Realistically speaking, how would the Average Spartan physique look like?
Would it be something close to Pic Related?
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Spartan Mode
Realistically speaking, how would the Average Spartan physique look like?
Would it be something close to Pic Related?
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Like the ones in the movie? They didn't look that unrealistic, definitely achievable Natty.
Not bad
they'd look the same way soldiers have always looked, skinny and semi lean without masses of muscle. also they wouldn't be clean shaven and fake tanned. prob more like picrel on the left, tho maybe even with less upper body muscle than that. crazy as it sounds, when you train almost exclusively for marching fitness and endurance, you don't end up looking like an abercrombie model
Like this, fricking moron
>most exceptionally aesthetic and beautiful of the soldiers, picked specifically to model for the sculptor to look as glorious as possible
>average
you're an idiot. it's like if future historians assumed that the way Hollywood actors in marvel movies look is the way the average person in our modern society was built
Pure cope
You're coping. Pic related is average french college kids on the 80's, not a single one of them worked out. The statues posted aren't that much bigger than these kids. If these kids trained from age 7 in the art of war like the Spartans did, they would easily all look like those statues.
Forgot pic
>Hypersexualized Amerimutt is hyperfocused on wiener size
Typical
>all lean
>all white
>not a cell phone in sight
We have to go back
theres like one in the back but he wouldnt even be considered fat in america. hes like dyel fat.
Lord have mercy
To be honest that mode is almost identical to the frickboy Op posted
not even that
the girdle line is so embellished
>Spartan dickletts
Hahahahahahahahahahhaha
So basically Ottermode?
babies were bathed in wine, they definitely drank that atleast a little, spartans must've been moronic. they would leave out the midget babies which prolly deprived them of some freaks like tyson fury
Why would a warrior be that low body fat?
Because 90% of being a warrior is long cardio and attrition, and ate natural unprocessed foods
>they do lots of cardio
Which is why they shouldn't start as cut twinks. Read how professional marathoners are, Hall was a weak turbo dyel that had to nap all day when he wasn't running. They would have wanted to be higher fat than this so they would have the energy available for endurance.
>ate natural unprocessed foods
What does this even mean? They had wheat and barley flour, they had olive oil and honey. If milk, eggs, oil, sugar and flour isn't enough to make processed food than I guess you're right. They still ate 3 or 4 substantial meals a day.
Lard ass detected
Because they weren't fatties from the USA
that guy just has fantastic insertions frickin a its not fair
im not gay but that guy is gorgeous