Steroid Advice?

I've accepted that I'll never amount to much other than what I can do with my body, and so I've decided to get buff as frick with steroids. Maybe then, people will notice me, and opportunities will present themselves. I'm suicidal anyway, so I don't care if I'll die when I'm 50. Now, here are my questions:

>What are good sources to buy from?
>What stack would you recommend?
>What routine should I use to optimize my gains?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    And just so you guys know, I'm already fit and have intermediate lifts, so need to give me any novice advice about lifting.

    If anybody else wants to ask questions about steroids, go ahead. Let's make this a /gear/ general.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >steroid advice?
    Don't do it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >>What are good sources to buy from?
      Cant tel.

      >>What stack would you recommend?
      First cycle? 500mg Test/wk 16 weeks, then cruise on 250mg/wk

      >>What routine should I use to optimize my gains?
      You can do a modified 5-day brosplit like pic related.

      Bad advice.

      https://i.imgur.com/mFXXny2.jpg

      Not posting face lol

      Good starting body, you will blow up really quick.

      just get on a high dose of trt

      Basically this.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Post body and face if willing. This will help us know if roids can help

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not posting face lol

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Roided manlet is not a good look

      • 1 year ago
        Anon

        Decent arm gains

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >What are good sources to buy from?
        Private sources, trust nothing on discord or anywhere that has a publicly accessible website. (I'm looking at you eroids)
        >What stack would you recommend?
        Best first cycle is always just test. 500-600mg/week. Avoid everything else until you have a baseline on this.
        >What routine should I use to optimize my
        Creeping death 2, modified Jeff Nippard PPL.
        I personally do bro split+PPL seven days lifting.
        Monday through Friday bro split quick intense 30 minute isolations
        Fri Legs
        Sat Push
        Sunday Pull

        Before you hop on cycle find a good forum to join, like an old school 2006 forum full of old heads and smart guys. That's the only way you'll learn.

        Have AI and all of your pct ancillaries on hand before you ever start any compound. Aromasin will not crash your e2 and arimidex is very harsh although much cheaper can easily crash your e2.
        Crashed e2 is the worst feeling in the world.
        Have ralox on hand for gyno just in case.

        Buy 2-3 years worth at a time.
        Use Bitcoin nothing else.

        You have a decent foundation but steroids will not make up for lack of diet and training or lack of knowledge and discipline.
        When you come off cycle you will lose a ton of weight.
        Say you gain 30 lbs in 16 weeks on 500mg test, that'll turn into 10 lbs of muscle, 20 lbs water and glycogen.

        Get bloodwork done before during and after to learn your body. Don't take an AI before getting your bloodwork done.

        I can go on and on and on.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          To add.
          A vial of test should NEVER cost you more than $40.
          Use that as your goal post.
          Any black market dealer that says they sell pharma (i.e Balkan or similar) is selling you just a fancy UGL with fancy labels for $80 a vial which is horseshit.

          Anyone who tells you gear is expensive has no idea what they're talking about.

          Most reputable UGLs will have HPLC testing from a specific individual. If you know, you know.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    just get on a high dose of trt

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm really disappointed in how little people responded to this thread

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you know there's an entire general dedicated to this called /fraud/. because that's what you are when you take steroids.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >complete newb moron wants people to spoonfeed him what drugs to use that will have significant impact on his body
      >thread full of natty dyels giving shitty advice
      >thread archived
      Welcome IST.
      May I suggest checking out one of our many BBC threads. Dont worry you have plenty of time. Jannies dont delete them.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

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    Thanks bro

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      keep looking there's much cheaper sources

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      All goods. I've bought shit from these guys for years. The Ultima brand is the most consistent and it's not badly priced.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >I'll never amount to much other than what I can do with my body
    You seem to write well, so you should unironically try out Substack to make bank. Start around half a dozen of them in different niches to see what works. Even the frickwits doing celebrity gossip or woo shit make tens of thousands of dollars a month.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I have been on for years now. Some advice:
    They don't do what you want unless you work hard in the gym and have your diet down. Have seen plenty of fat weak idiots run a cycle to try to magically fix their shit without success. You will be able to increase volume and intensity quicker than usual so this should be your aim (without snapping your shit).
    Low doses get results. High doses get more results and side effects. If you just wanna be sexy (rather than huge/strong) then halving most internet quoted doses is sensible. Similarly, there's little benefit to using orals or exotic compounds unless it's e.g. contest prep.
    Never trust UGLs. You will be likely forced to deal with them but they always have the potential and clear incentives to frick you.

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