Spanish government declares every (female) body beach ready (fuck fat men)

Spanish government declares every (female) body beach ready (fuck fat men)

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Grab the harpoons, lads! We're going whaling!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bro have you ever actually seen Spanish women? They don’t look like OP pic, no shit the equality minister said this

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I saw someone discuss how Spain isn't financially stable, so if you're young, employed, and own a car you could get most girls. Most people walk most places so they're typically not overweight as well.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I saw someone discuss how Spain isn't financially stable, so if you're young, employed, and own a car you could get most girls. Most people walk most places so they're typically not overweight as well.

        Spain is full of slim and healthy people, it is literally amazing how beautiful the people are there.

        The film is very accurate in showing British tourists
        >t.bong

        do people think these are tourists and this isn't from a film lmao

        https://i.imgur.com/d0k35lG.jpg

        Spain, portugal, Italy etc don’t really have the fat problem. I reckon the campaign is to do with English tourists and expats who are in fact typically fat

        No British tourist will see this.

        There isn’t a red pill.
        >food good
        >women top tier
        >weather good
        >economy shit
        >expats are cunts and I’m a Brit saying that

        >Expats are cunts
        >says the expat cunt
        I was thinking of trying Gibraltar. Like a mini England in Spain that we own, yet I never hear of people visiting there.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      YAAR!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      YAAAARGH!!!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's what I call my dick.
      But no, don't actually date fat women. It's not good.
      I miss being able to carry my ex or toss her around during sex.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is that dark skinned creatute in the middle?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Beached orca

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Every woman's body is beach(ed) (al)ready.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not true. Fat people should stay out of the sun because sneed oils are primary drivers of skin cancer.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    morbid means deathly

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Okay so why do they want as many people on the beach as possible?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So they don't get mad at 'their' financial policies and start another inquisition.
      AFAIK spain is splitting at the seams with multiple independence movements so maybe it's just that.
      The most likely scenario is that this is a subtle invitation to mutts/bongs/europoors to come enjoy the spanish beaches even if the spanish women mog them.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you know i am still confused on how you can be fat in spain or the eu

        nah mutts dont go to spain only bongs all the mutts go to mexico or keywest

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Spain, portugal, Italy etc don’t really have the fat problem. I reckon the campaign is to do with English tourists and expats who are in fact typically fat

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah a ticket to eu on average is like 500 dollars plus while a ticket to the gulf coast is usually 200 bucks

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            here in Italy fatties are steadily increasing in numbers, and childhood obesity is especially bad. All countries in the west are moving in the same direction, just at different speeds

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Really? I get it happening here in England since our food is so carb heavy but don’t you meds just eat fish and olives?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                well they dont ever use cars i guess but i only seen a chubby guy from europe thats it

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Italian cuisine has massive variety, there's tons of dishes that are very carb-heavy or fried stuff, and highly caloric desserts. Also even here fast food and other junk is becoming increasingly common. Globalization is taking its toll I guess, big portion sizes and a culture fixated on eating don't mix well with worse quality, denser food
                https://www.oecd-ilibrary.org/sites/health_glance_eur-2018-26-en/index.html?itemId=/content/component/health_glance_eur-2018-26-en#:~:text=Nearly%20one%20in%20eight%20children,%2C%20France%2C%20Ireland%20and%20Latvia.
                >Nearly one in eight children aged 7-8 is obese on average in EU countries (Figure 4.15) (WHO Europe, 2018). Cyprus, Italy, Greece, Malta and Spain show the highest obesity rates in 7-8 year olds. The lowest child obesity rates are in the Czech Republic, Denmark, France, Ireland and Latvia.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Do pastamorons eat carbs
                You redefine stupidity

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Meds being healthy is a big meme, they eat Most vile shit constantly and basically all dishes they are known for are extremely high caloric with Tons of fat.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Just like italy anon said here in Portugal obesity is rising FAST too, it's noticable especially in kids, 10-15 years ago you wouldn't see even close to the number of fat kids we have today.

            >30% of children are clincally OVERWEIGHT or OBESE
            >12% of children are clincally OBESE
            >50% of the WHOLE population is overweight or obese

            Just like

            here in Italy fatties are steadily increasing in numbers, and childhood obesity is especially bad. All countries in the west are moving in the same direction, just at different speeds

            said all western countries are following the US, we just have a delay of 5-10 years.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Spain, portugal, Italy etc don’t really have the fat problem
            you're objectively wrong

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It used to be that way, Southern Europe is now fatter than Northern Europe. And Northern Europeans are also getting fatter and fatter.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            do people think these are tourists and this isn't from a film lmao

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The film is very accurate in showing British tourists
              >t.bong

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ~~*English women*~~*

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        money, country is broke. Tax everything and politicians raise their salaries every year

        [...]
        schizo

        When does Franco come back?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      money, country is broke. Tax everything and politicians raise their salaries every year

      So they don't get mad at 'their' financial policies and start another inquisition.
      AFAIK spain is splitting at the seams with multiple independence movements so maybe it's just that.
      The most likely scenario is that this is a subtle invitation to mutts/bongs/europoors to come enjoy the spanish beaches even if the spanish women mog them.

      schizo

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How is it schizo to assume profitable/political agenda?
        There are countless lobbyings, if your government is listening to one it's because it coincides with their own goals or it is highly profitable.
        Or, don't tell me, you think governments are just incompetent and naive samaritans doing their best?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They're communist retards that want to steal all the money. You're a schizo because you speak about the independence movements which are as irrelevant as a match between Real Valladolid and Rayo Vallecano. Mostly just larpers who no one cares about

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Okay, sorry for not keeping up to date with the politics of your vacation nation.
            I was just brainstorming spainanon. The last one is most likely anyway.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Selling more sun lotion and skin cancer treatments

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Redpill me on espania, dagobros

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There isn’t a red pill.
      >food good
      >women top tier
      >weather good
      >economy shit
      >expats are cunts and I’m a Brit saying that

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >women top tier
        true if you like whores

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >women top tier
        >Highest rate of divorce in europe

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          blame Spanish men maybe, lmao

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Divorce is a female thing dude, almost all divorces are initiated by the woman

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              70% apparently
              https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/the-third-wave/201705/who-initiates-divorce-more-often

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the women are unreal but they are some of the most gigantic whores on the entire planet

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shit eco
      nice weather
      if you work for an international company it's easy mode
      spanish girls are easy and qt
      latinas even easier
      food is top tier
      don't go to Barcelona unless it's summer

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i wish i could live in spain but i am broke and only 19 anything is better than america

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Europe is becoming America. Don’t bother coming here

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            god i hate what america has done like damn i cant name a more garden gnomed nation

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Plenty of time, you're still young

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Spain it's a shithole

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >anything is better than america
          jesus christ i give you 3 months anywhere and you miss america
          since you said anywhere, i did random country generator. you got the united arab emirates. have fun with your haram and >105F daily

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i am just reminded that america is slowly killing europe great i hate this hell hole with a burning passion especially the people

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    let them go to the beach. Seriously. Their problem, if they feel embarrassed.
    I feel better, if some fat people are around me. It makes my appearance more divine.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Spain unironically got fucked at the reconquering. Every inch of land got assigned to the most retarded possible bidder. The north is based little farms and even though they have periods of famine it has never been as bad as Andalucia and Extremadura. Everything south of that had been given to the church or nobility, got mismanaged and is now in the shitter.

    Everyone that tells you the problem is some other dumb shit like the french occupation, the various monarchs and republics is a fucking retard.
    Shit has been fucked since before the concept of Spain even existed. It doesn't help that the south has been dismantled of industry and the richest regions have been given preferential treatment, now those same regions feel the central state is too heavy and they don't need it anymore.

    But the women are hot as shit, like when I travel around the world I'm appalled at the ugly dogs that you guys have, I am truly sorry at the global pussy market economy.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No fucking way is that an actual government poster.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lmao I didn't even notice, I thought it was just a shitty photoshop thrown together for the article. It's like they want to not be taken seriously

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The minister (woman) of equality is a commie, she also wants minors to transition without psychological inspection.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the minister of communism is communist
        No shit

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Spain is just wide Italy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Spanish government said this because all Spanish women are in great shape. The only fat people I've really seen when in Spain are boomers and Ay-rabs.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Im fucking done

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone who ever seriously dated a Spanish girl know how fucked in the head they are with feminism nowadays.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not a bad idea for a marketing campaign to try and get more tourists to the country

    >fat and ugly? Nono you should totally come to our beach and pay 10 euro for a drink! It good for everyone you see hehe..

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love being Spanish and all the cope and seethe it eternally generates on IST

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hate being spanish, I will die hating this country.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I hate modern globohomo ~~*Spain*~~ too, but I love the essence of what it is to be Spanish. Or well, of what we used to be I guess. Spain is going down the shitter like the rest of western Europe just a bit slower ´cos Franco´s legacy.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Cuck

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I hate modern globohomo ~~*Spain*~~ too, but I love the essence of what it is to be Spanish. Or well, of what we used to be I guess. Spain is going down the shitter like the rest of western Europe just a bit slower ´cos Franco´s legacy.

        is it really that bad?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I hate Spain because I'm a regional nationalist and see this country as a fake carcass with no actual unifying identity

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That’s because you are blind, get a car and see the world.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >You can't see your countries unity?
              >leave your country and see other!!
              Wut?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      your ancestors created Hispanics is why all the hate

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The worst part about Hispanics is how the original language is getting replaced by latín spanish

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hispanic spanish lol,and americana learn that shit instead of spain spanish AKA castillian

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hate being spanish, I will die hating this country.

      Dubs of duality

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it just me or are Spanish people surprising subhuman? I think it's weird because they are white, but I'd probably have to put them down there with the French.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >spanish
      >white
      They're muslim rape babies.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe your mother was raped because I dont have a single muslim in my family

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Spain was part of the umayyad caliphate for around 700 years.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Spain didnt exist back then and they didnt have the while territory for 700 years,they just kept losing terrain.
            + Muslims and garden gnomes got expulsed from the empíre and converted muslims and garden gnomes too,the mixing was under minimal.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >the u mad caliphate

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My last name is literally moor killer

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >spanish
      >white
      are you italian by any chance

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You had to get your body approved by the Spanish government to go to the beach before?

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how do I get a Spanish gf as a white Australian bros

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There are plenty of brazilians if you go to manly or bondi

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I said Spanish or at least Mexican

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Huehues and argies are the best i can do sorry

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Has Spain fallen? I thought the Med countries were still the last bastions of healthiness.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s apparently one of the European countries with more obesity.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It's ok to be a fat disgusting leech on society

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    haha imagine you need the entire governments support and full force of law to not suicide
    fat women and trannies are on the same level lol

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Constant positive messages for everyone on Earth except white men.

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