Someone's gonna get a KNUCKLE SANDWICH

where's that twink that was going to "break my spirit"

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Boxers when they realise they can get grappled, tripped, thrown, elbowed, or kicked

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *jabs*
      *moves*
      *jabs*
      *moves*
      >grapplecels when the person they’re trying to grope is allowed to punch them in the face

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >jab gets parried and armlocked
        >gets a knee to the gut or elbow to the nose
        boxingcels when they try to show off predictable moves

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lol you're not going to be able to catch a boxers jab if they retract it as fast as they punch it out, which is what they are trained to do. Nice larp though

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The opponets action is faster than your reaction of course, but saying that if you can easily see what they're gonna do like a jab then you can react appropriately. You really expect me to not figure out how to react if you just keep jabbing? There are multiple ways to react

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Any good boxer can read their opponent and (read: GOOD) will switch up tactics, stances, southpaw and orthodox, vary punch speeds, double strike with the same hand, etc. That's part of the dance amigo. If I sense that you are anticipating a jab I'll switch it up. Baiting enemies into anticipating strikes is so satisfying when it works. Feints can also tease out a reaction from an opponent, leaving them temporarily vulnerable or exposing their #1 counter reaction to a strike while remaining completely safe.

              Good counter for a jab is a cross, a left hook while weaving and stepping right, a long left knee to body, right round kick to body. I still wouldn't try to catch a jab. A jab feint (extremely common) followed by a cross would be devastating if you tried catching a punch.

              Best options to beat a boxer, assuming no rules or MMA rules is to try to close the distance taking to the ground and pray to God they have no ground game. Or just kick them until they can't move and hope they have no kick training. Clinching if you know MT is extremely effective too, but you gotta be able to close the distance, which can be really hard if they're good

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I still wouldn't try to catch a jab
                I probably didn't explain it right, but lemme re-explain. You know karate kid? Wax on wax off movement? You parry their jab but instead of letting go, grasp your opponents arm so you're in control, many options to do there like a hip throw, knee, elbow, headbutt. I wouldn't do any kicks of punched because your gap is too close. My striking style is mixed but my general stance is wide and depending on what I want to do either my hands are outwards more to grab/parry, or I have my arms close together. Although interestingly when striking I always keep one of my arms palm facing to me if you know what I mean

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If you could successfully pull that off and had the strength to hold me that would be pretty scary, but if you haven't done this in actual combat before then I wouldn't try it without doing it in practice first. You have to figure that I'm a fully grown man that will be moving backwards as you're holding onto my wrist. Even if you try to close the distance I'm just going to relax and keep moving back. That's around 200 lbs yanking continually on your grip. That should produce more than 400 lbs of force on your grip quite easily. It'll give out eventually assuming we have enough space, unless you've been training your grip strength like a mad man. With my arm extended like that you'll still have to close the distance before you can strike or throw/toss. I have no incentive to be close to you and can just keep moving backward. It is a relatively low risk move though so it would be a good surprise mix up.

                I miss fighting so much it's unreal amigo. There's no fight gyms in my town. I would do this kind of stuff all day if I had a group to do it with

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >If you could successfully pull that off and had the strength to hold me that would be pretty scary
                70% of grip strength is genetic, I got lucky because both my mother (48.05kg) and father (65.15kg) have gorilla grips. My current grip strength is around 54.52kg, if I trained it no doubt if I grab on theres no way you're getting me off
                >I miss fighting so much it's unreal amigo
                We should form a fight club

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >pretty scary
                That would be basic as hell. Parry the strike, grip, simple first level jujitsu movement and you’re on the ground. Please submit your cope below this comment.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"im gonna dance around you and youre going to get tired because youre fat"
    ok..what happens if i...dont get tired.
    what happens if i knock you out in the first second and make a guiness record of the shortest fight ever sending you sleeping with 1 punch?

    the professional boxers of IST ladies and gentlemen!
    the only real guy that was practicing boxing said "hang the bag in a place where you can dance around it". thats all he said. and that was the only guy here that can beat me up easily.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wanna have a friendly match in the ring together? MMA rules anything goes besides hitting the balls, dick, back of head, spine. Best out of 3 to see who ends up flat on their ass. I wanna see if my 5'11 ass can stand up to someone who weighs more than me

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        id love to spar and practice with you if you were from bulgaria.

        but if were going to go all out...im not even an amateur fighter. whats the point of giving each other a concusion?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah concussions are no joke at all. You don't want to end up punch drunk for life, I would say you could be faggy about it and use headgear but it doesn't really help at all. Even then my style is more hitting first or countering and parrying. I almost never block lmao

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          abe stoqne otivai da klqkash stiga si sa pravil na biqch

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Fuck off with your incantations, gypsy woman. I won't tell you again

            Fucking gym gypsy woman

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              stoqne ne sa prai che ne ma razbirash. otivai da klqkash dibel.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're going to experience an adrenaline dump and get tired from just standing within 1 minute because your nervous system is being flooded with adrenaline. All of the muscles in your body will tense up and will be full recruited for every small movement. You won't even be able to keep your hands up or swing after about a minute

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You will get tired. I am that "twink". I told you to hang the bag in an open location. I will literally just jab you in the face, step back, jab you in the face, step back, and keep doing that. If you ever have done any boxing in your entire life you know just how incapable untrained people are. You'll flail like a baby, have no concept of dodging, not be able to judge distance, and you'll get smoked while I won't break a sweat. Pizza guy, if you get this sponsored and can make us some money while doing it I would consider it. If there's no money I'm not even going to waste my time

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        and you thiink im stupid? that you are a little taller with longer hands...and you will just jab me straight up from a distance while i get wrecked.

        ive had friendly sparring years ago with a bro that was taller and bigger than me. obviously he did that.

        so the first thing i would learn (even without a coach) would be how to move and evade straight jabs, because thats the most important part.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Easy in theory. Harder in fat.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            funny, and yeah its hard..but i know what to train for at least.

            now if the fans are paying i would at least put up a show, even if i didnt have much of a chance against the opponent.

            i will do the triple H water spit, and i will scream "IM GONNA MAKE EVERYONE EAT PIZZA!
            WHEN IM DONE WITH MY OPPONENT HES GONNA BE A PIZZA GUY TOO!"

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Are you pizza guy? I'm on a serious weight cut right now. If you give me like 4 months I'll be ready. 2 months to hit 180. 2 months to do some lifting and cardio to prepare that would be ideal. I get 12 oz gloves. You get 16 oz due to your weight. You can do 14 oz if you continue to lose weight over the next 4 months.
          I'm 6'00"
          I would probably be around 190-200 come fight time

          I would only do any of this for around a $100,000 prize pool with winner taking $75,000 and loser taking $25,000 with money put in escrow and controlled by an unbiased 3rd party only to be released after the fight is over WITH a contract. I'm not going to leave the United States so you're coming here. I want it recorded. 3 minute rounds. The fight ends when someone gets KO'd or someone gives up. No round limit. These are my opening terms. Going to need further negotiations if you're dead-ass serious. We're both going to get paid. No money no fight.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You don't actually want to fight, hence the dumb ass demands. You sound more pathetic than the delusional fat cunt

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Those are some basic demands for a boxing match. If I'm risking brain damage and having to focus on training for literal months it better fucking be worth it. Get the fuck out of here

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Youre a fucking no mark. The lowest professional boxers earn less than 20k a year. Youre not a pro. Youre an amateur nobody from an Internet forum with zero skills.

                That's not even mentioning your refusal to leave the USA. For what, if you got your way would be a minimum 25k pay day.

                Youre a coward with zero intentions to fight

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If you want to roid up you can. Doesn't stop you from getting KOd. We can do 1:30 rounds. No round limit. No headgear. Headgear literally just makes damage worse and doesn't protect against anything but cuts.

                Also, I didn't hear a no

                i will fight him with headgear, i dont want brain damage. and im not gonna steroids if he wont. i at least believe in a fair fight.

                fyi this is the last thing he will see before passing on the floor like a girl

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Pretty yuge weight advantage. But I still wanna see if I can judo throw you

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you can throw me. when i practiced jiu jitsu for 3 months, i was throwing a guy that was way bigger and heavier. But you just need proper form and for momentum to do its thing.

                but if you dont have moment and try throwing me with bad form...you can fuck your shit up.
                i tried lifting the guy doing something stupid and kinda fucked up my legs. i was lucky i didnt get a trauma.

                weight really doesnt matter that much if you are actually training boxing and have punching power against lets say me who dont know even how to punch right.

                and im not that big...i said i probably weight around 94kg at 5'8. im technically ...kinda small compared to a good genetic american.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Bruh I'm 62kg and 5'11. I'm reweighting my options now

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >regret.jpg
                Holy shit, if we could make this happen it would be hilarious. We would likely need a 3rd person dedicated to getting the money up. The absolute second that the money hits an unbiased escrow account and we have a contract electronically docusigned its on though. Imma fighting a Butterbean motherfucker. Can't slip up and catch a hook. I'd get KOd pretty easy

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                It's gonna be F'or vs. Eddie..

                In that the blubby, all-talk, one-trick cunt is going to get smashed by someone who actually boxes.

                you underestimate people who have fat on their body, just how you laugh at tyson fury. the fat...is a power reserve.

                i used to train jiu jitsu for 3 months, right?
                we would have these super exhausting warmups for 15 mins where we roll around, and do side rolls, and crab crawl blabla.
                at the beginning i would be laying on the floor helplessly

                the trainer cunt always told me to come to workout in the morning fasting, no sugar, no energy drink, no chocolate.
                So..for some reason i was still getting pretty fucked doing the warmup (but i was finishing)
                then i had an energy drink one morning and a chocolate and i was breezing through the warmup and had more energy.

                thanks coach...you fucking cunt.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I know fat people have insane power. Pizza Guy doesn't box though, and I have, quite a lot. Never done it professionally but I got pretty good just training with a few guys over the years. I respect the potential power and the size difference, but in boxing there's going to be a massive skill difference unless he gets his ass in the gym and starts getting professional guidance right this second.

                He will probably just bulldoze me in the wrestling or MMA events if we do those though.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Don't care what the other boxers make. This better be worth my time or else I'm not doing it. I've got plans for when I get back to the states and if this doesn't pay at least equal to that in terms of money that would be lost if I did that instead then this isn't worth it. This is the digital age. I'm sure we could scrape up 100k for the prize pool and Pizza Guys transport.

                Not part of the terms but we could get drunk together afterward too

                I wanna see an MMA fight than two retards boxing. More skill more fun

                I'd probably lose that if he has ever wrestled, but I'd do it. I'd probably lose even if he didn't with such a massive weight difference, but I'd still do it for a guaranteed 25k. Also not a coward. I've boxed big moron Jim's taller and stronger than Pizza Guy, just not doing any of it without money again.

                [...]
                i will fight him with headgear, i dont want brain damage. and im not gonna steroids if he wont. i at least believe in a fair fight.

                fyi this is the last thing he will see before passing on the floor like a girl

                No Head gear Pizza guy. It literally just increases the likelihood of brain damage. Head gear is the fucking devil I don't know why organizations still do it. I guess just so they can appear more safe in the eyes of the public

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                at the press conference before the fight i will throw a pizza in your face to generate heat.

                NOW ITS PERSONEEL

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                We could make videos shit talking and spread them all over IST and other places to get the hype machine going. I'm sure there would be some wealthy anons to chip in

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Actually, the time is the issue for me. I'm not worried about the fighting, but I don't want to waste a ton of time on it. We could even do 3 or 4 fights with different styles and slice the prize pool for the different fights with winner and loser for each one. We could do:

                Boxing
                MMA
                Kickboxing
                Muay Thai

                Or any combination of fighting styles you want, with boxing and MMA being mandatory and the other 2 being agreed upon. 4 fights, 4 weeks in a row, all different styles, all streamed and recorded. All hype, all gas, no brakes. That would make the prize pool all that more reasonable and deliver a lot more value than just a single fight.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                talk to iddubbz. hes the cuckold organizing youtuber creator brawl.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            100,000$ prize pool for 2 IST chuds fighting? i have 18subs on my podcast.
            and 3 minute rounds? what are we? professional heavy weights? i get 6 rounds with helmets and 2 minute rouds, but be realistic.

            to K.O. or giving up...you really wanna go that route? You understand nothing stops me from taking clenbuterol and anavar, and becoming immune to damage.

            and finally...you are a coomer. you masturbate every day and you dont even take proper vitamins and tribestan to restore yourself. thats a fight youre going to lose.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              If you want to roid up you can. Doesn't stop you from getting KOd. We can do 1:30 rounds. No round limit. No headgear. Headgear literally just makes damage worse and doesn't protect against anything but cuts.

              Also, I didn't hear a no

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >wait till the boxer realises people can grab jabs

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Pizza guy catches the jab and cross counters
        heh, nothing personnel

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm a Muay Thai guy, my gym has many boxers, boxers are very hard to hit with a punch because of how much head movement they've learned. But I tell you the moment you get clinched you're a dead man.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah boxing doesn't teach anything to answer a clinch. Can't even get out of it. First instinct is to dip the head down but then you eat knees. I guess the answer is to slip under one arm and circle around like a wrestler trying to get a body lock, but I've never clinched with someone in my life. Clinching seems so based though. My best answer as a boxer would be to maintain distance and try like hell to never get in that position. Then try to pull you close and do a body dump of some kind, brute forcing the interaction to stop it as quickly as possible so we could start back at a distance.

          >If you could successfully pull that off and had the strength to hold me that would be pretty scary
          70% of grip strength is genetic, I got lucky because both my mother (48.05kg) and father (65.15kg) have gorilla grips. My current grip strength is around 54.52kg, if I trained it no doubt if I grab on theres no way you're getting me off
          >I miss fighting so much it's unreal amigo
          We should form a fight club

          >We should form a fight club
          Kind of unrealistic because all of us are so far away from each other, but I'd be down. The very second I get my own house and start establishing a friend group I will be hosting fight club on the regular. Maybe when I get to that point you could make plans to train with us. Just keep frequenting the pizza guy threads I guess. I doubt he will ever stop posting

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/jhQoqaK.jpg

      where's that twink that was going to "break my spirit"

      It's gonna be F'or vs. Eddie..

      In that the blubby, all-talk, one-trick cunt is going to get smashed by someone who actually boxes.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're too much of a fag to do it and too broke to actually buy transport to go

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Listen you fat retard, if this autistic retard made a gofundme or some shit rn I'd throw a quick $20 at it just to make this happen.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I like this idea. I think all of fit could make it happen. A fit creator clash would be amazing. I'd do it too. I just would need a small amount of time to train and build up some cardio

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          We gonna have custom weight classes? I don't agree with me being different weightclasses for boxing or mma, I fit in featherweight for boxing but flyweight for MMA

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Idk man. We need more IST personalities to really make it a thing though. I'll probably be like 50 lbs lighter than pizza guy or more but it won't really make a difference

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You have to be pretty special needs to constantly make posts about yourself on here trying to turn yourself into some sort of meme.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw these threads are literally just me and pizza guy talking to each other now

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna see an MMA fight than two retards boxing. More skill more fun

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The last time I saw a internet shit talk between two LARPers that became an official match, someone died.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >IST discusses fighting

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pro's have licenses, post license

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i have boxed for like a decade and had boxing and mt fights and this shit is why i don't talk about it on IST because you fuckers are retarded

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Manlet MT coach would bully heavyweights around in my gym with foward pressure. He must have weighted 190 lbs tho. Thick manlet

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >50 replies
    >13 posters

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If digits the fat fuck dies

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rollin

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pls

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly though , why is everyone taking seriously a schizo pizza delivery guy from bulgaria ?

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    moron culture. moron's don't understand honor same way humans do.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They are 100% driven by what other people's perception of them is and nothing else.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is this, fucking youtube? Go take your cringe wannabe e-celeb boxing circuit shit back there where it belongs you fucking gays.

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