>start lifting, dieting and pornfree
>go to club, can't pull women, get shitfaced, get into fights, thrown out by bouncers, cry myself to sleep, wake up in own piss
>stop lifting, restart eating junk food and fapping 3 hours a day
How many times do I have to get through this cycle until I make it?
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>lifting for women
>browses feggit
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OP is a Black person homosexual and should kill himself
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Clubs have to the worst way to spend your time
>gives you tinnitus and ruins your hearing
>drinks are overpriced
>because the music's so loud, you can't even socialize or get to meet people
honestly, what's the appeal?
my guess is that the appeal is pulling women, but you have to be above average looking to do it, going to clubs as an average looking guy is probably a waste of time
you tinnitus and ruins your hearing
ear plugs
are overpriced
tip well in cash on your first drink and the bartender will hook you up all night. or go sober.
the music's so loud, you can't even socialize or get to meet people
this makes it even easier. you can easily do dancing into making out without ever talking or even saying a word.
my bros i go to clubs solo + sober all the time. id say i average one interaction per night out (ie, a girl comes up to me or i go up to her and we talk for a certain amount of time). id say of those, like 30% end in atleast a makeout (not counting just dancing/grinding). if i didn't have standards or didn't care i could easily frick every single night i went out.
however, since im going solo i only go to places where i frick with the music. since i dont care about girls perse and im having a good time, theyll naturally gravitate to you, and you will feel less pressure/anxiety to talk to girls since youll be having fun and its not your intent.
i highly recommend for all my IST bros if you're considering it at all
I... I don't know how to dance
it's hard to actually describe dancing because i don't want to say "do whatever you want". but if you like the music, it WILL come naturally to you.
im a big electronic music guy so its alot of stomping in place, nodding my head to the beat, and swaying side to side- thats it.
like i said since i dont care and its obviously im alone girls will notice. once i make eye contact with a girl multiple times its a done deal. if it doesn't seem like she'll come up to me ill go up to her since i already know shes interested from all the eye contact.
This. I always end up doing some variation of this while snapping my fingers. Don't try to force it or you might look awkward.
The appeal is just that: you don't see aynone, you don't hear anyone, you don't meet anyone, you just go there and let your animal urges go out in the form of dancing, drinking or picking up someonne
>go to club, can't pull women, get shitfaced, get into fights, thrown out by bouncers, cry myself to sleep, wake up in own piss
OP could you be any more degenerate
Maybe stop doing that shit
how to meet women then
At church, obviously
Ok I'll bite, I would but in my country only old poor people go to church, the rest are atheist or "spiritual"
>in my country only old poor people go to church
I bet you'd be surprised. Plus guess who girls have as grandparents? Especially girls that are still predisposed to chaste behavior and have a tight-knit extended family.
>predisposed to chaste behavior and have a tight-knit extended family
you mean predisposed to being sent to western europe as prostitutes to send money to their family and gipsy mafia clans
>he's untermensch
Well frick go to clubs then I don't give a shit.
how am I untermensch b***h I'm not the one peddling christcuck tradwife fantasies
Indeed, you are peddling nothing.
Bros is it feasible to go to a club solo and pick up chicks
Probably. The club is too loud to really talk so you just have to look good and start dancing with a chick after she looks at you. I've never done it this way because I hate clubs but it does seem possible.
I’ve given up trying to find people irl. Online dating is all there is once you leave college
>went to club
>Just doing Zyzz moves and poses
>Someone starts grinding on me
>Oh shit it's happening
>Look down (she was short)
>Must have been like 250lbs
>Stop dancing, just back away quickly into the crowd and then go home
>so short you have to look down(around 5 ft 3?)
>250 lbs
Ah frick. Must've been really dissappointing.
>get shitfaced, get into fights
why are white manlets all like this
You won't make it until you've expelled the worms from your butthole.