord
I literally shared the leg press with an ACTUAL homosexual. It just crossed my mind. He even ‘patted’ my chest before he went his own way. How fricked up im I? IM AN actual homophobic right now. If your are a homosexual and you are reading this…. have a nice day
if unvaxxed cant work out, gays shouldnt be allowed either