Some dumb fucker with Monkeypox went to the gym. What do I do now?

Some dumb fricker with Monkeypox went to the gym.

What do I do now?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Get an HIV test, if you are actually at risk of monkeypox I'd be more worried about GRIDS from taking loads in your homosexual butt.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rape him

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you had sex with the dumb fricker? lol us virginbros just keep on winning

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, but who the frick knows what sores he smeared all over what machine. The gym got closed down and quarantined right now

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        nobody believes this shit. why isnt it on the news?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I could believe it. I think we're currently in the "hug an Asian" part of the pandemic where the media pretends nothing's going on.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            have a nice day. there is no pandemic going on and hasnt been in a very long time

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Except monkeypox is 100% contained within the gay community. Just don't have anal sex with other men and you're not catching it.
              This isn't early covid misinformation. This is early HIV misinformation. Everyone freaking out not sure how it spreads thinking you'd catch it if you talked to somebody that had it. Only to later find out it's just absolute degenerates catching it at orgy parties. Orgies that didn't stop throughout the peak of HIV aids and that have not stopped now since they think retrovirals protect them.
              >mfw a friend of mine is a nurse and he's seeing more people with HIV progress to full blown aids
              Tik tok

              You poor naive souls. Enjoy being pozzed by a bioweapon (which is airborne, btw). Comfy homegym chads laugh at your sacrifice.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                FRICK YOU DISGUSTING homosexual I WONT WEAR THE MASK I WONT GET THE VACCINE I WONT EAT THE BUGS I WONT SOCIALLY ISOLATE I WONT STOP GOING TO THE GYM IF I HAVE "COVID"/MONKEYPOX SYMPTOMS(BOTH ARE IMPOSSIBLE BECAUSE COVID IS 99% FAKE AND I CANT GET MONKEYPOX IF IM A VIRGIN), AND MOST OF ALL, I WILL NOT READ THE NEWS

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Meds

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                did i forget to mention that i wont take those either?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Based. Although I have covid right now. Literally less serious than a mild cold. People are such fricking babies.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I had covid a year ago and it was just a regular ass cold for a few days. I'm convinced it was made literally to trim the fat from society by asphyxiating hamplanets on their own lard.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                First day was a fever so I took a nap. After that I've just had a mild cough that's already on the way out after like 3 days. We destroyed the economy got this.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Pretty much. I'm fully unvaxxed too so it's still funny hearing the fearmongering PSAs saying you're a gorillion times more likely to end up breathing from a tube for the rest of your short life if not already dead.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You might be, but if you're young and fit the dangers are very low to begin with.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Stop bringing bug eating into this and stigmatizing it. Bugs will be fine to eat if prepared correctly. If I gave you a plate of raw cow organs you'd tell me it's disgusting, but if you cook it into a sausage, then it's delicious. You could eat some cricket bread and never know. Don't be too dogmatic in your crusade against bugs

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Stop bringing bug eating into this and stigmatizing it. Bugs will be fine to eat if prepared correctly. If I gave you a plate of raw cow organs you'd tell me it's disgusting, but if you cook it into a sausage, then it's delicious. You could eat some cricket bread and never know. Don't be too dogmatic in your crusade against bugs

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                moronic argument. I eat cook organs quite frequently. Don't mind them at all. I like them in a sausage too.
                I will not eat cooked bugs, and I will not eat whatever processed products they construct with them.
                If things get so bad that's all we have, I'll just start turning >people of your ilk into meat casseroles. You're cattle anyways. That way you can process the bugs the bugs for me, winning this argument, and I can enjoy a nice meal.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Airborne
                Monkeypox was always transmissible by droplets but it practically has to land in your mouth. And even then the chances are low. The reason it's spreading so rapidly is because it's become an STI and butt pirates can't help but celebrate grooming month by spreading shit all over their bed sheets.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                based, I'm getting supplies for my own over the next few weeks

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                LMAO so /misc/ is doing the same thing they did with covid and believing it's the end of the world? I'm looking forward to a year and a half from now where you pretend you always knew it was bs

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The ironic thing is pol was always like a year ahead of the narrative on covid. They went off the rails when they said it didn't exist. But they were right about it being human to human back in January 2020 and had you listened to them then you could have made a fortune selling masks.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >But they were right about it being human to human back in January 2020 and had you listened to them then you could have made a fortune selling masks.
                The problem is no one predicted mask mandates because everyone unanimously agreed masks wouldn't actually help in a day-to-day setting outside of a hospital. People wearing masks in response to covid were laughed at even when it was identified as a serious threat. Then one day masks became required and everyone accepted it. But I remember. I fricking remember, and I'll never let anyone forget it. I remember how r/covidiots was a subreddit created to make fun of people wearing masks and gloves, and how it suddenly shifted one day into a subreddit for making fun of people WITHOUT masks and gloves. Covidiot was a term to mock people who thought covid was a serious threat, until the government told everyone to wear masks and stay home, then "covidiots" were people who defied the government's rules even though just a couple weeks prior maskers were laughed at by everyone. Never forget. They want you to forget, don't do it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                This is only because /misc/ wants mass destruction. Their wishful thinking may have been right but they'll treat every threat like it's going to upend society until it turns out that they'll have to do what a bureaucrat tells them in order to manage it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No only a few Anons are trying to meme it to be true. Most aren't biting this time around

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >t. FED
              I'm going to keep not having premarital sex nor sex with homosexuals
              Enjoy hell, glowie

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Except monkeypox is 100% contained within the gay community. Just don't have anal sex with other men and you're not catching it.
            This isn't early covid misinformation. This is early HIV misinformation. Everyone freaking out not sure how it spreads thinking you'd catch it if you talked to somebody that had it. Only to later find out it's just absolute degenerates catching it at orgy parties. Orgies that didn't stop throughout the peak of HIV aids and that have not stopped now since they think retrovirals protect them.
            >mfw a friend of mine is a nurse and he's seeing more people with HIV progress to full blown aids
            Tik tok

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Can't wait for burgers to start walking around full of blisters and leaking puss from open sores because their favorite political party told themshit ain't real.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                this lol

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                this lol

                >oh no I'm so scared
                >mystery inject me daddy government

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I hear the pustules grow on your dick. Have fun with that.
                >t. Unvaxxed comfy NEET still laughing at you

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I don't have gay sex or sex with vaccinated, so

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                But, you do have gay sex with the unvaccinated right anon?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I don't have gay sex

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why do you lie anon?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                alright you caught me haha, I just finished slurping up my unvaccinated bbc bf's think cum

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                We're both purebloods there's no point in fighting

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Except monkeypox is 100% contained within the gay community.
              How come this is the New hiv ?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >It's only da guys
              >bisexuals don't exist

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >having random sex with women that frick gay men
                You get what's coming to you. And if it were that big of a concern, HIV would be rampant among straight people. But it's not.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Don't expect too much from schizos here, now

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Bisexuals are gays. Avoid them for all the same reasons, obviously.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Bisexuality doesn’t exist, it’s just a moniker people use to seem quirky. The overwhelming majority of self identified “bisexuals” exclusively date the opposite sex

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          covid all over news
          >israelite journalists lying constantly to convince us it's real!
          Monkey pox not in news
          >if it was real it'd be in the news!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >why isnt it on the news?
          Why did they tell everyone that masks did nothing and stop wearing them, while the government needed some. But then they flip it and say everyone needs to wear a mask despite them doing nothing

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >literally getting the gays from a machine
        Freeweight bros we keep on winning

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >who the frick knows what sores he smeared all over what machine
        and thats why you wipe equipment

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I will never wipe.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw stopped going to public gyms in 2018.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ape out in the gym and freak everybody out thinking you're turning into a monkey.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Please OP, do this.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you had the smallpox vaccine like any non-pozzed individual should have, you'll be fine.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      boomer moment

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Being born before 1972
      Grandpa don't you feel embarrassed being on a website full of zoomers and millennials talking about the good old days when you and all your friends got matching scars for your vaccination?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Go on, I look better than most of the dorks on this website.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Congrats. You're still old as frick and your boomerisms betray you. Nobody has had the smallpox vaccine since 1972. And if you stop fricking batty for 2 second maybe you won't die of the latest meme virus.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I pulled higher quality women than you. Eat a dick

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              chad

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              K grandpa.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Absolutamente BASADO

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            chad

            [...]
            Based grandpa

            [...]
            age? years of lifting?

            >Rich Cooper browses IST

            Just because he's using these pics doesn't mean it's actually him you fricking drooling morons

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I don't care if it's him or how much strange gash he smashed he saggy balls against. He's still an old b***h browsing a site for millennials talking about some shit that most people here missed by 30 fricking years. He's out of touch and boomers need to be shot, in Minecraft, deep dive.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            A ton of people have had the smallpox vaccine since then. It's a standard vaccine for military when going to the middle east. After 20 years in that shit hole there are quite a few people with it still.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Chances are most of us are not middle eastern. Military gays are not the general pop.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I pulled higher quality women than you. Eat a dick

          Based grandpa

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I pulled higher quality women than you. Eat a dick

          age? years of lifting?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That's Rich Cooper dumbass

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Rich Cooper browses IST

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          based

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did you frick him in the shower?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Spread it of course

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    gays will really do anything to pretend they haven't gotten their second plague after 30 years.
    https://www.downtoearth.org.in/news/health/monkeypox-virus-found-in-semen-is-it-enough-to-call-it-sti--83174
    ~~*Not enough evidence*~~ even though the virus is literally in their semen.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Labelling monkeypox sexually transmitted diseases / infection will lead to stigmatisation of particular community, feel experts

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Calling it like it is will lead to goyim, I mean cattle, I mean people, noticing feels ~~*experts*~~

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      did you think he was posting a picture of the actual guy who infected his gym lmao

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you aren't an immunocompromised homosexual, you have nothing to worry about

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How do I avoid this bros? I’m neet living with my parents and only leave the house to walk my dog. My parents and siblings come and go as well as my brothers girlfriend. I don’t really come into contact with them besides doing all their dishes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Continue being paranoid and spam post threads on every board. Maybe talk about how you hate homosexuals as well. Your npc happeninggay transformation will soon be complete

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Stop training with gays and nogs

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Your a Black person lol

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Quit having homosexual sex in the gym shower.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Stop lying, glowie.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Go to any place where elderly people gather. Kill as many boomers as you can.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    grab a plate and smash his skull to pieces

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    do gays rlly frick thousands of other men

    that's fricking digusting

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I’m gay and I’ve only fricked two at 28. Keep believing what you’re told though.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >oh you listen to statistics huh? well here's an outlying anecdote, gotcha
        succumb to AIDS

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        > Keep believing what you’re told though.
        What do the statistics say?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Stop spreading homosexualpox you fricking homosexual

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          actual monkeybrain

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >it's not from the actual act of sex, but from contact with bodily fluids
          I think semen in your butthole counts as sex

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >gays spread disease
          WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            a newspaper here recently did an interview with a gay who got the monkey pox at a sex party at a night club
            he was very concerned because he also has aids
            gay clubs are more dangerous than downtown Baghdad

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              gays are a plague

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >DowntownDiva1987 5 hours ago
          >I had hookups the whole pandemic. Im not AFRAID. If I didn't catch or die from covid, no way im living life scared of a RASH. Just wear a turtleneck and long sleeves to cover it up, so nobody is shaming you for living life!

          I fricking hate gays.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >first the virus that kills fatties
          >then the virus that kills the homosexuals

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Now we just need a virus that kills women and we're all set

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's a reason why STDs spread like wildfire in the gay community

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      some do some don't. Thing people are always missing is imagine if you took the libido of the average man and let it be completely unconstrained with tons of sex easily available, in a community where sex becomes a status game.

      Many don't, it has skewed tail ends. Lots of gays have had only a handful, lots have also had 1000+, it ultimately depends upon ability to deny immediate gratification. Hence HIV, because lots of anal sex without protection is indeed risky.

      It really is just low impulse control + hypersexuality. Hence why there's such a diversity of outcomes for gays. You have a group of people with alan turing, prince, freddy mercury, Oscar Wilde, Hadrian and then a ton of effeminate sex-addicts who get sti's. There's also higher average income and IQ among this group to balance out this stuff.

      Hope this helps clarify

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gay virgin volcel here. Thought me and this anon

      I’m gay and I’ve only fricked two at 28. Keep believing what you’re told though.

      are prob outliers

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Probably not a outlier, there's a decent lot like you. Also a lot that do have 100+ sexual partners. Thing is it doesn't take much for STIS to spread.

        There's a reason its 20% of the gay community with HIV and not 100%. If you want to see an example of what happens when nobody can constrain their libido check out South Africa's HIV Rate among Heterosexuals (veganal sex very very rarely can give HIV so you need to frick a lot).

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sex and the City was made by a gay guy who gendered swapped his life with loose women instead gay everything

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >isn't Slaanesh maxxing
      What a waste

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nurglemaxxing is the only way OP. Grandfather loves you.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    stop using the gloryhole gay

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I bet gays are sucking on wieners covered in those things popping them and gargling the puss before swallowing like the homosexual shit eating queer bender homos they are

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not gay, and also not falling for another Glowie GoyOp. Don't care

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I will not get back in the pod
    I will not take the vax
    I will not flatten the curve
    I will not stay home
    I will not save lives
    I will not clap for the NHS
    I will, however, kill feds if they unironically try two plandemics in a row

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I will, however, kill feds
      Yes, Mr. FBI, we know.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    did you suck his wiener or lick the sweat off his ass or something? if not dont worry too hard

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >don't wear a mask for covid
    >"HOLY SHIT YOU'RE LITERALLY KILLING GRANDMA ARREST THIS FASCIST WE NEED TO FLATTEN THE CURVE"
    >gays shrug off their infectious sores and keep barebacking
    >"Yaaas slay!"

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    DO not have sex with that person. Sex is the only way it spreads. All else is FUD. Enjoy your weekend.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >DO not have sex with men
      fixed ya gay

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    almond magnum lookin ass homie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >ass homie
      that's how aids got around too

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why did you suck his wiener?

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shower and clean clothes. Disinfect everything taken to the gym that day if you haven't yet.

    1000mg vitamin c, supplement with daily requirement for zinc, vitamin d supplement and sunbathe to absorb vitamin d. Herbal tea with Shitake mushrooms, orange peel, and echinachea would be a powerful immune system support.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Monkeypox is no joke.
    Lockdown, now.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      back in the oven

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    pretty sure only gays get monkeypox. It's GRIDS 2.0: The revenge of our Lord

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I literally shared the leg press with an ACTUAL homosexual. It just crossed my mind. He even ‘patted’ my chest before he went his own way. How fricked up im I? IM AN actual homophobic right now. If your are a homosexual and you are reading this…. have a nice day

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if unvaxxed cant work out, gays shouldnt be allowed either

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