>start eating salads. >feel better

>start eating salads
>feel better
Wtf why didnt you assholes tell me about this before

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what kind of salads

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm eating 50/50 baby spinach + spring mix with bolthouse ranch yogurt dressing

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can eat green things. There I said it. fuck the dressing though.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Another vegan thread.
    No one cares about your shitty salad and shittier larp.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >vegan
      ok

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's just your mom's lady parts cut up and cooked.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not vegan and don't encourage other people to be

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      rent free. OP said nothing of veganism

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Salad is such depressing shit food that the rest of your day is amazing in comparison

    We didn’t tell you because salad is so fucking boring and gross we didn’t want you to suffer. There’s nothing sadder than a salad and the roasties that eat them

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don’t listen to the other anons, they’ll all be dead of congestive heart failure within the decade.
    I love salads and the way they make me feel too.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yum yum yum

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I just ate and now I'm hungry again, this looks and must taste perfect

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/lzUeAvc.png

      >start eating salads
      >feel better
      Wtf why didnt you assholes tell me about this before

      Imagine being a such a schizo that you "feel" something eating a piece of lettuce.
      That's literally the sort of shit people should be institutionalized for.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > t. picrel

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Congestive heart failure is a respiratory disease.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just wait until you discover force feeding kale (it tastes like shit) and eating one sweet potato every night or every second night
    If you eat a sweet potato every night, your skin will look significantly healthier, will look tan because of the cartenoids in it, and you will shit solid logs without smear on the toilet paper every time
    You can thank me in 2 weeks. They're also cheap as fuck and a god tier carb. They taste great too after about 25 mins in the oven

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want good skin but I don't want gypsy tan, what should I eat

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Eat food bro it's good for you

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's unreal how much better i feel after i stopped eating pure cancer everyday. i've got so much more energy and feel great pretty much all the time. eat your fukken veggies lads

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Even though it sort of tastes like shit compared to the tasty stuff, it just feels good to eat it, don't really understand why.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of veggies anon?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/xBfsnf9.png

      I'm eating 50/50 baby spinach + spring mix with bolthouse ranch yogurt dressing

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its placebo

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's less guilt but realistically the only thing in salad that will make you "feel better" is more dietary fat from the dressing if your diet is low on fat. People underestimate what a powerful influence dietary fat has on your hormones.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    placebo effect

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i eat kate and chicken breast

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bro salads are pretty based. You can get some good fats from olives and beans, you can get all the vitamins you need and properly absorb them. Shit like cucumbers, tomatoes, broccoli, and spinach do a good job filling you up while being pretty low in calories but still giving you nutrition. Then just top it off with some grilled chicken or steak and you have yourself the most based lunch I've found. You can add in carrots and peppers if you want some extra carbs and crunch.

    Pic related is my base diet. Sometimes I cheat on dinner but the breakfast and lunch are always the same

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >you can get all the vitamins you need and properly absorb them
      Did you just fly in from stupid town?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, I think eating a variety of vegetables helps you get the vitamins you need and absorb them properly. You can take vitamin supplements with food too but the last time I did that I got constipated

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If you wanted to absorb vitamins and minerals you would get them from fish and meat

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah I eat meat. Are you saying I can't absorb vitamins and minerals from a salad, especially one that has chicken in it? Are you retarded?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >vegetables helps you get the vitamins you need and absorb them properly.
              The truth is every vitamin can be better sourced (more bioavailable) from some animal food including vitamin C.
              don't reply to this

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're a retard. Don't reply to this.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >no argument just whines like a child
                As expected of a leaf muncher

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I eat meat and vegetables you stupid gay. In what world is adding vegetables to your diet counterproductive to living a healthy lifestyle?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks for the ideas friend

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Salads are total bullshit
    Full of defence chemicals

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >american
    if we told you you would have never tried salads, most people know that salads are good for you they just tend to be expensive in the states for whatever reason

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post your recipes lads, I just cut some veggies and throw it into a bowl. I feel like there must be more to it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >spring mix + baby spinach
      >sliced avocado
      >grape tomatoes
      >baby cucumbers
      >8 minute boiled egg, grated like cheese
      >pickled red onions (easy to make)
      >protein ranch (also homemade)
      that's the base. it's good with steak, chicken, or bacon. occasionally i add some smoked cheddar in place of the egg + sunflower/pumpkin seeds

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's just a salad , throw some shit in a bowl

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    these morons eating leaves

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