Someone got raped at my planet fitness yesterday

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cool

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was me, I was the rapist, and idk if it was rape, you seemed to be enjoying yourself op, thanks for the good time 😉

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Good. The weak should fear the strong.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's the place for it, no one there is strong enough to fight back. You have to be careful with your thrusts though. Don't want to set off the lunk alarm.
    captcha: P0000

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      heh

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    did someone hit the lunk alarm at least?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gratz dude

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Planet Fitness is based. All the undesirables go there because it's so cheap, leaving more room in actual gyms for higher quality human beings.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      but you somehow slipped through the cracks and made it to a normal gym so clearly the system isn’t perfect when it comes to weeding out undesirables

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    imagine getting raped and when you scream for help the lunk alarm just starts going off

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you can't grunt in gyms? seems kind of lame

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ahem
        their slogan even says "we are not a gym. we are planet fitness."

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >wearing a tank top
      >drinking out of a gallon water jug
      I can't think of any reason this is bad behavior outside of them trying to shill their apparel.
      It's also incredibly judgmental, so the lunk alarm should be in a constant state of going off.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Based moldovan

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nope, BULLgarian

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i go to planet fitness to mog people

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    another think victim to the locker room

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna join my local planet fitness and do moron workouts until I'm big enough to confidently walk into the only good gym in my town.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      homie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just do calisthenics at that point, at least no one will complain if you bring a bottle of water that is too big.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    my crunch fitness got shot up the other day

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yea I was hitting that shit so hard I thought I was going to attract the cops with the lunk alarms. Good news tho OP yo momma so fat I ended up not skipping leg day.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are you enjoying your cultural enrichment?

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Guys what started as a joke is starting to get way out of hand. Im noticing ALOT of SEXUAL VIOLENCE in this board now. RAPE is WRONG and we need to set an example as a community that RAPE is WRONG. How would you feel if you hammering down squats on the Smith machine and a misunderstood youth viciously RAPED you in full view of the gym's parking lot? There are women and children who browse this board and if im being honest I think the mods need to do a better job at curbing this toxic culture.

    t. A concerned ISTter

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I was raped at Planet Fitness 8 months ago

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I remember your thread about it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          tell me more

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It had a pepe and said "I got raped at planet fitness" or something similar

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I’ve never done leg curls after your story, I’m sorry it happened to you

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hey dude i hope was it was good for you, too

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sorry anon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Rape is the natural state of things. The planet is healing and it's a good thing!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      *rapes you*

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I guess they need an alarm for that

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Now that's funny

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Should've worked on cardio and not skipped leg day.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is your butthole still sore OP?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No but my neovegana is

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There is a homeless black guy living out of the locker room at my Planet Fitness. The staff all know about it and are cool with/enabling him. He was literally slicing a full watermelon at the check-in desk the other day.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >local basketball american literally lives in the gym
      now that is dedication

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I raped a woman in the gym back in 1999.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I hope she didn't deserve it

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    More like Planet Fitness dick in your mouth

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