>someone asks YOU about your exercise and diet habits. >you answer their question

>someone asks YOU about your exercise and diet habits
>you answer their question
>without being asked fricking anything they start rattling off excuses to why they don't do this or that

OH MY GOD I DON'T FRICKING CARE.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Exercises? Fricking boypussy
    Diet? Cum

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Subhuman coomer homosexual.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >cultist rage

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >morality is a cult

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn’t do boypussy thrusts
        ngmi

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >without being asked fricking anything they start rattling off excuses to why they don't do this or that
    I do this

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      well you should stop

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Even if your answer is as short as "no alcohol and no high fructose corn syrup", you'll still get long-winded "well I can't do that because...". Literally better to not waste your breath.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol yeah
      >hey look is that a flying chupa cabra
      >run away*

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"bro you're in great shape, what do you do?"
    >yeah I lift and train martial arts 5 times a week and I eat only animal products
    >"oh yeah but you know I don't want to get brain damage from getting hit and last time I tried to do a crazy diet I felt so bad and my doctor told me to take it easy"
    Every time, man. No one asked.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i think it's more annoying because you know exactly why they're doing this, to justify it to themself and to you, but you DON"T CARE, and it's like, just continue telling yourself this but ileave me out of it.

      who's this cutie ?

      some chick they used as a face model for Nioh 2. vidya game

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        thanks

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    who's this cutie ?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you care?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lucy Loo

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    > (talking about lifting and diet)... and I use Erythritol or stevia when I want something sweet
    > Ugh I hate thouse, I'd not have any sweets than eat that
    > Then don't
    > their face when

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I DON'T FRICKING CARE WHAT YOU DO. STOP TELLING ME WHY YOU DON'T DO THINGS

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    how do i get a cute japanese gf with unpierced virgin ears?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your yellow fever is cringe and miscegenation is a bad thing. Find someone of your own people.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >miscegenation is a bad thing
        Why?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >your own people
        the average american woman is 170lbs

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're not marrying the "average", you're marrying ONE woman. The average does not matter.

          I found one woman, I don't care what all the others are like.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Silence, I will get a qt3.14 Japanese tanned tomboy gf or I will die trying.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You want a japanese tomboy to fulfil your lonely fantasies of companionship

          I want a japanese tomboy to create the most bloodthirsty schizo child soldiers after mixing her psycho island-goblin asiatic genes with my barbarian mountain pillager turk genes.

          We are not the same.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >They hated him because he spoke the truth

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I did this minor injury a year or two ago and my knee clicks and my backs not good either so I definitely can't workout while I'm in my early 30's and this is also why I'm overweight. Don't ask why I never worked out prior.
    Every single person without fail.
    Or they at least come clean and say they're just too lazy.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      my friend is 400 lbs and we're almost 40, and I was like "do you plan on losing weight". first time i ever brought it up in a decade. but we hang out like once a year and i figured i'd just ask him because he had gained 80 lbs in a year. and he was like *excuse excuse excuse* and I didn't really care i just knew he wasn't going to do anything after that, so I just said "well you're probably going to die of a heart attack before 50 then"

      and he furrowed his brow and said "so might you!" really fast and aggressively

      i'm not fat btw, and I don't smoke or do drugs, drink twice a year

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I skip all that by not having fat friends.
        Embrace fitbros only friendships

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh i don't have any friends now. people annoy the shit out of me

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me knee clicks too because of a dislocation, it's like a squat metronome

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I HURT MY LEG BRO AND I'M ON DEEZE PILLS MAAAAN

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just tell them all you do is chase women at night and they'll leave you alone.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"I don't run because it's terrible for your legs and walking actually burns more calories and better for your health anyway, I knew a guy who ran everyday for 20 years and is now in a wheelchair because of it"
    From a 50 year old overweight uber driver.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you answer their question
    Your first mistake. I don't answer that question. Frick lazy normies

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      infinitely based.

      Best "answers"
      >"Idk I did lacrosse in high school and I guess I'm just naturally built"
      >"10 pushups before bed"
      >"Yeah I do a lot of Zumba/wiifit"
      >"This fitbit watch is my secret"
      >"I got this great app for my apple watch and wow did that change everything"

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I play wii fit
        This game is like 15 years old, I wonder how many ppl still remember it

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