Sorry, chuds, but your ancestors didn't eat a low carb diet.

Sorry, chuds, but your ancestors didn't eat a low carb diet.

https://www.discovermagazine.com/health/the-paleo-diet-should-modern-humans-eat-the-way-our-ancestors-did

  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Your paleolithic ancestors ate a diet of mostly basedbean oil and heart-healthy grains!
    Thank goodness, now I can get back to my slop with a clear conscience

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      By "slop", do you mean bacon, butter, cheese, and chocolate? Or do you mean fried chicken, gravy, and sausage? Because ancient humans were eating none of that.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >bacon
        Isn't that just pig ass? They probably ate that

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bacon wasn't invented until 1500 BC in China from domesticated (farm) pigs.

          https://i.imgur.com/Ad8SQBl.jpg

          Beyond burger with vegetable oil deep-fried crickets on the side

          If you read, our ancestors DID eat the bugs btw. I won't eat them because plant based is better than bugs.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >If you read, our ancestors DID eat the bugs btw
            Of course the article would say that, I didn't need to read it to guess that.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why don't you read it?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Since 2020 I don't read any media sources or articles for any reason
                I'll be informed by memes and internet discussion, preferably ones making fun of the propaganda

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why would someone waste their time reading what someone believes maybe coulda sorta have maybe happened kinda from a mainstream media source?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >nobody ever figure out how to eat pork belly until china invented pigs
            Fuck are you stupid, lol

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              You're right, we ate domesticated pigs before we domesticated pigs.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Chinese loved pigs so much that their word for house 家 is literally a simplified form of a hieroglyphic of a pig hanging in a smokehouse.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              What other foods is China known for?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Rice

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Beyond burger with vegetable oil deep-fried crickets on the side

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some did and others didn't. Just depends on where they lived.
    Sneed oils weren't on the menu anywhere though

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh boy what a relief. I can fit in with the rest of the bugmen eating onions lecithin additives, shitty bread, lard ass pasta, ssri's, microwaveable garbage, piles of leafy green oxalate envelopes, tofu, avacados on toast, mini wheats, parasite ridden insects, and all the other garbage.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mine did

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      How do you know?

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Voegtlin is largely regarded as the pioneer of the modern paleo diet and was the first to write a book about it. But his ideas never gained widespread support, which perhaps is not a surprise considering some of Voegtlin’s extreme and unsavory views — like encouraging the mass slaughter of dolphins and eugenics.
    based

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why does he care about dolphins?

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    My ancestors weren’t morons and semites unlike yours OP

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